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ep 333 The Book of Matt 

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
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@Mostly.Peaceful
@Mostly.Peaceful 3 года назад
Just realized Matt’s the white dude in every black comedians “crazy white guy” bit
@ElkinsEric
@ElkinsEric Год назад
Truly he is
@APolishPlayer
@APolishPlayer Год назад
It's a Matt thing
@TheMartianMancumpster
@TheMartianMancumpster Год назад
​@SomethingDumb it's more of a whole Mcusker family thing haha
@aleskaresquivel4700
@aleskaresquivel4700 Год назад
​@@TheMartianMancumpsterlol yea the whole family is firing on all cylinders
@reaper147000
@reaper147000 Год назад
00,
@kggregorie
@kggregorie 3 года назад
"You were flying the funny business flag" 😆
@SGFTI
@SGFTI 3 года назад
The gays really hate when you refer to the rainbow flag that way.
@olmersh
@olmersh 3 года назад
I think it was david lucas
@kevinyount1653
@kevinyount1653 3 года назад
Fucking hilarious
@graydonlee07
@graydonlee07 2 года назад
"You'd have to let me in and that would be gay" was hilarious
@paulfroelich1024
@paulfroelich1024 2 года назад
So so funny
@ericmcdonough6771
@ericmcdonough6771 2 года назад
how has nobody made this joke Shane IS the fucking hunchback of Notre Dame
@jessarhodes6196
@jessarhodes6196 3 года назад
Not going to university was one of the best decisions I ever made.
@twofivetwoTV
@twofivetwoTV 5 месяцев назад
1:02 i had tacos today. I have hot lava ass. Am I the only one that cries openly and as loudly as necessary
@davidtownsend6092
@davidtownsend6092 Месяц назад
Outer space has no atmosphere
@BookerT69
@BookerT69 3 года назад
We call molly #GoinScotty
@GnarDoober
@GnarDoober 2 года назад
Gonna go shame some lads at the Alamo later
@gagekelly1051
@gagekelly1051 2 года назад
Matt for president
@lreid2495
@lreid2495 3 года назад
Bepanthen (Bepanthan?), boys.. superior vaso substitute.
@HAMlLTON
@HAMlLTON Год назад
i wish matt truly knew how many people love him. he’s the fkn shaman
@elnick6918
@elnick6918 Год назад
on god.
@SeanDreessens
@SeanDreessens Год назад
@@elnick6918😮
@abovedacloudz9315
@abovedacloudz9315 Год назад
Mat always keep it real son
@Dirty_Lamberti
@Dirty_Lamberti 11 месяцев назад
For real
@abdulg4762
@abdulg4762 10 месяцев назад
The shaman was once a dark sorcerer, we’ve all bore witness to his ascension. Blessed be
@Zoso37123
@Zoso37123 2 года назад
Randomly suggested by RU-vid. This is one of the funniest podcasts I've ever heard lol
@DrJuiceMD
@DrJuiceMD Год назад
Gimme that algorithm
@some-replies
@some-replies Год назад
The only podcast that's just 2 dawgs talking. Not pushing politics or bullshit
@ThisNachoFriend
@ThisNachoFriend Год назад
Welcome to the dawg house
@Diamondsmuggler
@Diamondsmuggler Год назад
@@some-repliesyeah cuz they hide their racist ass comments as “jokes” so of course your pea brain doesn’t think it’s political
@SIMUL4CR4
@SIMUL4CR4 Год назад
Welcome, dawg.
