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Ep. 135 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer 

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It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They talk about how wild it's been to be friends with Joe Rogan as his career has grown, they take the original racist test that Bert found, and they discuss serial killers and where they went wrong. They talk about how Joey Diaz blew up a group text, getting stuck on a huge email thread with hundreds of other comedians, and Tom tries on his cream leather jacket for Bert. Bert tries to surprise KFC and Feitelberg from Barstool with a trip to Europe, hanging out with people without drinking, and how they're crafting their stand up comedy specials.
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@BallsMahoney20
@BallsMahoney20 2 года назад
Bert: “I can’t even comprehend the urge to break into someone’s house and kill someone… Tom (mid fantasy): “…yeah…”
@jbones2422
@jbones2422 2 года назад
I thought the same!! 😂
@ivotadich938
@ivotadich938 2 года назад
28:00
@popeye697
@popeye697 2 года назад
That's the good stuff 😂 😂 😂
@gumborambo4540
@gumborambo4540 2 года назад
You know youre a fan, when you can sense Tom’s inner serial killer awaken.
@TD-lh9ph
@TD-lh9ph 2 года назад
later in the show Burt: Oh I definitely have a list of people I would murder
@Cash5YR
@Cash5YR 2 года назад
"I'm not going to kill a fucking 6..." One of the better Bert lines.
@jerryrimmer9775
@jerryrimmer9775 2 года назад
"She might be able to take me" Bret krishna
@amberwkly3747
@amberwkly3747 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣💀
@Battlefox64_RL
@Battlefox64_RL 2 года назад
18:10 switch subjects so fast it actually hurt my neck. Where Tf did that come from ......
@jamesjustice8711
@jamesjustice8711 2 года назад
What does that even mean? What is a 6?
@gregoryhines7
@gregoryhines7 2 года назад
@@jamesjustice8711 6 out of 10 on the hot scale
@andrewstein7926
@andrewstein7926 2 года назад
"The only way you get away with being a serial killer would be to it to be random all over and not in one area" - guy who travels randomly all over
@hwftechdecks
@hwftechdecks 2 года назад
Yah this whole time I’m thinking…Tom is tryna fool us all.
@8thlvlMage
@8thlvlMage 2 года назад
@@hwftechdecks Tom is teaching Bert so he can convince him to do all his killing, and Tom will get away with it because he was never involved. Just a coach lol.
@devincognito8932
@devincognito8932 2 года назад
“He taught at evergreen college and refused to use pronouns” I’m having a heart attack 😂😂😂. How is he so confident and so wrong
@digitalsalsas
@digitalsalsas 2 года назад
Same thing shut up
@utlonghorn86
@utlonghorn86 2 года назад
Narcissism
@chickenliver
@chickenliver 2 года назад
@@utlonghorn86 your comments are all Bert hate yet here you are week in, week out lol. Seeing as you wanna be an armchair psychologist, I'll give it a go as well. There are parts of your personality that you hate and rather than working on it, you find it much easier to shit on others and Bert is an easy target. Sort yourself out.
@BobSmith-sm9oz
@BobSmith-sm9oz 2 года назад
@@chickenliver Tfatk subreddit in a nutshell 😂
@joeburrow6087
@joeburrow6087 2 года назад
@@chickenliver yeah get on his ass then lol leave the machine alone
@lukeut8680
@lukeut8680 2 года назад
Brent Kresher probably waves goodbye with both hands.
@Adama_Now
@Adama_Now 2 года назад
Brent Kresher probably giggles when he pees
@xballinlikemj23x
@xballinlikemj23x 2 года назад
Wait... that's not a normal thing to do?
@GETmessedUPP
@GETmessedUPP 2 года назад
Brent's the type of guy who claps the tongs before he grabs his food.
@puertoricanboy100
@puertoricanboy100 2 года назад
I can't wait try this when hanging out!
@brennancarter7721
@brennancarter7721 2 года назад
These comments, Jesus Christ: 😂😂
@danrussell27
@danrussell27 2 года назад
"I think we should probably not do every idea"- Some of the best advice Tom has given to Bert.
@Joey010rotterdam
@Joey010rotterdam 2 года назад
Somebody knows how much toms jacket costs ?
