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Ep. 131 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer 

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@JK-ku6cq
@JK-ku6cq 2 года назад
The only good thing about Monday is another episode of “Bart talks and Tom makes faces”
@Betty-Boop809
@Betty-Boop809 2 года назад
Try Bad Friends, it’s so much more entertaining and everyone contributes.
@Muckwickett
@Muckwickett 2 года назад
Like jim from the office
@82PeRK
@82PeRK 2 года назад
Yeah that's been old for years now
@funnydonor9484
@funnydonor9484 2 года назад
They jumped the shark two years ago. Tom doesn’t have the moxie to take the show over for even a minute. He not funny
@ExistentialBordem
@ExistentialBordem 2 года назад
@@Betty-Boop809 Amen
@bananaboy444
@bananaboy444 2 года назад
I missed when Tom would open episodes by implying Brent was racist but he took care of it himself this time
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 2 года назад
Same. WISH Tim would continue those. Tim: "You _can't_ say they're not allowed to vote. It is already a law.... " Brett: "Have we started recording? Oh, you fuq'r! You got me again."
@victoriamcfarland8408
@victoriamcfarland8408 2 года назад
Y P Puf P Yup
@oneteetx
@oneteetx 2 года назад
@@VideoNozoki see wx
@gregbaker3710
@gregbaker3710 2 года назад
Love how Bart uses his LeeAnn voice for the puzzle girl 😂
@blackmarketnews8579
@blackmarketnews8579 2 года назад
I really appreciate you guys putting the show out an hour earlier, so now i can get a show in before work.
@dunnobagels
@dunnobagels 2 года назад
Same
@dustinlegg108
@dustinlegg108 2 года назад
Saaaaame. Gotta have it like Monday mornin coffee
@Shweaty7
@Shweaty7 2 года назад
It’s always 9am drop?
@breadlytoasted
@breadlytoasted 2 года назад
Steve-o is maybe the coolest guy ever to get famous. "You called because you want me to call my multimillionaire friend so you can ask him a dumb ass question? Happy to do it man thanks for thinking about me"
@kalelobe5710
@kalelobe5710 2 года назад
Time stamp?
@sleekpngn4050
@sleekpngn4050 2 года назад
16:18-20:20 was the best segment they could do. I was dying when Enny took to the mic
@rodneycaldwell1310
@rodneycaldwell1310 2 года назад
Love how Tom changes out the 12inch behind him every episode.
@strangeadv4977
@strangeadv4977 2 года назад
And with an absolute banger none the less
@christopher152
@christopher152 2 года назад
uhm, he has had that one many episodes
@rodneycaldwell1310
@rodneycaldwell1310 2 года назад
@@christopher152 De La Soul, Run DMC, Biggie, digital underground LL cool j just to name a few
@christopher152
@christopher152 2 года назад
@@rodneycaldwell1310 don't know what that has to do with what I wrote. He's still has had that same one on many episodes. He's obviously not changing it every episode.
@jellojoe00
@jellojoe00 2 года назад
Bert " we grew up with jackass" Bert " we were hanging out with Knoxville" " he pitched jackass to me"
@ryanirving3388
@ryanirving3388 2 года назад
Jackass was a thing before it was named jackass. So Bernts story makes sense when factoring in the story of how jackass came to fruition
@Tojoblindeye
@Tojoblindeye 2 года назад
Hahah Brent thinks he's like 30 dude. Jackass wasn't a thing before it was jackass, it's was big brother and CKY. That made jackass.
@bakedgoods9182
@bakedgoods9182 2 года назад
They were both in LA and were friends before Knoxville started jackass so ya never know.
@Shadow0fd3ath24
@Shadow0fd3ath24 2 года назад
@@ryanirving3388 it wasnt though. They didnt know it was gonna be called that until they gathered the crew for the pilot a month before shooting(this is straight from Jeffs mouth). Before that it was a bunch of guys from big brother, spike jonze, and the CKY guys trying to make something.
@ryanirving3388
@ryanirving3388 2 года назад
@@Shadow0fd3ath24 ...you think them not settling on a name for the show kept them from pitching their show idea to people?....lol........
@aparson2967
@aparson2967 2 года назад
Bert is going to get his Speedo deal because he wants everyone to swim like a dolphin!
@colek9574
@colek9574 2 года назад
And then get bit like Spooneys by a shark
@justjsak
@justjsak 2 года назад
@@colek9574 spoonies lmao
@evenbuzzard4642
@evenbuzzard4642 2 года назад
Invite Poopies on the show!
@TheSlappy.
@TheSlappy. 2 года назад
I absolutely LOVE how within the first 15 minutes Bert was proven wrong 3 times back to back to back!
