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Ep. 112 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer 

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Time to hang out in the cave with the 2 bears: Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! Bert starts this episode with deciding he's going to drink today, and figured it's not fair only uppity non-woke women get to be called Karen... he wants to figure out names for the rest of the spectrum of dumb people. Are you a Liam? We watch the classic viral video of the girl getting hit in the head with a shovel and see what the ladies are up to today. Bert shares a story of when he got a bad concussion in college and we try to figure out how much it's affected him in the present. The bears take a look at some personalized content from ASMR Maddy and go down a whole ASMR rabbit hole. We hear about Bert's experience watching UFC 268 at Madison Square Garden with Justin Gaethje and Rose Namajunas, which leads us to look into the best looking fighters and watch the Joe Schilling altercation at the bar.
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@eurotriper
@eurotriper 2 года назад
The immediate laughter from Tom as soon as the girl starts crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@andrestein6022
@andrestein6022 2 года назад
Not gonna lie, I laughed just as hard at the same moment and thought "oh, guess I'm deranged too"
@Geopoliticstoday2
@Geopoliticstoday2 2 года назад
Aaaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa
@Christopher-md7tf
@Christopher-md7tf 2 года назад
That's what's so disturbing: He doesn't laugh when the girl gets hit, but only when she starts crying
@Geopoliticstoday2
@Geopoliticstoday2 2 года назад
@@Christopher-md7tf says "great dad"
@johnnycisneros8722
@johnnycisneros8722 2 года назад
He starts laughing again at the exact same time when they watch it again
@Shrapnel92
@Shrapnel92 2 года назад
"Why am I crazy though?" "I'll never quit drinking." "I tell strangers how to cut steak" "It's Kool-Aid" "You think we could have sex with Adriana Chechik?" "Hooters needs to be trashier" "I ate like 8 cheeseburgers last night." "Why can't I lose weight?" The mad ramblings of Burnt Chrysler
@comicenthusiast
@comicenthusiast 2 года назад
"I feel like I might be talking too much"
@Shrapnel92
@Shrapnel92 2 года назад
@@comicenthusiast once again he acknowledges his inanity for a few seconds but then does NOTHING to improve or correct himself 😅
@ADPax10
@ADPax10 2 года назад
Honestly, if I were him, I'd be afraid of treating too many of my addictions/idiosyncrasies too hard, because I'm a public figure and comedian, and that's how people know me (and why some fans like me)
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 2 года назад
@@Shrapnel92 it's because Bert thinks if he acknowledges a fault, that's addressing it
@auraglasswerks4900
@auraglasswerks4900 2 года назад
I heard that’s one smelly cave!
@Im.a.cat.
@Im.a.cat. 2 года назад
Tom's face looked like he was made of wood, but then he heard a girl's panicked crying and he came to life with uncontrollable joy.🌠🌈
@ASMRMaddy
@ASMRMaddy 2 года назад
UH-Hundred percent geeked to be here 😳 Next up...chugging a gallon of Kool Aid ASMR😜
@justintriplett6885
@justintriplett6885 2 года назад
Definite Samson!
@deanrosenberg7079
@deanrosenberg7079 2 года назад
She really gets it! Haha I love this
@ASMRMaddy
@ASMRMaddy 2 года назад
My friends would call me a Christina 😂 I was freaking out at that part!
@justintriplett6885
@justintriplett6885 2 года назад
I know what I'm watching every morning from now on. For God sake!
@suckadush
@suckadush 2 года назад
Hi Maddy I’ve been a huge fan of your Videos for literally years now and been a YMH fan for even longer so this is a crazy coincidence 😅 this is unreal 🤪
@yourenotrelatable
@yourenotrelatable 2 года назад
“I bet she has an only fans!” Turns out he’s right lol
@billiegoat1540
@billiegoat1540 2 года назад
At the end of each year they should do an episode with all of Bert’s ideas he doesn’t do and see if he remembers any!
@PaulWTaber-zd8ds
@PaulWTaber-zd8ds 2 года назад
I nominate this for the comment Hall of Fame. Seriously. Great phuckin idea.
@kyleanderson6790
@kyleanderson6790 2 года назад
Why not each episode?