@8thlvlMage
@8thlvlMage 2 года назад
@@Joey010rotterdam He doesn't have 5 of them that he bought all at once on a Tuesday mid bender. That's how it would be, if you're trying to make an analogue to Bert.
@TrashBoat11
@TrashBoat11 2 года назад
"I think imma kill an indigenous chick." As a Native American that was fucking hilarious, my eyes got watery while I was driving😂🤣🤣🤣
@kryslynpackard9893
@kryslynpackard9893 2 года назад
Same! I'm in oklahoma. I'm muscogee creek and couldn't stop laughing!
@RestingBitchface7
@RestingBitchface7 2 года назад
#MMIW activists are gonna want to hunt y’all down…..
@TrashBoat11
@TrashBoat11 2 года назад
Get a load of this Victoria secret model over here..
@VickiMartin710
@VickiMartin710 7 дней назад
Be careful he almost kxlled u just by saying it 😳
@decalla10
@decalla10 2 года назад
picturing Bert trying to kill a woman, saying "oh. you're bigger than I thought you were" and her throwing him into the wall....that should be a movie 🍿😂
@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping
@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping 2 года назад
Melissa McCarthy or Rebel Wilson as the film Antagonist?
@daniellewildschut2730
@daniellewildschut2730 2 года назад
😱 m'n i b
@andrewroling8111
@andrewroling8111 2 года назад
I thought the same thing 💀😂😂😂
@JoshisJoshisJosh
@JoshisJoshisJosh 2 года назад
Haven't laughed that hard at Bret in a wheeze moment in a while And the "..... So do you follow her" dismount? 👏🏾👏🏾 Good shit Brad Krishna
@TevynSmith
@TevynSmith 2 года назад
I fucking died
@urbanmouseification
@urbanmouseification 2 года назад
Bert just merged Peterson and Weinstein and messed up both stories simultaneously. Bart is amazing.
@TrollHunterxXx
@TrollHunterxXx 2 года назад
🤣🤣
@Ferrislilly
@Ferrislilly 2 года назад
Lol I lost it when I heard that shit
@imemberberry
@imemberberry 2 года назад
I thought you meant Harvey. Lol.
@Luffnin
@Luffnin 2 года назад
@@imemberberry @@imemberberry I confuse Ryan Kavanagh with Harvey all the time they look so similar
@jemiiam
@jemiiam 2 года назад
If ur gonna joke about his name atleast keep it consistent and call him "Bart" both times
@cooperbraun8388
@cooperbraun8388 2 года назад
Bert not knowing what a clinical psychologist is makes so much sense
@biguprochester
@biguprochester 2 года назад
Your typo makes just as mush cents
@shnarfer
@shnarfer 2 года назад
@@biguprochester YOU ARE!!!! YOU!!! ARE!!!!!
@moresquatsmoretwats6298
@moresquatsmoretwats6298 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@sammcintosh3942
@sammcintosh3942 Год назад
The guys in the background laughs is what laugh tracks always wanted to be
@blackhog42
@blackhog42 Год назад
Nadav is the best 😂
@michaelmcgrath7042
@michaelmcgrath7042 2 года назад
Tom and Bert should do a crime drama: Tim is the cereal killer and Bart is the alcoholic detective trying to solve the case.
@95davidt1
@95davidt1 2 года назад
I would like to see Tom murder Fruit Loops too 😂
@loupgarouable
@loupgarouable 2 года назад
If anyone's killing more cereal here it's Bernt
@awholewhitebabybruh
@awholewhitebabybruh 2 года назад
Yep Tom is on tour as a comedian when people start disappearing in the towns he visits..
@justinowen9537
@justinowen9537 2 года назад
Hey tik tok, it's serial killer. It ain't Cap'n crunch going around strangling mfers.
@michaelmcgrath7042
@michaelmcgrath7042 2 года назад
@@justinowen9537 glad you got the play on words chomo.
@AUSHARDSTYLE
@AUSHARDSTYLE 2 года назад
Burt Chrysler with the hat that matches his skin complexion… tremendous
@bigguy247
@bigguy247 2 года назад
Gonna miss him. RIP.
