[ENG SUB] Kanae Reads His Fans Fantasies About Him [Nijisanji] 

For those of you that don't know what a "marshmallow" is: It's a way to send messages anonymously! You'll see many vtubers (especially in Nijisanji) and fans using it on Twitter. That being said, Kanae has closed his for an indefinite period of time for the sake of his mental health so please make sure you're sending nice messages to your biases

kanae looks like a bottom but he only has top energy

letting people draw lewd pics of you is one thing but this guy straight up read his own smut, what a legend

I, too, want to be the chair that he kicks when he's raging

Kanae really just went "okay whos been writing smutty fanfiction of me raise your hand high so i can then read it." Today is gonna be called Kanae gets his ego stroked for half and hour.

To be fair, if I knew people were fantasizing about me, I'd also love to hear it no matter how weird it is

Damn that lucky bastard get his fanfic voiced by the actual person I'm so jellyyyy

Fujoshi: I prefer KanaexKuzuha Kanae: *Alright, that's where we draw the line*

Iirc Kanae has a 70% male fanbase

I love how he's more annoyed by the genuinely wholesome fantasies than by the depraved ones

LOLOL IMAGINE HAVING YOUR SELFINSERT FIC LAUGHED AT BY THE GUY IT'S ABOUT OOF

You can sense genuine delight from his voice while reading the marshmallows XD

see the thumbnail: wtf? watched the clip: wtf??

I ain't gonna lie, i fantasized about him looking at a burning city and goes "gotta go" to which i reply "do you really have to" and then he says "because it's my job to save the world" and leaps from the top of a building. Edit: I may have accidentally create a fangirl magnet comment. It's working quite well.

Kanae actually makes me question my sexuality.

Kanae and his fans are wild lol, him asking for those fantasies and the fans sharing them.

I was laughing so hard at that ballpen story but then I realized too late it was probably written by a male

HAHAH KANAE VOICE ACTING THE FANFIC THO.. the fans must be somewhere in heaven rn

He reads his own fan fics, this guy is amazing

i know this man is packing

i really admire how cool he was (and even expecting all of them to be from...?) with male fans fantasies!! in the stream he always pointed out “oh so this one is from a girl huh!” like he just expected the rest to be from men (which they all probably were)(lol). i really admire that ;; hes so chill... also i wonder how many chronoir bl shippers fantasies he was scrolling past LOL seemed like a lot... shame he couldnt talk about those :’D also sounds like he wants to be thought of as a uke more so *takes notes*

this was so embarrassing to listen to i had to keep pausing HSSHDG,,

I'm glad he enjoys reading those and I respect how he's chill with them and can laugh even at the weirdest ones. though I do admit I'm scared to fantasise about vtuber, I feel like once you've crossed the line there's no coming back edit.... I thought I'd share a hack put your phone under your pillow while the audio is playing, it'll feel like your resting on his chest

Surprised no one submitted joke fantasies where they're in the middle of an overdramatic life-threatening situation and they're just doing something lewd with Kanae

A wise man once said- 1:27

Isn't this basically selfcest lol

4:54 AHHGSHSJSJ THE “nice, I don’t dislike that kinda stuff” STOP PLAYINNNNNNN 🖐🖐🖐🖐 THIS MAN KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING

He's enjoying this so much 🤣🤣 you like to see our shameful side huh Kanae? The part abt "rather than fantasizing abt me and kanae, i fantasize abt kanae and kuzuha" really got me 🤣 Thank you for translating! 😊

I can't beleive this dude straight up asked about his own smuts and fanfics 😅 lol.

kanae's lowkey implying he wants to read more uke kanae??? your wish is my command, my good sir

Man Kanae is having way too much fun with this

Kanae: reading the fanfic Me: getting second hand embarrassment 😳

I feel like this video is a gentle slap in the face since just a couple nights ago I had a dream where I was dating Kanae bruhh

I laughed too much, but this is a prime example that most Kanae fans are maso. What a legend, having a good time while reading other people’s fantasies about himself, I need that kind of shamelessness.

I respect both the male and female fans who would send those... even if it was anonymous you would need a bit of courage,, or recklessness ig. Kanae is a legend for letting this happen and being so calm about it

i bet the other name he can't say is kuzuha😂 there are so many doujinshi of them lol

3:10 leaving this here for myself lmao

I don't know what is happening with my YT recommendation but this is the third time I clicked on a video about whoever this person is

Gosh I love that he’s having so much fun reading these fantasies and the people who wrote them are amazing 😂 thank you for translating ❤️✨

I'm sorry but he give otome voice actor vibe xD

he's the kind of wholesome that's wholesome even when it's not supposed to be wholesome

This was hilarious lol I can honestly say I have had "fantasies" about Kanae too but not like those he mentioned in this stream. I'm studying digital art and communication with a focus on Film and TV so I usually come up with scenarios or stories about the stuff I watch on a regular basis. Kanae is my favorite VTuber so naturally I have put some thought about how an anime featuring him and other VTubers from Nijisanji would play out. The most interesting "plot" I could come up with had the VAs behind their respective VTuber live a day in what would be the "storyline" or "lore" for each character, Isekai style. Thanks for the translation!

whats sending me is that most of the stories have ore/boku instead of watashi

Ya'll strange my only fantasy of him involves him getting on my Genshin Impact account and whaling for me And then I thank him With a kiss That slowly gets more passionate And then we break away so I can thank him with a meal And he asks what's for dessert And then I say me 😳😤😩😖😏😔

Okay but for real though, if I met this man in real life I'd get a cardiac arrest and dissociate from my mortal body in a span of 0.3495 sec. While I don't fantasize about this dude, I would DIE just to get a hug from him,,, he seems so soft.

