Ep 309- Homosapiens

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00:00:05 -Lena Dunkem
00:01:00 -Airflow
00:02:30 -Love on the Spectrum
00:09:25 -Major Deviation
00:11:30 -CYO ball
00:13:00 -Homeschooler hitlist
00:14:15 -Shane Gillis:Local Bully
00:17:15 -Energy vampire
00:19:00 -Say homo
00:23:15 -42-1
00:25:45 -Tybalt vs the fox
00:28:00 -opossum down
00:32:55 -China Sims
00:38:30 -Full blackface
00:40:00 -The Great PECO Scandal
00:43:20 -I know about black hair
00:45:40 -Shoutout Ben Shapiro
00:48:00 -Music videos to bust to
00:50:00 -Suburban hipsters
00:51:10 -You're huwhite
00:53:10 -Phil is not Flyer'd Up
00:58:10 -Life in the NBA bubble
01:00:50 -Matt is in peak form
01:02:35 -Matts big day
01:07:40 -See Matt, Shane and Lemaire on the road. Live cast August 27th at Magooby's in Maryland

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@dafunkycanuck 2 года назад

My girlfriend put peppermint oil in the bath one time and it burned my bag something fierce! Warning to the dawgz. 🔥👜

@R2D6_10 Год назад

Big ups.

@TheHyperfilthered Год назад

Thank you for your service brother

@UncleDave69 9 месяцев назад

This is why you wear condoms over the balls

@HamBone123456789ten 9 месяцев назад

Taking baths like a gay guy was your first mistake. Never, EVER relax. Watch tv standing up. Don’t get massages. Get up at 5:45am for no reason at all.

@scumbaggo 8 месяцев назад

JESUS man, she was just OK floatin around in there? I cant imagine lady bits being too resistant to that either.

@GnarStark 2 года назад

My use of the words munch and crush have gone up 200% since I’ve started listening to this podcast

@zakkbeckettt 2 года назад

that rules

@mikesullivan7153 2 года назад

Same

@mikesullivan7153 2 года назад

Been munchin on mushrooms😁

@mrcrowley3891 2 года назад

Nice, sweet

@blickluke Год назад

It's pronounced munge

@mrj4990 2 года назад

Matt struggling to understand the purpose of the football player running out with the team as being inspirational is so funny

@RustCole01 Год назад

I was getting so worked up that he wasn't grasping the concept.... f*ckin hilarious. I love this dude and his bizarre eccentricities. Like his DIY medical care solutions.

@bigpackmojo625 Год назад

@@RustCole01 jijijijijijijijijijijijijijiijijijijijijijijjijijijijijijijijiijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijiijijijijijijijijijjijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijjijijijijijijijijijiji

@bigpackmojo625 Год назад

@dimitrijekrstic7567 Год назад

@@RustCole01 yea it's actually true and not bizzare at all. Basically you lose some volume of the pathway in your nose by not using it. Mouthbreeding supposedly also causes less oxygen to the brain, a dry throat which promotes bacterial growth, face deformities, etc

@RustCole01 Год назад

@@dimitrijekrstic7567 Bro, what game are you watching? Who said anything about what you are talking about?

@DA-uz8qb Год назад

Matt's got a new set of missions every podcast.

@Hablonoenlgles Год назад

For real I didn’t believe when Shane said Matt was autistic but i can definitely see it now 😭 he’s still funnier than me and can talk better than me though

@darthluchs_8993 8 месяцев назад

I swear, but they all encompass the same line of thinking if that makes sense, Matt is just constantly self diagnosing and self curing and I love it 😂

@liamburns8554 2 месяца назад

The consistent is to stop fapping

@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842 Год назад

They make 2020 sound so much cooler than I remember

@lylechipperson3407 4 года назад

"I've been into austrology dude"

@justinrogers746 2 года назад

Any Matt quote immediately gets liked. These are facts.

@jtrax7306 2 года назад

Typical Aries

@juwebles4352 2 года назад

austrology: the study of Austrians

@greyfells2829 Год назад

I'm 0% surprised that Matt was a bully that couldn't understand the morality of his actions.

@davidp5722 4 года назад

If you're reading this I hope you have a blessed night!

