Every JoJo Villain Vs. Every One Piece Admiral 

One piece villain ability: I can control light Jjba villain ability: it just works

i just imagined Pucci just carrying Kira at unseeable speeds around the place just helping him unconsentually touch all the admirals one by one

jojo stand belike: oh i cant even destroy a building but can reset a fcking universe

DIO declares himself the new King of the World, starting a massive civil war.

Kars: where the hell is Valentine!! (In an alternative dimension) valentine: yo you the king of the pirates? Roger: yeah Valentine: good can you do me a favor?

What really makes this scary is that canonically DIO and Pucci got along. Furthermore, Pucci can see in stopped time. That means that you're dealing with essentially two time independent entities that know how each other fights and functions. Not to mention the fact that Kira, not wanting to be seen, would likely collaborate in the background, either with Funny Valentine or DIO and Pucci. Best case scenario, you're 100% going against Kars, Funny, Kira, Toru, Diavolo, and DIO and Pucci as they work together. Worst case, Kars, Diavolo, and Toru are gonna fight you independently, while Kira, Funny, and Pucci all rally under DIO to jump y'all asses. Teamwork makes the dream work, and fighting against them as a proper fighting unit is a nightmare.

The idea of tooru And Satoru hiding inside love train is horrifying

The idea of Pucci just running up to the Admirals at the speed of light and being like, “Yo this is my buddy Yoshikage Kira” and then all of them just blow up is really funny to me Edits: A lot of these replies are really dumb… this original comment was referencing the scenario Kaleb describes at 20:46… go watch it before you comment. I should also mention that a little earlier than the time stamp I posted, Kaleb states that this scenario is only possible if we’re applying JoJo videogame logic to the fight, so can y’all stop getting on my back about that one too? For God’s sake none of my statements are meant to be taken literally. Are the powerscalers really this dense? It’s a joke, nothing else.

Just imagining every single jojo villain chilling playing cards inside love train while also discussing plans is horrifying yet amusing.

Wouldn't Kars just be able to replicate haki at the highest degree since he's the ultimate lifeform. It would be like him learning Hamon.

Perfect Kars just scooping up some sea water like a fkn pelican and throwing it on them

WoU makes akainu trip on a fly and get his head split in half

old man walks up. Ground shakes they all fall into the ocean

The jojo villians slam. The Admirals definitely have higher AP and speed but the stand abilities are too busted. Wonder of U and Made in Heaven clear. Adding in love train is just over kill.

Atomic bomb vs coughing baby

Everyone tryna put powerful stands in the verse Me: cheap trick

The One Piece admirals watching as some funny cat blitzes them, pokes their ally's shoulder, and then they just get atomized:

Unfortunately, Jojo antagonists have playground level "nuh uh" abilities. Unless observation/armament haki becomes reality shattering, it's curtains. The only thing to say they can **MAYBE** take it is a combined wave of conqueors haki able to take out all except for maybe dio and kars

5:01 Fujitora wasn't really trying to break out of the cage. Doflamingo was technically still protected by the world government, so he had no authoritative jurisdiction to do anything about it.

Well Aokiji actually does have a fruit involving temperature rather than just ice, because we're told he can also unfreeze things too and his fruit is called the "Chilly Chilly" fruit which hints at it just being the fruit of cold.

The Admirals DO in fact have the capability to deal with Kars, which is Fujitora rocketing him off into space, which we have no reason to think he can't do considering the fact Fujitora can pull fucking meteors

Wonder of U alone kills op verse Wasn’t expecting so much likes. Much appreciation

From what little I know of jojo, even before watching this, jojo characters are basically top tiers in terms of hax movesets. One piece paramecia users get pretty wacky. Then bring in jojo abilities and they make paramecium users look tame by comparison. Honestly i think bringing the jojo villians to series like Bleach and Naruto would also make good video topics.

You guys seem to be forgetting that killer queen doesn't need to touch them. Kira just has to put a bomb in an object, and if the admirals touch that object, the bomb will be transferred to them. This makes the Pucci Kira combo very deadly. Also I think he can still blow up logias, since he can blow up inanimatr objects as well.