@queenieqt2033
@queenieqt2033 2 года назад
@@bigguy247 LMAO
@dylangilkes997
@dylangilkes997 2 года назад
His hat has a tinge of diabetes
@commanderjonson2610
@commanderjonson2610 2 года назад
That Florida trash look
@sippinlosses
@sippinlosses 2 года назад
@@bigguy247 🤣 real shit
@MrTakedownkd
@MrTakedownkd 2 года назад
Did nobody catch Bert say “I’m glad they kept it” about the mixed race couple with the kid in the quiz 🤣🤣🤣
@timsmith8717
@timsmith8717 2 года назад
I caught it and thought I was crazy when it missed
@liammathews2640
@liammathews2640 2 года назад
LOL
@mattnara4917
@mattnara4917 2 года назад
Lmao I just breezed over it thanks for the comment cause that was a gold nugget 😂
@chobblegobbler2536
@chobblegobbler2536 2 года назад
I missed it at first, thank you for pointing it out mommy. Hilarious lol
@marisaruiz2529
@marisaruiz2529 2 года назад
Bert’s thing about seeing your parents more is spot on. I lost my mom a month ago to cancer. Moved here across county to be with her and it was the best decision I have ever made.
@jenniferdennis6465
@jenniferdennis6465 2 года назад
❤ I'm sorry
@dennisdupuis1567
@dennisdupuis1567 2 года назад
that and 2$ we can buy coffee
@jakebriscoe
@jakebriscoe 2 года назад
a “we might be 2 bad friends 1 cave” triple mashup would make my life worth living
@randobando
@randobando 2 года назад
I never knew I wanted this, but now I need this.
@zenorabbit439
@zenorabbit439 2 года назад
“He killed 33 boys? That’s fucking crazy” 1 second later- “If you’re buying a home you should think Policy Genius” lol
@Ignition_Spark
@Ignition_Spark 2 года назад
Tom: “He murdered the boy and the body was still in the attic” Bert: “If you’re buying a home…” Great ad placement boys
@alexrush4140
@alexrush4140 2 года назад
🤣🤣
@TheHarmmm
@TheHarmmm 2 года назад
I noticed that
@TheFireproofWitch
@TheFireproofWitch 2 года назад
I was waiting for him to somehow tie hiding bodies into the house buying as lmao 🤣
@dougroach88
@dougroach88 2 года назад
Damn you beat me to it! I started commenting on it and saw your comment... 🤣
@FDietzNutz
@FDietzNutz 2 года назад
Bart is definitely the kind of guy to stay up at night playing "are you racist" quizzes to see if he's racist
@jerrymac4961
@jerrymac4961 2 года назад
while crying.....
@Toddkelley74
@Toddkelley74 Год назад
Who’s Bart?
@steverito
@steverito 2 года назад
Seeing Tom light up when talking about serial killers is always so satisfying. You can see the enjoyment in his eyes and the thought he’s put behind every little detail. It’s nice to hear from Tom once in a while.
@cameronblack7984
@cameronblack7984 2 года назад
Tom trying to act like he hasn't thought through exactly how he'd kill someone
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 2 года назад
Tom: "I not going to tell you how I would ACTUALLY do it on the air, that would leave too many clues. ((What can I say that doesn't overlap with my actual plans?...))"
@xballinlikemj23x
@xballinlikemj23x 2 года назад
I mean, who hasn't?
@iceviking6845
@iceviking6845 2 года назад
Tom Killing Everywhere Tour
@shadjuice
@shadjuice 2 года назад
Actually Tom said he read a paper about it at school to 1000 people🤣🤣
@chobblegobbler2536
@chobblegobbler2536 2 года назад
Tom got more bodies that G?
@michaelgibsonjr67
@michaelgibsonjr67 2 года назад
I don’t think I laughed as hard as I did on this show when Bert did his soda read and ended it with “and I like to have just one, and that’s it…” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TGIFermented
@TGIFermented 2 года назад
Bert: “We should come out with a Two Bears cologne!” Tom: “I think we should not do every idea.” That had me cracking up. I love how Tom has to reel Bert back in once and a while.
@colinkrajicek7917
@colinkrajicek7917 2 года назад
The real MVP of this episode was whoever curated the hard sodas for Burt. The way his face changed had me in tears!! Never been a fan of the seltzers but when he hit the "oh my f'n God", I wanted to buy a 12 pack immediately hahahahaha.