@PWS859
@PWS859 10 месяцев назад
"I couldn't be contained by a 9 to 5 you really think I'm gonna be on a slave plantation bro?" Is one of the wildest statements ever made on camera 🤣
@JayDizzle-hm9gg
@JayDizzle-hm9gg 4 месяца назад
Mad Yeezy status
@bh-0330
@bh-0330 2 года назад
Matt was really firing on all cylinders this one
@TheAwesomeboy00
@TheAwesomeboy00 2 года назад
definitely had to be on a stimmy
@NikolaiRogich
@NikolaiRogich Год назад
Yes however when Matt’s quiet angels cry
@baeo44
@baeo44 Год назад
All 4
@MountainPerson
@MountainPerson Год назад
At least 6 squares of dark chocolate
@chilliLRK
@chilliLRK Год назад
Lions mane, mane
@nickyale4220
@nickyale4220 2 года назад
Matt is truly the Shaman, he is all business no play clearly. It’s just so effortless for him it looks like all play. The only thing he was missing at this moment was the Shaman flute
@mattrim8657
@mattrim8657 7 месяцев назад
432 bruh
@roddydonn2328
@roddydonn2328 2 года назад
I had no idea Mat was a black man dipped in powered sugar #Respect
@tinogarcia996
@tinogarcia996 3 года назад
"I was dirty on percs your honor."
@cronilogicaly
@cronilogicaly 3 года назад
Shane's eyes are getting smaller by the day and I love it
@Sean-no3zv
@Sean-no3zv 3 года назад
He’s got end stage chi-nee face
@Toreju7240
@Toreju7240 3 года назад
@McNutty geezer face shane
@MrJol420
@MrJol420 3 года назад
Penance
@familylivesmatters
@familylivesmatters 3 года назад
Shanese
@MoarMike
@MoarMike 3 года назад
@@Sean-no3zv Sir, please use the medical terminology. It's called Nooderitis
@MattH-wg7ou
@MattH-wg7ou 2 года назад
The thought of Shane making a group of rollin evil hippies listen to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is the funniest damn thing I've heard all day. 🤣
@stanley6440
@stanley6440 4 месяца назад
fr
@BigShaneGillis
@BigShaneGillis 3 года назад
Some good ol’ chicken noodle soup for the soul on this brisk eve
@shortycr89
@shortycr89 3 года назад
Does chicken noodle soup have serotonin in it?
@yurpndurpnslurpn
@yurpndurpnslurpn 3 года назад
@@shortycr89 *molly
@UnCleT215
@UnCleT215 3 года назад
Wow Shane looks like a Trans Aunt in that avi 🤣🤣
@boosh90
@boosh90 3 года назад
NOODERRRS
@andrewprovost7208
@andrewprovost7208 Год назад
Mmmmmmmmmm
@sunnymedia6789
@sunnymedia6789 3 года назад
there's definitely heroin in Texas I went to prison for it 😂😂😂
@MISCELLANEOUSGOON
@MISCELLANEOUSGOON 3 года назад
Lmao
@mhyrr999
@mhyrr999 2 года назад
hahahaha fuckyeah man thats awesome
@chadgrov
@chadgrov 2 года назад
Heroin sounds pretty fun not gonna lie
@iaminvisible2889
@iaminvisible2889 Год назад
@@chadgrov it's probably the greatest drug ever made but they ruined it with the fentanyl unfortunately now you just black out or die. Stay safe
@sandworm9528
@sandworm9528 Год назад
😂😂😂
@summerbaby21
@summerbaby21 3 года назад
Not enough shane Gillis on the worldwide web.
@KingDomsKingdom85
@KingDomsKingdom85 3 года назад
Spot on
@ElkinsEric
@ElkinsEric 3 года назад
For sure not enough Bol to go around
@wisterV
@wisterV 3 года назад
Try Radio Dawgz?
@yesman9792
@yesman9792 2 года назад
truly.
