Every 40K Army in 20 Minutes

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There is no time to explain! Follow me on the most information packed episode ever, where Brad and Eric, inspired by the speedrun community, try to sell you on every army in the 40k universe in the short span of 20 minutes!
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HeyWoah’s videos:
• Every Age of Sigmar Ar...
• Every AoS Army In 16 M...
Other introductory videos:
Every Faction’s Sales Pitch - • The Faction Sales Pitc...
Intro to Army Roles - • How do you SUCCESSFULL...
Show Links:
Website: poorhammer.libsyn.com/
Patreon: / solelysingleton
Brad’s Twitter: / drruler
Eric’s Twitter: / onekuosora
00:00 Intro
00:25 Sisters of Battle
01:07 Space Marines
01:58 Blood Angels
02:27 Dark Angels
03:04 Space Wolves
03:34 Black Templars
03:58 Deathwatch
04:30 Astra Militarum
05:14 Adeptus Mechanicus
05:56 Grey Knights
06:39 Adeptus Custodes
07:28 Imperial Knights
08:08 Chaos Daemons
09:04 Chaos Space Marines
10:28 World Eaters
11:06 Death Guard
11:48 Emperor’s Children
12:11 Chaos Knights
12:41 Necrons
13:34 Tyranids
14:11 Genestealer Cults
15:10 Aeldari
16:00 Harlequins
16:57 Drukhari
18:07 Orks
19:16 Leagues of Votann
19:58 Tau Empire
20:37 Outro
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@auntradiance1398 Год назад

love the fact that even though the episode is a speedrun Brad still finds time to discourage buying tzaangors at msrp

@Ynwell_theslaaneshi Год назад

He found time to discourage to buy tzaangors at all, just “steal” them.

@joeflitton8034 Год назад

Suprised he didn't mention that rhino's are free.

@frankyboi1819 Год назад

It would be irresponsible if he didn’t

@KarpetBurn 9 месяцев назад

I never understood the Tzaangor hate until I fielded them with my remaining points. They look pretty cool compared to the other basic daemon troops, but they're absolutely atrocious in combat. It took a single turn for all 10 axe wielding daemons to get killed with only a single casualty from the enemy.

@arrantvillain9213 4 месяца назад

I field Tzaangors as Gors in my Tzeentch themed Beastmen for WHFB/TOW. 😞

@DominatorLegend Год назад

For those getting into Orks, we're THE kitbash army. Roll up to a game with a shoe box with treads and guns glued to it and painted, and nobody has any right to tell you that's not a proper ork tank.

@sethrinker9944 Год назад

I was just about to say that, so I'll boost this. As the Kitbash army Orks also can be customized to be super thematic. For example, a classic is Pirate Orks! We also have the best 3d printing community (Pro tip - get Bluesky Mini's intro collection!)

@misterfevillord1588 Год назад

Best kommandos are just the bases with purple footprints

@Keamsy Год назад

@@Valyron1207i love this concept

@soffren Год назад

The Ork rule is actually painted = legal.

@EthanThomson 10 месяцев назад

warhammer world has an ork army that sorta just stole a bunch of Tau battlesuits and turned them into armour

@dickkickem4238 Год назад

Fun fact, there are more units with Wulf/Wolf/Wolves in the space wolf codex than there are units period in the leagues of votann codex.

@thepoorhammerpodcast Год назад

The picture we put in the corner of the screen is just ctrl+f in the current index. That's the actual count, most of that document is just datasheets too, not even lore.

@calebbarnhouse496 Год назад

There are more space marine units then the entire eldar range, the dark eldar range, harelquins and the votan added together,

@Jim-of-Rohan 10 месяцев назад

What's with all the math, guys?

@zramirez5471 Год назад

"Your army is a subscription service" - no truer words have been spoken!

@OccultCuts Год назад

That bit about noise marines hit right in the feels, I just want to have an army of metalheads...

@8-7-styx94 Год назад

For once without actually needing real "metal" heads too =(

@dr.stronk9857 Год назад

We will by the end of the year or the edition, patience…

@doobiousd5020 Год назад

Don't you dare buy that Rhino at MSRP.

