Ep 81: Tom Segura

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We got the great ‪@tomsegura‬ on the pod tonight.
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0:00 Intro
0:25 Working Clubs
16:44 Cheers Bodega Sour
32:29 RIP Ralphie May
35:15 Joey Diaz
40:59 Chris Rock
49:40 Paul Thomas Anderson Story
56:22 Bad Crowds
1:01:14 Colbert
1:02:54 Brad Pitt & Tom Best Friends
1:13:49 Tom Wrote A Book
1:15:53 Chris Tucker on a Plane
1:19:58 Jill Scott Hates Salmon
1:25:58 Joe Burrow
1:28:57 Kids
1:34:15 Gérard Depardieu
1:37:22 Plugs
1:40:21 Fios Went Down, Sorry Tom
1:40:52 Credits

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24 июл 2024

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@RoyoSker 2 года назад

Suck it Garth Brooks! It’s Mr Ladybug himself!!! Adding: this ep just flew by! 10/10!

@patrickkehrer2375 2 года назад

Thank for all the great RU-vid entertainment, guys..!!!

@patrickkehrer2375 2 года назад

Tom inhales extra deep a few times, like he just farted and is trying to see if it smells....

@3rdeye931 2 года назад

How can a comment be 3 days old if the video is only a few hours old??? 🤔

@steveaustin330 2 года назад

@@3rdeye931 Probably paying to be a premium member

@3rdeye931 2 года назад

@@steveaustin330 That would make sense if there were more than one of them. I doubt they only have one premium member.

@jordangoddard630 2 года назад

"The Exodus" was a perfect joke, and you didn't get enough credit for it in the moment. So good Mark... Soooo Good!

@thefrost3895 2 года назад

came to the comments for this. I laughed. The hurt on Mark's face was tough.

@beantown702 Год назад

Shane would have laughed

@day245 Год назад

No time stamp?

@jefflabbecomedy Год назад

12:08

@royalmarine1011 2 года назад

Glad to see the boys pay respect to their elders and have an old timer like Tom on.

@kansas3332 2 года назад

Tom is 43 mark is 38 what are you talking bout

@chrism82793 2 года назад

@@kansas3332 that was the joke 🤣🤣 because Tom is considered old for a comedian but he hates that 😭 and come on between the two of them or the three of them clearly Tom looks a little rougher around the area 🤣

@ahkao.9347 2 года назад

thats weird. ive never heard tom referred to as an old comic. probably because hes not.

@chrism82793 2 года назад

@@ahkao.9347 that's the joke guys he's not actually old 😭 🤣

@ahkao.9347 2 года назад

@@chrism82793 it’s just weird to take shots at Tom like that because love him and we also know about the bodies in his basement so it’s probably wise not to

@joeymodica2043 Год назад

Mark is so awkward 😂😂 I love it lmfao it’s so relatable

@joeymodica2043 Год назад

And he says things way outta pocket it’s amazing lmfao

@gboccieri 2 года назад

Sam and Mark responding, "to himself" at the same time with the same mannerisms was adorable!

@vilecorrupt 2 года назад

Time stamp pls

@ThomasSmith-wc6sx 2 года назад

@@vilecorrupt 1.16.18

@ak_2117 2 года назад

They do it quite a bit actually and yes it's adorable 😍 ☺

@day245 Год назад

@@ThomasSmith-wc6sx not a time stamp. Write it correctly and it’ll take people there.

@TheTokyoPartners Год назад

@@day245 you could have just written the time stamp instead of scolding someone 1:16:18

@helloimalexander 2 года назад

Damn, Dave Attell out here humbling some of today’s best comics. What a true legend.

@voodude8986 2 года назад

“I fly soul plane bro” lol this whole episode was greatness

@TheOrlandoTrustfull 2 года назад

You forget how interesting Tom is, when he is constantly being talked over by either Bert or his wife.

@kristiskinner8542 2 года назад

Nope i dont & he's the sound ying to their tokd yang

@DefenderOfVirginity 2 года назад

we will not accept any tina slander on here. shes a great co host and even better cum gurgler

@adamgardener8624 2 года назад

Bert sucks. Why does he exist ?

@peugeot120 Год назад

Christine is annoying but I enjoy Burnt Chrysller.