5:03 Oh Fujitora could absolutely break out of the bird cage, he just didn't because he wanted Luffy to beat Doflamingo in order for this event to be impossible to cover up and lit a fire ubder the government's ass

toru hiding behind valentines love train would just straight out solo the entire OP verse💀

All the jojo villains get into love train, then kira plants bites the dust on one of them and they shout his name at the admirals. On the next loop they all just stay in love train and wait for the admirals to suffer their fated death. Ezpz

Something else to consider about Kars. Hell, Kars has the powers of all life forms in the world. That includes plant life forms too (we see him turn his hand into a flower at one point). You know what are plant life forms in One Piece? Devil Fruits. Kars could turn his hand into any Devi Fruit that exists, take a bite, and give himself that Fruit's powers at the Awakened level.

Sheer heart attack bout to be Akainus worst nightmare

The admirals charge, WOU activates, commences Tom and Jerry scene where they slide off the docks into an ocean

Admirals got power, durability and endurance. The villains got speed and hax out the wazoo. If Perfect Kars is there then there's a decent chance he learns Haki by being hit by the Admirals. It just feels appropriate he could eventually learn that. I'm giving it to the Jojo villains. They have D4C: LT which is busted as a defensive, Wonder of U for instant retaliation if pursued, Kars for raw intelligence, Kira for bombs and SHA, DIO, Diavolo, and Pucci for time related shenanigans. It's a wrap for the Admirals.

Pucci, Valentine and Tooru: untouchable and durability negation Kars: immortal Kira: durability negation DIO and Diavolo: confusion and save teammates What is the One Piece verse gonna do bruh😭

5:04- He can also summon meteors at a higher quality than Planet Waves....and this wasn't him going all out.

Kars is a walking mahoraga with the biology of every thing that exists in the world

One Piece is way physically stronger (like waaaaay stronger) but Jojos wins easily with hax. How tf do they fight someone like Funny?

Oh another thing to take note of is that in the jojo OVA, stand users can cover their bodies with their stands. If the calling here were able to do that, it would give both invisible and intangible armor

Fujitora can send Kars to space

Diavolo donuted people years before Akainu popularized it! The Boss is a genius!

I feel like logically, if devil fruits have a soul, at the very least zoans, pucci could steal a devil fruit disc

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that l'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

The OP admirals get absolutely STOMPED out by the JoJo team.

This man starting wars with this one

Let me give my opinion on how the Jojo characters would do in this hypothetical battle. Anytime Wonder of U is in a hypothetical VS battle, the team he’s on automatically wins. Just having the intent to pursue, attack or do anything involving him will cause calamity on the target, and it negates durability, making simple things like tripping or broken glass fatal. Only way to bypass him is bypassing logic entirely. And that’s not even considering Funny Valentine or the other villains. ULF Kars was only defeated because Araki needed some way to write him out of the story. DIO’s time stop may work well by placing Kira right behind any target to use Killer Queen, but that’s only assuming DIO will be reasonable and be willing to work as a team (most likely scenario he only cooperates with Pucci unless he has a reason to work with the other Jojo Villains). Kira’s most important ability in this fight is his first bomb, since Sheer Heart Attack doesn’t have enough explosive potential to deal actual damage to the OP Admirals. Bites the Dust is a backup plan incase they somehow start losing, and need to rewind in order to restart the fight. Diavolo is most likely the least helpful here, Epitaph only shows what will happen in 10 seconds, not how it happens. Time Skip also only works for himself, the others around him won’t remember the time-frame and cannot be affected. The only way his Time Skip can be useful is either for him avoiding attacks, or if it was already fated that he would be able to deal damage in the first place, in which he can skip straight to the aftermath of said attack. Pucci’s Time Acceleration needs a startup period, in which he will have to warn the others before starting his Time Acceleration in order to let them know to protect him at the beginning until he reaches a quick enough speed. DIO will most likely be the only one guaranteed to help, but he can use Time Stop whenever something may be about to hit Pucci, which should buy him enough time to buildup speed. Valentine can bring a new copy of anyone if they die to continue the fight, and he can camp in Love Train the entire fight if needed. Lastly, Wonder Of U simply exists, and just like that he’ll cause calamity to anyone with intent to attack him. Thank you for listening to my TED Talk. If you have any thoughts or counter arguments, feel free to reply.

