Every 2024 US Presidential Candidate Portrayed by SpongeBob 

So did I

Harold was perfect!

I expected him to be the shark douchebag from the hairy arms commercial

“WE WILL BUILD THE KRUSTY KRAB 2! MAKE BIKINI BOTTOM GREAT AGAIN!”

I did to imthink using old man Jenkins twice was dumb

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Spat oon referns⁉️🤯🤯🤯

I wish I got the reference ;-;

@@thx4chrckingin DeSantis had a stint as a Drag Queen- something he would very much not like his voter base to know

What's the joke I don't get it

He once wore heels to compensate for short stature​@@thx4chrckingin

If only they were that smart 😔

Yeah, way smarter than it is now

Idk about that

The education system in America is a bit.....questionable so

@@KGBSpyGeorgeCostanza Tell me about it.

True yeah, I'll give you that

Nah, op is taking a side. Afroman's side.

who cares dude were still picking sides either way

Easy when every choice fucking sucks.

Speaking as someone who is progressive and really hopes Biden wins, I'm still not a registered democrat. It ain't hard to be more neutral. There's a lot of ethically wrong and dumb stuff both sides are involved with. And Biden I do think is too old. And I don't agree with things such as how pulling out of Afganistan was handled. Or the continued support of Israel and lack of call of a cease-fire as several other countries have done. But still, I infinitely prefer Biden to Trump. It's basically not liking politicians in general, or either party. But absolutely preferring the policies of one over the other.

I mean you wouldnt hear about them its just media gives them a stage

@@somuchsoul3041 Fair

id vote for you

Can't be worse than our other options

As long as you don't sell your soul and practice what you preach, you'd do more than the last 100 years of presidents.

You got my vote XD

At this point, I’d probably vote for you. After seeing this I’m actually considering voting for Vermin Supreme, bc it’s all a fuckin joke at this point anyways

I thought for libertarian it is because they’re dead. Who even is the libertarian candidate?

I love how even Binkley got a spot in this video and not Asa Hutchinson

Gonna be honest I don’t think Vivek was really sincerely running for presidency, I think he is trying to get VP

haley - pretends to be white and is from india

@@xcoldbloom white is kind of a loose term anyway, she looks white, and most Indians are Caucasian/Caucasian mixed, whites are caucasian, so a light skinned Indian can technically be considered white

Is centrism the way or nah?

​@@TMHLBPFan it can often be bent and biased

​@@TMHLBPFanto make comedy? Not necesarily. It can go the "everybody's an idiot exept for me" route quite easily. The thing is to know how to mock gracefully even yourself.

@@Chico_Julio Yeah

Nobody in politics is neutral I hate to say it, but it's the truth

As How is Should be

That's how it should be, especially if it's the biggest circus in the world, and yeah I mean the world, it's the U.S. Presidential election

@@KGBSpyGeorgeCostanza True

Joe biden needs to be made fun of

Honestly, I didn't know he was campaigning...

Same

I lost it with Chris Christie.

I lost it with desanctus 😂

Patrick DeStarris dancing on a pole with high heel boots is literally nightmare fuel

​@@Menaceblue3 ngl I want that meme to send to someone out of context now😂😂😂

you must be a Canadian. with justin as your first black prime minister

@@ItzDrPlow the heck 🤣 I'm not even Canadian try again, or did my comment actually hurt your cerebral cortex and too much for you to handle actual facts, imhey I'm not responsible if you hemorrhage over facts, your election is a huge joke and pretty much everybody outside the US funds the US to be a big joke

​@@ItzDrPlowfound the triggered rightie

RFK JR 2024🇺🇲🇺🇲

@@rcdune7132 wasn't he on the epstein flight log?

He likes to

Fk

Animals

​@@dr.jillalicecooper2587 wait what?

@@gimmeyourrights8292 Cenk loves

My favorite one lmao

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As a mexican I'm fine with that the illegals need to go back over the wall 😂

Aka Every Villain Is Lemons.

Not all politicians are evil, just greedy, but most people are

Okguys lets not start some discourse in my comments

Christy is a horrible person but taking a shot at his weight was a cheap shot. Edit: I wasn't talking about you I was talking about the video. Even still christie would be an extremely bad president like on par with Biden. But at least christy would be able to string a coherent sentence together. Listening to a biden speech makes me envy the people with terminal illnesses

While the shot at his weight was good, I think it still fits for when he cleared out that beach for himself lol. Dude thinks about himself loudly.

​@@wtconroe879 Cheap? That's political humour for you

Just never let a political affiliation be your personality, always let it be spongebob

And Just like his father before him this man may be our only hope❤💯

I mean you can type your shit onto the internet or you can remember that Trump was the one who was friends with Epstein and said he'd marry his daughter if they weren't related

Absolutely

Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time

+ Dr.Shiva

every goddamn election cycle is "the most important and complicated in history". It's because the genetic peasants lack any skill for abstraction, imagination and foresight

Cheers to another lousy election cycle.

Bruh thats not how it works

I'm not even american and I would vote for him

Why, because he likes a president you don't? Lmao

Of the bit from the video

Or Dr.Shiva could be Gary too

@@jonathanrosaler8286 I think Dr Shiva should be included in a part two, but I didn't put him in this particular idea because all of the ones I listed are the main socialist candidates (with Bill Stodden as the obvious 4th place among them as the punchline). I've seen Shiva mentioned before but I'm not sure I know what he actually believes as far as his platform, so if he's a socialist then I apologize

JFK died in 1963

@@Frogee8495 not that Kennedy dodo brain

​@@Frogee8495Lord have mercy

@@CatPope1935 on jfk?

