Enneagram Types at Starbucks 

Fours don’t go to Starbucks... they find the local coffee shop that roasts the beans themselves.

[4 me looks down at moleskin journal] how dare you 😪

Type 5: " Try to talk to me, I DARE you. " Extroverts: CHALLENGE EXCEPTED

5w6 and when she said “you know what? I think I’m going to take this to go. Didn’t think anyone was going to be here.” I fell out laughing. I did this yesterday 🤣

As a 9, this is very accurate... when I don’t understand what a barista is saying I nod and smile and whatever drink I end up with I accept because I didn’t want to make the barista repeat themselves or offend them 😂 and I NEVER order complicated drinks .. NEVER

I feel like the 9s always get the short end of the stick. Our piece is always like 2 seconds long..... and them saying "oh this is completely fine." or "Whatever you think". Thats it.

Lol. 8: "I'm not here to make friends." So true. Take my order and deliver. If I wanted to have a long conversation, I would have brought a friend.

I'm a 4w5. There's a drink I ordered specifically at Disney a few years back and I only allow myself to get one once a year (if that) so that I can still savor the nostalgia/happy times I had there.

5’s but ordering the simplest drink possible to feel like less of a burden on the workers

My mom is a 2, and she does indeed always have Starbucks gift cards on hand, just in case. 😂

As a 4 I don’t really care to go to Starbucks because how they roast their beans. I prefer local coffee shops because they roast them locally. It just tastes so much better to me.

HAHAHAAAAAA!!!! "There musta been a 7 here cuz there's a lot of sprinkles from a cake pop here". 🤣🤣🤣

Type 1 here! That is definitely me every time I'm at Starbucks. I love the "I would ask for a new cup, but my 9 wing isn't letting me" 😂

I can relate (as an 8) to the thing where she fixed the other woman’s order. But definitely not the black coffee. I get a vanilla bean frappe with caramel and whipped cream. No coffee in it. Basically a milkshake 😂 Also, I always clean up the table when I leave and I rage pretty hard when people leave their trash/messes on other tables. I sometimes clean those up too. So rude.

"I see sweetener as a sign of weakness" I'm a number 8 and I love my black coffee, this was on point, thank you

“It costs a little extra, but that’s okay because I’m a little extra too.” My 3w2 self did NOT need to be called out like this 😂

As a 5, I can tell you... THEY WILL ABSOLUTELY STILL TRY TO TALK TO YOU.

coming from a type 4, I didn’t find it accurate. I really don’t care about the irritating birds or a journal (I do at home though 🥺👉👈). more like *watch everybody living their lives while you have your airpods in seeing everyone living their lives and just being depressed lmao.*

"But my 9 wing wont let me" I'm laughing so hard I feel the tears in my eyes 😂😂😂

Lol I managed a Starbucks for 3 years (9 years with the company) and I’m a one. I was constantly straightening the lobby 😂

I just feel like 4’s and 5’s wouldn’t frequent Starbucks. We’re more into third-wave coffee 😎😏

I'm a 4 and this IS exactly what I do. I mean...literally. I write bird poems in my journal while constructing metaphors about all of the symbolism and social aspects of coffee shops!!

Just realized she’s not Canadian she just does that for the 2’s

I’m a 7 and if you catch me in a Starbucks there’s a 99% chance I’ll either have a cake pop or chocolate croissant 😅

First time I've seen a 4 represented as being obsessed with the animals, poetry and compassionate site of things as opposed to just mopey and depressed. Agree with whoever said 4s would be at a local shop rather than a chain, but still love that she mentioned the birds.

I totally feel Five’s layering for social isolation 😂😂😂

As a 9: I went out for lunch with my husband and his friends for the first time a couple months ago, and the coffee I ordered was so strong and terrible!! But I didn’t want to look like a picky eater when meeting my husband’s friends for the first time, so I tried to suffer thru it. Had to laugh at this sketch! Spot on!

I’m a 3. I’m laughing so hard at how accurate this is. I am 100% like this. 😂😂😂

“Must’ve been a 7 here” 😂😂😂 I died.

As a 3 I have actually said how much I love my usual Starbucks because of the number of outlets... but my w2 likes another Starbucks with extra chatty baristas who are extra sweet

"I'm not here to be your best friend, Bridgett" I'm dying...I can't tell you how many times I've thought that and never said it!

The minute she said "Oh, I just have black coffee" for 8, I just put my face in my hands because I have never felt so called out in my life.

As a "1" I love that you demonstrated how to wipe off the table *with* the treat bag. I'm a bit disappointed in myself that I did not come up with that myself. But I will be using that in the future. 🙃

Enneagram 1 oh my gosh!! The cleaning the table with the paper bag and rearranging the chair is SPOT ON 😂 😂 😂 We have to leave things better than we found them!!! I clean the common counters too 😂

Holy shit, I can't believe how accurate 5 is for me! I'm 4w5 sx/sp, and every single test I take shows that 4 and 5 are my top two, with the rest being meager scatterings. I will literally pull the hood on my hoodie up over my head when my Starbucks starts getting full and people sit next to me. I am self-employed but have to stay near my kids' school sometimes (long story), otherwise I'd just stay home. And the earbuds SLAYED ME because I'm deaf but I will still put them in to ward off the chatters! As for the 4, omg. I really don't like that part of myself. 🤣 And those long, rambly, slightly over-emotional thoughts stay INSIDE. Those are INSIDE THOUGHTS, Leeann and Michelle. 😂 Great video!