"i wont low ball the jojo villians" then immediately really high balls the one piece admirals

Hey, good video, but Fujitora is actually implied to be very much able to break out of the Bird Cage. He is an admiral so since Doffy is a Celestial Dragon, he can't hurt him. He was holding back with the meteor showcase, and when the Bird Cage broke everybody fell like they should since they were pushing someting and it ceased to exist except Fujitora since it's implied that he wasn't pushing the Bird Cage with his full power. Also slight spoiler, but Oda said in the newest SBS that Fujitora has a special-grade sword so he is very capable.

Also something cool to note, Dio and Aokiji both have the same voice actor in sub

Kaleb are you going to do the Akatsuki matchup video? JoJo vs OG Naruto matchups would also be fun...

Stands can only be seen by stand users, that’s also a big thing to note.

Okay i thought of this, just Valentine and Kira. Valentine sit in the love train and just keep spawning Kira and throwing him at the admiral. Eventually, he just has to touch them with killer queen. Hell what if he has a version of Kira far away from the battle with goggles to detonate the bomb the other kira's put on the admirals. Even if the kira thrown at the admiral dies before detonating the bomb another version of kira standing far away prob could. make them explode, it's the same stand why could it not.

we didn't mention dio (part 3) or diavollo on this list I noticed, we also didn't really discuss the tree admiral (forgot his name) so imma do that in the comments. Dio with time stop i think would ultimately do very little against the logia admirals, cause even with stopped time they're still just light/magma/ice so damaging them wouldn't really be an option for dio, but he could easily take out fujitora since fujitora without the time to alter gravity is just a man, i also doubt dio would do much to the tree since he can regenerate his body rapidly so long as hes rooted maybe if he got to him before he could transform but that would require some kind of fore knowledge that dio just doesnt have. as for diavollo I think it's a similar problem where his abilities could work on fujitora or sengoku so long as he gets to use it before sengoku can transform or fujitora can alter gravity, same with the tree you just need to catch him before the wind up but again would need a level of foresight the character doesnt have.

What if Funny Valentine used D4C to grab Heaven Ascended Dio and beat up the Admirals

If you ignore Pucci and Tooru, the admirals are stronger, but two universal level threats is a bit much

Couldn’t fujitora theoretically recreate that one move jumping Jack flash dish on Jolene and use that against Kars? Essentially making a vacuum on earth to disable him

Actually Aokijis power is cold not ice, the hei-hei nomi literally translates to cold, and he has created snow and the like, he is a temperature manipulator

People forget about how ruthless the Jojo villains are dio might play around and find out but the other villains no

Here's an idea, Jonathan and or Joseph Joestar in demon slayer.

20:50 Actually, no, I believe Bites the dust is incapable of being inserted in Stand users.

Id say Funny Valentine and Tooru would solo the admirals out of pure hax alone. Pucci can reset the universe and has infinite speed, but he needs to accelerate to that point and Im not sure whether or not maiden heaven’s base speed is ftl. Dio is probably light speed or ftl since he was keeping up with jojos, but being ftl here is. it enough. He lacks the ap to do anything to any of the admirals, aside maybe fujitora and his time stop really isnt gonna do anything. Kars is kinda confusing since Ik not sure where he scales, but I do know of his hax, and idk if his hax will be enough to win here. The rest can do some damage but would be taken out here.

Still listening through the video (enjoying it so far btw) but two things when talking Perfect Karz vs the Admirals: 1. You mentioned Aokiji's fruits isn't the cold ability but the ice ability. Technically though, the fruit is the Chill Chill Fruit, (not Ice Ice fruit) so his ability is the cold, just that the depiction given in the One Piece world is always turning moisture into ice. 2. Fujitora has a gravity fruit. That goes both ways, so if he can summon a meteor to earth from space, then he should be able to send an object from the surface into space. In my opinion, the way Karz was beat in JJBA by Joseph, is accessible to these two admirals in these ways. Awesome vid. Loving it. Will definitely be checking out the other "VS Video" right after.