@kevenvillegas51
@kevenvillegas51 2 года назад
2 BEARS AND I'M OFF WORK LET'S GO
@teamsquintz
@teamsquintz 2 года назад
its the little things
@kevenvillegas51
@kevenvillegas51 2 года назад
@@teamsquintz exactly
@DannyPellham
@DannyPellham 2 года назад
*Tom:* “Do you think…” *Bert:* “(Cuts off Tom) No! I mean Yes!”
@Valencesor
@Valencesor 2 года назад
This is the first full podcast of theirs I've watched and the amount that Bert changes topics within one sentence is absolutely impressive.
@8thlvlMage
@8thlvlMage 2 года назад
Oh boy! You have basically seen them all now lol.
@faceplants2
@faceplants2 2 года назад
Okay, who figured out what Tom's cream colored leather jacket came from? If he didn't make it a secret, I probably wouldn't have cared whatsoever, but now I know that one of you sleuths figured it out.
@shadir007
@shadir007 2 года назад
Same
@joeihendrix
@joeihendrix 2 года назад
I think it’s a Brunello Cucinelli I think I’ve seen it at Neimans it’s like 3 to 6k
@guessure
@guessure 2 года назад
@@joeihendrix that's the closest I've seen so far, never heard of that brand- cool stuff
@DJRickyD
@DJRickyD 2 года назад
Im happy someone is trying to figure this out!!!! I’m trying also, I did see a Dolce & Gabbana pretty damn close plus Christina wore D&G for her last special so maybe I was thinking that stylist brought some stuff over for Tommy Bunz…. Brunello seems pretty damn close also!
@die4race
@die4race 2 года назад
Bert is evolving into a new human species, his skin tone is out of this world
@chrisdaniel8564
@chrisdaniel8564 2 года назад
That’s called being an alcoholic
@chobblegobbler2536
@chobblegobbler2536 2 года назад
Have you seen his new promo lol
@anthonyfarkas9286
@anthonyfarkas9286 2 года назад
That's my biggest reason for wanting to quit drinking... The red face is honestly the worsttt look
@die4race
@die4race 2 года назад
@@chobblegobbler2536 lol...damn that explains a lot
@noramuldowney2721
@noramuldowney2721 2 года назад
red as fuck 😮
@VoodooLegacy369
@VoodooLegacy369 2 года назад
I love Bert’s fearlessness to pursue a dumb idea when others restrain themselves.
@ricker76er
@ricker76er 2 года назад
Then gives up two minutes later.
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 2 года назад
#brave
@lokithecat7225
@lokithecat7225 2 года назад
"For fools rush in where angels fear to tread" E.M. Forester 1905
@zigwil153
@zigwil153 2 года назад
Being too stupid to know better isn’t ‘fearlessness’
@stevealleman9206
@stevealleman9206 2 года назад
@@lokithecat7225 If E.M. Forster ever said that he was quoting Alexander Pope's An essay on criticism (1711)
@Ryan_Carder
@Ryan_Carder Год назад
I'm almost a year sober, and I cannot explain how serious I am. Nothing has made me want to have a drink more than Bert's reaction to the hard sodas. Great job selling a product, bud. Fantastic.
@EdinMike
@EdinMike 2 года назад
“When I see a name that looks complicated, I give up on it” Brent Chrysler 2022
@EdinMike
@EdinMike 2 года назад
@@mommymilestones sorry “Bart Chreshner”
@kyuny87
@kyuny87 2 года назад
This was Tom's favorite episode. Lots of questions from Bert about serial killers.
@youngotterking5450
@youngotterking5450 2 года назад
Bert trying to normalize killing Asians is the sneakiest racist thing I've ever seen, almost as sneaky as Pearl Harbour
@youngotterking5450
@youngotterking5450 2 года назад
I agree
@uselessinformation1702
@uselessinformation1702 2 года назад
Can’t spell Bert without racist
@MrWhingeypants
@MrWhingeypants 2 года назад
Reminds me of that tragedy
@blunttrauma5300
@blunttrauma5300 2 года назад
You lost me then you had me 🤣
@vivwinsome2363
@vivwinsome2363 Год назад
5.30secs " I'm down " That grin Segura 🤣🤣🤣 its gold🤣🤣🤣
@CinDy-hw7fg
@CinDy-hw7fg 2 года назад
My boys in a cave!!!! Loved this episode, laughed pretty hard at the end. It feels like one-big family in here. This is probably why we get the inside jokes, even at your stand-up comedy shows you guys are able to differentiate the ones that follow you in here (podcast) from the ones who don't. Wish they knew to come in here, they're truly missing out.