@gabebierschenk3060
@gabebierschenk3060 2 года назад
Enny is a treasure and needs to be protected at all costs.
@FailingForFun
@FailingForFun 2 года назад
the best
@nickl.7748
@nickl.7748 2 года назад
@@FailingForFun no. HOT SAUCE is the best but Enny is a close second
@josephsosa776
@josephsosa776 2 года назад
Fuck to the no.
@neighborbruce
@neighborbruce 2 года назад
@@josephsosa776 really cool take you got there brother. You better bet I'm gonna be coming up in May
@jacobdapore150
@jacobdapore150 2 года назад
My hair stylist told me she really wanted to see Bret Curseinjer, couldn’t stop laughing
@jerryrimmer9775
@jerryrimmer9775 2 года назад
A guy at a weed store called him bret kursher once. when I went to correct him i couldn't pronounce it correctly. After 3 tries I gave up and just nodded r-wordedly
@BadGoyz4Life
@BadGoyz4Life 2 года назад
@@jerryrimmer9775 did your tongue get stuck in your teeth?
@shooglechic
@shooglechic 2 года назад
I really love it when someone says a variation and we immediately know who they are talking about.
@cjkennedy24
@cjkennedy24 2 года назад
“It’s not aggressive, it’s Stevo” 😂😂😂 great line from Bart
@Jdubsx
@Jdubsx 2 года назад
Pretty rad to hear Burt bring up cky, such good memories laughing with friends at that stuff.
@SwordofZen
@SwordofZen 2 года назад
I remember being inspired to ride my skateboard full speed into this massive bush by the house after watching cky... def simpler times
@x.Aura.x
@x.Aura.x 2 года назад
I think about Haggard all the time man 💔
@Shayquaza
@Shayquaza 2 года назад
Bernadette Nere
@zechariahross1444
@zechariahross1444 2 года назад
Two bears one cave? More like one bear and one bear with down syndrome
@zechariahross1444
@zechariahross1444 2 года назад
Two bears one cave? More like one bear and one bear with down syndrome lmaoooo
@BoxForSobriety
@BoxForSobriety 2 года назад
Bert Lets BOX for Sobriety 🥊 LOL
@maxplastix8043
@maxplastix8043 2 года назад
i can confirm that jig saw puzzle girls give serious sloppy toppy.
@BadGoyz4Life
@BadGoyz4Life 2 года назад
The introverts usually do, it's the extroverts that think they've done enough and just like to lay there and talk dirty
@Sickclanftw
@Sickclanftw 2 года назад
Seconded
@jacobklawinski8112
@jacobklawinski8112 2 года назад
👍 agreed
@jzam469
@jzam469 2 года назад
Tom was, so pleased with his Bert moment about the Riddler being in Batman
@J-Mac8
@J-Mac8 2 года назад
Why?
@father3dollarbill
@father3dollarbill 2 года назад
There's no comma there, son.
@SketchyAsFunk
@SketchyAsFunk 2 года назад
That shit got me 🤣🤣
@matthewviolette4235
@matthewviolette4235 2 года назад
Riddler is the best
@lukecouzens3946
@lukecouzens3946 2 года назад
This whole podcast is legit Tom talking to a child with a beard.
@chriswitry6976
@chriswitry6976 2 года назад
“Jackass is the best movie ever.” -Bart Kysnier; Rotten Barfmatoes: (ah-)100%
@Cyxz666
@Cyxz666 2 года назад
No matter how many times Tom tells Bert how aggressive randomly FaceTiming people is, he will never get it through his giant head.
@thesnowleopardmusic
@thesnowleopardmusic 2 года назад
haha Does Tom get anything through his giant head?
@The.Adam.D
@The.Adam.D 2 года назад
So 8am est is the new time now? I’m all for it
@jbraun902
@jbraun902 2 года назад
Bart- “What racial slurs can you use?” Tommy Buns- Looks down starts laughing 😂
@ExpBlissIt
@ExpBlissIt 2 года назад
It was really nice that you guys complimented Danger Aaron he gets so much shit and Its nice to see him being valued
@BadGoyz4Life
@BadGoyz4Life 2 года назад
I got huge respect for him cuz he gets it the worst from everyone throughout the series and he still sticks around. I feel like he did most the stunts in the latest movie.
@GatsbyMyself
@GatsbyMyself 2 года назад
“Ehren”
@anthonyzullo
@anthonyzullo 2 года назад
Bert: "I'm bad at keeping secrets" Bert: names a hour special "secret time"
@Beardlyandrew
@Beardlyandrew 2 года назад
The jigsaw convention is going to turn into the 2 bears convention.