@iaminvisible2889
@iaminvisible2889 Год назад
@@wisterV my favorite episodes are that channel 👍
@goodasgold89
@goodasgold89 3 года назад
Shane talking ticket sales high on molly is hilarious 😭😭😭😭
@darrelthomas8270
@darrelthomas8270 Год назад
I’ve used mud-butt for so long before watching this. Tears in my eyes hearing “hot lava ass”
@bodysnatcher7078
@bodysnatcher7078 3 года назад
I like how understanding Matt is of Shane's ADHD when he admits he hasn't been listening to him
@Knuckleheaded76
@Knuckleheaded76 3 года назад
noticed that awhile ago. been waiting to see if i was alone and crazy
@brutallyhonest123
@brutallyhonest123 3 года назад
I don’t listen to him either. It’s exhausting
@Knuckleheaded76
@Knuckleheaded76 3 года назад
@@brutallyhonest123 that's kinda gay man
@here7036
@here7036 3 года назад
Matt's a real one, that's why
@bh-0330
@bh-0330 2 года назад
@@here7036 432hz changes a mfer
@BIacklce
@BIacklce 3 года назад
Standing in a cold shower screaming like you are going super saiyan
@RepairRenovateRenew
@RepairRenovateRenew 3 года назад
Feels good man
@grundlewizard1775
@grundlewizard1775 Месяц назад
Matt calls it Super Cyan
@shortycr89
@shortycr89 3 года назад
Shane takes Molly and starts noticing noises
@theDC4L
@theDC4L 3 года назад
Big ups to my dawgs laying back in the cut.
@elmergloo2611
@elmergloo2611 3 года назад
"I know what's in my heart: Love, Freedom"
@boosh90
@boosh90 3 года назад
He barely got that out before breaking
@benmeadors6799
@benmeadors6799 3 года назад
Matt's marriage got hit by the wedge
@trevordrexler5652
@trevordrexler5652 Год назад
The wedge dude....the fuckin wedge
@mabboyz4lyf
@mabboyz4lyf 3 года назад
Matt loves to mention how early he gets up
@louisjaygomerpile9288
@louisjaygomerpile9288 2 года назад
Dad flex
@jacobquick2173
@jacobquick2173 3 года назад
So proud to see how far my boys have come
@tedlast4896
@tedlast4896 2 года назад
Shane making them play Edmund Fitzgerald is absolutely nuts.
@Mr_Pickles_
@Mr_Pickles_ 3 года назад
Wow, how great is our Paimon?
@westxranchin
@westxranchin 3 года назад
Hail Paimon!
@Physicallyretard
@Physicallyretard 3 года назад
chillchillchill
@KingDomsKingdom85
@KingDomsKingdom85 3 года назад
Hail him
@steven4385
@steven4385 3 месяца назад
Shhhh😂
@nathanboskoski
@nathanboskoski 2 года назад
Matt, you might be the most genuine person I’ve ever experienced. It makes me want to be more like that. It’s awesome, secret poddy all day baby
@Nunya7211
@Nunya7211 Месяц назад
Hell yeah dude!!!! Youre awesome
@KingDomsKingdom85
@KingDomsKingdom85 3 года назад
Stoners straighten the table cloth in future, great show as always.
@Sprite_525
@Sprite_525 2 года назад
“I had vicious comedy MudButt for a week” 😆
@shapes4893
@shapes4893 3 года назад
This was the sequel to American History X I needed
@MrJol420
@MrJol420 3 года назад
I need a crossover ep. Wife swap. Mcusker and spud pod / shane and Billy pod
@Nieieieee
@Nieieieee 3 года назад
Are you calling the Mccuskers wives? Comon man Billy's more of a child than a lady😓😁
@BIGMONEYPLAYER1
@BIGMONEYPLAYER1 3 года назад
Whats the other pod?
@charleserickson3499
@charleserickson3499 2 года назад
@@BIGMONEYPLAYER1 war mode
@mattnykamp
@mattnykamp 3 года назад
this is very shrek 1
@bodysnatcher7078
@bodysnatcher7078 3 года назад
I feel Matt about the drug dealing guilt... its cool at the moment cuz your paying your bills on it but when you reflect on the drugs you sold and who you sold it to... you realize how much damage you caused and how you could of prevented it just by not participating in that act of evil.. I sold people dirty habits and I know the lives I helped ruin.... now I just try to be a good person and pray to god to forgive me for what I have done
@2liter8valveABA
@2liter8valveABA 2 года назад
I know this is an 8 month old comment but I totally understand what you mean. I never felt any guilt about it until my cousin and best friend in the world OD’d and passed away this year. My perspective has forever changed l. It’s tough
@chadgrov
@chadgrov 2 года назад
If you’re not selling drugs at 19 you’re super gay
@chadgrov
@chadgrov 2 года назад
@@2liter8valveABA Oops!