@slywolfe
@slywolfe 2 года назад
Hope y'all have a great Memorial Day - and to those of you that served yourselves or had family do so, thank you
@jonathanleach4086
@jonathanleach4086 2 года назад
Yeah we all remembered you today. Thanks for reminding us
@ricker76er
@ricker76er 2 года назад
You’re thinking of Veterans Day. Those honored on Memorial Day will never read these comments. Ok. I’m a pedantic ass. Thank you all for serving.
@stinkylittleguy1958
@stinkylittleguy1958 2 года назад
Of course Tom has a very thought-out answer for how to get away with being a serial killer
@fruitcakeboy7877
@fruitcakeboy7877 2 года назад
Bert’s laugh is infectious
@sarahduffey69
@sarahduffey69 2 года назад
When they laugh at “to each their own” during the racist quiz, I love you two so much!
@brandonwatts2244
@brandonwatts2244 2 года назад
Tom Segura Masterclass: Serial Killer
@tylergeorge733
@tylergeorge733 2 года назад
When Bart dies, they for sure will keep taping episodes and just do a “weekend at Bernie’s” situation, and somehow that mannequin will still interrupt
@JR-rz1br
@JR-rz1br 2 года назад
They better not cremate him, shit'll burn for weeks.
@tyler4418
@tyler4418 2 года назад
I think we all know Fat Sticks is gonna outlive everyone lol
@cdizzy42069
@cdizzy42069 2 года назад
This was one of the better episodes in a while, Bert's comment about killing a 6 was so fucking hilarious
@Chillllllbruh
@Chillllllbruh 2 года назад
Bert - "Do you know who I'm talking about Nadav?" Nadav - "No?" 😆
@xballinlikemj23x
@xballinlikemj23x 2 года назад
Nadav is the fucking WORST
@KFCRadio
@KFCRadio 2 года назад
Gonna be the best trip ever!
@tangybuttfrogfpv8772
@tangybuttfrogfpv8772 2 года назад
Keep feathering it brother
@robinsharkey6658
@robinsharkey6658 2 года назад
High AND Tight. You should probably slip Bart some Xanax to control the rambling ;)
@DaveSwart
@DaveSwart 2 года назад
I didn’t care how much the jacket cost but now I do lol
@okahhj55
@okahhj55 2 года назад
Anyone know?
@NotAvailableEmotionally
@NotAvailableEmotionally 2 года назад
I find Tim's watch even more interesting, a serial killer of taste!
@DTylereRod
@DTylereRod 2 года назад
Just google searched for something that looked similar, while being wayyy too much. Found a Harry Rosen lambskin which looked real close. It was an economical $7,500. It's a boutique Canadian company, but I think boutique is where Tom's head is at these days. Make nice money, have nice things...
@dvlpr
@dvlpr 2 года назад
Same, couldn't have cared less but now we need to find it haha
@oliverb3688
@oliverb3688 2 года назад
I found a dolce and gabbana for around $5000??
@xxxjules27
@xxxjules27 2 года назад
“I’m not gunna kill a 6 … she might be able to take me” 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 im cracking up
@Rick_James
@Rick_James 2 года назад
Please make the specials as long as possible. Love having that much content to enjoy at home over and over!
@thejesus95
@thejesus95 2 года назад
With Bart's new acting career taking off, can we petition to get him for the John Wayne Gacy biopic?
@johnmoore7995
@johnmoore7995 2 года назад
1:06:49 “Bert this feels awesome” Toms expression after that is hilarious
@grant.bloomquist
@grant.bloomquist 2 года назад
@25:21 “hypothetically”, when they catch Tom this episode is going to be AWESOME
@S1X_Bucks
@S1X_Bucks 2 года назад
The new scent by Two Bears: Diversity, When you want to smell like Titos and weed, but you have shit to do.
@jpjapers
@jpjapers 2 года назад
"I make fun of you in my hour" - The way he said that cracked me up.
