Dad Jokes - Part I 

It looks like Police guy is already trained to control his laughter as I'm sure a lot of goofy things happens in his daily job and he has to know how to keep his serious face on while laughing hard from the inside lol.

They seem like nice and kind officers.

I love how the fire department tries to self talk himself not to laugh!

Finally an officer and fireman who are not roasting each other.

I met a guy who works at the Campbell's Alphabet Soup Company, he makes about 500 g's a year.

Constipation joke had me in stitches...

This fireman has a good sense of humor lol

the two most likeable guys ever hahaha. enjoyed this a lot

@2:20 “Have you heard about the movie constipation?” ...... “It hasn’t come out yet.” Lmao 😂

Horse walks into a bar barman askes why the long face horse answer the wife's been a NAG

A man that set himself on fire was arrested....illegal possession of fire arms😆😅🤣😂

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

My friend asked my if Airplanes are the best transport way, I said maybe not... But they're definitely up there

What did the Mexican fireman call his two sons? Hose A and Hose B

NRHPD making me laugh at how he appreciates the jokes. "Oh yeah, that makes sense"

I really like the: Blind man walks into a bar, then into a table then into a chair

Woke up 5a.m. Nothing to watch on t.v. Was just getting bored of RU-vid, then I came across this . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

FD guy needs to be quicker on his punch line delivery to be more effective. I laughed with the movie one! Great job guys.

"I need you here! Here!" HAHAHA

Thankyou...hilarious...God Bless the chef who made the Sorcerer on the left he's chefs kiss. Redford Burnell..Carson....whaaaa...please lock me up if you gonna be my personal keeper...God is Gooooood.

What's not to like. I love dad jokes.

4:35 omg he tought he was gonna say I'm gonna bust you 😂😂

Lmao they look like brothers

They got along so well. This was awesome!

That was awesome! You two are funny!

I hope you guys read this one day. Thank you for all these laughs; I’ve watched this so many times after a bad shift in Emergency and you two always cheer me up. God bless you and your families 🙂🙂🙂

I appreciate the control they have not to laugh, but it’s sooooo much fun to watch when they actually crack each other up.

SO CUTE!

Cell-fies 😆😅🤣

Police officer can't stop checking everyone's reactions. 😅

Best part of this wasn't even the jokes.. It's was old matey from the FD with his trash talking 😂😂😂

well done to you both xo💖👏👏👏👏

Thanks for the laughs!

I LOVE these guys!!! They’re great!!

Oh my God, the tears are rolling down my cheeks!!!! Thanx, guys! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

I'm gonna be honest, I love these competitions between police and fire. Its just such a good way to have some fun!

FD: Somebody stole my Thesaurus. I don't have the words. PD: Did you call the police? : FD: No I called the cops. Missed opportunity.

This was the cutest thing ever

Why doesn't James Bond ever fart in bed? He'd blow his cover! 🤣

What did the dog say to the wall? Wol wol XD

I could not stop crying 😂🤣😂🤣👍👍👍

I am no good at this. I laughed at the tents lol

My stone ass keeps trying to double click on the jokes that made me laugh

What do you call a Mexican whose lost his car.......... Carlos

When they came in and sat down I just thought "oh, were going to laugh a lot" and at least one of us laughed a lot (I totally lost it with the holy water) 😂

good fun with bad jokes! enjoyed it!

These are awesome, you get to see a totally different side of police officers and firefighters lol absolutely funny

Imma cashew. Lol.

These jokes are absolute gold!

Loved it, both were good.

Some of their jokes make me bust out a guffaw! They are such characters with these funny jokes. I love to see them enjoy themselves! 🎉❤

2 men walk into a bar... You'd think the second one would duck?

This was a good one :D

My wife asked me to get in touch with my feminine side.... . So i crashed the car...

what do police and firemen have in common? They both want to be firemen

I just want to go to all the ones I follow and wish you all a Happy Father's day. To all the other father's out there Happy Father's day.

What do you call a one-legged woman? Aileen. 😂

When you get arrested by the cop on the left it ain't no joke,

Not fair, one guy is trained to be stone cold. The others trained for fire!!

Ah, I love dad jokes

Rudolf the Red-Nosed reindeer is dead at the age of 54. He was flying over Barcelona when he was struck by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Witnesses say that the reindeer over Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

This was funny as hell

I thought up this: Why is 007 always in a "sticky "situation??? he's a BONDing Agent🤨

Where did Capt. Hook buy his hook? At a second-hand store.

😂 😂 Love it! You guys are great 🙌

Great video about a Pouce vs Fire

Why do doctors only get serious after the surgery? Because thats when the gloves come off.

SO FUN!

The laugh counter didn't score all the laughs on both sides!

What bar would you get in a jail? A chocolate bar

Oof🤣🤣🤣

I love this shit. So fucking cool.

I have used interrupting cow quite a few times... it really is a classic.

Best one was Nobody Nose

please make police vs inmate

What do you call a fish who finished medical school? A brain sturgeon.

Hmm some of these jokes are regurgitated from another video.

Is this what cops and firefighters do when they don’t have cases assigned to them?

What’s brown and rhymes with “big boy”? Andre 3000

A drunk walks out of a bar a see’s a nun at a bus stop and pushes the nun when the nun hits the ground the drunk says you’re not so tough are you Batman

The dad jokes are good, but the interplay between the officers is (more) hysterical. I see there is a part 2, but you guys need to do more, please!

What computer sings the best??????? ........A dell😆😅🤣😂

“Sit on the couch eat some Cheetos” that’s what I’m doing right now

The policeman reminds me of Mr. Incredible lol

The left guy looks like Mr. Incredible.

"Police vs. Fire"

Bad jokes Meeting tiny minds .............

The police officers always seem to win

If girls in the south are called southern bells......are girls in Mexico called... taco bells?

Dad on his deathbed Dad : Hey son, I'm going to miss you so much Son : hey Goingtomissyousomuch, I'm son Dad : dies in peace

A salt🧂 weapon. ;)

Why did you guys stop?

Dads⚖️😮‍💨

Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was deaf. Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was sitting on some far away fence. Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was courageous. Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was a toy pigeon. Two pigeons sitting on a fence. This time both stay put and don't fly away, why ? Haven't fired the gun shot yet.

Lmao 😂

Think they mean battle of the BULGES not badges,Not slim dudes are they.

Cell files that's funny

I bet alphabet soup...... is realy hard to make......IN CHINA😆😅🤣😂

Cómo he acabado aquí?

“What you call a guy with no nose and no body?” Answer: nobody nose Me: More head 🤦‍♀️