The nine one is so accurate 😂 one time they accidentally overlooked my order and I sat there for 20 minutes waiting and didn't say anything while the people who had ordered after me got their orders. They ended up giving me two ventis instead of the tall I ordered cause they felt bad 😂

Omg! 8 is sooo me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Relating hard to the 5 and the 9. I just read that book, and am currently reading Quiet and Wild + Free. Unfortunately, I'm a die hard 9 though, and will do most anything to not cause disharmony wherever/whenever possible even if it means discomfort for me. So, while the 5 avoidance/social distancing with boundaries speaks to me on a soul level, as a 9 I would politely remove layers to appease someone else.

Type 4 is so me. I don't even go to Starbucks all the time, but when I do, I'm always writing and I LOVE birdwatching!

I'm a five and this was accurate except I drinking black coffee only 🤣

I was crying with laughter at the description of “1”...it’s my type. Yes to the stain issue (seeing the need to improve but not wanting to say so if it’s not helpful); yes to the cleaning up thereafter; yes to feeling a need to keep buying products if I stay for over my pre-set limit!

These videos give me life!! I’m such a 7 it’s ridiculous. My husband is a 5. God bless him for putting up with me lol

Well, this is so funny, I love the two of you! As a 6 I could never calm down having so many people sitting behind me, to be honest. In a room full of chairs I always find myself in the corner, its actually funny ... my friends already know the chair with the best view is mine :D

It's so humiliating to watch my own enneagram on here. I'm a nine and I literally do that quite often. People get my order wrong but I'm too lazy to go back in line, and feel like I would be intrusive to go up and tell them. I'll just sit in frustration and vow to not go to that location for a month. Oh...and they notice my absence. That'll show them.

Omg that #8 was scary spot on! Thats literally me! 🤦🏻‍♀️😆😆😆

Starbucks: *has lots of plugs close to my table* Me (a 3): *hears actual angels singing in the background*

Love your Enneagram type videos! I'm a type 4 and I find these hilarious 😂

Okay I’m a 3w2 and I laughed so hard at this because I definitely know which coffee shops have the best WiFi and the most plugs AND I know my barista’s name! 😂

Im willing to bet most 8s rarely go to starbucks. Home brew is just fine! I only go there for things I cant do myself. Or if I have a giftcard from those amazing 2s.

I’m a 4 and I was cracking up because I was talking to my husband about the little birds at the coffee shops yesterday 😆

The two paying for the person in front of them, noticing that said person didn’t pay it forward, and trying again 😭😂 I relate on a personal level!

1 here and I totally clean the spills and get so frustrated when my Starbucks cup is less than pristine when I pick it up. Stains?! Misspelled names?! Unacceptable. And my 9 wing wouldn’t let me address it without exerting a hefty amount of energy. So I normally rationalize and move on. But dang it’s frustrating.

As a 4, I always request the coffee shop with the best ambience. lol I prefer it to be a whole experience. ❤️

Damn man, I adore the videos with the pair of you so much! I swear, the vibe of Michelle when she impersonates a 6 and of Leeann when she plays a 7 are SO AMAZING! I love it. Thanks for making these, couple of my friends and I tend to send them amongst each other inbetween studies of enneagram/mbti/socionics and they sure help keep things lighthearted and fun

I work at Starbucks as a barista. The big thing in our shop is discussing our enneagram number. If you don’t know your number, we will text you a link. Be prepared to discuss your number the next we work together. Frederick 4 W 5.

As a 6, maybe I can have my husband watch this so he will now understand my multiple drink order... 🤣 so accurate.

"I'd like to get a new cup but my 9 wing won't let me" IM DEAD. 9w1 over here 🤣🙋🏻‍♀️

I’m a 1w9, I feel like it balances out the perfectionist with not wanting to confront. I can do either depending on my mood. 😹🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m a 5w6 and I was dying at how accurate this was, I didn’t expect it to be 😂

So cruel to post this when we haven’t been able to be inside of a Starbucks for two weeks!!! I’m so missing my starbucks stops 😭😭😭 But these videos are always so fun!!

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen! I love this so much!! Type 2’s unite! 💓💓💓

The six in me is not okay with this attack lol

NUMBER 8 WAS LITERALLY HILARIOUS

Only found out yesterday that I'm a 1. Absolutely hilarious watching the 1 slot here..."renting" the table and cleaning up everything before I leave 👍🤣

Love the Kate Spade (?) planner from 1. The 6 was very accurate, and totally me! lol

I am a type 3w4 and I totally can relate with everything single thing she said ! Internet fast, plugs and upgrade my game by being among people that inspire the me I am trying to be. Haha

The seven is getting called out! I love it!😂

I’m a 1 and this was spot on 😂 I’m always wiping down the tables and tidying up the sugar/cream area and I don’t even work there!