@andrestein6022
@andrestein6022 2 года назад
This definitely should be called original thoughts hahaha
@andrewkoly
@andrewkoly 2 года назад
Thank you for this comment. Nadav you better steal this idea and brand it like your own. The way you made Tom and Christina think that you titled the videos “man uses chest infection as instrument”. Multiple times Tom spoke so highly of you that you came up with that title and those of us who know, know Nadav has zero original thoughts
@tomcollins2679
@tomcollins2679 2 года назад
Wat?
@danielcooper9899
@danielcooper9899 2 года назад
*3 minutes into the podcast* Nobody: Burnt: “Fuck it, I’m going to drink.”
@SullyReviews5000
@SullyReviews5000 2 года назад
He’s like “I’ve had a day”. Even though it just started. LMAO
@davidkuehnen3339
@davidkuehnen3339 2 года назад
Seems that "Bert" is the alcoholic who won't admit it.
@Prod_D
@Prod_D 2 года назад
Na he just drinks a lot I think...
@toxicbreez4277
@toxicbreez4277 2 года назад
Burnt
@breadlytoasted
@breadlytoasted 2 года назад
Burnt talking about how his alcoholism started after a traumatic brain injury was a pretty low and loose revelation.
@ryandouglas1188
@ryandouglas1188 2 года назад
his origin story
@jssytvrs
@jssytvrs 2 года назад
More like his pour again story
@groomedtodie
@groomedtodie 2 года назад
He accidentally stumbled into a repressed memory of the most significant event in his life. And then he pushed it back down.
@D-Fens_1632
@D-Fens_1632 2 года назад
It really is remarkable how they think he's a superhuman and it's not going to catch up with him. Give it a few years.
@ADPax10
@ADPax10 2 года назад
@@groomedtodie This was exactly my thought!! Fuck dude, nothing more real than some of these podcasts. I wish these were around when I was in high school
@_brockj
@_brockj 2 года назад
Bert: *notices his concussion story is getting a good reaction from Tom* Also Bert: *proceeds to make up 3 more stories about getting concussions*
@armagedon3on3
@armagedon3on3 2 года назад
That's was fucking bad man. He changed his story every 6 seconds
@bakbukasmr
@bakbukasmr 2 года назад
Thanks for featuring me guys! Such a nice surprise😂 I also do ASMR in French, English and Spanish😜 1:00:22
@sshuggi
@sshuggi 2 года назад
11:07 Of course, Tom's first true laugh of the video is laughing at someone's cries of anguish.
@giddy-jv9gr
@giddy-jv9gr 2 года назад
I am not surprised. Tom is a confirmed axe murderer.
@giddy-jv9gr
@giddy-jv9gr 2 года назад
Bret blanking out mid-speech makes me feel good enough about myself to start the week. Daddy Lalaslow
@brannonwalsh676
@brannonwalsh676 2 года назад
That Two Bears notification at 9:00AM every Monday really turns me into a telescope.
@gabrielsanford7914
@gabrielsanford7914 2 года назад
Gonna get ya charged up
@giddy-jv9gr
@giddy-jv9gr 2 года назад
OooooWEEE
@jssytvrs
@jssytvrs 2 года назад
Didn't even phase me you guys get it at 9 am, west coast best coast. Come on touch my camera through the timezones
@drewcookies
@drewcookies 2 года назад
@@jssytvrs east coast chomos
@JamisonGallagher
@JamisonGallagher 2 года назад
These guys really into pegging?
@icecadder8644
@icecadder8644 2 года назад
Bert: Tom, she's rubbing your hand. Tom: It feels good.... 🤣🤣🤣
@vinnya99
@vinnya99 2 года назад
This went from the funniest podcast conversations to “Berts Pod of Lists and Google Searches” it is the worst 😵‍💫
@LukeT84
@LukeT84 2 года назад
Tom laughing at violence will never not make me laugh.
@pettis1228
@pettis1228 2 года назад
I hope the Machine does well enough to get a sequel so we can hear Tom again.
@WickedSpade
@WickedSpade 2 года назад
Straight up I miss when Tom had guests each week.
@RazagalArtanis
@RazagalArtanis 2 года назад
Doubt it, they'll still be on Stitcher then.
@ticaljarvis
@ticaljarvis 2 года назад
Brilliant comment 🔥🤙
@MrKYLEforAwhile
@MrKYLEforAwhile 2 года назад
Toms face when Bert says,"She's not 14 anymore." lol
@CJJC42
@CJJC42 2 года назад
Pretty weird he keeps calling kids attractive. Don’t expect much less from brunt though
@WagonerVT
@WagonerVT 2 года назад
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@EwokPanda
@EwokPanda 2 года назад
Anyone else astonished Brent made it an entire episode without mentioning anything about "coming out as fat"?
