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Episode 85: Dad Jokes - Part 2 

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This is the 2nd installment of The Pursuit Dad Jokes. With the stress of this world, sometimes we need take time to laugh a little...at least we hope it makes you giggle.
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@myhandle853
@myhandle853 4 месяца назад
The best Christmas gift is a drum. You can't beat it!
@joegrimes4782
@joegrimes4782 3 года назад
Don’t open a fridge without knocking..................... there might be a salad dressing 😳🤣🤣🤣
@jamesclendenen1357
@jamesclendenen1357 29 дней назад
How did Sparticus feel when the lion ate his wife? - he was gladiator. 🤣
@LesHaskell
@LesHaskell Год назад
I can see myself working in a mirror factory.
@DarkNight3603
@DarkNight3603 Год назад
HA! Oh good one.
@markalleneaton
@markalleneaton Год назад
Do you still want to, now that you've had a chance to reflect on it? : )
@Sal-oi1db
@Sal-oi1db Год назад
Did you know that old musicians never die? They just decompose.
@MrKingdombuilders
@MrKingdombuilders Год назад
Good one!
@hotrodray6802
@hotrodray6802 Год назад
Gary Larson
@subduedpotato7216
@subduedpotato7216 Год назад
I heard it a different way. Old musicians never die, they just go from bar to bar
@xsiunnu
@xsiunnu 3 года назад
Did you know that Mozart hated chickens? It's true! All they ever talked about was Bach Bach Bach Bach
@bug2146
@bug2146 Год назад
Only people that know there history is gonna get this but that was fucking good Mad props
@MrKingdombuilders
@MrKingdombuilders Год назад
Oh boy!
@garybessey2184
@garybessey2184 9 месяцев назад
​@@bug2146 Did you mean "Cluckin' good ! (?)
@andrewvelonis5940
@andrewvelonis5940 7 месяцев назад
He couldn't find his teacher, because he was Hayden.
@LesHaskell
@LesHaskell Год назад
Knock, knock. Who's there? Ahh. Ahh who? Werewolves of London.
@jamesclendenen1357
@jamesclendenen1357 29 дней назад
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? - bison.
@LesHaskell
@LesHaskell Год назад
"If Mississippi wears Missouri's New Jersey, what will Delaware?" "Idaho, Alaska."
@MrKingdombuilders
@MrKingdombuilders Год назад
Very clever!
@misfyresalot
@misfyresalot 10 месяцев назад
Thanks for being a positive spot in this world!
@ThePursuit
@ThePursuit 10 месяцев назад
Thank you for your comment and thank you for watching
@imonthewinningside8281
@imonthewinningside8281 3 года назад
Claims he's a very simple man. Claims he's too sophisticated to have jokes explained to him. 😅😅😅
@enriqueballesteros8195
@enriqueballesteros8195 Год назад
Greatest stuff I've seen on RU-vid in a long time. Thanks fellas. 👍
@MrKingdombuilders
@MrKingdombuilders Год назад
Glad you enjoyed it!
@andyjay9346
@andyjay9346 Год назад
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? Doya-thinkee-saurus!
@claytonlovendale2021
@claytonlovendale2021 2 года назад
You know how to attract a coyote? make a sound like a dying rabbit. So how do you attract a rabbit? Make a sound like a dying carrot.
@GrandpasWorkbench
@GrandpasWorkbench 2 года назад
Did you know that Falcons live 12-15 years? That means that all Falcons alive today were born after the year 2000. You know what that makes them? Millennial Falcons.
@harvsandbulte9539
@harvsandbulte9539 Год назад
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him anything you want. He still won’t come!
@MrKingdombuilders
@MrKingdombuilders Год назад
Hahaha
@tomharry9465
@tomharry9465 Год назад
Same with a woman with no clitoris.
@TheThunder005
@TheThunder005 Год назад
Forgot the on screen score board lol great jokes
@markt1387
@markt1387 Год назад
Old plumbers never die. They just go down the pan.
@nobodyimportant9127
@nobodyimportant9127 2 года назад
1 "How do you like your coffee?" 2 "canaan" 1 "canaan?" 2 "yes, overflowing with milk and honey!"
@geraldfrost4710
@geraldfrost4710 Год назад
How does a joke become a dad joke? When it's a full groan.
@Kentuckyassasin
@Kentuckyassasin 2 года назад
The last video I just watched literally had this trick joke with the exact same monologue.
@jamesclendenen1357
@jamesclendenen1357 29 дней назад
What computer is the best singer? a Dell.
@patrickseals5746
@patrickseals5746 3 года назад
I got some good laughs. Thx
@marythompson8836
@marythompson8836 2 года назад
Yeak
@thomwessels2281
@thomwessels2281 Год назад
Jokes I can tell ANYWHERE. Good and funny stuff, thanks. (I'm stealing them).
@MrKingdombuilders
@MrKingdombuilders Год назад
We are glad you enjoyed the episode!
@TraitorFelon.14.3
@TraitorFelon.14.3 2 года назад
The horse in the field next to yours… Is that your neighbour?
@jamesloucks6152
@jamesloucks6152 2 года назад
Ok so he lied about writing his own jokes.
@thomasdemaio53
@thomasdemaio53 2 года назад
I'm going to guess John is a police officer. he carries himself that way and his eyes show it. maybe not, but I get that impression and I'd tailor my jokes as such. what did the police officer say to his belly button? "You're under avest". how do you know when a volunteer firefighter fighter is at your party? don't worry, he'll tell you. the Energizer bunny was arrested, he was charged with battery. Donald duck was arrested, he was selling quack. 2 peanuts walking down the street, one was assaulted.
@TombstoneHeart
@TombstoneHeart 3 года назад
When do the jokes start?
@ThePursuit
@ThePursuit 3 года назад
That is actually very funny! Thank you for watching. Btw...we couldn't agree more.
@Scriptease1
@Scriptease1 2 года назад
1:56
@nberry3898
@nberry3898 3 года назад
Why didn't you tally the points on this one???
@vecistus
@vecistus 2 года назад
Holy shit it’s Theo von lol
@brandzlee7694
@brandzlee7694 2 года назад
Joe Rogan?
@eliesalaun357
@eliesalaun357 Год назад
She claims we met at the vegan restaurant. But I neve met herbivore.
@andrewvelonis5940
@andrewvelonis5940 7 месяцев назад
Delivery is terrible.
@marythompson8836
@marythompson8836 2 года назад
,f
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