@dukkha7237
@dukkha7237 2 года назад
This whole episode was like the being in matrix - they spoke to Steve - O then spoke about Speed-O . This was one my favs right here 👌👌👌
@tylergeorge733
@tylergeorge733 2 года назад
Barts face looks extra swollen today. Glad to see the high sodium high alcohol diet is still going strong
@the_Dogpacker
@the_Dogpacker 2 года назад
As long as his speedos expand accordingly, he's one happy balloon.
@zachkeel9994
@zachkeel9994 2 года назад
He looks Chinese
@whip8
@whip8 2 года назад
Someone has to balance the inflation of the universe
@ThatOneDudeNick
@ThatOneDudeNick 2 года назад
I love that Steve-O just picked up and gave them so much time without hesitation. Seems like a good dude.
@ja5304
@ja5304 2 года назад
I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that Burt asked for “a good N-word” while playing Wordle in public.
@sweetbabyrick5382
@sweetbabyrick5382 2 года назад
Bert’s audio/crest/nymph Wordle tactic is very solid.
@Josh-pf9qx
@Josh-pf9qx 2 года назад
@@sweetbabyrick5382 FACTS. Never thought he of all people would be able to retain that. At least he retains some things lol
@IzzySoDope
@IzzySoDope Год назад
"Apples?" *in unison* "ohhhhh" as a native american i laughed my ass off 😂
@JSorb
@JSorb 2 года назад
Praise Allah on the 7am upload. Thanks Paddy
@LimorG
@LimorG 2 года назад
Especially for Eid 😉
@lukewojdylo9241
@lukewojdylo9241 2 года назад
The final stage of this speedo thing is Bert and Chrissy D hosting a beach-side lightning baking show: *Speed Dough* on HGTV After Dark.
@MichaelWutsch
@MichaelWutsch 2 года назад
Why do I want to watch HGTV after dark?
@lukewojdylo9241
@lukewojdylo9241 2 года назад
@@MichaelWutsch For Chris and Bert touchin' tips; while Emerill yells BAM!
@queencityjesters9973
@queencityjesters9973 2 года назад
@@MichaelWutschlook my Ju my
@stoneprotech1559
@stoneprotech1559 2 года назад
Enie,s The HOMIE, he knew exactly how to handle that situation….very straight up and FUNNY!!
@hotstankygarbage788
@hotstankygarbage788 2 года назад
God man, love the positivity they give each other. How it's like a weird circle of everyone I watch.
@jebediahbrownmit2684
@jebediahbrownmit2684 2 года назад
I love that Bart had no idea they were selling a 2 Bears glass, and no idea how to find the YMH online store, even after Tom reminded him. Thank god for Leanne.
@MrCelty4
@MrCelty4 2 года назад
Burnt "I sound like air escaping a balloon when I laugh" Chrysler
@zachleprieur2871
@zachleprieur2871 2 года назад
"A Jackie Chan movie where he goes back to the time of knights called chink in the armour. " Doug Benson
@TheAaron3dg
@TheAaron3dg 2 года назад
I was SO happy to see the love for Danger Ehren. He really was one of the best parts of Jackass 4!
@xRamZx
@xRamZx 2 года назад
Bert sorry to hear about your stage breaking due to unforeseen fatness
@acs78393
@acs78393 2 года назад
But he's not fat, just look at his arms! lol
@Wnick56
@Wnick56 2 года назад
@@acs78393 he couldn’t be fat, his kool-aid is low calorie
@jackshiels1206
@jackshiels1206 2 года назад
@@Wnick56 it has a lot of sugar in it but the amount of vitamin D cancels out the sugar 😂
@edromes30
@edromes30 2 года назад
This episode was made 25 days ago. Thanks to the jigsaw convention.
@utlonghorn86
@utlonghorn86 2 года назад
Damn.
@8thlvlMage
@8thlvlMage 2 года назад
The day after the previous episode apparently. When they bank episodes they really bank them I guess! It makes sense with all the touring though.
@49hamburger
@49hamburger 2 года назад
It's so amazing to me the thing Bert "Spins out" from. He literally has a full blown melt down like a toddler over the IDEA of getting his blood drawn. No wonder his wife prefers him home only a few days a month
@kylemellon9868
@kylemellon9868 9 дней назад
I’m so thankful for Bart repeating the same sentence 15 fu**ing times when he gets excited about something
@jaredjackson3219
@jaredjackson3219 2 года назад
Fat sticks is the funniest nickname of all time 😂
@yeldarb1880
@yeldarb1880 2 года назад
Nads stupidity never fails to make me chuckle
@codydillard8918
@codydillard8918 2 года назад
Can we get some classy 2Bears Whiskey & Cognac glasses?