@b0ssatr0n91 Год назад

I don't mind chistina but bert is really killing my vibe. His screeching overly long laugh makes me fast forward til his face is one shade less red

@thomasparra18 2 года назад

Best part of the ep. Is when Marc rips ass and the 7 seconds that follow, the look on his face when he quietly contemplates to himself... "Was that actually funny or was it just amusing to me?" 😆😆😆

@Acedubzofficial 2 года назад

Time stamp

@poipleknight 2 года назад

@@Acedubzofficial 1:14:30 ish

@Stache-Man 2 года назад

Mark sounds like a used car salesman when he starts on a tangent. I love it.

@BazookaTooth707 Год назад

That's just the autism

@AlienTrees 2 года назад

1:16:19 "To himself?" Mark and Sam's brains have fused into one.

@vilecorrupt 2 года назад

two true lovers in true love

@DefenderOfVirginity 2 года назад

amazing to see podcasting behemoths spare some time for a small guy like tom. hopefully he can get some more fans for his small podcast, the guy deserves more than the few he has

@joeydirt69 Год назад

his podcast would be bigger if he got divorced

@day245 Год назад

Too much. One too many

@MoodyCleric Год назад

What Tom was saying about being a fan of comedy and his sense of humor forming around 16-17 seeing Chris Rock is exactly how I feel about seeing completely normal when I was about that age, listened to it on Pandora oddly enough, I remember wanting to see it so bad before the days of Netflix and streaming services. Love u Tom! Ball arena show was a blast, Thank You 🙏

@colintimp1372 11 месяцев назад

Feel the same way about George Carlin's "Doin' It Again" from 1990.

@zachary1741 2 года назад

Been waiting for this one! Tom and Mark are my two favorite comics (love Sam too).

@logansandell3760 2 года назад

I really respect Tom’s lack of hesitation for using “was” not “is” when talking about his father. Really shows his healthy take on the grief.

@jennymulinaro6036 Год назад

Tom’s impersonation of Bert is totally underrated

@terriblepaulsey4904 2 года назад

Tom needs to have Colin Quinn on YMH because his reactions to Horrible or hilarious would be priceless.

@kpsa7108 2 года назад

Mark is becoming my newest favorite comics to check out. As a Louisiana guy, I love to see it. And Tom is in my top 5 active comics.

@rbnh9827 2 года назад

Sam-“I don’t mean to cut you off”. “FANIMAL NOW” 😂😂😂. These guys always deliver.

@accelerate08 2 года назад

Tom's not used to hearing that

@comfortable.and.furious 2 года назад

Fantastic episode. Tom Segura is great along with our boys Mark and Sam. Love from Salt Lake City, UT

@troyritchiemusic 2 года назад

Hell yes to this episode- might be the best one I’ve ever seen. Just nonstop interesting/funny conversation.

@PearlDrumsHead 2 года назад

Great set on the Fully Loaded tour in SC Mark. Love ya buds!! Sparkin’ this jernt on lunch break to this 🤙🏻 Graveyard baby!!!

@amarycandream9475 2 года назад

I loved this episode! So nice to hear Tom talk!

@jacobcar442 2 года назад

"The exodus" underrated line.

@frankiedevai Год назад

Literally had to check to make sure I wasn’t alone noticing it. GREAT line and it got no love from the other guys 😂

@mattbob1995 Год назад

I read this right when he said it lol

@justinkay8674 Год назад

Checked the comments as soon as I heard him say it lmao

@jamieporter1110 2 года назад

Back in May, I chatted on the Cellar stoop with Dave Attel while he smoked his cigarette before going up. He then bought my friend & I a beer. He’s a class act. I still feel as if it were a dream 😊

@queefqueefington 2 года назад

Every time someone tells a story about meeting Attel they tell how awesome it was and what a nice guy too

@bobms3430 2 года назад

Awesome been waiting for this one keep it up guys really enjoying it so far

@Cjslady 2 года назад

Tom’s standup is far superior then most of the comics out now, he just has it, he can be as successful as he wants to be, he will be considered one of the greats in the future

@proxy8918 2 года назад

preach

@colintimp1372 11 месяцев назад

One of the benefits of being married to a stand up comic; someone to bounce ideas off of. They really need their own sitcom together.