My sexuality is being tainted by this smug man, what have I become

I read somewhere that Kanae prefers to be the uke in a BL situation, how true is that?? 😂

He sounds so cheeky while talking about fanfictions of him tjfnfjfjc my heart-

his audience is really creative

5:00 when he said he likes that kinda stuff ////

this was so fun to watch lmaooooo kanaetai 200iq life hacks. and the stabbing ball point pen... i was expecting something like this but this is better lmaooo thank you for your hardwork!

I've been kinda binging on his videos after stumbling upon one and honestly, I can't get a read on him, but he sounds scary lol. I don't know anything about gaming etc but it's fun watching these videos.

To the person who submitted the marshmallow about their life hack of blasting Kanae’s stream.. I will now be taking that life hack once I live by myself 😂

"Rather dream about Kanae and Kuzuha, than Kanae and me" Why not both??? I just had a dream that I was playing FPS games with them and Kuzuha said something that really made me laugh and Kanae instantly started hardcore teasing me about how I was 'too easy to please' so..... Take that as you will.

It's nice to know that wanting to be kicked, punched, strangled or cursed at by the people you like is a universal "kink" 💀💀

someone give kanae a voice acting job the way he played that fanfic OUT. a legend

Kanae reads smut about himself is cool and all but THAT LIFEHACK THO. WHY DIDN'T I THINK ABOUT IT SOONER.

'and he stabbed me with a ballpoint pen' HOLY SHI- IM GETTING WEAK HERO VIBES (its a webtoon)

oh they must've been so over the moon to hear him read his dialogue personally. Also I really get that blasting in the bg thing! Having them on in another part of the room in the bg makes for an immersive experience. This is also a lot of good material loll dont mind me saving this

"I'm good at forgetting things" everyone else: Kanae-san *we know.*

I bet Kanae is a big tall man in real life ahahah

Imma be honest About half of my fantasies are just wholesome cuddles He just looks so warm and huggable TwT

kanae putting on the soft voice like at 2:20 makes me WEAK

HDJSJSHS KANAE DONT BE SHY READ THOSE CHRONOIR FICS FOR US

In fantasies? Yes , every night Don't judge me, I can't be the only one..

His voice is so lovely ahhhhhhhhh

‘Yours is a softball’. I love this translation, perfect

I CAN’T TAKE THISSSSS. I’m laughing so hard, cringing so hard, and also pausing the video constantly. How does anyone have the courage to either read or send those????

i wonder... if Kanae sneak in to read some fanfic about him and then he need this for some research. xD

Welp, that's enough Vtuber videos for today. Also, thanks for the translation るみん, keep up the good work!

He started off saying "it could be playing games or going to the park", little did he know 😭😭

This is the one Kanae video I've been avoiding and now that I'm watching I can barely get through it. It's absolutely hilarious but the 2nd hand embrassment is immense 😖🤣

Other influencers/celebs: "Dont write fanfics its disgutings" Kanae "How was I?" XD I adore this man

The bed situation is killing me lmfao, sounds like something I'd think off with my waifu. I think a lot of the advices they gave such as putting it in the bathroom, having bad audio quality and such is really useful in our daily lives if we listen to their streams. Yeah people really are interesting, I can't even compare to their imaginations.

I like how most of them are from guys

I love that he has a sense of humor

"Do you not remember?" HAHAHHAHA

I am ever impressed how so many vtuber tl clips have gone so far without a single dislike. It's been a week and it's still zero. Maybe in the future there will be or this comment will stir up the rebellious spirit in some of you, but as of right now it's incredible.

"There doesn't seem much of me on the bottom" Me:your wish is my command.

youtube keeps putting this on my recommendations and I CLICK👏EVERY👏TIME👏

7:21 soooo guys also huh... Ii ne. I also think Kanae is seme. Like a teasing type. un un

i had to look away every 5 seconds due to second hand embarrassment 💔

5:08 "Nice, I dont dislike that" HELP??2&:$/7: HE RLLY JUST MADE THIS STREAM TO STROKE HIS OWN EGO IM LAUGHING SO HARD

I'm crying when he starts to read the smuts

Truly a legend amongst men. Though tbh I wouldn't mind looking through stuff people would write about me, if they were to write about me. It's actually pretty curious and I've outgrown the 'NO IT'S FILTH' part of me long ago. In fact, I'd be correcting grammar, spelling and punctuation whilst reading it.

The one who had a pain + degradation + foot kink is an mvp fr XD

1:27 LOL WHY IS THIS SO RELATABLE

this has to be the 4th/5th time I watch this video omg 😭😭 it's impossible to not laugh w it lololol... i was scrolling thru the channel to see a few vids and feel a bit better since I've been down lately :,) don't know if I've ever said this but thank you for translating the clips!! 🙇🏻‍♀️🤍

I now understand his personality

Why is nobody talking about 4:52 lmfao

WHEN THE LIGHTING CHANGED AS KANAE GOT MORE SERIOUSHGDSJHHKJD

Remember: brojob isn't gae

Okay...now I need to look up some Kanae smut

𝗠𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘀𝘁 has entered the stream

3:11 saving this for my mental stability😭✨ ilysm kanae

when he went seiyuu mode tho u.u

He's a legend for reading his own smut fanfics💀

is there anything he's ashamed of?! im fucking dying here and he's so chill XD

I’m shook how is he so casual about this. I would have never suspected, I’m literally dying of embarrassment as he reads these because second hand embarrassment 😂

kanae what have you seen-