@Gray-om1bj
@Gray-om1bj Год назад
Wasn’t that like 2 episodes
@Cloudroth
@Cloudroth 2 года назад
Finding out Bert has a traumatic brain injury really connects all the dots, oh man.
@smwad7103
@smwad7103 2 года назад
That ASMR segment of this episode should have been in the heavy segment of a live show they were by far the most unsettling videos I’ve ever been subject to on this channel and the first time I’ve had to fast foreword past something in a YMH Studio production.
@SilverDOMO192837
@SilverDOMO192837 2 года назад
i would rather watch the tree trimming aftermath on repeat
@birdette79
@birdette79 2 года назад
Heavy ffw segment for me 😬
@DerekRuggia
@DerekRuggia 2 года назад
the lady is horrifying
@MilesSzkoda
@MilesSzkoda 2 года назад
I would rather have participated in the heavy segment videos than listened to the ASMR segment here.
@fredrechidmyleg
@fredrechidmyleg 2 года назад
That last live show was traumatizing but I watched all of it. ASMR immediately gets skipped over
@thabrownieviking
@thabrownieviking 2 года назад
Tim laughing immediately after the girl starts crying is confirming some things we've all suspected
@PsychoBeast017
@PsychoBeast017 2 года назад
Nah bro the way she just starts crying like a baby after acting all tough is hilarious😂😂not even the first time watching the video but hearing that cry in the car really hit different
@thabrownieviking
@thabrownieviking 2 года назад
@@PsychoBeast017 lmao good point. No matter what it's funny as hell and has to be top 10 OG meme videos for me.
@nickdaboii
@nickdaboii 2 года назад
He does this about once a month at least on YMH
@PsychoBeast017
@PsychoBeast017 2 года назад
@@thabrownieviking That’s like Top 10 OG RU-vid video Lol before memes were even a thing
@T.M1980
@T.M1980 2 года назад
This episode was weird. Tom looks suicidal, and Bert has gone full Ernest Hemingway.
@AdamAdam-le3pm
@AdamAdam-le3pm Год назад
discovering shovel girl. another reason to love this podcast
@ryane397
@ryane397 2 года назад
I like how Bert tries to blame his issues on concussions, but doesn't acknowledge that alcoholism might be the real issue.
@SSGBWolverine
@SSGBWolverine 2 года назад
Starting at 10:38 you get to witness Tom going from "oh shit" to hysterically laughing the instant the girl starts to cry, and that's why we love him!
@terryfold656
@terryfold656 2 года назад
I think Burnt is still suffering from that concussion in college.
@probablynot879
@probablynot879 2 года назад
Still suffering from anxiety he got after taking MDMA Once, rather than the booze he’s drinking everyday
@deadlytaco90
@deadlytaco90 2 года назад
Every episode is like a ticking time bomb for Brutus We never know how it's going to end 🤣
@jusdrewit
@jusdrewit 2 года назад
Brett: I don't know how I found her... Tommy: I think I have a couple ideas lolol I died 😂😂😂
@joeyd4888
@joeyd4888 2 года назад
Sometimes I wake up feeling a little R-worded but then I listen to Burt trying to formulate a sentence and I feel Uh-Hundred percent better about my self
@KadeSyx
@KadeSyx 2 года назад
After 112 episodes, Brat finally realizes he talks too much 🤣
@penniewyatt9391
@penniewyatt9391 2 года назад
Brief moment of clarity.
@8thlvlMage
@8thlvlMage 2 года назад
And then promptly forgets and never does anything to change.
@kristianwitt6417
@kristianwitt6417 2 года назад
This episode proves my love for these guys, struggling through that ASMR shit was painful.
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 2 года назад
Had to skip. ASMR makes me cringe so hard my stomach hurts now 🤢
@richardgonzalez6396
@richardgonzalez6396 2 года назад
I thought I was the only one!!! So cringy. Couldn't listen to it
@skullcrackers187
@skullcrackers187 2 года назад
Also skipped though it.
@meg7570
@meg7570 2 года назад
I skipped through it and then it started back up a bit later so I turned it off. I simply cannot handle it. That shit makes my skin crawl 😖 Props to you for making it through.