@lukisnootis5708
@lukisnootis5708 Год назад
There are moments where Bert even interrupts himself
@jakebush4749
@jakebush4749 2 года назад
Bert sure is speedin pretty fast. Hope he gets help soon.
@805Franco
@805Franco Год назад
10:59 WWII Minesweeper soldiers completely understand Bert's anxiety.
@ItsJoKeZ
@ItsJoKeZ 2 года назад
ah my weekly filler before bad friends 🙌🏾
@budthebud9108
@budthebud9108 2 года назад
Every episode of Friends was great writing. If you can't tell I'm being sarcastic
@x.Aura.x
@x.Aura.x 2 года назад
black magic mondays
@Z-pizzle23
@Z-pizzle23 2 года назад
We have the same podcast schedule 👌
@rosskirkwood8411
@rosskirkwood8411 2 года назад
Jigsaw is a tool. These puzzles used to be made of wood and you would cut the pieces out using a jigsaw a fine bladed device that makes accurate bendy cuts.
@DennyBass
@DennyBass 2 года назад
The jigsaw convention gonna be poppin this year.
@Felipe-ou4jz
@Felipe-ou4jz 2 года назад
The noise, the hand gesture and the stare into his hand gesture when Tom wants a starting gun! Dang. I spit my drink! That's the Ellis stare 🤣😐
@diamond_industries
@diamond_industries 2 года назад
“What’s up f-in stupid”, this is like watching beevis and butthead
@LukeTG1_TTV
@LukeTG1_TTV 2 года назад
The camera for this podcast is better than most big budget TV shows. Love this show ☺️
@ThatBrittany
@ThatBrittany 2 года назад
Bert trying to facetime everyone is my favorite thing
@ARKHAMxMaverick
@ARKHAMxMaverick 2 года назад
"We could find fun racial slurs" - Brett Crysler.
@jamesbaugh981
@jamesbaugh981 2 года назад
I love the constant crossovers here. From Bert interviewing Riley from sailing la vagabonde to them talking about poopies from JOB!! I feel truly seen hahaha!!
@codysorenson1508
@codysorenson1508 2 года назад
Tom’s love for violence is way too funny, I’m laughing like he did after showing the auto mechanic getting pinned by that car on YMH “You just made a hundred grand” one of the best pods they have put out these last several weeks!
@damontaylor42
@damontaylor42 2 года назад
Touch my Monday through the fence, its time for another 2 Bears !!
@therealestdealest
@therealestdealest 2 года назад
Every week Tim slips one inch closer to reaching across the table and slaughtering Burnt
@coult_g
@coult_g 2 года назад
Best thing about a Monday morning
@TendoTheDude
@TendoTheDude 2 года назад
Ahhh that time of the week yet again... my favorite cave with my favorite bears.
@gamblerizzo7468
@gamblerizzo7468 2 года назад
When it sounds like Johnny's snoring its bc he's trying to swallow his tongue while unconscious, ALSO Johnny had major cognitive issues for 3 months after that bull hit and couldnt pay attenstion to anything for longer than a few seconds
@randomperson7928
@randomperson7928 2 года назад
That Speedo pitch is masterful.
@yoitsvic1126
@yoitsvic1126 2 года назад
What did we do to deserve a new ep an hour earlier?
@ohgoshitsjosh
@ohgoshitsjosh 2 года назад
Why does Bert’s laugh sound like a mosquito flying close to your ear 😂😂
@banshackopar
@banshackopar 2 года назад
I kinda love this pod. New listener Bert is the man both r so funny. Thanks
@WhereIsSchmitty
@WhereIsSchmitty 2 года назад
Bert named the whole top row except Eric Andre 😂
@radavisss0420
@radavisss0420 2 года назад
*talking about Jackass Forever* Brent: “I’m not ruining it because, because there’s no way to ruin it, you have to watch it.” *Proceeds to explain the entire scene.*
@itsokay7989
@itsokay7989 2 года назад
And he was right. You have to see it.
@ponytailjones
@ponytailjones 2 года назад
I've literally never in my entire life heard the word 'jig' used as racist slang. I was watching this going 'what the fuck are these guys talking about? Why aren't they just saying 'jig'. It's a common word. It's a type of saw, a type of dance, a type of puzzle, etc. Let's just agree on this; Until Cobble Hill starts writing 'J-word Puzzle' on their packaging, you can say 'jig' out loud.
@brettpenning
@brettpenning 2 года назад
I have heard that growing up in Michigan towards Asians mostly.