@Woody13woodpecker
@Woody13woodpecker 4 месяца назад
It sure does bring bad karma, try doing good deeds, it's the only way! I wish I was Catholic, they get to be excused if they regret it truthfully.
@johnbriggs5751
@johnbriggs5751 3 года назад
If any one hasn’t seen the episode of Colum tyrrells podcast with Matt, it’s definitely worth checking out, they talk about Irish culture/history, Colums from Ireland if anyone doesn’t know him. Dudes pretty funny and the accent makes it that much better
@ksdajkfahgdkhsdag
@ksdajkfahgdkhsdag 3 года назад
Nobody cares colon
@ep5189
@ep5189 3 года назад
I try not to poison my mind with Gas digital welfare comedians but Matt talking Ireland sounds 👌
@TheTrueChuckNorris
@TheTrueChuckNorris 2 года назад
Link or it didn't happen
@bh-0330
@bh-0330 2 года назад
@John Briggs share the link for the dawgs
@johnbriggs5751
@johnbriggs5751 2 года назад
@@bh-0330 i don’t remember what podcast it was exactly hahah, i was on heroin back then, but i’m clean now, so i have no recollection of it lol, i tried looking for it but couldn’t find it
@d4niel711
@d4niel711 Год назад
Matt not knowing how light in space works while constantly trying to explain things like black holes is mind boggling
@Nunya7211
@Nunya7211 Месяц назад
Oh my gosh youre so smart!!!!! Is that what you were wanting? U a lameeeeeee
@suzysmash3560
@suzysmash3560 3 года назад
I'm a bae, and the vaz on the azz was the funniest part of the whole podcast.. butt talk is welcome. XD
@Hady94
@Hady94 2 года назад
Paused at 13:44, took a cold shower, might re-conquer Rome later
@juneack5848
@juneack5848 3 года назад
These two are so real and funny af. Thank you!
@zachyouell6581
@zachyouell6581 3 года назад
“I had to do a continue” is the best euphemism for dealing with swampy ass
@justinroth2938
@justinroth2938 3 года назад
Marvel at this ice teenis...hahaha
@verynice210
@verynice210 3 года назад
I would pay to hear a Matt and Shane cover of baby it's cold outside
@Dom-mw8gk
@Dom-mw8gk 3 года назад
There is actually a video of shane doing it with Karen margolis, I think it's real ass podcast or some other gas digital show.
@deepfakedustin
@deepfakedustin 8 месяцев назад
The Shaman would be in his bag for episode 333.
@resmarted
@resmarted 3 года назад
I gotta try this vaseline thing
@tomwelshshore
@tomwelshshore 2 года назад
Honestly it works i do it and i swear by it when you got the pain ass
@orlog3343
@orlog3343 Год назад
Olive oil soap is better and less gay, fats and oils in the soap and when you shower
@thomdrolet2624
@thomdrolet2624 Год назад
The "rootinst tootinist" may be the best shit I've ever heard.