@zima2252 2 года назад

this set up is so much better

@fukuuu 2 года назад

I loved to hear the shop talk with Tom not being a silly goose.

@tylermartin4390 2 года назад

How y’all don’t have way over 150k followers. One of the best podcasts out there

@oklahomasooner7686 2 года назад

Matt and Shane just got up to 100k like yesterday. Seems like the east coast guys have to put more work and time in. 🤔

@tylermartin4390 2 года назад

@@oklahomasooner7686 I think you’re right, I think the east coast, is more of clique type atmosphere, the big name west coast comics, lift each other up a lot more often

@daddydoza5164 2 года назад

They need to come out with CLIPS!

@Scoobay 2 года назад

@@tylermartin4390 you’ve got that backwards. East Coast brings up unknowns, west coast sticks with big names and rarely associates with the east.

@EclecticWizard6 2 года назад

It's still a pretty new podcast really they're only at episode 81 not counting patreon. Keeps getting better and better.

@joshbungalow 2 года назад

3 of my favorite comics yall really did it with this one

@theclarinetguy271 2 года назад

Such a chill convo that flew by. Great ep

@puertoricanboy100 2 года назад

I'm so surprised Tom can actually leave his studios, I still don't believe it's one Tom touring and also pumping so many podcasts out there.

@sweetbabyrick5382 2 года назад

Just listened to the book today, really good.

@justinshiro 2 года назад

one of my fav podcast episodes ive ever seen, it went by so fast

@the1only467 2 года назад

Mark with his ad libs behind every statement is hilarious. I know it’s not intentional but it’s still funny.

@gw669 2 года назад

Love Tom, one of the best around, & always funny - I love how much he enjoys trashing Bert

@wootsmusic3892 2 года назад

About time boys. Looking forward to a bottle of Bodega Cat and listening to legends.

@sebbo1496 2 года назад

man, too bad tom is so busy. felt like he just started relaxing fully at the end. he needs to come back and join the drinking. this one was already amazing but i see great potential for a long one

@joeydirt69 Год назад

gay

@day245 Год назад

Yeah. His fault though when he drops dead

@dpclerks09 2 года назад

Hey y'all (assuming this channel is either Sam or Mark, or whomever, however unlikely), just wanted to say that your format is a Comedy nerd's wet dream. I also appreciate how your passion/nerdiness lends itself towards a deeper connection/understanding within other fields, like Music or Cooking, etc. I feel confident in saying that both Mark and Sam are rightfully carrying the torch that Dave Attell, and few, if any others, that are willing. It's also interesting to see how Tom loves and is inspired by Attell, yet he usually leans towards long-form/story telling, and how Sam and Mark share that same appreciation, yet their approach is more easily seen in the joke-machine approach of setup-punch-setup-punch, etc.

@dpclerks09 2 года назад

@K S I thought it might be, but you never know when it's an assistant, or "Director of Social Media". Thanks for clarifying though.

@nathanaelcraven5305 2 года назад

@@dpclerks09 they respond occasionally. And sometimes talk about comments they see so for sure it’s there channel.

@davidalaniz9203 2 года назад

Can't wait to see Norman at Wiseguys in SLC! Love the episode guys, thank you!

@MikeP2055 2 года назад

SHIT! I meant to get tickets yesterday because there was a low ticket alert but I totally spaced it. Welp, no time like the present! Where'd I put my wallet . . . ?

@dabass14jsb 2 года назад

This podcast is a dream come true. Keep em coming boys!

@A6uh 2 года назад

What's crazy, I first heard of Tom Segura and Burt Kreischer from Sirius XM back in 2014. The whole station was just stand up clips, it was awesome.

@Boston-prince 2 года назад

watch it be the most viewed episode to date with the power of the YMH fandom.

@kristiskinner8542 2 года назад

It'd be a blessing in the skies jean

@flagsabbath6483 2 года назад

They’re definitely going to be listening to this podcast through the fence

$@fractallusion7121$

@fractallusion7121 2 года назад

I just saw Sam at Hilarities in Cleveland, and it was one of the best comedy shows I've seen. Dude is flat out hilarious. Hopefully I can see Tom and Mark soon too!

@nachomansandyravage2346 2 года назад

Mark is terrific live, killed it

@josephadams 2 года назад

This was great. Tom is the best good job to both of you queefs.