@newbowler_7669
@newbowler_7669 2 года назад
Agreed. Not a fan of ASMR at all. Never even heard of it until this episode.
@justinsteranka1
@justinsteranka1 2 года назад
I would actually at this point genuinely like to hear more from Tim
@Pokerdude38
@Pokerdude38 2 года назад
Is that the one that isn't Beet? I thought he was mute for the past 2 years...
@jakewilliamson1186
@jakewilliamson1186 2 года назад
never get rid of the guys laughing in the back ground lmao🤣😂
@Buaam
@Buaam 2 года назад
Asmr gives me chills starting from the back of my head, runs down my neck and spreads all over my back and sides. It happens in waves and becomes unbearable quickly, I can't endure it for long at all.
@willleaton2827
@willleaton2827 2 года назад
Dr Drew actually interviewed the girl who got hit with the shovel. Tom has got to talk to him about that 😂
@digitalsalsas
@digitalsalsas 2 года назад
fascinating world building
@SuperLyricalgenius
@SuperLyricalgenius 2 года назад
Never forget when Bret gave us the gem " Violence solves all answers"
@SullyReviews5000
@SullyReviews5000 2 года назад
Problems
@SuperLyricalgenius
@SuperLyricalgenius 2 года назад
@@SullyReviews5000 @ 6:39
@nickdaboii
@nickdaboii 2 года назад
Such a randy
@DruTheMonster
@DruTheMonster 2 года назад
These get harder and harder to watch man. Tom is getting a purple heart and a nobel peace prize for babysitting Bart every week. "Spread the WORLD you friggen turds"
@whanauof5
@whanauof5 2 года назад
Agreed. I couldn’t get through the names. Wasn’t funny to me.
@nostalgiajuana
@nostalgiajuana 2 года назад
100%
@Mysticfob
@Mysticfob 2 года назад
Tom doesn't even need to be there really
@anubuxjoe5433
@anubuxjoe5433 2 года назад
Fuck. Felt exactly the same listening to this one.
@FirinMahLazer1
@FirinMahLazer1 2 года назад
@@whanauof5 The name bit was lame and the ASMR was awful. This one was just plain bad. I think the flying back and forth is killing it the show.
@Chummer01
@Chummer01 2 года назад
Bert is so tiktok’d. How can you not remember the names of people you interact with but can remember the definition of the name from the list you just came up with in 30 mins
@binks7831
@binks7831 2 года назад
FUN FACT: The name Randy orginated in 1969 when voice actor Don Messick said "Andy" in season 1, episode 8 of Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! As the voice of.... SCOOBY-DOO!
@mikecost6881
@mikecost6881 2 года назад
Paddy whispering ASMR sounds a lot like an evil wizard casting a spell on a sleeping child
@wetcrumb2191
@wetcrumb2191 2 года назад
Evil J magic
@worldssickestmedia2713
@worldssickestmedia2713 2 года назад
This is usually my favorite podcast. I listened to this one today during a two hour drive. Was kinda pondering crashing my truck into something before I realized I can just pull over and turn it off or change it. The name game mixed in with Berts inner gayness went on forever.
@Danny-ko4zl
@Danny-ko4zl 2 года назад
Listening to these guys enjoy two girls battling with a shovel is making my morning 😭🤣😂.
@sinister906
@sinister906 2 года назад
I think this podcast has run its course... Even Todd looks bored.
@BadGoyz4Life
@BadGoyz4Life 2 года назад
Yeah now it takes me days to get through an episode but I mainly watch for Bert's insane ramblings
@JustinPayton
@JustinPayton 2 года назад
T- "What are you going to eat when you get back?" B- "I'm not..... we should do ASMR!" ........................ T- "Did you go to the UFC event? How was it?" B- " Dude, it was insane! I've never.... What's the opposite of ASMR? Because that's me!"
@nickhagin7825
@nickhagin7825 2 года назад
I've watched every heavy segment of every ymh live, and that kid sucking on the ear microphone was by far the worst thing ever shown on this show.
@henryrubio8904
@henryrubio8904 2 года назад
Bert finally realizing he talks to much is hilarious af !
@EVAASIVEOne
@EVAASIVEOne 2 года назад
Wait This is an episode I can enjoy bc hes self reflecting?