@swaggareli 4 года назад

Thanks DAWG.

@johnnyblaze8439 4 года назад

Hell yea

@andrewlaco1776 4 года назад

How great is our God?

@jsp7218 4 года назад

You too

@localwaterchamp7712 4 года назад

sus af

@camronridley5912 10 месяцев назад

This is golden age of the cast

@evangelionl0vr857 8 месяцев назад

The old test will forever be the golden era.

@highlybaked8417 5 месяцев назад

@@evangelionl0vr857and the American flag background era is like the championship parade

@rottenstench 4 года назад

I'd pay cash for a print of that shane bullying article

@verynice210 4 года назад

I hope it's titled "A Star is Born"

@acctadmin4073 4 года назад

check the microfiche

@camoang614 4 года назад

I bet Phil's got it framed in the basement.

@jackmyers212 Год назад

“80 dollar an hour taekwondo” made me cackle

@mattquinn5743 7 месяцев назад

Rip tybalt 🙏🏼

@crazyshot97 4 года назад

Someone tell Matt that opposum’s eat ticks, we have snake antivenom because of them, and they’re immune to rabies

@headfullofacid8088 4 года назад

And they’re North America’s only Marsupial

@crazyshot97 4 года назад

Zarathustra Boppalomynous exactly

@richardfearing2528 Год назад

A possum

@QQ-yi6yg Год назад

My appreciation for the opossum has increased

@getmoneyxrbm 4 года назад

Them talking about what fuckers they were as kids is what made me love this cast years ago after hearing Shane on bonfire

@michael5654 Год назад

Dude, I'm dying at how committed Matt is to the air moisture thing lmao

@justinprivate9966 10 месяцев назад

He’s got no clue about deviated septum and cures. Good otolaryngologist only way to cure most deviated septums

@iCookCrystalMeth 8 месяцев назад

@@justinprivate9966i mean if we’re talking a 70-80 percent clearance some gay ass oils might be fine

@evilbrainangelheart9634 8 месяцев назад

I can't stop laughing at a woman possibly being named "Shits for miles"

@christopherbeckman6238 4 года назад

Best cast on the tube boys. Glad I discovered you gems last week. Praise be to Paimon

@freethink2303 4 года назад

Bro you've got to get on the $1 per month Patreon and get in to the Old Testament episodes

@ryansouthard4929 4 года назад

free think thank yourself. You’ve been a lifesaver.

@freethink2303 4 года назад

@@ryansouthard4929 the patreon episodes alone are worth it. Pure gold dude

@lamolambda8349 4 года назад

You must not have heard of Cumtown yet.

@robcow897 4 года назад

Check out Cum Town. The channel that illegally posts their premium episodes is "Tybayaga"

@robert424d 4 года назад

Currently in a military college during hell week, praise the dawgs for a night time calm down

@andrewlaco1776 4 года назад

Non wagon status Confirmed.

@danielbravo2816 4 года назад

Hail paimon!! Don’t Shane out of school.. stay the path

@jsp7218 4 года назад

Don't quit

@user-gn5bu7tx1b 4 года назад

Be great. Quit.

@Anonymouscommentor99 4 года назад

"Here's an owl sweater I barely fit into". I spit my drink out. So good

@ajaj3196 4 года назад

My childhood cat was an outdoor cat. Some Arab kids from down the street hung him up to a fence by his back leg and it had to be amputated. He was a badass cat, Patch, he still hunted countless rabbits and squirrels with the tripod setup. He'd always bring home trophys too, rabbit tails and feet, a rat tail. He only had his back claws too, he was like feline Seal Team 6.

@lunchbag_larry 4 года назад

did you exact revenge

@Giovanni-nj1xo 2 года назад

Did you burn down their house?

@supremeleader6992 2 года назад

@@Giovanni-nj1xo One of the few acceptable responses to animal torture

@ajaj3196 2 года назад

I didn't but on of the kids got hit by a car right in front of me not long after. God works in mysterious ways.

@loydchristmas23 2 года назад

Hopefully you avenged your cat.

@WhatTheSpruce Год назад

Im shook by the possum story. There is a way to deal with pests without drowning them for over five minutes and then impaling them.

