Evangelion 3.0+1.0 is the worst movie ever made (yes spoilers) 

darling in the franxx fans:

I love both of these videos, the trolling is too real 💀💀

So yeah just like everyone said... It took me a while to realize what was going on here in the review but bless ya man, you stuck to the bit and it worked lol.

"Shinji is our savior and our destroyer." That was the worst dramatic scene I've ever seen. Absolute nonsense movie. I don't know which one is the worst, 3.0 or this 3+1

Neon Genesis Evangelion nearly drove me to suicide. Seeing Shinji suffering is like seeing myself suffer, because at one point in time I was almost exactly like him, especially back in 10th grade when I was bullied to the brink of suicide. I simply cannot tolerate watching Eva. I felt forced to relive my trauma upon viewing it. I’m deathly afraid of it. Twice I had a nightmare where I saw myself as Shinji choking Asuka and starting the Third Impact. I’ve been struggling with this newfound depression ever since. I was obsessed with the series for over a year to try and outwit the isolation of the Coronavirus pandemic. It only increased the burden, and kept the memory of my friend’s recent suicide alive. Watching the End of Evangelion was like peering into a broken mirror, and I was viewing the hell I would’ve put myself through had things turned out differently, had I decided to give up living. It still haunts me to this day. Sometimes I hate myself because I fail to appreciate what so many have claimed to idolize, and I beat myself further for failing to worship what they call praiseworthy, I forced myself to watch a show that reminded me of nothing but pain just so I wouldn’t be alone anymore, I was willing to sacrifice my individuality for some company amidst the isolation of the pandemic. I sought emotional refuge in the Evangelion fandom on social media, hoping they’d understand me and provide me with answers that would grant me peace of mind. Instead, they downplayed my trauma, going so far as to spread a rumor of my past to shame me of my mental illness, spiraling me deeper into depression, which I’ve been struggling with for over a year now. I just want Shinji to be happy, so this past self of mine can be laid to rest once more. I’m afraid to decouple myself from him after losing my friend to suicide, which Eva made me feel responsible for, especially when I saw Shinji kill Kaworu, of which I fail to understand how anyone can call it praiseworthy. Until then, I feel nothing else matters. There’s a reason why I keep coming back to Evangelion; something that reminds me of nothing but pain. I want to prove to myself I’m not crazy for feeling this way, that Evangelion really did force me to relive my trauma, that my depression is not just a figment of my imagination or another anime plot point. I want to feel that my fear and resentment towards Eva is justified. But the fact I’m the only one I know in existence who’s been traumatized by an anime makes me feel like I really am crazy. Whenever I feel this way, there’s something I remind myself with. But finally, with 3.0+1.0 released, I can rest easy knowing that Shinji has finally reached the light at the end of the tunnel. Evangelion is finished, and I want it to remain that way. But if things hadn’t turned out that way, I wouldn’t be here today.

If The Last Jedi comes out as an anime:

*"Was that sarcasm?"* ~ Sheldon Cooper

Took me about 2 minutes longer than it should have to realize what was going on in this review lmao. Subbed

@0:37 I hate how the french are still the fastest downhill racers >:(

I have a secret. I've never watched MiB 4, Matrix 4, Rebuild 3&4, StarWars post Lucas age (with the exception of the first of the JarJarAbrams trash, which was a warning shot), StarTrek in the lensflare age and since and a lot more (honorable mention all those garbage Aliens movies, because Ridley Scott went full diaper on us). Therefore they don't exist to me. And now back to the secret, and it's simple. I only play games after 3 years and watch movies only 2 years after and usually only after i've taken note of how remembered those movies were. It has helped me avoid burning dumpster turd trash fire so many times and life's so much more easier. If people don't want to go to school, learn to write proper media OR if old authors go senile and end up turning their work to trash (this also applies to sh!t directors who don't actually know how to do directing JarJarAbrams) then why do i have to take on their trash in my life? :D You live so much more better without it. Your old movies are better, your fond memories aren't tarnished and so on and so forth. If you don't watch it, they don't exist. :D

I don't know if these complaints you mentioned are actually the most common ones among the people who disliked the movie(s), its fine to mock people who dislike stuff for the sake of disliking it or when stuff just goes way above their head (the fact that most people in your comments are questioning if this is sarcasm or just agreeing with your idiotic takes without realizing its obviously sarcasm show how dense most people who watch these are) but with this movie and the rebuild series in general you can still find it terrible even if you get the purpose and what the makers were trying to achieve with the movies, you may even agree and find value in the message but think the delivery was atrocious, i ve only watched the first 3 movies and im 1 hour into the final one, i might need to watch it again and i might change my mind idk but so far i think the movies are like a story told by a weeb who got a 10 mins explanation about what evangelion is over a skype call and was asked to re write it

Anno went full Lucas

I love how both of these videos make fun of otakus for not understanding the entire point of evangelion despite holding completely contradicting views on the movie.

So you wanted to upload this 3 weeks ago.. makes sense. I was wondering how long the opinions of your past video would last ;))

DUDE YOURE A KID hideaki anno is very well aware of the escapism that his movies used to avoid . Hes done with it , the new designs are incredible , the setting and mood unmatched . From Barcelona , live life kid

That feel when Darling in the Franx is unironically better than Eva rebuild.

I agree with everything you said

The worst movie, huh? Have you ever seen the live action Little Mermaid or Cats?

And you didn't even mention everyhing that makes this movie's writing apalling.

I watch the all movies and really like it and final movies awesome and watch the movie again please

There's no way anyone hates this movie as much as me.

I completely agree

The only good path is shinji humillantes wille and rectores the balance of the world

I don't understand this movie on one hand it's cool like the matrix but on the other hand it's stupid and stuff feels like it comes from left field and feels like 3.0 that things are explained but at the same time not explained and you don't understand that's what I feel

I still find this movie to be terrible lol

I like the high quality animation at 4:38

What is the first music track used in the video? Fantastic video btw

Am I only the only one that liked it lmao

yeah i dont reject that cause this movie has a really really really extremely really big shadow name THE END OF EVANGELION the old is always better it has a lot of meaning, depress and something kinda Unique when i watch the 3.0+1.0 i feel like WHAT THE ? where the depression go ? and the emotion of charater where are they ? why it have a happy ending like that ? what the hell is mary's meaning ? i need a fucking answer and WHY WHY THE HELL IS ASUKA BEING BUILT LIKE THAT ? where my the awfully emotion controling girl go ? Anno says she is a clone am i giving a fuck about that ? in the NEON she have crushed in shinji and they have A FUCKING lot of time to share their emo but mostly is the awfull feeling and where are they ? it turned to an annoying girl who have a difficult emotion and that isnt the emotion in neon that one in rebuild is kinda shit really really shit

Meme in 😂

KEKW

#rewriteevangelionending #releasetheannocut And this video is for people who are critical of the film