Eridan's United States of Wwhatevver 

Marshmallow Nyan true dat

I honestly think most people would make a better president than Trump.

Marshmallow Nyan Yep

Marshmallow Nyan Actually Fef would be the best president

So true

wait real?

​@@stoplookingatthisyougleepyidk if u sort comments by new it says last was 6 years ago

2023 homestucks rise

Then again, Karkat didn't talk much.

Tru tru

dont you mean taste?

+Jean the Shiny Umbreon WH4T

W3LL, 4 D1FF3R3NT V3RS1ON OF M3 WOULD. 1'M NOT BLIND 1N TH1S V3RS1ON OF M3 >:]

Oh my GOD! I didn't see that! Terezi you literal troll!

OH GOD, I didn't notice that!

+Karkat ' the best leader ever' Vantas well, Hiitler wiith a 2carf, a turned up collar, and glasse2.

ikr?? I thought I was the only one to notice that. I've pointed it out before to friends of mine too.

XD

THANKS I CAN'T UN-HEAR THAT NOW

Jenna Da Silva NO PROB BOB

"YEAH NUTELLA"

+Nepeta Leijon IT'S TIME TO STOP

WuhNuttella

That is stupidly funny X3

Fire and Water studios exactly.

Flaky Porcupine .3.

Nutella building in New york city, it shall be called the big pudding. Since nutella is like pudding to me.

XD Oh yus~

You wwere thinking the right thing.

+Gamzee Makara Needless to say, I failed my exams :( GOD DAMNIT ERIDAN EVEN IN DEATH YOU STILL FUCK UP EVERYTHING

I feel you xD

so im in the middle a an important exam and i have this catchy tune in my head and im like, yea wwhatevver.

Your teacher comes up to you and is like "Hey, you failed this class." yeah wwhatevver

WHY I LAUGHED AT THIS. WHY. JUST. WHY.

Kamy Yay it's true tho XD Nobody really likes eridan

hahahaha

+Kirby Star wwhatevver i think hes cool mmm glub

+Kirby Star how dare I do

same

ikr tho

I feel your pain

OMG same

*wwhatevver

yes.

lmao

how does one keep the colour? I have tried but when I click reply it's back to it's original colour It's weird

same

Me too

Awwesome

NYEH

I DO TOO XD

thanks Karkitty;o)

+G@mzee M@k@r@ Wrong +roll. Nepe+@ m@kes c@+ puns.

+PrinceGolden Glow Oh sO wErE gEttIng fAntrOlls IntO thIs hUh?

I just wanted to try that pun k

+G@mzee m@k@r@ Ok@y, g@m.

No. ITS ERIDANS UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER

+OverThe Moon more then art my friend

+OverThe Moon amen brother

art wishes it was this good

+Trev Keith I love RoosterTeeth!

if I had to choose between a desperate alien fish or Trump, I would pick the fish!

i know right #ampora4president2k16

#ampora4pres2k16

***** not if fef was around. plus donald trump would probably do the same thing :p

***** STOP BEFORE I CRY

+JustAnotherCosplayer Yeah but wwhatevver

+Raven Witch .Awesome A. (Erisol Trash) 2hut up eriidan,youre ju2t an a22hole. nothiing more you biifocurious douche.

+JustAnotherCosplayer Wwatevver.

fiight me, ampora

+L Lawliet ONLY if you wwill be my kismesis!

How??

Angelina G. H4VV3 YOU H34R3D OF Z3DG3? (ZEDGE) YOU C4N G3T R11NGTON32 4ND M3224G32 4ND 4LL 2ORT2 ON TH3R3

Fancy running into you here, TZ3000 It's Blind Legislacerator XD

+gallowsCalibrator [GC] hehehe

and I'll never pronounce whatever the same way again

wwhatevver, sorry. still. this is hilarious.

+DeathSlayer13 IKR

+DeathSlayer13 i'm aquarius too XD

Same

When you're in the Homestuck fandom, well... They have a point.

+Claire Bear wow ruude

Eli Miller twas simply a joke

omg I've literally just realised this is 4 years old

Perfectly Peachy its to late we already sold are souls to hussie

ON3 OF US ON3 OF US ON3 OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Perfectly Peachy ii'm hone2tly the 2ame, 2o ii al2o need help

Perfectly Peachy y34h n0 y0ur stuck H0m3 stuck!

Lol and I'm an Aquarius!

+TrueVenturianGirl ikr Same here

+Musicsketch and Vincent Is your mom a Cancer?

+Musicsketch and Vincent you should totally have said yeah but wwhatevver.

I'm a Aquarius and my sister called me CrAzY

+Musicsketch (Sansational) im a cancer and my dad calls me a emo

pfft im a leo and im called... some things....

