Every Cold Open From Season 5 | Brooklyn Nine-nine 

Boyle crying to never be woken up is too relatable

Poor Boyle being woken from his dream.😅 It’s a nice contrast to Scully’s pure joy and excitement at donut holes falling from the sky.😉💗

One of my favorite moments is still Kevin climbing out from the cart and Holt going “Hello Kevin, it’s me, Raymond Holt” like, that’s HIS HUSBAND, introducing himself like that to his husband is scarily funny to me.

You know, the fact that the Hitchcock bit happened before Boyle being woken up implies that Charles dreamed about Hitchcock bleeding because his PoC son-in-law bit him. Which is very perturbing if you think about it

17:51 the most iconic cold open of the show

16:53 i never noticed that Holt spells his name for the reservation for HIS HUSBAND💀

Even tho I can recall all of cold opens right now I still watch it all

6:21 is one of my dearest memories of a Cold Open. I love how Jake's mind works!!

I loved the fake out of Jake coming back

Scully’s “No i’m definitely not” is so iconic

For those of you seeing Jake do the worm...know that on actual PRecint floors is CAKED withg dirt and grime. His track suit would have a chalky white powder all over him

The season 5 Scully and Jake moments kinda made me wish they would’ve had more scenes/episodes together lol

The best Season 5 including the I WANT IT THAT WAY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Backstreet Boys never fail me

11:00 a true iconic moment.

Fun fact: the Warden at 2:03 is the actor that does the voices of Cotton Hill and Khan in “King of the Hill”.

Weird how I also wish I had a “Freedom Fest Feast” for Thanksgiving.

Jake and Doug are such really good friends

Its finally HAAPPEENNNIIIINNNGGG!!!!!

RIP Andre Braugher, NINE NINE

14:38 no i'm definitely not 😂😅

The wedding part was AWESOME I LOVE the whole dynamic they have and wish I actually knew how to describe it 😅. If anyone's does know how PLEASE tell me.

Mahn said, "Snitch time!"😂😂😂

The one with the red hat kills me every time!! 😂😂😂

4.Gregory Helms 3. Chris Benoit 2. Eddie Guerrero 1. Rey Mysterio

Backstreet Boys, I’m familiar

@4:00 is the cold open that got me to watch B99. No regrets.

16:58 My name is Charles and my World is Fire and Blood.

Im sorry, but that hat on Captain Holt, he was Pulling.. it... Off!

Scully and Hitchcock being themselves even in a dream.

3:30 honestly tickles me every time because it feels very Andy Samberg dad joke vibe

My envelope was bigger too 😊

12:46 Frank Sobotka floated out of the Patapsco, swam up to New York, and decided to join the cops just to spite Valchek. This is my headcanon.

Why would Sarge have the answer for Hitchcock bleeding when Hitchcock already knew why he was bleeding? Hitchcock didn't need to ask but dammit he deserves all the lines gets in the early missed show. Bring back the 99 or at least make some movies about the 99.

Jake! Guess who just called me! The jerky boys, they’re back! Noooo what?! Nooo

rewatching the clips because I miss this show!

These are the best cold opens

1:16 Boyle: *WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP?!?! I TOLD YOU NEVER TO WAKE ME UP!!!*

Soooo that was not the cake guy.

My favorite serial

With Seth Meyers and Steven Colbert on hiatus, I'm binge watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine on my phone

Holly pulled a perfect Batman and thought we wouldn't notice 😂

Imagine the scenes if you had excluded the most iconic cold open ever!!!

I want it that a way

3:39 Man now I'm hungry 🤤🤤🤤🤤

16:40 the peralta special

Season 5 is the best!!

The best ones

Honestly, 5 days in solitary would be brutal.

Tell me why!!!!!

first

ninth

Second

“Do it harder” 😂

20:46 one of the funniest Hitchcock scenes. 😂