Enneagram Types in the Kitchen 

My former roommate is a Type 7 and one time she was making a key lime pie and the recipe called for condensed milk. She accidentally bought caramel instead. If it was me, I would have counted the recipe as a loss and just waited until I had the chance to go to the store again, but when I asked her what she was going to do she told me she was just going to use the caramel instead. She ended up making one of the most delicious pies I've ever tried. I would have never thought that lime and caramel would work well together, but they totally did.

I'm a 5w4. I only cook with aesthetically pleasing things, and I pause what I'm doing all the time to go do research on a random thought that popped into my head. This is legit🤣

i'm a 4 and i was actually looking at vintage teacups when i got the notification

I’m a 1. “I appreciate it, but I don’t.” 😂 spot on. And my husband is an 8w7... Don’t tell him what to do and he will put as much of whatever the heck he wants in it. 😂

I want to see enneagram types grocery shopping, and also making bread.

ahaha your 5 is accurate, I get soooo frustrated at "pinch" and "handful" measurements and I love the chemistry of baking :D

This one hit too close to home. 😁 The type 5 started & my husband & 17 year old son both stopped looking at their phones & just started watching me. 😳 I couldn't stop giggling. 😂 Once it got to talking about baking being like chemistry 🤣🤣 We all just started bursting out laughing!

I’m a one - not only does my silverware drawer look like this, I load them in the dishwasher by category so I can easily put away! My husband and daughter are trained, too.😂❤️

YES!! The SIX! SO me -- gloves for raw meat, and dang, yeah, I'ma use the meat thermometer to make sure it's done all the way through. (Also, NEVER mix chopping boards -- plastic for meat, never wood for that, and whatever for veggies, but ALWAYS SEPARATE, y'all.) And wash your hands 8,000 times while cooking. It's THE RULE.

As a 5, the baking section is spot on. I mean, Alton Brown is my favorite TV cook. All the science behind how cooking and baking works. But cooking is one of the few areas where I relate with the 2s so much more. Weird how that works.

I'm a four and my first instinct was, "I'm not that bad." Then I look over at the kitchen at see my collection of pretty aprons, and teacups....oops. (and no I don't have a butterchurn sitting on the counter but I do have a vintage copper and glass mulled wine warmer which may be worse)

One here- when I had roommates we didn’t have a silverware organizer at first. And then we just never got one. For awhile I was unwavering in my pursuit to organize the silverware but, unsurprisingly, it would always get mixed up. And then I found how freeing it was to take the silverware straight from the dishwasher and throw it into the drawer. It has stayed with me ever since. My whole house is super organized but the silverware drawer is my one area of delightful chaos 🤣

As a 9 with a 1 wing, I would lose my sh*^ if my husband moved my spices. Luckily for me, I married a 3. He's too busy to even know how the spice cabinet works. And yes, there is a learning curve to it. 😉

Love the 5s "as everybody knows" I'm a 4, but 5 is my wing, this is great

So I'm a 9 and when I first watched this video, I was like "Nope that's not me with the passive aggressive chopping." And then my husband, who is already allergic to nuts, announced that he is also going to start following the FODMAP diet which cuts out all kinds of other foods. IT'S FINE lol. I'm supportive, but I'm the one who does all the cooking and meal planning, so.... that's fun.

5 is always spot on 😂

In my apartment we have about 3-4 different sets of dishes cause that’s how apartments roll. I’m a 9w1 and my wing comes out whenever I unload the dishwasher, I end up stacking the dishes by style. It looks nicer and some sizes stack on top better than others.

7s give me anxiety but I appreciate their enthusiasm 😂

Spot on! I am a 9 married to a 7 - I love that the 9 always talks about that! It’s perfect! 👌🏻

5 here. So accurate! Measurements should be exact

I’m a five and my idea of “cooking” is cutting up veggies or fruit and topping them with something appetizing like nuts or yogurt or rice packs or nice bottled dressing 😂 That’s literally it! The clutter and mess of cooking don’t work with me 😁 I do like baking bread, though.

As a 7, I don’t really see the joy in cooking but when I do it’s like that lol

Hardcore 2 🤣 I actually even went to culinary school after getting my bachelors because I liked cooking so much for my friends and family 🤣

I'm a type 5, but I actually LOVE to cook. I will also admit that I have said out loud more than once that I love cooking mainly because it's all like a science experiment. You nailed that bit. I've also bought so many precise cooking tools that a lovely cashier at my local Bed Bath and Beyond asked me if I was a pastry chef. I've also signed up for online culinary classes (pandemic free time) and love learning about cooking techniques that I can use across many recipes. Developing my own recipes is also a joy. Thanks for the laugh!

4w3 here- you're both so wonderful- I love it! I don't cook- my teenage daughter is an 8 so she takes complete control in the kitchen and Im happy to let her. I refuse to buy papertowels and napkins or plastic utensils- this drivers her insane.

I am a 7. When she started throwing celery everywhere it reminded me of a video that I completely forgot I took when I was 11. Of me cutting up celery. And then throwing it all over the kitchen. This is scary accurate.