@plasmakitten4261 9 месяцев назад

You can, just use Orks lmao

@blaarfengaar Месяц назад

There's a mystery codex coming out this summer and I'm huffing enough copium to believe it's gonna be Emperor's Children

@SockimusPrime Год назад

"Their Artillery is a pipe organ. If that doesn't sell you on them, nothing well." As a Sisters Player, can confirm - the Exorcist is what got me into Sisters.

@thierryfaquet7405 8 месяцев назад

For me it was just the nuns with guns

@nathanvarnum7437 7 месяцев назад

@@thierryfaquet7405For me it was the lore during the age of apostasy and the badass that is Alecia Dominica

@russellsmith1060 Год назад

The death guard being all magic players killed me, I play magic as well as 40k, and that's actually an army I wanted to start

@noehonegger4624 5 месяцев назад

As a magic player that started last month with wh40k aaand death guard i approve

@HighEffortUsername 3 месяца назад

Wait holy shit my dad plays magic and his first army was death guard

@Schlummigumpf 2 месяца назад

Mine will be too, looking up videos all day long already (also an mtg player))

@bcw1313 Год назад

Asuryani: What if Tolkien elves did not sail over to heaven but instead got into space ships and became horny Jedi.

@alextruecustodian6174 Год назад

The editor going overdrive here Give the goat a raise fr fr

@TriptuneRadio Год назад

Your speedrun is good, but I noticed you didn't do the GW double dread skip that allows you skip emperors children

@hootie1883 Год назад

Custodes, the Bugatti of super soldiers. Death Guard consist of competitive MTG players. Tyranids are the epitome of you are what you eat. My 3 favorite quotes from this. Well done gentlemen!

@bramwiebe7361 Год назад

This was an impressive blitz. I love that unlike other videos I've seen you guys touch on not JUST lore for each faction, but manage to work in a little bit of the concept on the table and even on some of the meta-collector crap they're subject to. Great work guys!

@Speeds_Gaming_Corner Год назад

"And Tzeench found a gun in his dad's closet." *Pumped Up Kicks Intensifies*

@michaelsutton617 Год назад

God bless HeyWoah, the only entertaining AoS creator in his league.

@commandercostas Год назад

tbh there aren't many AoS specific creators

@pdthepowerdragon5412 Год назад

Yeah he’s amazing. Vince I would also give a shout-out.

@Blazik9 Год назад

I recommend 2+tough for lore. Really helped me get into aos

@rexaxis3450 Год назад

@@Blazik9 He's by far my favorite, really like his jolly demeanor and thorough coverage of aos army lore. He got me into animosity and while I really like that whole living campaign idea, I was looking for a 40k equivalent as well, as that is the system I'm more invested in.

@BW-CZ Год назад

For real, I don't even play AoS but I still enjoy watching him!

@Kaldris Год назад

Necrons: You play them because the first foray into 40K was Dawn of War 1 and you got to see a Monolith ACTUALLY ACT LIKE A FREAKING MONOLITH

@collincantu5551 Год назад

No way…I thought it was just me! Seeing them raise from a broken back and the monolith send marines in the air was epic. I wish pariahs were still around…

@CaptainRumface 2 месяца назад

U need to have the dark crusade expansion if anyone was thinking of paying my childhood a visit to see the necrons :3

@BARMN89 Год назад

I love the HeyWoah inflections in the delivery, and even a bit of his humor!

@SuperDuperHappyTime Год назад

As close as Poorhammer will get to Filler Content, because we're between seasons and waiting on the mangaka to catchup.

@samadams8533 Год назад

Ah yes Admech “the best shooting in the imperium” might have to edit that one until GW decides to give us new kneecaps to replace the ones they shattered

@JADorsey93 Год назад

This. I can at least have a good time painting them until GW decides to/accidentally makes them playable again but it was still rather rude of them

@PriestessOfSlaanesh 11 месяцев назад

"Slaanesh has melee heavy glass cannons" . Good Sir. The keeper is one of the tankiest demons in the game right now

@MrTreefoz 23 дня назад

That's pretty sad considering Nurgle exists... Is it still?

@Bishoptay Год назад

Death guard being an army in universe made of competitive magic the father players had me rolling. Great video, I think you did HeyWoah proud with this one.