@shortpool3695 11 месяцев назад

but it’s the best way 😂😂😂😂

@ZeranZeran 11 месяцев назад

People do some weird things with animals when they panic.. Not the first I've heard of someone thinking "I got this" and then tramautizing themself because they didn't just throw a towel over it, lmao.

@scumbaggo 10 месяцев назад

.22 is the way

@iCookCrystalMeth 8 месяцев назад

@@scumbaggogotta go with .30-06 for instant evisceration

@iillil670 3 месяца назад

@@scumbaggo12g rifled slug is the FUN way

@jackmyers212 Год назад

My boy is on deployment in Japan, the pod is the closest I can get to the convos we used to have back in high school. Peace be with the DAWGS

@griffstratz6495 10 месяцев назад

Was this before Huberman? If so Matt is a genius for getting this info to the masses first

@cloudbloom 5 месяцев назад

He says at the beginning that he got the idea from "the guy who was on Rogies" so he's talking about Huberman and his book called Breathe

@kevindoran7099 5 месяцев назад

@@cloudbloomBreath isn't Huberman's book. It's by James Nestor or close to that. Matt probably is the one who brought science to the masses

@cloudbloom 5 месяцев назад

@@kevindoran7099 ah good call I honestly didn't know who wrote the book I was just assuming it was Hubey. Thanks for the heads up🤌

@robluxipiech4033 2 года назад

Being bullied helped make me tough. I got it pretty bad. Ended up being best friends with some of them later In Life due to freak circumstances. I read my 8th grade sign book and saw a note for the first time at 35 a kid said sorry for picking on me he didn't want to get picked on anymore and when I got to school they laid off him and onto me. He's a good guy a dad now I think.

@RustCole01 Год назад

Bullying is an essential part of human development. I'm convinced now, more than ever. And very few ppl are actually immune from it. Even the giga-Chad, jocks have a pecking order. I was captain/qb of my football team and I got mocked and f*cked with mercilessly for the 1st two years of high school. All the younger players get picked on by the older kids on the team. Intensity varies, but everyone gets bullied at some point. I hated it at the time but I'm grateful for it now. Especially after witnessing this super-soft generation of kids morph into delicate flowers as adults. We need to bring back headbutts and titty twisters

@B-Cuz Год назад

Sounds like a bum and a loser. You that is not the bully

@joenino3 9 месяцев назад

I don't know what lenum dunkums real name is anymore

@Spoodlewok 4 года назад

God the Shaman is truly on another level. All praise.

@melissasalsbury4705 3 года назад

Imagining Matt's wedding with GROOM'S FAMILY up front is hilarious.

@alecrawson4895 4 года назад

THANK GOD FOR MATT AND SHANE

@MattMillerRealComedy 4 года назад

Christina Milian - Dip It Low is a good music video

@AB-ee5tb Год назад

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

@screamdreamer9085 11 месяцев назад

Little did Matt know back then that he was gonna cure his deviated septum by body surfing

@variaxi935 11 месяцев назад

whoa spoiler skeet

@variaxi935 11 месяцев назад

spoiler ALERT* swipetexting is dangerous

@screamdreamer9085 11 месяцев назад

I’m just sharing answers

@musicforchange1990 5 месяцев назад

Little did matt know he was gonna get that septum fixed due to body surfing trauma. Lmao

@lazylion420 4 года назад

Shane was given the cheap gamer chair. Matt has the nice gamer chair. we should demand equality for the young bull.

@lewis6590 4 года назад

If anything we need superior support for this beefy boy

@SoThoroughJoeBurrow 4 года назад

Been a deviate since 7. Grapefruit seed extract nasal spray helps me

@lunchbag_larry 4 года назад

damn you were doing blow at 7?

@andimjennifer2260 9 месяцев назад

comparing the nba to slave trade is stupid, yeah its a bunch of rich old white dudes trading players but the players make millions

@donflo3 10 месяцев назад

Lena Dunkems is the funniest sh!t. I laugh every time.

@RedBeard1620 Год назад

As someone who spent the first 16 yrs of life with an 80% blockage of my nose (deviated septum, nasal polyps like a mf, enlarged turbonates and adenoids), I can relate to Matt's nose breathing obsession. Only took 3 surgeries to fix it lol and probably need another one soon.

