none of these clips are mine. NOTE: i only included characters who appeared on stage (so no gerald or grace chastity) and had at least one line spoken or sung. follow me on insta! / breadroll_sk
there is no real criteria for these rankings besides my instinctual gravitation to them lmao . . **ALSO it was confirmed in a livestream that the rude customer and man in a hurry are separate characters!!
hi, gary goldstein, attorney-at-law. i was a little further back in line. are you aware that my client, linda monroe, suffers from a rare, little-understood anxiety disorder? and any lasting medical conditions which may arise from stress caused on _these_ premises are _your_ liability, sir? i hope you have your finances in order! get ready for audits! audits, up ya ears. audits, in ya ying yang. audits out your *wazoo* !!!
Hi Gary Goldstein, attorney in law, I was a little further back in line. Are you aware that my client, Linda Monroe, suffers from a rare, little understood anxiety disorder? And that any lasting medical conditions that may arise from stress caused on these premises are your liability, sir? I hope you have your finances in order! get ready for audits! Audits up your ears! Audits in your ying yang! Audits in ya wazoo!! HiGaryGoldsteinattourneyinlaw. Are you aware that my client, Sherman Young, is being discriminated against- Ooh right in the *subpoena!* Can I use these coupons? Her protector... Gerald? Yeah, it’s Gary. Yeah. We gotta talk about the will. Goldstein!! *singing parts* -🎶It’s called PTSD🎶 -🎶It’s mine🎶 -🎶It’s mine🎶 -🎶You never should settle🎶 *Also insert 😬 in between every line said* Gary Goldstein attorney in law actually doesn’t have many lines for such an amazing man. In this essay-
As much as I wish Jaime was in Black Friday more, she's really the only Starkid who could've played those characters, I don't think anyone else could've pulled off Sherman lol
I'm pretty sure Peanuts does appear on stage. When Curt's character comes on stage during What If Tomorrow Comes, there's a little squirrel in the pockets of his hoodie.
I think she’d have vocally managed, but I don’t think she could play as tough a character as lex. Her voice is very polished and pretty, so I feel like Angela’s performance would be better. But then again you never know
K so Homeless Guy got 23. So I’m close to rioting. HCB got 20. about to do it. Henry Freaking Hidgens got 13. Getting closer to the spawn of satan himself Hannah got 7. Satan is now watching with me K Gary Goldstein got 1. Satan went home . Toy store is safe.
As a Sam stan I started this video like “mmmmMMMMMM” lmao (Yes, I know he’s awful but he is Funny and Entertaining to watch and that is my top priority)
OKAY LISTEN. MY INNOCENT BEAN CURT SNIGGLE PUT HIS WHOLE ENERGY INTO THAT AND YOU JUST TOSSED HIM AWAY. HE DESERVED BETTER AND I WILL BE BITTER ABOUT IT.
Sometimes I forget that Paul and Emma are played by the same actors as Linda and Gary. Lauren and Jon are definitely some of the best actors in starkid
i watched this and the pure eXCITEMENT i felt when i saw lex as three and had to think,, 'man, who are the only other 2 hatchetfield characters who haven't been said?' and then... mAN IN A HURRY AND GARY GOLDSTEIN,, this was,, a wonderful experience, to say the least
Okay by the time I got to the top two I had no idea who could be ranked higher than Paul, Emma AND Lex, but I have to say... *slow clap* I agree wholeheartedly :)
can we take a moment to appreciate the timing of mariah getting cast in mean girls, otherwise we wouldn't have gotten angela, whom I adore to bits. she's such a perfect addition to starkid & I can't wait to see what characters she plays in the future.
This was absolutely excellent and i am in awe of you for being at all able to rank all these masterpieces Really made me realize how much they characterize every single person on stage, even background characters! but I have to say Uncle Wiley/Wilbur was CRIMINALLY low
Ethan was legit my favorite character, when he was introduced I expected him to be a jerk, but he was such a decent person, it was really refreshing to see!
nope, there the same person, originally Jeff was supposed to say "I'm in a hurry" in tgwdlm but he was ironically too in character to say it, instead just running past the Greenpeace girl, so they had him say it twice in black Friday
Glad to see the fandom getting over the weird professor hidgeons obsession. He was a pretty good character with a catchy song but definitely didn't deserve to be literally everyone's favourite character like he was
I genuinely love every single character in both shows none of them are extremely 1 dimensional even the smaller characters have personalities Edit: that said, Hot Chocolate Boy is an ICON how is he not higher
Curt Wiggle and Wilbur Cross are dangerously low on this list... Also you did my girl Charlotte a diservice for putting her so low! (Except for those, I love this list lmao)
I thought the rude guy and man in a hurry were the same person so I was sad for a bit but then, it makes sense. Also if Paul or Emma couldn't have the top spot at least it was Gary
