Every Joke In Avengers: Age Of Ultron 

hahhahahahaahha

My god I cried laughing 😂😂

In my language they missed that line. There was some sort of: let's discuss everything peacefully, *shoot*, peace be with you

the “ ⁿᵒ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢⁿᵗ” ruins the joke, but that is disney for ya

@@nahuelahpa1881 na it makes it funnier

HI

bad joke

not funny at all

The voice made me laugh

The only comment I found so far thats more than 1 month old

I knoowww lol

Improvised!

Colleen Ross I know right but it's so cute!

Ikr sooo cute :3

Lyra Invisa honestly me

shit Language wait no ones going to say anything about cap saying Language

Same 😁

She made the kinkiest face😳

😏

DAMN, NAT!

7:43

Pure sibling energy, right there

*They're

@@micazdimm4202 it’s either one

@@paigewilder1098 no it isn't

@@paigewilder1098 no it isn't

@@paigewilder1098 your brain is gone

that look is the kind of thing you would see a football player give their teammate when trip with the ball.

I think Bc of his fast metabolism and healing factor, 1 or 2 bullets wouldn’t kill him, just annoy him bc it probably hurts lol. Unfortunately for him, Ultron put about 20 bullets in him so there is no coming back

He was probably thinking “we’re saving you, for fucks sake don’t shoot us, and everyone else just stopped aiming at us so what’s your problem”

It was more like a " really dude ?""

@Ashley Smith Cyrus lol yes

Honestly one of my fave jokes. I come back to watch this video often

I love these lines

😂😂😂

Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep!!

😂😂😂😂😂🤣

This is me and my bro trying to kill each other

LOL

that is so true and pure

4

Yayyyy

@Cill Dasho AGREED

It was also improved.

heheheh

How to put a line

Ha i said the same thing🙂

omg I just realised out of the three of them only Thor's left

Well the thing with the elevator is probably working because Odin said "Who so ever holds this hammer if he be worthy should possess the power of Thor." That, in my opinion, clearly references to persons and living beings. An elevator is not a person, its a machine.

But if you have Vision connect to the machines that control the elevator...

Only thor’s left 😢

This is such a Steve thing to say.

Writers of the movie: WE can fix that!!!

He doesn't have a girlfriend he has a wife

Lol

@@eljayhill6691 that’s the joke-

@@eljayhill6691 r/woosh

hahahaahahahahahahahaha

Agreed 😂

😂😂😂

my fav

MaozerBowzer 1 you need one more please be a secret door

I miss the quick little bastard already

Last I saw him, Ultron was sitting on him

Yeah, I'll be missed.

I love tho scene

What makes it even funnier to me is learning Jeremy Renner ad-libbed that entire bit after Pietro tells him to "keep up, old man," ha ha ha.

among

How so?

@@anxiousearth680 maybe because the one robot that fell didn't die. it could harm some people down there

@@whatevermanh7657 because of gravity and physics when that thing touches the ground they’re gonna need one helluva spatula to clean it up. It might kill someone if it lands on a person but other than that it’s not hurting anything.

@@Mtab2260 no because ultron can transfer to that robot’s body and redo his plan all over again

I WAS JUST GOING TO SEE IF ANYONE SAID THIS HFEIUBV

He’s so cute I can’t

How the small text?!

Y..a..y..!

@Lain Blair I'm not sure if you know but it's a joke

I understood that reference.

YES

Bestie03 i laughed so hard at it

Does he say "buy"? I actually thought he said "blow"

​@@ironic_iron8770 it's buy. He's asking so he can somewhat legally destroy it.

lolasum sumi-san haha I thought I was the only one who noticed that but then I saw your comment haha but funny you mentioned it😂

Jessica Nordström why are all the comments so new wtf

Dark_Whispa hahaha I just wondered the same! Maybe we all got avengers clips in our RU-vid feed, they can sense when someone have watched a lot of avengers so maybe that’s why?🤔😂

Jessica Nordström lol you commented on my comment too

It gets me every time, he sounds like an excited kid at Christmas, Love ya Tony :)

But Can We Hold Them Off? *THEY ARE THE F***ING AVENGERS*

RUBY!!! How's your Uncle Qrow? (He's hot in my opinion)

@@EbonyTheVampireWitch He's drunk. Like usual. -Lil' Red 🌹

@Voltzro Ah fuck.

If the elevator does up won't it be worthy cause it's basically moving it

@@romesabilal1536 if that's the case then dirt is worthy

@@ICCUWANSIUT now I am like even more confused

@@romesabilal1536 Well if you think about it, Vision can carry mjolnir. So logically we can say that any non-organic material or "being" can lift mjolnir. While some may say Vision could have a soul, I do not believe in that argument as he is made up of metal and an AI. The only part of him that could have a soul is the stone but again I doubt that since I believe that there is a theory about Ultron being corrupted by the stone, which I take to mean something merged with Ultron. Anyways, if we follow this train of thought we are left with the fact Vision carried mjolnir, we haven't seen any other robot try to carry mjolnir therefore we haven't disproven that robots can't carry it. So that means, anything without a soul can use mjolnir. Making dirt, among other materials, worthy. As well as elevators and any components in them except for living creatures. However, mjolnir must be able to sense in a 10 meter radius or more any living being attached to the material, since Iron Man and War Machine failed to lift it with their gauntlets. End brainstorm.

