Espresso on the go is EASY! (plus bonus Moka Pot + Q&A!) - an absurd James Hoffmann Edit

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In this video, James compares some options of espresso on-the-go, then briefly touches on basic Moka Pot mechanics, before ending on a Q&A session. Hooray!
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@hoffmanncometh Месяц назад

This edit took a stupidly long time... enjoy! ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh < if you would like to support the channel, you can make a one off donation here. Goodness knows why you would, but hey. I'm not the boss of you.

@the-hey-maker Месяц назад

I saw this video in the feed and literally went "oh hell yes". Out loud. The craving is real And the content delivers. So fucking punchy!

@cameronmilligan Месяц назад

It shows. Fantastic sentence mixing.

@MihaiBaidoc Месяц назад

You have outdone yourself and reached peak comedy, I died laughing and I'm typing this comment from the afterlife.

@tmo26 29 дней назад

Don't worry, that's ok for a stupidly long Hames Joffmann video.

@peterkapunkt6783 29 дней назад

You could do a podcast type of edit (i e no video) and add random people to it.

@Finvaara Месяц назад

Without question, this is your most ambitious work yet and the quality shows! Excellent job!

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Thank you! Very kind words

@joshstewart2131 29 дней назад

The bitterness boiler filled with Al Pacino's tears caught me completely off guard when I was eating my lunch. Amazing work.

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

I hope your lunch wasn't ruined!

@S3lvah 29 дней назад

Was already enjoying this, but the bit about Lance nicely distributing coffee everywhere when laughing got me 😆

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

apparently it shoots out of his nose at quite a speed!

@takaharu Месяц назад

One of my favourite lines from James was "I've got a bus!" - so much glee in that statement. Great edit! Very funny

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

It would be great is Daddy Hoff actually purchased, and owned the bus.

@Unhomiee Месяц назад

This was a spicy edit. Wonderfully under-extracted!

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Very kind of you to say! I hope you have an astringent day.

@danielwhiting4017 Месяц назад

You had me at "Tamp with their own naked bottom" 😂

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

People in the coffee world get creative!

@_voytax Месяц назад

I love how James skips to the next topic and never mentions it again

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Unlike the exquisite taste of under-extracted coffee, James doesn't like to linger.

@the-hey-maker 29 дней назад

It's like this video is also an ultimate guide to how ADD feels like

@TH-tl8hy Месяц назад

I can't believe this was all done in one take! A true master of ammonia coffee.

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

The allure of the detergent martini is real!

@mangamaster03 Месяц назад

0:27 hurray!

@EweChewBrrr01 29 дней назад

I like all of your videos. Most of the time they just make me smile but this one had me burst out laughing multiple times. Good job mate!

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Cheers! I appreciate it

@wretchedpkmn 29 дней назад

Lance's cameo was so on character

@dparmar005 Месяц назад

These edits are so unhinged. They're hilarious. Your skills are exemplary

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Well thank you!

@M0dElite Месяц назад

Throwing the NDT and filter paper to the trash got me 🤣

@fgmenth Месяц назад

Fun fact: Detergent Martini is Al Pacino's favourite coffee blend

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

...and he has been drinking coffee since he was 5, so he must know his stuff!

@Yupppi 26 дней назад

Hoffmann never stops having new and odd coffee ideas. What a monolith this one. Worth every second. It has this very wholesome theme carrying the whole plot through. Soon these will take as long to make as Hoffmann's own videos. Synced releases.

@startrek525 Месяц назад

The huge Moka pot sent me! Amazing stuff.

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

I'd be amazed if someone, somewhere hasn't made one that big for real

@Daniel-pd2zn 29 дней назад

I know it's a lot more work for these longer videos, but wow so good every time 😂

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Thanks... much appreciated!

@the-hey-maker Месяц назад

When will anyone spare a thought for Al Pacino? The man pays in tears for our indulgence in disgusting coffee

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

he gets paid well for them i'm sure

@Muddysmind 29 дней назад

Masterpiece! Well worth the effort, I laughed, I cried I was evenly distributed all over... here.

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Thank you!

@PatrikLemomba Месяц назад

So many quotable gems in this 😂

@justthisguyyouknow42 Месяц назад

I lost it on "the tears of Al Pacino"😂

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

They are certainly a bit salty

@fgmenth Месяц назад

Man, one of your funniest edits so far. It was worth the wait

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Glad you enjoyed it

@Oizzy Месяц назад

Beautiful, charming, tea-like ~nectar!

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

A truly delicious cup!

@Black3ternity 29 дней назад

Nearly choked on my absolutely dirty and disgusting sandwich when the "classic pot" was shown. Absolutely legendary!

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

your sandwich sounds delicious!

@malikconn Месяц назад

Love the Lance cameo!

@vitaminjuk Месяц назад

5:45 he took a quick bripe between his own shots here I see

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

@stillbald5827 Месяц назад

So good!

@hoffmanncometh Месяц назад

Thanks! I appreciate it

@antonliakhovitch8306 Месяц назад

It's very early morning for me and I randomly woke up for no reason at all. Checked my phone and this had just been posted. Looks like I did wake up for a reason.