@justgarethsphone9663
@justgarethsphone9663 3 года назад
I found out i was 2% jewish late last year Ive been spending lockdown times learning to read the tora Bakkhhhhrukatahhhhn
@JoeyTheShmo
@JoeyTheShmo Год назад
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald goes hard tho. Gordon Lightfoot is a goat
@bigol9223
@bigol9223 2 года назад
"I know what it's like to be tired obviously, it's like that tired feeling"
@pat4711
@pat4711 3 месяца назад
Love this episode, I used to smoke meth crack like it was going out of fashion, was sitting down by a creek for 9 hours just smoking crack in my car and then went home to my mum trying to act like I was just hungover and not absolutely peaking 😂😂
@rekeembelac1684
@rekeembelac1684 Год назад
One of the dawgs posted a clip from this so had to go back and watch. I knew there was a reason I gravitated to Matt so much 😂
@lookdoug1516
@lookdoug1516 Год назад
He has a very calming presence
@smileygladhands
@smileygladhands 10 месяцев назад
Gotta be careful with street drugs now, dude. Fenty is in everything. We cannot lose Shane, he's a national treasure.
@wildebeestdanger8954
@wildebeestdanger8954 22 дня назад
I hate when Matt starts talking about the last airbender and Shane diverts the convo to be about being hung over like that’s more interesting. Laaaaaamme
@willflint46
@willflint46 2 месяца назад
6:43 vazz fart 8:04 matt’s dad used to vazz up 14:04 matt screaming in cold show 46:05 britanny frankensteining out of k hole at dentist
@tunghansen7260
@tunghansen7260 2 года назад
Fingerless gloves dude one of the most powerful garments of the 20th century
@tomh.7895
@tomh.7895 3 года назад
Matt in legend mode this ep
@Quickkill6658
@Quickkill6658 3 года назад
I know the cold shower spaz Matt is talking about
@NZand
@NZand 3 года назад
How is Big J going to be a passive aggressive baby for 2 months about getting “dosed” with acid (and not even get high) and then do molly every weekend?
@mandolorian162
@mandolorian162 Год назад
Cause those are 2 different drugs? And he was drugged, granted I don't like him but he has valid reasons lol
@marlinsmith9070
@marlinsmith9070 3 года назад
Damn Shane is still wiggering out.
@scottwood5957
@scottwood5957 3 года назад
Went to the Luis Gomez school of covering the baldness
@onetoolfan
@onetoolfan 3 года назад
What's up with the "backroom casting couch" lighting?
@ksdajkfahgdkhsdag
@ksdajkfahgdkhsdag 3 года назад
Who are you quoting?
@onetoolfan
@onetoolfan 3 года назад
@@ksdajkfahgdkhsdag Oh brother, quotation marks aren't just for quoting people bro. They're used "to set off material that represents quoted or spoken language. Quotation marks also set off the titles of things that do not normally stand by themselves."
@inigomontoya619
@inigomontoya619 6 месяцев назад
Me and Matt have lived very similar lives
@jkwalzo
@jkwalzo 3 года назад
Longtime Camper. Jay claims drugs don’t effect him. He smoked DMT and said it felt like weed.
@tunghansen7260
@tunghansen7260 2 года назад
Matt is the best thing ever out of the boarder town near P.A and Delaware
@jotun.616
@jotun.616 Год назад
You gotta get the dual shower head adaptor man! Theyre relatively cheap.
@mattmcd3523
@mattmcd3523 Год назад
I totally relate to Matt's weirdness with his wife and humbling himself I don't know why... must be our f***** u* Irish brains
@jgiancaspro88
@jgiancaspro88 3 года назад
Have we made it to the "hat" phase of balding?
@TonsMoreCowbell
@TonsMoreCowbell 3 года назад
Not cool bro. Not cool.
@hizone34
@hizone34 3 года назад
Chill chill
@MrJol420
@MrJol420 3 года назад
The sword story is deff something out of its always sunny.
@sammcdermott9210
@sammcdermott9210 Год назад
“that’s a weird shape of a thing to snatch” god i love the way matt thinks
@laughinghyena999
@laughinghyena999 Год назад
33:11 damn the fact I’m also INFP & named Matt has given me new hope, praise Allah
@AudibleVisibIe
@AudibleVisibIe 3 месяца назад
Holy shit I've never heard anyone else talk about the weird opiate sleep. It's a fuckin nether state 😂 that shit feels so good though Matts just like me fr
@ADHDSOPHIA
@ADHDSOPHIA 2 месяца назад
Like codine induced sleep?