@nickkerr5714
@nickkerr5714 2 года назад
@@brettpenning do you mean “zips”?
@brettpenning
@brettpenning 2 года назад
@@nickkerr5714 that one also
@tranq5244
@tranq5244 2 года назад
I guess they’re just nervous to say it cuz it’s too close to “jigaboo” but realistically even a sound byte taken out of context of them saying “jig” would have no consequences for the reasons you just listed.
@leeward6762
@leeward6762 2 года назад
100% me either, I've heard it used several ways but never in a derogatory manner, jig for fish, dance a jig, the jig is up....but never anything negative
@calestern4486
@calestern4486 2 года назад
"Bert the dolphin " 🤣
@fciz2023
@fciz2023 2 года назад
Morning chomos
@zackkozel5313
@zackkozel5313 2 года назад
That “ohhhh” at 19:44 killed me when I realized what it meant 😂
@Matteuslee
@Matteuslee 2 года назад
Nothing like an aggressive Brett FaceTime
@Martinbrody22
@Martinbrody22 2 года назад
Classic Abe had to cut our fun with the weird slurs 😂
@Burgerurger911
@Burgerurger911 2 года назад
I feel obliged to visit the jigsaw convention after laughing this much
@rusbell2981
@rusbell2981 2 года назад
Hell yeah Burt, talking about our Bananas lol
@whoopshey826
@whoopshey826 2 года назад
if Bert is this crazy about speedo's without pay, imagine if they paid him...
@dylancordray4505
@dylancordray4505 2 года назад
Apples? "OHHHHHHH" lol this has me dead
@mgrav2388
@mgrav2388 2 года назад
"Keep scrolling Abe" had me dying lmao.
@MShak3
@MShak3 2 года назад
3 am and high af. I'm dying by 4:30 HOLY CHRIST
@bandofmountains
@bandofmountains 2 года назад
"Poopies." - Burt Krusner
@tommyreed1707
@tommyreed1707 2 года назад
I'm with Tom, Berts super aggressive nature on calling people and getting them to talk on the face time or the phone, would cringe me so hard.
@lejamesbron4055
@lejamesbron4055 2 года назад
Like not asking if they are free to go live to 100k plus people
@8thlvlMage
@8thlvlMage 2 года назад
Your use of "cringe me" makes me cringe. (So hard.)
@2011Jayceon
@2011Jayceon 2 года назад
The Adventures of Fat Sticks: Ep. 17
@101wormwood
@101wormwood 2 года назад
"oh hey wussup? you dont like this?" lol erny cracks me up
@anthonyzullo
@anthonyzullo 2 года назад
18:22 I keep coming back for Enny
@markmadonna7068
@markmadonna7068 2 года назад
2 bears always coming in clutch. Love laughing my ass off at work
@gogoguppi
@gogoguppi 2 года назад
Bert absolutely off the rails, get this dude some adhd meds ASAP
@sativarosegold3604
@sativarosegold3604 2 года назад
He probably already takes Adderall
@jayfng123
@jayfng123 2 года назад
Good ol Kert Brieschenslesher!
@brettlawrence4034
@brettlawrence4034 2 года назад
“What’s up you fuckin Guinea”
@TexasHeatAudit
@TexasHeatAudit 2 года назад
Berrt was in college for 7 years, holy shit he really is VanWilder..
@justinz3
@justinz3 2 года назад
Yup it really is based on him.
@seventwoseven1901
@seventwoseven1901 2 года назад
i love mondays. its like meeting up with my uncles and talking shit with them, good ole days.
@Thrillkillah
@Thrillkillah 2 года назад
So, Bert for sure confused Jeremey Lin and Yao Ming lmfaoo
@shawncothran6337
@shawncothran6337 2 года назад
Bert is the most confident beta male while Tom is a quiet alpha.
@Kingofthefalcon
@Kingofthefalcon 2 года назад
Bert: “Two weeks later I’m sitting at California Chicken Cafe”
@richbanks911
@richbanks911 2 года назад
Bert is un BEARable 🤗
@thorbartzi994
@thorbartzi994 2 года назад
"I want a whistle! I want a big ole whistle that says speedo on it" made me giggle more than I expected.
@ryanmuskin729
@ryanmuskin729 2 года назад
Bert was extra levels of ADHD on this one. It’s impossible to listen to him talk when he’s like this
@shmigod1195
@shmigod1195 2 года назад
Yet you still do
@sxking
@sxking 2 года назад
I left Jackass forever with a massive headache from laughing and crying continuously for 2 hours. It’s the funniest movie ever made.
@lucasporter1616
@lucasporter1616 2 года назад
you guys riff and banter the way my brain works...
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