@ijontichy9330 Месяц назад

Probably one of you best of your pieces.

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Thanks!

@MrLiguinii 29 дней назад

Well worth all the effort put in this video. Fantastic!

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Great to hear! Thank you :)

@Solinaru Месяц назад

you mad lad, that was amazing ♥️♥️♥️

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Cheers!

@JanGoh-jb5ge Месяц назад

It just keeps going and I've only got one like button to click

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

I shall contact youtube and ask them to add more like buttons IMMEDIATELY.

@nighthawk6777 14 дней назад

@@hoffmanncometh haha finally! I've been looking for the other like buttons, for weeks now

@gp82937 14 дней назад

This is SO good! It made me actually giggle :D please keep them coming!

@playmaka2007 Месяц назад

Hoff jamesman returns again

@jjforcebreaker Месяц назад

A hearty amount of absurdity and laughs in this one. Good job! It's hard to pick up the best lines, one'd have to paste half of the transcript.

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Hooray!

@slightlycaffeinated1 27 дней назад

Thank you for making our lives better with this gem

@hoffmanncometh 27 дней назад

Glad you enjoyed it!

@SirJimboJangles 28 дней назад

Absolutely hilarious - a true worthy successor to Hames Joffmann

@hoffmanncometh 28 дней назад

Thank you! Very kind of you to say so

@PraxZimmerman 29 дней назад

God bless you man these will never not be hilarious.

@celticdr 29 дней назад

Gotta love those tears of Al Pacino, that no good Hoffnapper! 😂

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

James still hasn't forgiven him for busting out an aeropress and ruining a peaceful bripe

@garlanramadhan4291 29 дней назад

Six minutes of Hames!!!???? Thank you for brightening my day, good sir!

@natsrome 29 дней назад

This one just kept going. true art

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

I appreciate it! Thanks

@anaru5643 29 дней назад

Love me a bit of bitterness boiler................... tears of joy daily :)

@joelwebster8227 28 дней назад

Brilliant,the best yet from the maestro of ammoniacal coffee

@hoffmanncometh 28 дней назад

Praise indeed!

@Falungongshow 29 дней назад

Absolutely superb, you funky lil coffee guy

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Thank you kindly

@CedricsSpecialLP Месяц назад

This is absolutely high-quality shitposting.

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

I appreciate that!

@denisgordeev8278 Месяц назад

Hooray for extra unevenness!

@hoffmanncometh Месяц назад

absolutely!

@MrCommunistGen 29 дней назад

I'm dying from laughter and I'm only at the part about the moka pot! 😂 -> 💀

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

I hope you remained alive long enough to finish the video!

@Wonderless_1 28 дней назад

Your best work yet! Hooray 🎉

@hoffmanncometh 28 дней назад

Thanks! I appreciate it

@agreen182 29 дней назад

This channel makes me laugh every time

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Then my work here is done! :)

@brightvalve 29 дней назад

There have been some good ones, but this is the best to date

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Thanks! I'm glad you think so :)

@Pouchey2 Месяц назад

Literally just watched this on Reddit, then promptly watched it again here

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

a two for one! Hooray!

@wow6720 29 дней назад

Detergent martini got me gooooood :DDDDDD

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

a smooth sophisticated beverage

@anirudh_iyer 28 дней назад

Very excited for the turtleneck project

@hoffmanncometh 28 дней назад

I can't wait!

@FatNorthernBigot 29 дней назад

"Undrinkable!!!" - He's tried my espresso, then.

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

😂

@shoelessone 29 дней назад

This is really a spectacular one.

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Very kind of you to say!

@thomascee 29 дней назад

This just got better and better! Wow man, LEGENDARY! 😂

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

cheers!

@recklessroges Месяц назад

Those slurp roars got me lol-ing.

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

SLUUURP

@danielwhiting4017 Месяц назад

Also, it has been a very painful day, but Hames made it so much better

@vitriolicAmaranth 29 дней назад

As a Picopresso owner, I relate to this video deeply

@jpk.mp3 29 дней назад

those thoughts on the eg-1 are crazy 🤣

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

a bit plasticky... lightweight... I guess thats what you get from a budget grinder like the EG-1

@Frostbiker 29 дней назад

Completely agreed on his criticism of Hames.

@colin5227 20 дней назад

Very nice

@Berndasbrot Месяц назад

This is SO good! I'm crying...

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

I'm glad Al Pacino was not the only one shedding tears for the sake of good coffee

@Daniel-pd2zn 29 дней назад

I spit my nespresso out when Lance said "Great. Who cares?""

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

He speaks truth!

@chrystalkey9907 29 дней назад

amazing! love the synchronous mouth-wobbling at the end! on question: could you add the videos this is sourced from somewhere in the description or the comments? I'd love to have a rewatch and see what he said with context every now and again^^

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Thanks! I normally put a link, if it's mainly one video I used for the majority... but sometimes when I've cut so many different ones in, tbh I get lazy and don't list them all. Although this is something I will definitely look at doing in the future!