@alfred8936 11 месяцев назад

I think one caveat for genestealers being expensive is that their combat Patrol is the most amazing in the entire game

@egnaroelprup Год назад

Im going to sell out for the chaos undivided space marines that dont have a strict set of rules or models but are some of my personal favourites, in no particular order: Iron warriors: grumpy half robot men would rather go full robot than see a tentacle mutate and replace an arm Night Lords: we recruited an entire planet's worth of supermax prisons into the space marines. It goes as well as you would expect. Red corsairs: pirates! In space! Space marine pirates! Alpha Legion: they embody an old military joke of "if we dont know what we're doing, the enemy certainly can't anticipate our future actions"

@timunderbakke8756 Год назад

Black Legion: the anti-ultramarine. We get all the box art but I’m not sure anyone actually like us

@bigterry5005 Год назад

Not bricky back at it again with the top tier content

@GidionX Год назад

you guys pushed me over the edge into buying 40k, got the 9th ed starter due to price, and decided to start with the necron half, but this will help me pick my second army

@telethus4387 Год назад

Thanks for convincing me to buy nurgle so hard that I bought the entire range last year!

@Travis.O 10 месяцев назад

I just found your channel and I’ve been binge watching everything. This is great. Thanks!

@jorgemontero6384 Год назад

With the Grey Knights having their codex out, and having all the deep striking and teleporting in the world. We now need a quality, poorhammer lore expalanation of why they might still use transports. I suspect that a purgation squad in a Rhino is really working for the laughing god, and providing an entertainment performance, like someone going to buy grocieries in a unicycle

@thepoorhammerpodcast Год назад

Wow, now I need a quin themed purgation squad lol

@lunchboxcomiks Год назад

Orks are arguably the best faction for crafty folks as they in lore build from scrap and loot other armies vehicles to be their own. I have been making Killteam for other factions from orks. Currently have Gretknights, Deathwatch, and Custodes. Currently collecting parts to make Legionnaires and Death Guard.

@Illindi Год назад

20min? Fast podcast. Is it even a pod? 😉

@zramirez5471 Год назад

Mostly just cast

@olly123451 Год назад

Podfast

@cainfagan3982 Год назад

Podracing

@Zachatac64 Год назад

I love y’all’s videos and y’all have become one of my favorite channels. I would love to see videos maybe on army showcases of your whole play group and maybe another video on 3d prints y’all use or where to find cool prints

@TwiggyJack 7 месяцев назад

This was really well written. New to this channel but there was a lot of thought put into the script and I appreciate it.

@benjohnson876 11 месяцев назад

"Deathguard are a faction solely composed in universe of competitive Magic The Gathering players" 😂😂😂 take my sub, you earned it 10/10

@Revenge221 Год назад

Watching it now, but I'm losing it at the Tyranid the Hedgehog opening. And seeing Heywoah was neat, I love his Age of Sigmar videos.

@chrism3562 Год назад

Great run-through! I'll be passing this to some friends who are new to 40k and who could use this as a quick primer.

@yesssirr987 3 месяца назад

Awesome video run through and just what I was looking for. Keep up the great work!

@jdelta1014 Год назад

I really loved your starter box video. I was wondering of you guys could do a video on what should be included in a combat patrol for each faction based on the new points.

@huskyfluff8236 5 месяцев назад

Just got into this courtesy of my best friend. Starting with militarum and am psyked to get started. He got me elucidian starstriders and navis breachers for the holidays

@faemitchell8678 3 месяца назад

YOU IN THE GUARD NOW BOY! As a fellow guard player it's nice to see another of our kind. No-one seems to play them which is weird cause they are crazy strong and capable.

@taco067 Год назад

I can easily see this video being an auto recommend for new players over the next few years. Great work!!!

@Tajealos Год назад

I'm only partly disappointed the Grey Knights section didn't start with something like "Do you like Doom? We took the Doomslayer, painted him silver, and made an army out of him."

@wsleppy4699 Год назад

I like how you guys adopted some of HeyWoah's mannerisms when talking in this one lol.

@G3N_MK2 Год назад

death guard: the faction everyone’s dad plays

@xtrameat Год назад

Great faction overview for those just getting into the table top!

@Xaintrix Год назад

Quality content - hilarious and informative

@awesomegj Год назад

whoever made brad have to sell space wolves, I apricate you, you can just hear the seething pain/annoyance behind his pitch and its hilarious!