Pucci: "Ay y'all come look at this!!" Every Marine: 🔥

If you think about it, Space Ripper Stingy Eyes can hurt every devil fruit user because its not lasers its water sent out at an insanely fast speed

Love more one piece content, not saying you should become one of the one piece youtubers but i'd definitely love to see more videos like this and maybe even some talking about one piece and your thoughts in general

"How unfair do you want this video be" Kaleb: Y E S

Kars does not have the durability to survive any of the admirals attacks

8:40 It's actually the opposite. The Hie Hie no Mi mean is cold. Ice is the form it manifests, but the general idea is that it's the element of cold itself. That's why he could square off against Akainu for 2 weeks. We do not know if he can create absolute zero temp at this point in the manga, but it's not outside of the realm of possibility.

*Fujitora causally launching Kars to space*

i can imagine pucci bringing kira along and then each admiral just mysteriously explode into nothingness after a small tap they felt like 3 seconds before

On how Wonder of U might take out Akainu: The potency of the bad luck scales up in severity depending on what gets attempted, and it ignores or erases durability as well. Most likely, Akainu's heart would just stop as he winds up an attack specifically targeting Tooru, which might not be enough to kill him but would certainly mess him up.

Atomic bomb vs coughing baby type setup

Being faster than a logia doesn't grant one to physically interact them as a logia fruit alter the consumer's body into the element itself. Which vegapunk confirms. You're confused with special paramacia and logia.

when somebody eats a logia they become that element 24/7

Fujitora can probably just throw kars into space. If he can pull meteors down why not send the stripper up?

My two favorite anime in one video

It's a bit of a callback, but Medaka Box was a manga that had some wacky powers. I.e. control over electricity to the point of manipulating brain waves and muscles, automatic reflexes, and redirection of damage to the truly absurd dealing with reality bending and absolute damage. For a specific matchup, Kumagawa Misogi would be an interesting opponent for Gold Experience Requiem.

Admirals could unfortunately fucking forgots that sea water is lethal to them and goes right there due to wou

0:55 The problem here is this: In JoJo, people get super powers (stances) and are able to kill people in less than a second. In one part, people train and gain the ability to destroy armies and cities in seconds.

Top 7 JoJo characters vs the tournament of power

Yes

I like the idea of Sheer heart Attack only target Akainu.

descriptions of all the types for those who dont know how to describe paramecia: zoan - furry logia - jesus regen paramecia - RANOM BULLSHIMMY GO!

one piece admirals were cooked since the start

23:00 GER is actually confirmed to be the strongest stand physically in jojo a go go (official art book written and illustrated by Araki and his company, lucky land communications). Even without its “RTZ” ability, it would beat star platinum in a fist fight.

God I loved the flags bit

As far as fights between verses go, I think it'll be funny to have really small scale villains punching it out for once. Bring my Oingo Boingo vs the Team Rocket. Let the Squadra go ham against the Ginyu force

7:15 If Kars literally absorbs someone with a Devil fruit he would get the power of that fruit just want to mention that

13:35 a problem is that he’s wrong here. Every stand evolution we saw before Stone Ocean was either Requiem or Acts vs Pucci who manifested a new stand that left the namesake behind. Pucci’s had replaced his stand with another, he is unable to use Whitesnake. The closest thing we have to that is (PART 8 SPOILERS) Soft and Wet the ability mixed with Killer Queen and the former Soft and Wet, however this stand had entirely new powers and couldn’t use things like sheer heart attack. Jojo still wins but he slipped up here.

15:52 Bro pulled out the bi flag for Kars 💀

8:46 no I'm pretty sure it actually is cold

the admirals get slaughtered 💀

I remember commenting somewhere about Diavolo vs Muzan from KnY. Can Diavolo defeat Muzan? Or will Muzan defeat Diavolo? Or can DIO defeat Muzan?

admirals vs every jostart could be a fun follow up video.