@fakeyawns 2 года назад

Wow. Wasn't expecting the nervous energy to start the ep. Feels good.

@zaclikescauliflower2877 2 года назад

Tom seemed pissed off and distant

@fakeyawns 2 года назад

@@zaclikescauliflower2877 Possibly. I feel like it was Mark's energy. He was off the entire episode.

@rickymassey 2 года назад

Yea sorry. I'm nervous, I promise this never happens

@drunkwizard 2 года назад

Sounds like you are projecting mate. These guys went right into it like old buds totally comfortable energy

@FOREVERGREEN_MUSIC 2 года назад

@@drunkwizard yeah he’s totally projecting. Tom is Chill qf

@HUMANAI3 2 года назад

Great pod boys Tommy’s hilarious and great stories as always

@shaunradomski8625 2 года назад

I found Tom on pandora about 10 years back, working for a desk job that killed me almost as much as the comedy helped me. Lifelong fan since. Before I even knew podcasts were a thing, this guy has been killing it

@vilecorrupt 2 года назад

Just happened to order the book yesterday :0 ty boys, tonight I was not alone

@marziparzi38 2 года назад

Omg yass. I was hoping this wasn't just a patreon ep!!

@palepally 2 года назад

get to finally watch Tom when he comes to Windsor, ON. More than excited!

@addicted2anxiety559 2 года назад

Best comedy pod I’ve listened to in a minute. Love these 3

@TheNesbittExperience 2 года назад

This is my comedic dream team. Great episode! 👏🏻

@Tomhanksgiving 2 года назад

Touch my queef through the fence

@gingerninja8785 2 года назад

I love it. Three great comics just talking comedy. It's amazing how many people find interest and entertainment in comedians just shooting the breeze about whatever topic organically comes up. Great stuff. Queef it up! I'm Kevin Hart

@iamgeminijoker 2 года назад

i get excited every time a new episode is up!

@Inmotionplays 2 года назад

Been waiting for this one! 🔥🔥

@ish474 2 года назад

its a testament to top dog that I'm tearing up just hearing about him supporting young Tommy, Hey Buddy!

@williamhersey9234 2 года назад

Exactly what I wanted before I start my Monday!

@queefqueefington 2 года назад

”Apparently its a conversation starter” got me good😭

@kbq6758 2 года назад

Been waiting for this. Love it!

@hh987ish 9 месяцев назад

❤❤❤❤love you guys. Thanks for the masterclass

@thedogs3467 2 года назад

These guys are awesome.

@mikeespada9220 2 года назад

Check out hypebeast Tom with his Parra T and Fragment Jordans lol

@coffeeabuse 2 года назад

Found out about WMBDP while on RU-vid Shorts lmfao at a clip from this podcast. Subscribed.

@johnotron604 2 года назад

Hell ya, I'm down to try some Bodega Cat. Not sure the process but contact the LCBO (Ontario & Toronto) to get it on shelves. Took a bit for McGregor's Whiskey to finally get in stores here just so you know.

@joshwhaley1778 2 года назад

THX GUYS!! X2 THX for the time stamps!!!!!!

@periferal2246 2 года назад

Fuggin Love Mark's humor been following him for 2 yrs...... finally saw him on Bert's Fully loaded tour G'ville, SC following "that black guy" Brian Simpson (funny as hell). Killed it. funniest non Jew.

@yovag11 2 года назад

Needed this to smoke 💨 a nice backwood 😎

@ucfpiloto 2 года назад

Toms whiskey sour didn’t move from 24:44 till end

@kristiskinner8542 2 года назад

Hes not a big drinker

@slight3d83 2 года назад

Thanks for some Sunday content!

@devingrubbs 2 года назад

1:10:29 I'm glad Sam mentioned Pandora cause that's how I discovered Segura as well. Sometime around 2012 on the Louis CK station, then a couple years later I learned about YMH. Been an OG mommy ever since. Glad to see Tom absolutely killing it these days.

@devingrubbs 2 года назад

Whatever bud go do another pushup for the gram and update your Selena Gomez playlist. Low and loose ass hater.

