💁🏻♀️FYI, you can enjoy the audio from this video (and many others) on streaming services such as Spotify, iTunes, Apple Music, Tidal, deezer, and Amazon Music. Here’s the Spotify link!open.spotify.com/album/1sM9AdZfM2pWXLQ3s7aqwb?si=pRhtlW2fR2uK2FuwjNqK-Q
I think you're so great at making believable "Alternative science" procedures. Like with the GASM vids. I really enjoy these things. I'll definitely be coming back a few times!
Big thanks to all of my Patreon patrons, who helped me brainstorm some of the ideas for this video. I'd specifically like to thank Hannah (for suggesting the name Energenes); Jonah, sheabobay, and Kelly Clark (for also suggesting Energenes, or some version of it); and Jeremy Brett (for suggesting the term Origin Stories). As a reminder, you can sign up to support me on Patreon for as little as $1 a month. Patrons always get links for ad-free versions of all my videos, and often get early access to new videos as well, in addition to occasional updates, surveys, and creative help requests that I don't post anywhere else. ❤️ www.patreon.com/JBGreenASMR After this video, there may be a lull in content for a couple of weeks as I have a lot coming up in my personal life (including a no-need-to-worry surgery, and a short solo birthday trip) but then I should be getting back into the groove again.
Enjoy your bday trip and best of luck with your surgery! I haven’t made it through this video yet even after a few days so maybe I can make it to the end by your next video 😴
You made this role play look so effortless. I can’t tell if every word has been rehearsed or you’re just that good at improvising. It was just wholly convincing, I love it. Another video I’ll come back to again and again in future, thanks 🙏🏻
"...We will determine your Energetic Origin Signature, Or EOS." Am I the only one getting the OREOS reference here? I've been looking through the comments and no one is talking about this delicious little Easter egg. Anyone? Anyone? No one? Just me, then? Fine. I thought it was funny.
So i'm thinking if we dig into Energenes' financials we'll find direct ties to GASM. And both are run by former members of the Commune. Yeah, i'm picturing a whole JB-verse.
I would totally throw my money at that film franchise. Turns out that the temple massage clone facility is using alien DNA from “The Visitor” to punch out tons of JBs and staff all these different shell companies. Haha
This is such a brilliant idea! That shutterstock pictures video at the start was hilarious. So glad you're back JB, can't wait so fall asleep to your soothing voice.
A faux science JBG video? Aww yeah! I’m always fond of your effortless soft spoken style; it gives off a very ‘unintentional’ asmr vibe, which as much as I love tapping compilations, nothing beats an fully immersive roleplay. Even your tongue clicks are sporadic enough it’s avoids the asmr trope. I can always come to you for inventive “energy’ themed videos that can suck me in- even if I always pass out before the end! Brava JBG!
I think I figured out why your voice in particular ALWAYS gives me the tingles! Your voice has this like... amazing resonance that NEVER fails to give the tingles. And your overall just super caring vibe. Thank you for all you do!
I LOVE when you play with my energy field. Seriously when I see you concentrate on it, and sense the tension as you pull and manipulate the energy. Always gives me tingles!
This is well done. I particularly enjoy it because my chemotherapy has completely altered my sleep pattern. ASMR as good as this helps me get into such a state that I can finally get to sleep.
I have to admit the concept of little fluffs of energy interacting exclusively put the mental image of worms on strings in my head. My energy field is a pond of fuzzy worms and I want nothing else
JB: *shining light* I'm already seeing a bit of a shift in your energy, can you feel that? Me: *eyes wide open, straining not to blink, watering* Oh that's what that is
I'm glad to see your videos whenever you post them jb. You are looking better than ever! From one female 30+ recently diagnosed adhd-er to another: you rock. I love you.
The deep blue hair is STUNNING on you. I absolutely love it!! Im also loving your sci fi “alternative science” series. they make me tingle like nothing else!
I've been watching your videos for years and had no idea you had all the tats lol. I love the blue hair and something seems different about you, and I love it. No one's ASMR relaxes me quite like yours does!
After a day of hyperfocus on DIY I'm currently feeling very sorry for myself with an arthritis flare. I couldn't have needed this more right now. Thank you! :)
Not sure if it's available worldwide, but if you can get your hands on some "Retterspitz", it's good for a lot of things, including soothing arthritis pain 😊 hope you feel better soon.
Every video is my new favorite video. Each one is better than the next! Don’t know how you do it. Also, you look so beautiful, I love that color and hair style on you. Sending you well wishes and a speedy recovery!
Can’t believe I made it here within an hour of this being posted! Ever since I saw the trailer I was so excited to see what the video would be like!! And it’s at the perfect time too, right when I needed it :)
This is great!!! I love this sort of woo-woo aura stuff, it’s such a good trigger. I love the infomercial part in particular, very detailed explanations of very silly things are the best. I hope you do more stuff with energenes in the future! I’d love to hear the results of the samples 😄
How on earth does your hair not frizz up? It's literally perfect and the color oddly fits the video in a way I can't put into words. The hand gestures and little light triggers are extremely relaxing in a much needed way, as I have an really extensive post stroke eye exam tomorrow and am really not looking forward to it.
It's a wig! I specifically use wigs in most of my videos because it's so much easier than styling my own hair. I hope your exam goes by as easily, quickly, and comfortably as possible!
Thank you so much! I'm really nervous because I'm a 17 year old with diagnosed anxiety issues and there's gonna be people getting all closelike to my face and I'm always really nervous at the hospital anyway.
I just wanted to let you know your content is some of my favorite amongst the asmrartists that I watch. You (and clearly your patrons) are so creative and it makes the experience amazing. I always look forward to your videos.
This is awesome. Working 3rd shifts now and between this and the how much light vid I've been relaxing and falling a sleep so easily. Still want to see kitty lol!
You look so healthy. I don’t know if you are and don’t mean to cause offence if I’m wrong. Good luck with your busy weeks and I look forward to your next upload!
This was the only video that got me excited today in the subscribed list (I have over 100...) it's finally night time here, good night! Thanks for this funny and almost realistic role play ;)
Sending you good thoughts and energy for all your big things coming up! I’ve watched this like 3 times now and I know it’s similar to the GASM videos but I sure hope theres some kind of series here 💖