@Screemcheese 4 года назад

return of the hotcast after a short lived civil unrest

@SelfMadeCulture Год назад

I’m on a rabbit hole of M&S episodes. A. Matt is wild, funny AF B. Shane has to be on the path to GOAT status The downfall of most podcasts is transparency. Keep the genuine intellectual curiosity and continue to turn it into the funniest shit out there!

@dan22100 4 года назад

It's the nitric oxide that helps open up your nose from nose breathing, not so much water molecules lol

@TrevorScanlan 2 года назад

Are you... doubting Matt science?

@sodabara 9 месяцев назад

I wonder if Shane's friend who got drunk while golfing and fought everyone is the same friend who murdered the garden opossum.

@richardkelly7572 2 года назад

I started reading an audio book lol

@davisjackson9411 Месяц назад

I feel so unfunny every time I watch this pod😂😂😂

@JM-sx4tn 4 года назад

I look forward to the dawgs every week dude. Guaranteed to make me laugh my ass off

@zachblackwell9032 10 месяцев назад

Candy shop and fergalicious music videos big time middle school jerkins

@bingbong8055 4 месяца назад

SPOILER ALERT: Matt succeeds in fixing his deviated septum by breaking his nose with a boogie board 😂

@pizzaboisupreme 8 месяцев назад

Dustin, Bryson and Connor's Dads are gonna whoop ur guys' butts when they hear about this!!!

@lesliedegnan 4 года назад

Tibble, Shane's cat, sounds like a cute savage. That cat is tough as nails.

@rakim126 2 месяца назад

There's a whole ep devoted to tybalt. Named after the bad guy from romeo and juliet.

@zachgonzales5967 Год назад

This is funny Matt talking about his nose and he just broke it

@andimjennifer2260 9 месяцев назад

I would fucking love to go on a date and the first thing he say is "Have you heard of the Comanche?"

@matguerra333 7 месяцев назад

My Injun name is Erection that never happens.

@islifeacomedy3861 Год назад

I’m pretty sure by the time this was recorded, 90s baggy clothing was already coming back in full effect. I’m pretty sure in 2023 he still hasn’t caught on.

@chancebrock289 9 месяцев назад

Bing Bing Bong

@taradicoff3149 4 года назад

I love you guys. I look forward to new episodes. It's the best Beavis and butthead I've ever seen. No homo

@sethjoyner391 4 года назад

Finally, Matt got his weight under control...lookin sharp gentleman

@bernardothetacomac8470 2 года назад

Bro I was in love with Jessica Simpson when I was younger man, her and Gwin Stephenie. Damn thinking of it just.........I gotta run boys.

@frank93907 8 месяцев назад

lol ain’t Taika Waititi co create the show that he loves, i feel when he tryna talk that jazz he completely forgets trailer park communities acting like they got everything together 😂

@xxlegitfailxx 2 года назад

this episode popped up my first day of recovery for the bugar sugar. good looks matt

@briani50 2 года назад

Hope you’re doing well brother. Going through the same myself right now

@Fryed_Bryce Год назад

A bump sounds pretty nice about now

@kriffapher 10 месяцев назад

you boys still holding up okay? 2 years sober here 💪

@connorroyer9026 4 месяца назад

YOOO Shane wearin’ that SICK Tucson Roadrunners shirt!!!! Let’s goooo bring back the Coyotes

@robluxipiech4033 2 года назад

I can see Shane as a friend bully and somebody trying to leave their lane whilst his budderoo there def was trying to deflect and target paint to get it off his back

@trevordrexler5652 Год назад

I'm glad someone else can admit whackin it to Shakira music videos as an adult. Respect Shane

@ScorpionP2C 11 месяцев назад

true, she also has a few 'leaked' things, a dawg can find ;D

@newgamer85 4 года назад

The reason trump is saying generic prices is because all the front runners are European countries and made a pledge to do so.

@rhyskyle-w3v 8 месяцев назад

shane’s segregation joke made Matt so uncomfortable 😭

@Coopilo 9 месяцев назад

Is the time 11133 on purpose?????