@angelsilva7287
@angelsilva7287 2 года назад
He’s coked up
@mykmcgrane
@mykmcgrane 2 года назад
"I feel like I might be talking too much." Bert coming awake....
@maliciousmalicke
@maliciousmalicke 2 года назад
An actual "LeeAnn" is someone who helps clean the needle before you put it in your arm and rubs your back as you pass out then complains about you to others lol. Enabler..
@colinschnaible8911
@colinschnaible8911 2 года назад
Good job to Allah-Anav and the entire crew for producing such a great show this week!
@turnerbecker7
@turnerbecker7 2 года назад
Toms laughter at other peoples pain and suffering is what gets me through the day
@slunkling9794
@slunkling9794 2 года назад
like the last 10 episodes,you can physically SEE Tom check out and start thinking about what he has to do after the podcast,at about 45 minutes every week. Its kind of a drag hearing him go "oh yeah...yup,sure is Bert" like he has better places to be
@Gray-om1bj
@Gray-om1bj Год назад
I think you heavily mis-interpreted their friendship
@jeffreyhobson8481
@jeffreyhobson8481 2 года назад
Got a son on the way in 12 weeks, we've been strugglin with the name. Liam was on the top of my wife's list, and I don't like it. This episode couldn't have come at a better time.
@Foxx3699
@Foxx3699 2 года назад
Conald!
@dancygr
@dancygr 2 года назад
Liam is a great name
@galactus9625
@galactus9625 2 года назад
Bert with peacock Ad :"Let me read this verbatum" ... immediately messes up and reads world instead of word lol
@rileyeckstrom3617
@rileyeckstrom3617 2 года назад
This episode was like watching both my grandfathers have a conversation
@62NOOBKILLA
@62NOOBKILLA 2 года назад
When that red head girl saw that other girl pick up the shovel: "Oh shit alright I'm leaving!" 😂😂😂
@andrestein6022
@andrestein6022 2 года назад
Not fast enough lol
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 2 года назад
That scene is just an average Tuesday afternoon in trailer parks across 'merica. Miranda works, but the one I think of that just can't help but fight everyone is Tracey.
@sicroyalty
@sicroyalty 2 года назад
@@mrs.h2725 in Western/Finger Lakes, NY we call that a Tiffany or a Shay Lynn (or however they try to spell it that day)
@Grinchillah
@Grinchillah 2 года назад
If that shovel hit at an angle 📐 😂😅
@chadeichner751
@chadeichner751 2 года назад
Funny how the redhead says "dont hit me in the face, are you crazy"? After she proceeded to hit the brunette multiple times in the face.
@nosaj666
@nosaj666 2 года назад
No joke it’s hard watching Barf spiral down. He will for real not live much longer
@CJJC42
@CJJC42 2 года назад
Hopefully them tom can talk
@ohwhale1552
@ohwhale1552 2 года назад
He’s fine
@timdegraw1784
@timdegraw1784 2 года назад
I think you're right
@zathryzzyrhtaz5197
@zathryzzyrhtaz5197 2 года назад
Bert resembles a St. Bernard on meth, the way he holds his head while watching clips and looks back & forth between Tom & the clips. Good Boy !!
@bback4072
@bback4072 2 года назад
Joe Schilling’s shirt says “ Ring Cage Parking lot” as in he’ll fight you in a ring, cage or parking lot. And that dude tried to make him flinch lmao
@coreythomas6024
@coreythomas6024 2 года назад
starting at 45:00 .........Tom thinking "what the fuck Bert????" omg.......i'm crying I haven't laughed this hard in years.......
@Lapointe_423
@Lapointe_423 2 года назад
ASMR Chick Bert: I don't know where I found here. Tom: I have a couple ideas! lmao
@Lucas.Sobry44
@Lucas.Sobry44 2 года назад
You guys nailed it with the "Derek." Anyone named Derek is an absolute menace.
@Ryan-nj5ue
@Ryan-nj5ue 2 года назад
thats rich coming from a lucas
@MattMcLeod6
@MattMcLeod6 2 года назад
@@Ryan-nj5ue beat me to it lmaoooo
@themoscowcoupattempt
@themoscowcoupattempt 2 года назад
I agree.
@MiracleChips
@MiracleChips 2 года назад
@@Ryan-nj5ue typical for a Ryan to point fingers.
@Dshields602
@Dshields602 2 года назад
Damn dog I had to stop throwing eggs at an orphanage just to reply to this and say you’re wrong!!!!!
