Engineering students be like...(Part 2) 

Will I have to pay an outrageous import charge? I’m from the U.K.

N Satheesan zero. The acceleration time graph has no gradient.

N Satheesan It makes no sense. The left seriously can’t meme.

@N Satheesan don't be a 'jerk'

Hey, Lookup Tables are your friend. Also, do you still use Spreadsheets at your level, or just Python etc?

I mean, I was once doing a drawing, I was calculating some sizes and my brain farted out 26 + 39 =56. I didn't use the calculator because how could I possibly get that wrong. The drawing ended up looking all squished and I lost 4 hours of work. Now I know, double check shit WITH a calculator.

yea about that on java midterm i forgot the stupid line that imports all the commands and ended up writing everything without being able to test the code...

Isn’t it engineers doing both though?

I once wrote 44/22 = 11 in a test. The next day my teacher called me and showed me my paper. It was so embarrassing lmao. I always use a calculator to check every calculation I make since then.

Or V=IR

Really?!

Wait until you hear the dirty talk

@@zachstar as an aero engineer, no two words turn me on more than "inviscid flow"

@@xxbeatuupzz Show me what you got you bad Bernoulli bitch *slaps engineering pad*

@@xxbeatuupzz inviscid flow 😉

And here's where I'd put [the answer he read out loud] *IF HE READ IT*

Lol loved that bit

Not gonna get any marks just for that anyway.

lmao that’s so me

Shouldn't you be saying by the electric circuits in the phone that turn on and off on each input which tell the phone what commands to execute?

@@arthochakravorthy6274 That is a extremely bad explanation that is also extremely very bad.

@@arthochakravorthy6274 nice try but not really it is quite more complicated than that.

@@arthochakravorthy6274 its magic my guy

The phone seams to run on sum sort of magic

That's brilliant

Well done. I bet you are a legend at your uni.

I made a Möbius strip for my one sided cheat sheet

Glorious

fuck you need two sides of A4 on a test for

Yeah with the V=IR, that was hilarious

I almost died in that one. Like the most simplest circuit was used in the iron man suit 😂😂😂😂

@@aniruddhrao3489 so technically it probably would have been used somewhere in some form, right?

@@kelly2631 A more complex form would have been used sure but this type of circuit is probably only used to teach people who are new to the field

@@aniruddhrao3489 I was gonna say that I made a lampstand when was in junior high that was exactly that, but then I remembered that there was a switch, so, yeah, your right

P=NP for N=1 Gimme my money bitch

@@rhealastname266 its for P=0 you litte shit

The answer is solar energy. Population = Nuclear Power is true because society will e eventually develop to that point but we have to move to solar energy. You are welcome.

@@ashtonsmith1730 That's the joke lol!

@@rhealastname266 no its N=1 or P=0

Henlo

Shrodingers asshole

Idk bro, it would be real embarassing for the one with prior knowledge in engineering to cheat.

@@shockbladezed2352 That guy might not have cheated though. It's made to seem ambiguous.

@@launcher3694 No, that's someone who waits to see what reaction he/she gets before deciding whether to say "It was a joke"

With drones and light sabers.

The biggest threat to all nations is lack of light saber drones

@@zachstar The biggest threat to all nations would be if you were allowed to own a massive corporation and began designing killer robots... We already have Google's AI research and Boston Dynamics robot research... we don't need Zach Star's latest project we all know how well it went the last time before you invented the time machine to return back in time to when you hadn't invented the HARM - Human Attracted Remote Missile...

@@livedandletdie imagine if an engineer invented a time machine lmao

@@jordanismyname7988 Specialized engineers probably won't be able to build one. A time machine literally fucks with space-time, you need to develop some crazy science for that.

What is curve?

@@Xeem_Pad sometimes assignments are graded on a curve, like if everyone did particularly bad on an exam the percentages would be adjusted to fit that. For example, someone with a 40/100 might get a B for that exam

We had one of these 😂

Elon Musk _ yes to sound cool that they did not study but they totally did

Lol

We're just depressed and have no confidence in our self worth. Leave us alone. :'(

Hmmm I got some fan boy of mine imao

Elon Musk I don’t like people impersonating me lol

Me too

oh my god. You used lol, CORRECTLY and it sounds wrong

:D

Oof I feel that

As a person who only uses chat, thank you

Good for you dude

Take for for the team, good man

Isn't Chem 1 just highschool chemistry?

@@entropy8634 depends on the school sometimes yeah but sometimes no. High school chem at my university is called "remedial chemistry" and is chem 99.

@@entropy8634 It can depend, for my uni's general chemistry its high school up until a few weeks near the end (didn't take AP tho so can't comment in that regard)

I was the curve ruiner. I had taken upper level IB physics, but it didn't get me credit for my physics class in college. I dropped the study class when I found out it was optional. Found out the homework wasn't required at that point. I did the 3 hardest problems from each lesson to prove to myself I understood it and studied maybe half an hour for exams. The professor asked to see me after class. I was the only student to get not only everything right but all the extra credit on the 1st of 2 midterms. (I missed 2 0ts on the 2nd) He wanted to know how a student who had dropped the very recommended study class had gotten the top grade. As soon as I told him why he accepted I wasn't cheating and told me he wasn't going to set curves off of me. The median rest score was like a D+. I kept my grades in that class very quiet for about 2 years until I got very drunk and 2 if my friends kept going on and on about how brutal the class was. It's ok tho. I took diff eq 3 times.

@@entropy8634 I think it’s AP Chem.