@iamalpharius3 Год назад

Good video for the topic. Also a decent mix of humor and info much like heywoah.

@6000pounds Месяц назад

Very cool. A friend of mine and I were thinking of getting into warhammer. Last time I bought some in the 90s I remember many miniatures being metal and my paint skills were horrible. With my dad retired maybe I can give him bottles of whiskey and convince him to do the air brushing parts.

@rattlesnek3847 Год назад

My pitch for sisters of battle is that although their stats look poor at first, miracle dice make them always just barely good enough. Really need to squeak through that last point of damage on an enemy character? Or have just one member of your squad survive an artillery barrage to hold the objective? You'll be able to guarantee those things every time, its incredibly satisfying.

@dks6515 10 месяцев назад

amazing video! Really helpful for a new player, i just bought a bunch of Khorne Daemon units, Khorne is my god!!

@xcubit0r Год назад

Already listened to it on Spotify. Very funny and informative Video. I will watch it another 5 times for infos probably

@MiniatureMasterClass 9 месяцев назад

It would have been great to explain all the factions in terms of gameplay style e.g. tanks, horde, glass cannons etc.

@FrankDuffner Год назад

I was hoping to hear you guys ramble for 20min for each army. Still great.

@cyberlox2ndgigdixon211 Год назад

My first Army was drukhari ... my current army is Drukhari!!!! I LOVE DRUKHARI !! I have only been playing since 8th and it's always the same in the beginning. This army is OP that army is OP. Let's let the game play out a bit before condemning the whole addition.

@fernandozavaletabustos205 11 месяцев назад

Thank you for this funny and interesting video!!

@DenethorDurrandir 9 месяцев назад

Damn, they were speedrunning so hard they didn't even find time to slander Tau

@ivanrosa405 5 месяцев назад

Nice! Love Heywoah

@thequestbro Год назад

I look forward to this every week.

@Bluecho4 Год назад

If anyone IS interested in starting Emperor's Children, maybe wait a couple years. Not only are they likely to get their own codex in that time, but they'll hopefully get a range refresh. The current options for Emperor's Children models are basically one singular good Noise Marine (the one shown in the video) and a smattering of old & busted sculpts. Unless you're going to try to get them cheap on the secondary market, just wait for the refresh. (Or grab some 3rd party bits from companies like Spellcrow, Kromlech, or Puppetswar). Speaking of 3rd party, if you want to start Imperial Guard, and you don't care about competing in GW tournaments or stores, I highly recommend filling your infantry out with 3rd party plastics. Loads of companies sell 28mm army dudes. (My perennial suggestion is Wargames Atlantic, who produce kits specifically for Guard. Whether that's sculpts for defunct regiments, or the fact all the kits come with special weapons.). You will be spending WAY less money this way. I do not recommend trying to make an infantry-heavy Guard army using GW models.

@malikshabazz2065 5 месяцев назад

great stuff! keep up the good work :-)

@timunderbakke8756 Год назад

I’m a little sad I didn’t hear any mention of “war criminals” next to space wolves. Otherwise spot on. I’m absolutely here for the Egyptian space wizards and my only wish is for a few more magic things good at going after vehicles now that we don’t just deal mortals with psychic

@samb.8134 Год назад

It's 40k. War crimes are given for every faction.

@timunderbakke8756 Год назад

@@samb.8134missed the joke. Refer to prior episodes. We all know that the space wolves are war criminals for Prospero.

@Bot-Sympithizer-A.U.T.O Год назад

that tyranid sonic crossover was so nice thanks

@theone-tg4ey 10 дней назад

The Warhammer universe has it all!

@darrennorniron 6 месяцев назад

As a brand new player, the space nuns really appeal to me

@Maladjester 7 месяцев назад

First army was Tyranids, mostly because they draw no distinctions. It's all food. Good, bad..... I'm the guy with the teeth.

@myster_kr5788 10 месяцев назад

As the biggest tyranids fan and the biggest sonic fan that opening was the best thing I've ever seen

@Driven-Productions 5 месяцев назад

Solid content.

@BW-CZ Год назад

Tyranids my beloved! A good way I like to describe them is "more than just beasts", adapting not just biologically but also tactically. Constantly underestimated by all their opponents (except maybe the Eldar) the Tyranids brought everything. From the teeth, claws, swarm and monstrous to the guerilla, mines, EMPs and artillery, they WILL prove to you how little you are in the face of the eldritch Hive Mind.