@nickmeyer238
@nickmeyer238 2 года назад
6:56 A name for someone who uses violence to solve problems.... Randy. Yep. South Park was spot on. Randy V. BatDad. Thought this was America!
@juice2620
@juice2620 2 года назад
10:43 Tom is only amused once she starts wailing in pain lmao
@camcrookproductions3500
@camcrookproductions3500 2 года назад
Tim the best listener in podcasting
@TheEd22518
@TheEd22518 2 года назад
from "i got beat up once" to "personality changing brain injury", Bert going from 0 to savage pretty fast, although it explains a lot...
@rcnyoplait
@rcnyoplait 2 года назад
Then he said he would fight a ufc champion. I guess he wants another concussion
@josef2012
@josef2012 2 года назад
CTE's a helluva drug.
@jalrebass
@jalrebass 2 года назад
I think we just got Bert's origin story.
@andrewroling8111
@andrewroling8111 2 года назад
Another one to make Mondays not suck. Thanks Tim and Brent!
@pistolpete2803
@pistolpete2803 2 года назад
Yeah thanks Ted and Bart
@andrewfaramphotography
@andrewfaramphotography 2 года назад
Tom and Bert need to ask Drew about shovel girl cause he interviewed her on HLN
@Mnglkrmps
@Mnglkrmps 2 года назад
And Bruce called it, she does have an OF
@pattypmusic2487
@pattypmusic2487 Год назад
46:55 I like how he where’s no shoes during the podcast and asks about being to comfy to talk lol
@GymAndSun
@GymAndSun 2 года назад
That guy at college possibly created Berty Boy with that punch the same way head injuries created Roseanne and Sam Kinison
@dookiepoopers897
@dookiepoopers897 2 года назад
Damn I absolutely hate ASMR and this was the hardest episode of my life
@ext93
@ext93 2 года назад
Yeah asmr is for people that wear the skin of their victims. I can't stand how it sounds. Can you believe people have like mini orgasms from it?
@armagedon3on3
@armagedon3on3 2 года назад
@@ext93 they literally click the predator man I don't understand it
@bmfrandomness1565
@bmfrandomness1565 2 года назад
Uh HUNDRED percent ready for this!
@themonopolyguy4365
@themonopolyguy4365 2 года назад
Ah yes, how we’ve all turned Bart’s obvious cry for help into his character.
@coltonharner1364
@coltonharner1364 2 года назад
As someone with post concussion syndrome in nursing school it’s really encouraging to see my favorite comedians talk about something really relatable to me
@thetragicschoolbuspodcast
@thetragicschoolbuspodcast 2 года назад
I'm surprised Bert didn't suggest "A guy who likes stealing? Hmmm... Jamal"
@gabrielsanford7914
@gabrielsanford7914 2 года назад
Bart gets me charged up on a Monday! Love the energy Brent!
@EightBitJosh
@EightBitJosh 2 года назад
"I dunno I got there and I talked to like 4 Joshes and left." That shit killed me ahaha
@Greeneyedghost2020
@Greeneyedghost2020 2 года назад
I pictured Bert crying like Shovel Girl when he got German Suplexed 😆
@blahblah12456
@blahblah12456 2 года назад
Not sure if Tom was even present for this podcast. Bert is completely unhinged.
@ebsonri
@ebsonri 2 года назад
losing it to bert's asmr videos "hey big boy" LOL
@prasun911
@prasun911 2 года назад
"i think i talk too much" the fat man is right at the cusp of self awareness
@chetterbezly3905
@chetterbezly3905 2 года назад
Good morning people! Merry Christmas
@logand5292
@logand5292 2 года назад
Since we’re naming things, if someone constantly interrupts and talks nonsense it’s called doing the Bert
@AmandaBurns14
@AmandaBurns14 2 года назад
Uh-hundred %!!!
@autosave5453
@autosave5453 2 года назад
"Do you know why I'm going full Brbrbrbrbrbr?" Might want to get that checked out, Brenty boy.
@delaneytriezenberg5673
@delaneytriezenberg5673 2 года назад
well this is absolutely fucking wild, HUGE fan of y’all and never thought i’d be in one of your podcasts this is crazy. friends sent me the tiktok clip of the snoring and i thought it was spam so i didn’t click on it but then i got curious, so then i start watching and the camera turns and ITS ME?!?!! i didn’t even remember that video and didn’t even know she uploaded that lmao. that was 9 years ago!! i seriously thought i was being punked. then i realized that two of my favorite comedians were laughing at me?? entire life made.