@@ICCUWANSIUT ........wow thank you though for trying to explain that to me ❤️❤️

He said it as I read our comment lol

​@LillianSteph1949 the most perfectly timed moment

yeah, stark called hawkeyes kids 'smaller agents' so yano

He ain’t wrong

They are

Ultron: *chops off Claud’s arm* Also Ultron: Omg I’m so sorry, are you okay? I’m sure it’ll heal fast.

@@scarlettwitch4365 close enough.

As it happened I saw this comment 😂

Sen_ Sen sane actually

I never realized that before and I was wheezing when I heard that. Thank you for that.

I know LMOA😭😭

I never had heard that before

No Tony Stark to do that for the MSheU. OG Avengers gone = MCU Death. I loved AOU because of all the character interactions. This movie showed their comraderie & helps set up the emotional foundation of why Civil War is heartbreaking - Friends on opposite sides hurting each other. Ying & Yang Movies are AOU & Civil War. I enjoyed all the humour.

that's literally my favorite part, I was about to comment that

me too i comment about it and it just so pure

They're the avengers dude. You can't hold em off. ITS BASIC MATH

THEN THEY PROCEED TO SAY NO SURRENDER

@@livkujala2822 I'm going to surrender

He should have said There the f**king avengers of course we cant hold them

We know that a coat hanger is worthy.

3C2EEE1 🤣 this is true

iʼm curious 😂

Or Steve could do it

For real 😂😂😂

Bella Kok 😂😂😂😂

00:51

Rosalie Hernandez my favourite part

Aisha Farah r/woooooooosh

@@lalu9285 @Souley Entertainment I think you got wooshed instead, because Aisah was clearly making a joke... you can read it in sarcasm...

Ana's Slime channel: Kids, Fun, Slime! HD r/woooooosh

Ana's Slime channel: Kids, Fun, Slime! HD | Um I don’t think that was sarcasm. But ok.

Lmao

😂

😂

This comment is underrated lol

Dr strange : lemme help you with that * fills drink *

yo have you heard of this dope indie band called The Impures, they have this song out "threats" yo have you heard of this dope indie band called The Impures, they have this song out "threats"

When I first heard this I thought that he meant Ultron beat him in an omlette making contest by one second

@@finallyimginger3223 wait same😅what does it actually mean tho, like Tony was about to make the same joke but Ultron said it first?

@@konradfabiszewski1490 in Iron man 2, while tony was dying with toxic symptoms by pladume core of his reactor, his relationship with pepper was also troublesome becuz of that and couple of other things. Tony tried to confess those things to pepper with an omelette that he made by himself in his plane, but he messed up the omelette and and couldnt tell the stories he was hiding either. Hence, Tony is refering that he was lost on omelette making to Ultron, after what ultron said, which seems somehow Ultron knows how to make omelette.

@@wikkkkk I thought different tho, he said "we don't have to break anything" and Ultron said "clearly you have never made an omelette" means that if you want to make an omelette you have to break the egg shell, if he doesn't have to break anything then clearly he hasn't made an omelette yet

Lol, the *yay* killed me

“He beat me by one second.”

“Ah yes, he’s funny, Mr. Stark, is what? {forgot line}, like old times?”

why 2014?

WakandaForeva yeah lol that was hilarious

I am done with the 12 thing in the marvel 🤣🤣

Literally scrolled thru the comments after that part! I never noticed it until now and it cracked me up! XD

@@homegirl44 same lol

it surprises me how many people think that was funny

Ikr! It sounds like an improv 😂

Genuinely downeys genuine reaction For the first shot I believe they didn't tell him it was a secret door and of course they told him what he was supposed to do I'm the scene and he just had his way with it Like how he had his way with pepper the day before

The accent is what sold it lmao

The whole theater laughed at that when I went and saw it. Still funny.

By far thr funniest avengers movie

And that's why he's my favorite lol!

The movie was good, the problem was the twins origin, the character that played quick silver, how the potential character was wasted, how ultron got the resources, and Bruce and Sasha feeling a bit forced just coz it didn't work out with the arrow guy

It was good. I’m still wondering how did whedon made such a good avengers movie but completely trashed justice league

@@kyroking9934 one of the world’s greatest mysteries

This is honestly my favorite movie because it is the first marvel/avengers movie i watched

@@kyroking9934 cos he had to work with SnyderTisms. He had to remove literally 2 hrs of content and all the ridiculous slow Mo and make sure that the movie still worked.

I loved that

Nearly everone.

Thor: I knew it! (while drinking Cap's beer)

Smirk*

Cutest use of the word "Yay!" ever, and Downey should've won an award for that.

Cliff Moore he should win an award for being himself because he's amazing

That yay is so cute ahah HELP ME 💔💔💔 (I watched endgame)

the hammer was fine with at least 3 people in the room. Thor, Vision and Cap

I love how Thor just accepted it and said to Tony "Good job"