@jakebaker4066
@jakebaker4066 8 месяцев назад
Matt is just “no big deal, it’s nothin.”
@getthepapersgetthepapers
@getthepapersgetthepapers 3 года назад
“Frozen Tundra Teenis” sounds like a line of tires or something
@paulfrederiksen3209
@paulfrederiksen3209 3 года назад
Shane still looks a little gacked 😂
@wadeq926
@wadeq926 Год назад
"If you can bypass xanny addictions and crack addictions and like, you know, getting caught with tons of beasters, you make it to be the president eventually; you can."
@bracksampson1
@bracksampson1 3 года назад
I just found this podcast and am completely addicted. Go vas.
@jackiechan8840
@jackiechan8840 Год назад
You still on the vas dude?
@didgeriedont7073
@didgeriedont7073 11 месяцев назад
We had king and the sting... now we have shaman and the dawg 🙏
@mgunther1314
@mgunther1314 3 года назад
Hell yea. Shane w the fresh cut tho!
@gusbenusa
@gusbenusa 3 года назад
M Gunther must look like shit if he went with the hat lol
@bigmoose99
@bigmoose99 2 года назад
“Marvel at this ice teenis”
@Eazyjaypee
@Eazyjaypee Год назад
24:33 "i feel like the snowman in claymation christmas"
@CockleDooDooPie-vx8gs
@CockleDooDooPie-vx8gs 9 месяцев назад
Full disclosure: I googled Gator Balm.
@Toreju7240
@Toreju7240 3 года назад
guys being dudes
@svnsnt
@svnsnt Месяц назад
Matt really is the realest person out here fr
@JaysWave75
@JaysWave75 3 года назад
This is HILARIOUS ! Laughed hard all episode! Keep up the Lord's work, men!
@stefanmironov6405
@stefanmironov6405 3 года назад
I might start vasin' up every day bro
@Dizzy19998
@Dizzy19998 6 месяцев назад
Matt is Paul walker😂😂
@bnastyyy
@bnastyyy Год назад
Kennett Square, PA has to be one of the worst smelling places bc of the mushrooms. The mushroom festival tho is a good time.
@janp19
@janp19 Год назад
Why is there a mist emitting from the rock ? lol
@bgillett72
@bgillett72 3 года назад
“The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee The lake it is said never gives up her dead when the skies of November turn gloomy”
@aidansyracuse3338
@aidansyracuse3338 3 года назад
Gold bond and Vaseline works like super glue and corn starch
@TorpedoVegas
@TorpedoVegas 3 года назад
Newest episode of LOS was trash, had to watch this episode to clear it out of my mind.
@MelissaAnn420
@MelissaAnn420 3 года назад
Fix the tablecloth, please god, fix the table cloth.
@Okillydokilly69
@Okillydokilly69 3 года назад
It’s been killing me the whole time lmao
@Chailes1
@Chailes1 3 года назад
Stop demanding that which is impossible, the dawgs need only roll out across thy shitty pirate treasure map tablecloth and all that is needed be given. Great is our gods
@a.k.4o
@a.k.4o 3 года назад
We all have a mild case of OCD
@westxranchin
@westxranchin 3 года назад
Shane's got dat fade dough
@ssowulewski10
@ssowulewski10 3 года назад
Middle school football coach fade
@THEbudsmail
@THEbudsmail Год назад
Holy fuck i aint heard someone say "beasters" in forever. Matt is truly a shaman
@juneack5848
@juneack5848 8 месяцев назад
Beasters as in low grade bud?
@THEbudsmail
@THEbudsmail 7 месяцев назад
@juneack5848 haha i dont fully know how he was using it but back in my day it was middies low grade Beasters was a little better and then you had some good headies or nugs or whatever people wanted to call it
@ihategarydiamond
@ihategarydiamond Год назад
I've heard so much about this episode that I don't know if I'm ready to listen to it.
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