@TianDubord
@TianDubord 2 года назад
For the first time, I had to skip through most of this episode, why not just have someone dragging there nails on a chalkboard for 30 minutes? Shovel Girl's crying whimper made it worth it, haha.
@mattgoodell7015
@mattgoodell7015 2 года назад
Mysophobics everywhere had to skip all that shit
@digitalsalsas
@digitalsalsas 2 года назад
@@mattgoodell7015 imagine being a phobia-ist…. what the herc is your identity
@joshhponce6768
@joshhponce6768 2 года назад
This is the one episode where I got annoyed at bird multiple times for talking too much
@sk8legendz
@sk8legendz 2 года назад
We're all just here watching Bent Skylar spiral out of control on a monday morning. 🤣
@18Callahan
@18Callahan 2 года назад
The death watch is real.
@visagedry2019
@visagedry2019 2 года назад
The perfect example of “we have nothing left to talk about”
@yazzystyles
@yazzystyles 4 месяца назад
“Put in ‘hot guy ASMR!’” Tom Segura’s breath patterns doing ad reads= hot guy ASMR for me.
@ProMonke12309
@ProMonke12309 2 года назад
Bert has every drink on his table...Coffee, water, beers n diet coke 😂 he must piss like the Niagara Falls
@KarryKarryKarry
@KarryKarryKarry 2 года назад
Yeah that’s alcoholism. Once his kidneys and liver kicks the bucket he won’t be pissing at all. He doesn’t seem like the kinda guy that would down a bottle of scotch every day so his stomach lining is probably not too fucked up and he won’t be vomiting blood but that’s another fun way of knowing you’re killing yourself.
@jesseseguine9784
@jesseseguine9784 2 года назад
@@KarryKarryKarry what ghe fuck does alcoholism have to do with him having 4 different non alcoholic drinks on his desk
@joshjohnston2065
@joshjohnston2065 2 года назад
ASMR is like nails on a chalkboard to me. This episode was harder to watch than YMH live.
@trevorkenny
@trevorkenny 2 года назад
Agreed.
@MrRHCP101
@MrRHCP101 2 года назад
I love that when Patty started his asmr Enny immediately ripped off his headphones.
@voklahoma7208
@voklahoma7208 2 года назад
bert:” do you like …” tom:”YEA”
@garrettnewman7438
@garrettnewman7438 2 года назад
After this move to Sirius, is RU-vid donezo? Low and loose tbh if it is.
@xannas.9207
@xannas.9207 2 года назад
The only reason I look forward to Mondays anymore
@seankeating5005
@seankeating5005 2 года назад
Agreed
@StevieGYaSee
@StevieGYaSee 2 года назад
Listening to them talk about CTE is fascinating. When I was 3 my frontal lobe was crushed in a car accident. My short term memory is complete dog shit and I had to go through anger management and therapy growing up. I definitely have mood swings and anxiety. Thankfully though, I've no longer had any medication and I can lead a pretty normal life.
@digitalsalsas
@digitalsalsas 2 года назад
meditation helps with neuroplasticity. meditating for even 10 minutes a day will help with neuronal strength / growth in a positive direction. i had head injuries too. i just designate 15 minutes for focusing on not focusing and it has helped with cognitive recall… plus i recommend magnesium
@StevieGYaSee
@StevieGYaSee 2 года назад
@@digitalsalsas awesome. Thank you for the advice. I greatly appreciate it. 🙏
@ZBirDEveryday
@ZBirDEveryday 2 года назад
It made me so happy when they brought up that girl fight with the shovel. I love that video
@Tony-jw8vj
@Tony-jw8vj 2 года назад
Tom Noun "A person who tries to hard at friendly games because they cant except their age." "Jeff's laying on the ground because he went full Tom in a pick up game, and through out his back." Bert Noun "A person who makes up then believes their own conspiracy theories on the fly." "Don't get high with Scott he's a total Bert."
@bandsofmaxwell8960
@bandsofmaxwell8960 2 года назад
Had a friend from Boston years back that when someone was driving slow or walking slow he would say, "Hey, look at Nyquil Jimmy here." Always liked that name.
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