@Twenty-Seven
@Twenty-Seven 2 года назад
Still waiting to see a development about 2 Bears Racing.
@cjbarnes2010
@cjbarnes2010 2 года назад
Agreed
@landon7swag
@landon7swag 2 года назад
With Toms tour schedule, we probably won’t see a development for a while😅
@jamie3653
@jamie3653 2 года назад
@@landon7swag Bert's is just as ludicrous as Tom's. These bears need acceptable holograms asap so they (Bert) doesn't cark it
@cornelionsqween8028
@cornelionsqween8028 2 года назад
Tom's going out like old #3! Get a little taste of that rubbin's racin' then eat the wall head-on! 🎸🎸🎸
@mcfadden3413
@mcfadden3413 Год назад
Bert's impression of Joey is AMAZING!! LOL. Please add that into your act, that had me in stiches
@eshrog
@eshrog 2 года назад
Brent told Rogan on JRE that he NEVER drinks in the morning because that’s when you know you have a problem…comes to 2B1C…LOVES a morning cocktail…oh Burnt 😂
@hawyadoin1175
@hawyadoin1175 2 года назад
I like when Brett is sleep deprived, Tom gets a chance to contribute.
@digitalsalsas
@digitalsalsas 2 года назад
I like how the entire comment section cries about Tom not talking, so many cool guys around here
@nathancarr7588
@nathancarr7588 2 года назад
I absolutely love these guys and their friendship!
@kurtismoore4319
@kurtismoore4319 2 года назад
Its super fun watching you two tell jokes and stories on air you refuse to tell on air..
@zacharygreenways9415
@zacharygreenways9415 2 года назад
I love it when bert begins to say something and then decides not to say it on camera. !Very enjoyable for the watcher!
@greyforge27
@greyforge27 2 года назад
Bert: has a genuine, thoughtful moment Tom: so what you're saying kinda brings me back to Gacy...
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 2 года назад
That made me laugh too.
@Delta2Oscar
@Delta2Oscar 2 года назад
The first time Bert has a hard time getting a word in is when Tommy gets into murder and how to get away with it.
@robertupson5274
@robertupson5274 2 года назад
This was one of the best ones in a while
@travisjurs
@travisjurs 2 года назад
This is the best one yet. I'm dying over here!!! 🤣
@icyowens7853
@icyowens7853 2 года назад
Brent’s impression of Joey was surprisingly good
@Phillllthy
@Phillllthy 2 года назад
I was thinking the same thing
@alba7or
@alba7or 2 года назад
He just had to sprinkle "cocksuckers" in there too many times, classic.
@MasterOfNone1980
@MasterOfNone1980 2 года назад
I look forward to this every Monday
@vashthestampede9269
@vashthestampede9269 2 года назад
They always ending on I love you is the friendship everyone needs! Saying it and actually meaning it!
@kelty2424
@kelty2424 2 года назад
I love this podcast with Tom Segura and Al Borlin.. glad he got some work after home improvement
@Krissyg2277
@Krissyg2277 2 года назад
Dolce and gabbana about $5000 but you’ve been coming everywhere for a longggg time you deserve it
@ericedwards5002
@ericedwards5002 2 года назад
thank you I really wanted to know about the jacket . it was driving me crazy!
@Joker32256
@Joker32256 2 года назад
Thank you! I’ve been searching for this comment
@Inthetanktube
@Inthetanktube 2 года назад
Custom tailored too!
@JayRi95
@JayRi95 2 года назад
I’ve been waiting for this episode specifically just to see Tom’s new jacket.
@larsonfamilyhouse
@larsonfamilyhouse 2 года назад
What brand and how much, I can’t find it lol reminds me of that Seinfeld episode
@emilysalinas9641
@emilysalinas9641 Год назад
Same! Let’s hear it
@Christdink
@Christdink 2 года назад
Lol that was perfect timing for the bud light ad in the middle of this podcast 😂👌🏽
@NoahSteckley
@NoahSteckley 2 года назад
Brick’s imperviousness to “the current thing” is so beautiful
@boebrown9332
@boebrown9332 2 года назад
Bert on his other podcast literally the other day" "I don't drink during the day" Bert during the day: "I'm gonna have to drink to answer this question"
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 2 года назад
I laughed when Bert got to a nice, heartfelt place, and Tom brought it back to relating it to John Wayne Gacy again. :) "I see your heartfelt vulnerability.... and I stab you there." -- Tom, (probably)
@MoodyCleric
@MoodyCleric 2 года назад
I’m from Minnesota, I’m comin to the ball theatre in Colorado to see you Tom, you’re the best!