Just imagine C-Moon and Fujitora boxing over gravity

Fujitora's Press-Press Fruit sort of hard counters D4C (without Love Train of course) since the reason why parallel world versions attract to one another and also why Valentine is the only one to able to safely interact with his parallel world versions is due to gravity. As long as Fujitora creates gravitational fields around himself and his allies, there's not much Valentine (again without Love Train) can do against them.

You made one mistake here: Logia Devil Fruit abilities don't allow their users to turn into their element at will, the users _become_ that element. Their bodies turn into that element at a molecular level, this is a permanent change. As such any attack that is not coated in Armament Haki or uses an elemental weakness of theirs will not deal any lasting damage on them. It won't even touch their actual, physical bodies, they will simply regenerate. As such, Kuzan (Aokiji), Sakazuki (Akainu), Borsalino (Kizaru) and Aramaki (Ryokugyu) have literal invulnerability hacks in this fight. This entire fight is likely going to start off with a bunch of characters on both sides getting taken out, with a handful ending up locked in a stalemate, as they can not harm each other. Though honestly I have no idea how Stands would interact with Logia abilities. Could White Snake steal their memory discs? Technically speaking it can not make contact with their physical bodies. How would Bites The Dust interact with them? A bomb is nice, but can you really just blow up an element? There's a lot of questions that I don't think can be answered here.

8:42 his power is quite literally cold, not ice you have it backwards

I’m interested in more One Piece stuff myself.

Since when op verse got to multi content to moon bro ?

If verses are mixed then Kars gets every Devil Fruit because of Ultimate Life Form

They can't get through love train so Valentine is enough

Here's a big question. Since Kars basically has access to D.N.A. manipulation, and the fact that Devil Fruits CANONICALLY modify your D.N.A. (it's called Lineage Factor in One Piece), does this mean that Kars should be able to gain Devil Fruit powers from ANY user he meets as long as he can ingest some of their D.N.A.? Granted, I don't think it would work if the Devil Fruit user is doing something that modies their body in that instant, but take Smoker for example, Kars shouldn't be able to absorb D.N.A. from Smoker's smoke form, but if Kars catches Smoker off-guard, and eats like some of his skin, I feel like Kars should be able to gain access to the Smoke Smoke Fruit. In One Piece, it's implied that that DF users will explode if they eat a second DF. This has 3 potential possibilities, 1. It's just a lie the WG tells to stop people from eating more than one DF, in which case it doesn't affect Kars, 2. It's true, and DFs are based on like soul demons or something, and Black Beard simply found a loop-hole Kars likely can't replicate, or 3. It's true, but the DF users "exploding" is simply because of their D.N.A. becoming unstable because multiple DFs are attempting to modify the SAME piece of D.N.A. causing them to continuously over-riding each other resulting in death. If it's option 2, Kars likely can't replicate DF abilities, if it's 1, he 100% can, but if it's 3, he still likely can, because he can manipulate D.N.A., and simply prevent the DF D.N.A. from modifying the same genes in his body, thus they don't come into conflict. Imagine a Kars that slowly acquires more DF abilities the more fights DF users. Plus One Piece humans are generally far stronger than Jojos humans, so Kars should also be able to modify his own body using One Piece human D.N.A. to give him a One Piece human's body equivalent power ceiling. 8:42 Actually, Aokiji's power ISN'T ice (unless I'm the victim of misinformation?!?!), his Chilly Chilly fruit's power is COLD itself, which is why it's the superior version of the Snow Snow fruit, which is the actual ice DF. Yes, he can turn himself ice, but it's not a crazy as the DF that allows someone to literally cleanse the evil out of people's souls. 21:40 Is this Monster Sanctuary music? I can't tell, but it kinda sounded familiar. Oh, uh..... mega ultra massive Observation Haki spoiler. If you know, you know, if you don't, you dont. It puts the potential ceiling for Future Sight into space.