@SomethingUnique404 29 дней назад

I'm having some of Hoffman's baked coffee beans for breakfast tomorrow. On a serious note though, I'm looking forward for Joffmans upcoming comethdy show. And all jokes grinded to side, I wonder if Hoffcafe non instant coffee would be served?

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Sounds yummy! Hoffcafe is still in pre-production phase, awaiting some final tweaks and some legal hurdles to get past.

@lent10 Месяц назад

I find Al Pacino tears to be a bit to bourgeoisie

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

I understand that. Things move quickly in the speciality 5th wave coffee world... but there is still a market for them with the plebs

@masheldon 29 дней назад

LOVED the giant Bialetti!

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

They should make this for real. Someone would be mad enough to buy a 200 cup Moka pot... (I'm looking at you, Lance)

@oddlegs83 Месяц назад

Bripe placement at the end 😂

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Always makes me chuckle when I use that particular bit of footage in an edit... the flipping bripe is amusing.

@andrewsmithty 28 дней назад

1:50: "you put the tears of alpachino here" 🤔

@hoffmanncometh 28 дней назад

the salt in the tears really helps the taste!

@tomvandongen8075 28 дней назад

You have if anything over-extracted this video. Dirty, bitter, disgusting; it's the best video of my life

@hoffmanncometh 28 дней назад

Marvellous to hear!

@atgosh 29 дней назад

What a beautiful, charming, tea-like nectar - I mean video

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Hooray!

@stevenlk Месяц назад

James need to react to this lmao😂

@kamil030201 Месяц назад

That is just amazing. Thanks for this, it made me laugh!

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Glad you enjoyed it! Thank you

@Crustee0 29 дней назад

The video got the needle distribution tool somewhat right (aka useless)? I watched some videos backpedalling and now saying tapping the coffee is more effective than the super fancy needles haha

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Like most things in the world of modern coffee... some people swear by it, some find it a waste of time. People just like to fiddle with gadgets I think.

@tummy_fritters 21 день назад

The salt in Al Pacino's tears will help reduce the perception of bitterness.

@hoffmanncometh 21 день назад

👌

@jthwaits Месяц назад

I actually slipped on my socks watching this from laughing too hard 😅

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Pesky socks! **shakes fist**

@CaveyMoth Месяц назад

Hoffmann tears make the best coffee.

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

True, but at a price most can't afford sadly.

@CaveyMoth 29 дней назад

@@hoffmanncometh Just serve him a Nespresso with notes of cereal, and the tears will begin to flow.

@Zakalwe-01 Месяц назад

oh this is my new favourite channel 🤣

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Hooray! Glad to hear it :)

@noriller 29 дней назад

One of these days they will get hoffman himself to say stuff and maybe, just maybe, we will be none the wiser.

@jinxed7915 Месяц назад

Are there any good substitutes if you can't get your hands on the tears of Al Pacino?

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

I think 3rd Wave water might be releasing a clone of it

@AA_Dandelion_Days 29 дней назад

What can I say that hasn't already been said...? except... "Hurray" actually that's been said too... Oh well I hope you get the drift!

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

I certainly do. Thank you!

@QuickQuips 29 дней назад

5:45 - the bripe straw moved back and forth

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

Pesky bripe!

@FaithAndCoffeeBean 29 дней назад

The tears of AL Pacino 😂😂😂😂

@wspolczynnik_poissona 29 дней назад

I laughed way too hard at the 100 cup moka pot

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

200! :)

@Matt_H_26 29 дней назад

Tamping with your own naked bottom is the best way to ensure flavorful extraction.

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

It certainly adds a bit of grit and texture to the puck

@Kroiznacher 29 дней назад

My days are painfully expensive and ridiculous 😢 So close

@dcashley303 Месяц назад

I have to say, I laughed waaaay too much at the big moka pot.

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

It certainly is a statement piece!

@Elleander1 29 дней назад

One detergent martini, shaken, not stirred.

@zephyrbrightmoon6962 29 дней назад

Just fantastic! XD Please consider adding a Kofi or some other way we can donate freely of our own choice so we can show you support for the hard work and fun you bring us. :)

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

I have set one up recently, but haven't really advertised it yet. Ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh

@zephyrbrightmoon6962 29 дней назад

@@hoffmanncometh Sent! Enjoy! Hurray! 😂💜

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

@@zephyrbrightmoon6962 So kind of you! Very much appreciated. Thank you so much :)

@zephyrbrightmoon6962 29 дней назад

@@hoffmanncometh You’re worth it! Have a great day!

@rampant59 29 дней назад

Very entertaining indeed, but does it make a delicious cup of coffee? I hope you brew something tasty. All kidding aside, the Bripe is an all time classic.

@kastapostgard5306 28 дней назад

Hames making a cameo me thinks

@caffeinepuppy 29 дней назад

I bet someday someone is going to make that giant moka pot real. XD

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

I hope so!

@lunasophia9002 Месяц назад

The captions are auto-generated but I just want to point out that "mcka poot" is *hilarious* and maybe worth adopting for hand-written captions edit: omg the bripe changed orientation again!

@hoffmanncometh 29 дней назад

That pesky bripe! Can never make it's mind up.