XD

:3

XD

Is your avatar Ticci Toby

Yus :3

omg, I never noticed that!

I'm from Sweden, but I wouldn't mind being a wwhatevvian OwO

Yes! Humans, boww dowwn before your neww leader.

*bows down* hehehe no one will stand a chance against the United States of Wwhatevver and its almighty leader, Eridan Ampora!

Alzein Ezekin fuckin finally, a land dwweller with common sense

For your information, I'm a Capricorn. However, I do have enough common sense to respect the Highbloods such as yourself.

+Karkat Vantas more then that kar

Duke The Animator YES.

+Karkat Vantas oh shit

"Datz cool"

ur patron troll compared my patron troll to hitler

As true as that is. That wasn't meant to be Sollux.

saMe

+Stealing Saturdays (Vincent) lel

+Hope “Anythestia” Trelease I did the same, but sickered and shook my head 'no' the whole time

+Hope “Anythestia” Trelease dont worry i do my homework to this and i have great grades but wwhatevver

omg this vid is soo freakin hilarious! XD

I know right I love it

yup its the best! XD lol

ya but wwhatever

Yea, it was but she drew eridans stuff on him implying he's hitler

I know Im freaking out over that ED is the Hitler of homestuck thats why i hate him

Kyler Blake Hehe don't freak Terezi is just evil

NO TZ'S NOT EVIL ED IS

Eh, I guess....

I agree

Jade Nelson I wish my school was like that... ;v;

XD

isnt that just funny :)))))) i have karkat as patron

It's perfectly fine! Hell, Vriska is my patron troll! At least you have Duelscar! X3

So? You should be more embarrsed that we all share Cronus's blood! That jerk!

patron? Like the symbol that they wear? In that case, my patron troll is Feferi! :D

the astrological sign you were born with.

*can i be a citizen Eri?

I want to be a citizen of the united states of wwatevver

Same

Damnit gamzee ur right! Like always can I be part of your mother fuckin miracles then GamGam ((I regret nothing about calling him gamgam xD)) *****

YAY! Lets celebrate *Pops open a champaigne filled with faygo*

Lol I have no idea

O.o

Amanda Syersbut ..know what....wwhatevver

Minami Kirogi X3

wwhatevver! xD үσυ'ℓℓ αℓωαүs вε му нєяσ, нσмεstυck

Same XD

Semmyly Sadness Yep.

ikr :(

:"v

Carolaang Hola caro ;v

Shinobu T. Hola nare ;v

dont

wwhatevver

>:c

wwhat. got a problem kar

YES I DO

wwhy

+FreakyFriend The concept of homosexuality is completely foreign to trolls, they don't just stick to one sex, they go out with who ever they want. Also Eridan is the most desperate mother-glubber on the face of Alternia, so even the slightest advances would probably get him to say yes.

-fuck, well, he has a crush on atleast 1 male person that is canon, but whatever-

FreakyFriend He has a crush on everyone. I'm pretty sure he's hit on just about every troll in the group.

+Zhfreak Exactly. Cronus as well. Poor Amporas, can't catch a break.

There is no such thing as gay to trolls but if he were human I would prob say he was bisexual

if i had to vote for hilary, trump or eridan. id vote eridan.

same here SENPAI MUST BE PRESIDENT

Kitty Craft 7 Eridan is my sempai

*wwhatevver

+Quicksilver_Artist that was the part that broke me XD

Not to mention the "no" on Gamzee's t-shirt.

Allie Larrimore i love the animatiom this is so Funny XD

XD

Sarah Thompson lol xD

MY FavoritE MomenT IS AfteR KarkaT CallS HiM A HipsteR

Sarah Thompson ME toO lOL

TO Eridan'S CrediT, HiS AnticS ArE EntertaininG IN ThE ComiC. I Don'T GeT ExactlY WhY HE RecieveS SO MucH HatE. I MeaN, HE OnlY KilleD FeferI BecausE ShE WaS AbouT TO StaB HiM AnD ToO ClosE TO DodgE. SolluX WaS OnlY KnockeD OuT (AnD BlindeD BY SciencE) AnD HE AnD EridaN AlreadY HaD A HistorY OF DuelinG. AS FoR ThE ResT, RemembeR, HE IS HigheR ON ThE HemospectruM ThaN GamzeE, ThuS HE IS DealinG WitH EveN MorE RagE AnD InstabilitY ThaN LiterallY AlL ThE OtheR TrollS. IT IS A WondeR HE Didn'T KilL MorE PeoplE.

me neiither.

50llux, 50llux?!

wwhatevver

Your not alone....

+Gabby Clark Excuse me I think you mean "wwhatevver"

+Henrik Klingenberg wwhatevver

wwhatever