@blue_vein_titty
@blue_vein_titty 2 года назад
the Joey Diaz story made my week 🤣
@TevynSmith
@TevynSmith 2 года назад
I literally died when Bert explained the apartment murder thing
@joshwhitt4848
@joshwhitt4848 2 года назад
You guys should each do a 15-20 minute set making jokes about each other and put it up on your channel. It would kill!
@kanifalam7835
@kanifalam7835 2 года назад
Blurt seltzer, living his best life
@megangrant3354
@megangrant3354 2 года назад
Yo that transition from talking about dead kids in an attic to about do I like my home was an I intense one lol
@bookwildcollective
@bookwildcollective 2 года назад
Going from talking about Gacy throwing a kid in his attic when the police came to his house into an ad for Policy Genius homeowners insurance felt almost purposeful 😂
@kylek794
@kylek794 2 года назад
I love how good of friends they are… they just end this wanting to talk about their sets together but can’t on camera, so they end the podcast to go eat bbq and actually discuss them lol
@amberwkly3747
@amberwkly3747 2 года назад
Bert is so exhausting 😂 God forbid I fall asleep listening to this pod. His laugh wakes me up violently!
@tonsoffun49
@tonsoffun49 2 года назад
The booth boys make these pod casts SOOOOOO good.
@jric1903
@jric1903 2 года назад
For a while I thought I was listening to an old episode but Bert just tells old stories !
@SuperdudeDan
@SuperdudeDan 2 года назад
I had to check the release time on two separate occasions for this exact reason
@t_ward8772
@t_ward8772 2 года назад
This is the episode Tom’s been waiting his whole life for.
@spaceRANGERR3
@spaceRANGERR3 2 года назад
Thats the funniest 6 minute opener of this pod ever 😂
@zachhuntington7173
@zachhuntington7173 2 года назад
Would be awesome if every now n then y’all did a like 2.5 or 3 hour episode I can’t get enough of 2 bears
@Moon-littt
@Moon-littt 2 года назад
You can tell Bert woke up drunk this day 🤣🤣🤣
@TheHarmmm
@TheHarmmm 2 года назад
Creepy Tom Segura has definitely thought, "you know, if I spaced things out properly, had a plan, I could really kill some people on this tour" I'm coming everywhere? More like, I'm KILLING everywhere.
@JahEerie
@JahEerie 2 года назад
That's the first time in a while that I have actually cried laughin. Thanks Bert 🤣
@hunterpatterson4889
@hunterpatterson4889 2 года назад
I am laughing so hard at Bert describing hiding behind the girls door. Oh. my gosh.
@chobblegobbler2536
@chobblegobbler2536 2 года назад
Burt’s trying to figure out the algorithm for a ten question, multiple choice quiz…
@larsonfamilyhouse
@larsonfamilyhouse 2 года назад
And doesn’t lmao
@Dr.Gonzoo
@Dr.Gonzoo 2 года назад
Barts next tour should be named the “inclusive killing tour” 😂
@WickedSpade
@WickedSpade 2 года назад
Should be "i might have this wrong"
@carlsmith8898
@carlsmith8898 2 года назад
To each there own... best answer ever😂
@punkhazious5340
@punkhazious5340 Год назад
Great timing with the home insurance pitch right after talking about a serial killer who hid boys in his house
@notanaftagent8444
@notanaftagent8444 2 года назад
My earbuds randomly came unplugged at work and the murder segment started playing out loud for all my coworkers to hear $10 says nobody takes my parking spot anymore
@rachelw5971
@rachelw5971 2 года назад
if bert ever killed anyone, he would definitely panic and then call Tom making him an accessory
@original_cayotebongwater
@original_cayotebongwater Год назад
I've never seen more excited for anything than this Budweiser soda 💀
@babakazi808
@babakazi808 2 года назад
Tom, I needed this