I would love to see you guys switch roles and act out the types the other one usually acts out! I dare you!

also i appreciate the strategic use of your adorable real life kids for comedic effect

Omg the 3 with all her gadgets, yep very accurate

I'm a 6 and have seriously been considering getting gloves for when I make chicken😳😂

I’m a 7 and I’ve never related to anything so much ever 😂 I have actually said all those phrases to everyone I know

I'm a 9. Spot on! But I'm married to a 5. He doesn't cook, but watches Alton brown. So he always has an opinion on what I'm doing 🙄 I'm keto and my family is kinda picky. So I do end up making a lot of sides, or something frozen and fast and I eat cheese. No in between 🤣

I’m a true 5 but my 4 wing allows me to be creative and deviate from a recipe and also own some vintage items. BUT, I know the science behind why I’m cooking what I’m cooking and have done the research to know how different ingredients and cooking methods will change the outcome of a dish. 🤓🤓

The cooking the chicken as a 6 is SO spot on for me! I feel seen! LOL!

If I ever doubted I was a 5, this video would be proof of it. Only baking or very specific recipes for this gal, because chemistry. But wearing a vintage apron because wing 4. 😆

"Of all the places in this world I like to overextend myself emotionally, I think the kitchen might be my favourite." :') 2w1 here and feel completely called out! :')

The 1 is always spot on for me 🤣

Okay, as a 6 I check what I cook so frequently that I nearly hover over it. I think I've never experienced my 5 wing in the kitchen. I like free forming where I can.

I’m an 8. Oh so that’s why I don’t like recipe books! 😂😂 Completely makes sense now!

This is one of my faves! My favourite part was the 6 using the thermometor, and then revealing she was checking the carrot, not the chicken. DYING!!!! 🤣 I'm a type 9w1, but I'm also single so I don't need to worry about other's needs in the kitchen. However, when I'm cooking with friends I certainly want to be more controlling, but don't know how to assert myself. Also, my friend is a 7, and while she's cooking/baking with me and our friends, whatever task she's assigned to usually burns, or I have to take over. Not because she's incapable of cooking, but she usually end up dancing or talking with us and she completely forgets she was supposed to be watching the food. Also, she never sets a timer for anything! I can't even....it blows my mind!!! One time she was baking cookies and at some point is asked "how much longer for the cookies?" She asks "oh, do you think they're done?" I'm like, "I don't know, didn't you set a timer?" "No, I'll go look at them now," she says. She looks, "I don't think they're done." She returns to talk with us... After a few minutes, we repeat most of this conversation. She pulls them out and bottoms are burnt. We found humour in it, but I seriously couldn't fathom that she made cookies without a timer.

As a 5w6, nope, cooking is very much science. Ingredients go through certain chemical reactions to achieve certain results, and certain combinations stimulate your palate in certain ways. Know your science, and you can cook your perfect steak which tastes perfect, has the perfect texture, and is perfectly safe to eat. :P

Whoooo, this 9 dating a 7 can RELATE!!! 😂😂

Type 2 had me in literal tears! My sis is a 2 and she’s the best!!! 😍😍🤗

LOL loving it!!!🤣🤣🤣 I have the same issue with the cutlery draw 🤪

It's hilarious that each part they play still has a bit of their actual Enneagram number in it. (4w3)

My 5 husband has literally made the same comments about his grandma’s recipes that have no measurements 😂 he also brews beer because it’s such a precise process.

As a 5, I'm always envious of how carefree and happy -go -lucky 7s are🤓❤️🤸‍♀️

The passive aggressiveness of the 9 - feels about right.

As a type 9 I have never in my life followed an exact recepy (even though I cook and bake often). I always need to leave room for creativity and intuition😄. And yes in my household I need to cook different dishes as well!

You two make the funniest videos out of all the different personality theories. Not only funny but also infotaining. These videos probably make the Enneagram my favorite personality theory. Its funny because these types are out there in different doses.

I identified a little with almost all of them. LOVE to cook and bake, enjoy everything organized and pretty, but I get creative and almost always change the recipe a little. And enjoy music in the kitchen too, and cooking for my family is my favorite thing, especially during the cozy winter months!

OMG that was insanely awesome! You totally nailed my 2-ness "It should take as long as humanly possible" I'm dying with laughter. Also particularly enjoyed the 1 and 5. You ladies are so freakin' funny!!

Michelle's 3 is perfect because i 100% see a old friend in that 😄

Spot on for a two. I've been baking all day and wondering who I could send the goodies to since it's just my husband and I.

I’m such a 6 just you considering pulling on the dirty glove with your teeth freaked me out. 😂 Otherwise, SO accurate.

I love that I'm watching this as I'm cooking.

I'm a 4.. you got me with the cloth napkins and cups.

Type 5 in the video is so true! And that “safety first” part in type 6 also. This combination is totally me.(5w6)

As a 1v2, the 1's bring me joy.

I knew Scott Hoying was a 7, but I had to laugh at how on point all the music stuff thrown in there was :D :D. Also, the anger behind the 9. It's fine. It's fine. I don't feel attacked at all. It's ok :D :D :D.