@@DangerousMoonwalkerOfficialJFK jr?

I heard on a Timcast IRL episode that Cenk wants to legalize, um... doing things to a horse...

For the most part lol

Serious question: Do you have any faith left in humanity after looking into all of these people?

@@elise85391 I think people who don't have faith are mentally incapable of actually having it to begin with. Humans are the most extreme animal on the planet, just because we're extreme doesn't mean we're bad or unhealthy, we just have a lot of thoughts and feelings due to our intelligence. That's what makes us human

@@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg but like do you ever just hear nothing but the worst from the news and from people and think: we’re doomed? Maybe I’m just nihilistic, but that’s sometimes where I end up spiraling after too much time on the internet

@@elise85391 that's because half the news is bullshit to get views, if humans were "doomed" we wouldn't have made it this far. Nukes don't cause nuclear winters, climate change is a joke, it would totally change the world but it's not going to end it. There's no genuine threat that humans can't over come

I am so sorry....

There are far worse, he is still better than Gavin Newsom, Kathy Hochul or Brandon Johnson, and many others

Same

Mine is Brian Kemp

Hilarious and original

So did most people.

He dropped out

Pence fucked any sliver of a chance he had very early on and dropped out

@@6piecechickenmcnuggets23 lol

lmao, biggest fool except for the Zioclops Crenshaw

Ha! That’ll be hilarious.

He still in prison, did you forget that ??

@@usalmighty6407 Nope. Eugene Debs ran for President from prison in 1920 after he criticized American involvement in World War One. Exotic isn't winning but his "campaign" adds comedy to this very intense election, also his reason for being in prison is alot more justifiable than being sentenced to 10 years in prison for exercising a first amendment right.

@@TWHG2024 his 15 minute of fame has come & went. Not very the libertarian party acknowledged him & him being comedic could never outshine Donald Trump.

@@usalmighty6407 I know.

@@TWHG2024 & I agree him being locked up is bs. But I'm not sure if it's for being outspoken but he definitely was setup by his so-called Friends & associates.

Mermaid Man chasing the ice cream truck would have also worked

@@christianrushing5311 lol

Ron Desantis lied about wearing heels to the debate to make himself look taller at the podium.

@@futureknight17 Or maybe the "expert cobbler" they brought in was just blowing hot air because the media exists to promote a single ideology at the state's behest? Not to mention, the "expert cobbler" didn't even say that he wore heels. He claimed, without proof, that Desantis was wearing _platform shoes_ and disguised them as cowboy boots. Do you just trust anyone calling themselves an "expert"?

@@futureknight17 Okay. I looked that up and all I got were mainstream media "expert cobblers" claiming that Desantis was allegedly wearing platform shoes disguised as cowboy boots. Their proof? None but hearsay. (The joke is still funny.)

@@futureknight17how’d he lie? Y’all just cant take a fucking joke

Bidet "loves" little children, not young people, and certainly not in a platonic way.

@@dandycrow2821 Hmm.. youre right. I still feel like the scene can apply for him here lol let's pretend the old man in the scene is referring to young children xD and if we can't use that scene for him well make biden Mr krabs and have all the kids running around him chanting "can you feel it Mr krabs" x10 xDDD

Yeah but who was on Epstein’s list? Trump

Sorry to say, but he only flew on Epstein's Lolita Express between Palm Beach and New York/Washington, he never visited the island. However, he did say of Epstein in 2002 that: "He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it-Jeffrey enjoys his social life," The thing is we don't have to implicate him in Epstein's flight logs to know he's an absolute creep. He's talked about grabbing women by the you know what, he's talked openly about watching girls as young as 15 half-undressed in their bikinis in the changing room of beauty pageants. Trump has said that he'd date Ivanka if she wasn't his daughter and described her as voluptuous. To Howard Stern he remarked that she was a "piece of *ss". Aides have said that he often discussed how it would be like to have s*x with her, talking about her breasts and backside. In 1999, when Ivanka was 17 years old, Trump joked that he’d promised his daughter he’d never date a girl younger than her, but that: “as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.” Trump has repeatedly been accused of s*xual misconduct and r*pe, some accusers were in his administration. He has been found liable in civil court for s*xually abusing writer E Jean Carroll. Trump is a total creep and I find it so ridiculous when MAGA people call Biden a creep based on one clip, while their beloved deity has an actual history of being a HUUGE weirdo creep pr*dator. ​@@M.A.C.01

@@M.A.C.01that doesn’t mean Biden isn’t a total creep around children too. Just watch a single video where it shows that.

He is. The old guy was Biden.

He's not fully in control of his mental faculties either, so it works.

@@insaneclownponies9599 oh yeah? can you give me an example?

@@Sam_Hyde_Apologist He's threatened throwing our NATO allies under the bus multiple times, that alone is indicative of a debilitating mental disorder.

@@insaneclownponies9599 "People having policies I don't like makes them mentally deficient" Yikes

@@AppleOfThineEye You think "actively trying to destroy western civilization" can be classed as merely "a policy I don't like"? Yikes, bro.