@boosterbrosllc4681 2 года назад

@44:31 is comedy “I didn’t mean to cut ya off, Paul Thomas Anderson” Soon as Tom inhales… *cut to Ad* 😂😂😂😂

@BigDaddy-vk6rv 2 года назад

Guest 18 Tom Segura! There's something about you that feels familiar - like a previous life or something! 44:33 using the old spot to support the new one! There's something funny about that! 1:29:00 first Mark forgets Sam's adopted (20:50 on ep 24 (kinda) ) now Sam forgets Mark's thinking on having kids (1:11:00 on ep 58) 1:29:08 on the 17th? Just a guess 1:40:39 hahaha! Why does that sounds soo funny?

@siggycertified 2 года назад

It was a REALLY quick one, but I honestly don't think I've heard a more on point Bill Burr impression.

@loganjones5539 2 года назад

You dudes are the best. Legit 3 of the funniest humans in the world in one room.

@nickjones9828 2 года назад

Fucking love having a club in my city that every comic loves. Every time Hilarities and Nick is mentioned its nothing but amazing comments.

@randylahey5463 2 года назад

"do you wanna be an actor or something?" from Attell would be a real kidney shot. I would've cried. In front of Dave. And he would laugh.

@garbagedidudirty 2 года назад

3 OF MY FAVORITES TOGETHER!

@Vato1979 2 года назад

Oh man, I'm glad my missus packed my lunche for this one.

@tylerbarnes7929 2 года назад

made me lightly snort out of my nose

@Absmind 2 года назад

She better not miss even one lunche

@conormcginnity1353 2 года назад

Should have done a We Might Be Stoned special with Tommy edibles.

@jarednewsom3619 2 года назад

10mg tommy

@zombieburner0 2 года назад

@@jarednewsom3619 fr what a pussy

@SparkySINN 2 года назад

Tom and Mark always make amazing podcasts

@evanarthurhalladay3294 2 года назад

To quote one Brent Crystals, "Uhhhh hundred percent!!"

@Nerddork1994 2 года назад

Romy and Michelle is a heater

@joes6108 2 года назад

Thanks for doing this podcast for the boys Tom! Hahaha and for mankind!

@bmthornell 2 года назад

Garth laugh

@rickymassey 2 года назад

I just seen on the news. Because of this episode, Putin said no more war. He said nahh nvm

@rickymassey 2 года назад

@@bmthornell I Wana Garth and Steven Seagal in a wet t shirt contest, then a mud wrestling match

@nachomansandyravage2346 2 года назад

This Tim Segway is going places, thanks for having him on

@someguymatt 2 года назад

Love hearing comedians put over Omaha's Funny Bone. We're not shit!!!

@osothick1 2 года назад

I just need to know what Tom's coffee order is because it looks delicious and it's 12:35 a.m. here 🤪🤪🤪

@crystalb3064 2 года назад

I believe it’s Venti iced latte extra ice with a splash of oat milk 🤞🏼

@CT-wj7jz Год назад

I had no idea the war hero Tom Segura was on we might be drunk. Good for you guys for honouring a patriot.

@jascooly 2 года назад

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude... Tom Segura rocking the parra shirt made my day 🙏🏻

@e.l.324 Год назад

Such a great episode!

@KevinC1990 2 года назад

Hey hey.. drunk again ya queefs!Been waiting all week for this one

@patrickkehrer2375 2 года назад

Bang

@schavez5656 2 года назад

Fun fact, George Cloony played the dog in one of the episodes off South Park during the show's first season. Huge star and they just had him bark🤣🤣

@lorrainecatalina6928 2 года назад

Watching this episode made my jeans high and tight for the week ❤️

@MegaGingerpimp 2 года назад

Pod of the week!

@QuantumBraced 2 года назад

The "I'm coming everywhere" world tour. LOL.

@DawnWillDoIt 2 года назад

@26:29 toms kicks are fire 🔥 I think most cereal 🥣 killers have some kind of swag

@RayRaeTV 2 года назад

Dude YES. Pandora is how I discovered Tom too! That's how I discovered all my favorite comedians back in like 2013.

@MoodyCleric Год назад

My Favorite podcasts are the ones with 3+ comedians talkin about the industry and everything comedy, great channel!

@MoodyCleric Год назад

Subbin immediately

@nickb9379 2 года назад

Great ep with one the greats!