I'm a 6 and I def over check my proteins when they are cooking. I almost always sacrifice one chicken breast by just cutting into it so many dang times checking the center, that by the end..one is completely sabotaged and the pets end up getting that one lol but I'm w7.. especially w that garlic lol just add and add and add and add until someone says it smells like garlic in here lol 😆

OMG, I died at 9. "My husband rearranged the kitchen again. He's a 7." Yes! I'm a 7. My husband is a 3, but he doesn't like change. Since the Kitchen is the one area of the house I have 100% control over, I move shit like once a month.

I lost you for awhile, glad to find you for that extra laugh with the info!

Omg I watched the 8 and I laughed so hard at myself then I thought... I do make good smoothies. And then I got mad when I saw the kids spit out the smoothie. YOU EAT WHAT MOMMY MADE YOU I HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK! 🤣 But really I'm trying to get away from frozen.

The daughter with red hair has a great laugh.

9 here, but i cook like a 7, apparently 😊 just no dancing

The fact that you said “Fiji, Kokoda” for “7”made my day!!😂👌🏽🇫🇯

Great spot on. You folks are so talented .

The 6 is very accurate , 🤣🤣 we like a specific staple of cookbook(s) and wont follow trends like the 3's.

Perfect! As a 2w3, i am cooking just like a 4.

Omigosh I just realized that your 5 character is basically Lillith from Cheers. Amazing, love it.

Okay. I really identified with the 1 this time. I would have my silverware drawer set up like that, but my new drawers don't fit my old silverware tray. My house might be a disorganized mess, but my drawers aren't! Baking is awesome because it is like chemistry. Cooking is awesome, too, because I can riff.

Oh my gosh. I had to stop the video and type this comment when I saw the 6 temping the chicken. My 6 DOES THIS ALL THE TIME!!!!

I feel like she really nailed the 6 in this one. So me! Great job! 🙌

You totally got the 7!!!

Hahahaha everything that came up for type 4 I've done, said, am doing, am saying...hahaha

Early bird gets the worm - Enneagram 3

I am 6 wing 5. I don't freak out about touching stuff and worry about safety for that, but I do check the timer (which I always set) and items on stove/in oven so often. I have a hard time just sitting. We do have a set of go to recipes, but I do love to experiment with new recipes.

7 is soo me with the music and dancing 😂

Lol i always thought i was so weird for wanting a vintage tea cup collection- turns out its a 4 thing! 😂

I'm a 1 and my fridge looks exactly like your 1 fridge! Bahahahaha!

I'm an 8w7, the only two things I cook are instant noodles and smoothies, spot on.

5w4 here. Little more 4 this time: Have a ton of china teacups and dinnerware, refuse to buy disposable plates and non-compost disposable utensils, and was just thinking about buying a lemon-themed apron. But 5 got me with the exact measurement cups (for new recipes only), the tried and true staple recipes and spices to make ea thing taste good without frills, and need to have cookie dough/cake mix around at all times.

Absolutely loved this video! Thanks for posting! Admittedly, I was the most predictable of all - a 6!

I’m an 8w7 and I am constantly saying “Nah. I’m not doing that” when reading a recipe.

How did you know?? I’m a 9 and I have to make 2-3 different meals because of food sensitivities. 🤦🏼‍♀️😭

3 is unnervingly accurate

This was so funny! Thank you for sharing.

My husband is a 5, I'm a 9, this is exactly why I always cook XD

I am a hard core One. The silverware drawer makes me want to scream because it is so messy. Also, the fast food cup with the straw in the background is distracting me because it needs to be thrown away. So I'd say you do a pretty good job on the One's. 😁😁😁🙋 Confession, my fridge is labeled, and my cupboards are in alphabetical order. Keep up the great work. These are so good!!!

im getting a sudden craving for spiral carrots

I just love you two! I’m a 4 and I was howling with laughter at your 4 🤣🙃

You nailed the 1 🙋🏻‍♀️

Love how you changed the 4s "thing" to essential oils in general 😂 probably a smart move considering what's going on with.. that company Awesome video, btw. Vintage utensils are absolutely necessary 💖

I am a type 8 and I am pretty sure I do my 5 "special recipe" smoothies a week. Also, how did you know that I browse all cook books like that? Literally SO ME. Also, how do people cook for more than 1 person? I don't understand.

Ha! This really helped me figure out my strongest wing. :)

Ha ha ha! I’m a 5 and I did take the free HarvardX science of cooking course...didn’t make me a better cook though. 😂

You made my day! Thank you!

I'm a 7 and I actually love baking, because obviously that's the only way you're gonna get cookies and cupcakes which are the best, but also I actually love the chemistry side of it, haha. I want to know how food works (because then I can successfully make up recipes and meals, as the seven in the video attempted, lol.). I want that five to teach me. XD

I’m a weird 2. Definitely have the fear of not being loved and will serve my family till I’m run ragged but I never buy gifts or bring food to other people. Any other 2 like me?