@undercoverhustler37 9 месяцев назад

Nose has got some miles on it for the year that’s for sure

@applejacks8160 2 года назад

I love Shane…. But he is reeeeeal lackadaisical with the concern of the life of small animals…. Patrice would not approve….

@freethemimes 6 месяцев назад

Shanes a menance to phil. Reminds me of bam and his dad. Phil. Lol

@astackzson8066 Год назад

Shane with the "beginning of 50 Cent's album" comment was too quick wtf

@peterhache424 6 месяцев назад

easily one of my favorite episodes

@R.J.MacReady1982 Год назад

Man that is fucked up about the possum killing.

@ryangtromero 4 года назад

Reading his audiobook.

@whalenjam5294 4 года назад

Dude, that piece is insane. Shout out Riggins. Shout out Bonfire.

@freethink2303 4 года назад

Crackle crackle

@davidjacquez2244 4 года назад

Crackle Crackle

@yurpndurpnslurpn 4 года назад

Crackle Shatkle

@ladedade23Blunticus 2 года назад

This comment didn't age well.

@iCookCrystalMeth 8 месяцев назад

@@ladedade23Blunticuswhy

@MyBackyardGardener 4 года назад

SUP CUZ🤠 ... oh hey shane ✊🏿

@mattmccusker9943 4 года назад

what up cousin

@lewis6590 4 года назад

@@mattmccusker9943 let me get those digits 😈

@iCookCrystalMeth 8 месяцев назад

@@mattmccusker9943i want you.

@masonrawls6332 8 месяцев назад

Dawg the railroad spike is insane 😂

@Vault247 9 месяцев назад

gawd these guys are so regarded

@moebro38 4 года назад

Is breathing through the nose not normal? I feel like I have always breathed through my nose. My nose gets stuffy all the time too but I always have one nostril that isn't blocked.

@supremeleader6992 2 года назад

It’s normal. Hence the age old insult of calling someone a mouth breather. Sadly though a large enough portion of the population are mouth breathers.

@iCookCrystalMeth 8 месяцев назад

mouth breathing isn’t good for you don’t do it

@ericsummann2184 4 года назад

Tape over the mouth has been helping me sleep so much better! I just put a short piece vertically

@chrismaki5456 11 месяцев назад

Oh man I was waiting for you to say Shakira she wolf, I kept repeating it like cmon cmom say it! That one definitely got me haha

@Mullaniac 10 месяцев назад

Before you lay your head to sleep, CHECK under the bed so you don’t get DUNKUMZ’D! Stay safe, boys!

@azcardguy7825 Год назад

Nose breathing makes your face structure look better as well

@lumptydumpty6992 9 месяцев назад

Growing up in the late 2000s, early 2010s, the music video to watch with the boys was Calabrian 2008

@ihategarydiamond Год назад

Bing Bing bong fucking annihilated me.

@thehalfmanTL 2 месяца назад

Hey shane, play John Daly in a biopic

@k4rb0n8 Год назад

1:37 2020 Matt needed a prescription for bodyboarding, the cure exists!

@Fish-fz8bt 5 месяцев назад

Who else is here in 2024?

@Llkdd1987 28 дней назад

I never left

@swolepp 4 года назад

I had surgery it didn’t work at all. They cut out a lot of cartilage too in my sinuses apparently

@crisisactor420 4 года назад

Try Matt's magical shaman method

@supremeleader6992 2 года назад

Same. You often times have to have it more than once over a period of years. My dad got it a second time years later and he has no problems now.

@davidsummers5203 Год назад

I didn’t like the opossum story

@nickyale4220 2 года назад

The tricking the teacher to say the g word bit is absolutely hilarious

@marvelmaniac88 3 года назад

Fan from Utah right here boys, we exist.

@TheRealToadfishRebecchi 4 года назад

Shane you need to find that bullying article about you for the Dawgz. Lmao

@Meekmillan 2 года назад

48:59 bro I stg Shakira is solid material lmao. I was like 11 when She Wolf came out and I vividly remember sitting on my bedroom floor, firing up my PS3 and cranking out one of my first crumbs to that. Took a trip down memory lane about a year ago and had to crease my shit to that again.