@toooldfortwowheels2048 Год назад

Seriously chaps, if this doesn't quickly become your most watched video I'll be surprised. Concise and gives an actual players spin to it, not just rules lawyers and hypothesis.

@HpacEastern 9 месяцев назад

I always thought the imperium of man missed a huge opportunity. They could have run a propaganda campaign against the Orks. Make them believe the Emperor of mankind was unharmed and ready for a battle. Make enough of them believe that and the Emperor should theoretically heal and be ready for combat again

@theerectus2004 7 месяцев назад

A few vids of Big E in battle with that huge flaming sword and orks have a 3rd god.

@jackfordansk4262 5 месяцев назад

Ork belief being manifested by their powers is actually something that is only suggested in the in universe lore, and only a couple of times. If looking at the lore that GW provides directly, they only talk about the Orks having innate knowledge about how to engineer things.

@jaqssmith1666 Год назад

yes, the eldar are the coolest thing ever. this was accurate.

@XiongGou 9 месяцев назад

I love the Eldar models! Want to build a craft world army myself... But I'm hesitant because I only see a lot of negativity around the "space Elves."

@exmalobonum1 Год назад

That Tzeentch breakdown 🤌🏼

@ArcadiaCrow 12 дней назад

this was super funny and helpful as someone who kinda wants to learn to play

@ezariogerion3138 Год назад

Chaos Knights. When being giant is awesome and driving a daemon is even more awesome!

@christianpritchard195 Год назад

They weren't lying. GW really do hate the quins.

@TrippyTheShroom Год назад

HeyWoah is one of my favorites

@D.S.lawbrd Год назад

I really felt the Emperors Children anecdote... It hurts... Makes furious 😢

@jimmysmith2249 Год назад

That shot about competitive mtg players is spot-on and brilliant.

@unintentionally_edgy5867 2 месяца назад

Custodes may be outnumbered 5-1, but it’s a good thing they can kill at a rate if 7-1

@zramirez5471 Год назад

Idk whether the script or the editing was the high point, but Holy Shit am i getting on the Patreon train!

@ry7hym 5 месяцев назад

I'm a mtg player and i was thinking of getting into Warhammer. i absolutely loved the references to mtg

@FadingClarity Год назад

I know you were trying to sell us on World Eaters, but you didn't have to tear your co-host to shreds and yell "Blood for the blood God" midway through the podcast.

@raffess1 Год назад

The ork part got me. Nice video! hhahah

@118bone Год назад

This was an amazing watch and I don't even play 40k

@TheMapleMerchant Год назад

Thanks, gonna go order Tzzangors now !

@gstellar96 Год назад

I would love to see heywhoa on the show for an aos themed episode

@SonnyBear5 9 месяцев назад

owning the most expensive faction but is the lowest win:lose ratio and forgotten by GW… Gotta love my toaster boys

@moonfale Год назад

I have already shared this twice

@thatcrazybstrd167 11 месяцев назад

Now, I don't know if you chose to use SGM Avery J. Johnson from Halo as your example for the everyman guard unit, or just some dude named Johnson, but Halo Johnson was part of the prototype SPARTAN I program that was even more hush-hush than the II's or III's were. The man is super soldier lite. Just thought I'd drop some obscure lore from one sci-fi setting on the community for another.

@SamDavies94 5 месяцев назад

Just thinking about getting back into the hobby now, I used to play standard Ultramaries, but... I think I may go for Eldar, as their designs have always been interesting to me. As a complete noob, would I be able to combine Harlequin and Eldar together, or is that a no-no. Also, can I mix and match Eldar units across the board? Am I able to chose a different colour scheme to the ones on the boxes?

@AlvarazCMSB Год назад

admech doesn't even have the best shooting in the imperium anymore :(

@faf_nir Год назад

"I hope we did your army justice..." Cries in Emperor's Children 🥲

@MattH11 5 месяцев назад

So is Krieg considered part of the Militarum in terms of “army”? I like 40k and have been on the fence about trying to get into the table top. I’ve been looking at Death Guard, Black Legion, Blood Angels, Salamanders, and Krieg.