Remember I never exaggerate in these videos, all real world experiences.

@@zachstar You have got be kidding me.

@@zachstar Nice! My man!

@@zachstar omg, no way someone uses mouthwash during exams! 😂😂

@@rafialif8602 I once brought an electric kettle, teapot, and my favourite teacup to an exam.

What was the font size

I did that except in Latin 1, fit 9/10 pages on the full note card (didn’t need the first page, it was easy vocab)

One of my friends only included what he needed, so he drew cats on his notecard

I did that, but then I lost the notecard.

Facts

Bahahahhaha so true

Harder daddy 0.0

@@mylegocustoms3443 8=D

fuck yes math man

What the fack are the above reply's even talking about

@@LightningShiva1 hahahahahah lmao welcome to the club

Sorry :(

I think they knew this when designing the EIT exam, since you get a small library to use as a cheat sheet.

Not so easy in the U.K. we have to derive our formulas. Unless it’s thermo dynamics. Then we can take a sheet in.

@@lesserspottedmugwump.363 That's rough!

@@lesserspottedmugwump.363 whst degree do you do?

@@Prashant-pm7iz Grandmaster of Philoscience

so f'ing true OMG I tell the literal NOISIEST PEOPLE IN THE CLASS to (respectfully) STFU, and the teacher tells ME "no talking!"?!? like what is wrong with them

We're not physicists who are bad at physics. We're just approximately physicists.

I feel attacked

Hey I'm not bad at math, I'm just bad at math

I was once a physicist who was bad at physics, maybe I would've made a good engineer

Engineers are just physicists who insist on constantly collapsing the Quantum Wave Function.

And write each layer with different polarizations so there's 4 layers (RH, RV, BH, BV) to see. Add yellow and you get 6 total (RH, RV, YH, YV, BH, BV.) Now get a mantis shrimp eye and see 22 different colors, use ALL of those (with polarization, ofc) to get 50 layers. Who doesn't need literally EVERY equation for EVERY subject?

Can u explain a lil more😅 How is it jerk?

lol thx, i hoped somebody here could explain that to me and youtube comments never fail me ^^ to anyone who cares: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerk_(physics) /upvoted

@@3zahra644 An acceleration of acceleration. Like when you slam on your brakes when driving.

@@B3Band That's about as confusing as saying that acceleration is the velocity of velocity. Just say that the jerk is the derivative of acceleration with respect to time.

@Rockstump Bike yes, but that also depends on the mass

Can you explain it for us who don't know?

Yeah.. explain

@@dxtfx1912 derivative of position(x) with respect to time is velocity which is dx/dt. Double derivative of the x with respect to time is acceleration i.e (d^2*x)/(d*t^2). The triple derivative of the same is called "jerk" which means sudden movement which is (d^3*x)/(d*t^3).

@@shripadrao33 that a new concept to me. Must be something new that is being taught.

@Ꮶαƚѕuƙi βαƙugօ exactly

I love those teachers!

Man, French is easy, lol.

@@pnutbuttrcrepes8129 Not when English, the main language that you speak, is still challenging to you.

PnutButtrCrepes A white flag on a stick. English is easy, just increase the volume. “LE SPEEEK DE FUQIN ANGLAIS”.

PnutButtrCrepes French is by far my hardest class. It all depends on what you already know, how interested you are, and how good the teacher is.

Don't

@@leongrden8112 yeah mean just whisper the answer instead thankss

I am very much

In Calculus 2, a class I was not required to take but took for fun, I was excluded from the curve to make it fair. finished the class with a 99.8%

@@bilalrasool2318 bro what 🥶

@@bilalrasool2318 what the FUCK

@@isagiyoichi5207 I think he’s talking about high school calculus. Anyone who says they got very high grades in accredited engineering calculus without trying is just lying.

@@nafinbong9222 ye exactly I’m doing aerospace engineering and I cant imagine getting 99.8% just by trying

what does it mean? 🥺

@@hallis8906 Jerk

@@willyou8867 how??

@@mayankbisht7691 Displacement = X. First derivative of X= Velocity. Second derivative of X=Acceleration. Third derivative of X=Jerk.

@@mayankbisht7691 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerk_(physics)

I got a few printed professionally because my home printer didn't have the necessary resolution.

@@ammaarahgardee9506 That's too bad, my hand writing is probably as bad as a Doctor.

​@@ammaarahgardee9506 I don't know, Sometime I struggle reading some stuff I wrote months earlier

I'm a noisy test taker

Thank you!

Spoiler alart, the answer is an easy no. If this circuit was in Iron Man's suit then the suit won't work (or it will overhit and explode). The best I can think of is maybe that tin can mark 1 suit he got, but even that's a stretch

Oh you sweet summer child Don't worry though, you got dis

Dude, if you really love it. Go for it! I know I don't

it's not that bad. i'm a ee and borderline dumb as a rock. graduated three years ago and worked at a small consulting firm doing a lot of nothing and now work in utilities doing transmission planning. only problem is i dont remember jack shit on transmission theory. guess what i'm saying is, just fake it til you make it. buy a ti nspire and type all your notes onto it, at least for the lower div stuff. nobody expects you to have a cheat sheet on the calc. obviously don't do this if you actually get to bring a cheat sheet

@@brimmed you are my inspiration now. I was thinking of dropping out dude

Nice! I hope to come back here 5 years in the future and hear good news from you.

Hhhhhhhhhhh Same here

M2

That only gets you so far. Honestly the higher you go on education levels, the less likely it is for anyone to be able to do that.