I'm a 4 and I'm conflicted about Starbucks because I love the taste but...it's so basic lol

You need to do one on how each type saves the world. I'm a Five so I save the world through education. 😉

This is so funny because I'm an 8 and I do like drip coffee because it's faster but I do put cream and sugar in it. Every morning for work I make 2 cups of coffee and put one in a thermos, so there's my two! Haha. You guys are good.

spot on for 9

I’m a 5 and 9 combo which I know sounds weird, but I find that I identify very well with both, and that apparently applies to Starbucks, too :)

My order is always a flat white...I feel so called out!! But it’s okay, cause I’m a little extra 😂

As a 9w1, this was spot on. I would have definitely favored the barista over my drink (9) and been sure to wipe down the table and push my chair in before leaving (1) 😂😂

Hahaha!! Sooo accurate. And hilarious!! I tested as slightly more than half for 9 over 4, though I have more 4 traits and literally both were right for me. I've made that 9 face quite a few times as I did not send things back.

Love the 8 🤗👍

I’m a 1 and you totally nailed it. I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 lol. Love ❤️ your videos 😊

I’m a 9 but not long ago I order a drink I didn’t like and asked if I could trade it lol. They gave me another drink it was so kind of them they didn’t had to but they did and it made my day.

I’ve never taken the enneagram test but type one is SPOT ON, ME. Even the drink that she orders is what I order 😂😂

As a 9w1 I would spend 5 minutes talking about how it was okay, but then taking it back anyways because it wasn’t “perfect”. Then, when it’s wrong again, just live with it because “it was much closer this time and the barista must be new so good for them for improving so quickly”

HAHA I am a 4... and I do take my Moleskine journal everywhere.... and watch the birds jump around.... and I write about that. I am a 4 wing 5 and this is SO TRUE i literally wear glasses and headphones (nothing is playing half the time I just don't want you to talk to me!) I also like to keep things to myself and bury my head in a book. LMAO

You girls are amazing. Hilarious and accurate. Great combo. Very funny.

Aw. I love this. You guys are so cute!!! Makes me long for the time when we'll all get to be in coffee shops again... 😭 Thanks for making this.

2: "These aren't for anyone... yet!" me: (glances nervously at my stockpile of "just in case" friendship bracelets on my desk)

As an 8, I like walking in rather than waiting in the drive through. Because sitting still in my car for that long is intolerable (doesn’t matter how long the line is either lol). Actually works great with my 4 girlfriend, she MUST see the birds/smell the beans/start lively conversation with the barista’s 😂 while I’m glancing around the room wondering if I really could kick everybody’s asses at once. She mellows me, and I keep us moving, it’s beautiful 🤩

3’s aren’t constantly promoting themselves on social media...😆...however I still always love your videos!

Me, a 5w6, hanging out at Starbucks? Bwahahahha! Na, I feel more secure using my own internet at home where I can save $ by making my own coffee and not having people trying to small talk with me. (Exceptions being if it was someone else's idea to be there and/or an occasional frappuccino to go.)

The accuracy. I’m a 3w4 and I love Starbucks. It’s how I got through grad school. 😂

Omg yes with the planning your clothing to make people not want to talk to u as a type 5. God I could never understand how people would look at me, see that I’m wearing the same shirt as them, and they would actually talk to me and try to have a convo instead of just a slight nod in acknowledgment and then leaving. 😂😂😂

I’m a 9 and nearly fell over in tears from how accurate y’all were! 😂 BUT most days I have no problem returning the drink & asking for a do over 😉

I’m a 9 and i can’t tell you how many times i have done that exact very thing. “Oh! No, don’t worry about it! I actually like this one better! Thank you!!” whether I do or not 😂

As a 7w6 I totally feel this on both ends, BUT I don’t go to Starbucks I love the shops that roast the beans themselves 😂

Sigh I love that the 9s are so peacekeeping... It is an enchanting quality.

When she said “those are my peeps” I lost it! And then when she was eating the cake pop, I knew! LOL, wanted to keep watching her, was that me as a 7? LoL 😂

Loved the video. Lol...I’m a 5. Confession: I’ll usually forget going in and use the drive thru. The times I actually went in, I experienced order anxiety before I was at the register. I think I rehearsed saying my order to myself 10 times in fear of f-ing it up. I get the sizes all mixed up...tall, grande,venti, trenta. What?! Left, right, right, left...😜😣 Usually end up with a totally different order than intended, which primarily involves stuff from the refrigerated section.

8 is incredibly accurate 😂🙃

4 with the journal is so spot on

I’m a one and I feel so absolutely called out. Who’s been stalking me at Starbucks

As a 5 married to a 6, this is dead on. Love it, keep em coming! (Didn't mean to get so emotional there. Sorry.)