Every Joke In The Avengers 

“he’s my brother” “he killed 80 people in 2 days” “he’s adopted.”

I love how once that saved the world they just eating and chilling

Ow wwto dmls gg gn should rovrrrbzd

I would like to see the sucide squad 2021😂

@@alichehab5804 Why exactly did you copy the 2 top comments?

80 people* not 82

@@loganbigmo the extra two kills must be loki accidentally stepping on ants, you guys

@@goodnight01687 he said peoples

@@izzykylblanco4525 #equalrightsforants #antsarepeopletoo

@@goodnight01687 if you say so

I think, many years later he had some respect for it.. Not everyday a normal (not dna changed ) human can surprise him like that..

@@ninabriesch4184 totally. he made fun of thor for always falling for his tricks so i’m sure he respected a non-god tricking him instead

Like that smile was so smug and then kaBOOM

Quite literally

Part of me thinks he didn’t really care. He’s a god. Not sure an explosive from a mortal has the power to do much to him.

And now that gold standard is rusty old pipes. Love phase 4 :)

@@FruitJuice1009 Vut?

@@Adirondaque jokes in the mcu now are lowest tier garbage of any large franchise right now.

@@FruitJuice1009 not as bad as Dc or Star Wars

Even in Thor ragnorok the entire movie was movie was imp-prove

Yeah, most people have seen that video already.

@@jimmyreece5781two years later and I still havent haha

And hungry … lol

i knew that, its one of my absolute favourite fun facts

I mean what else would you do

@@kirkcalixte6671 orgy

@@documentedmentaldegenerati9030 I think you mean a gang bang since there only one female and also WTF!!!

@@kirkcalixte6671 imagine

Shawarma is pretty awesome

It's doth mother know you wereth her drapes

@ars sanitas only took 3 tries by 3 different people

@@skriddlehiddles I love this comment

@@vinnylatoria4478 haha thank you

It's a line from Hamlet.

Fury: It worked once, why not twice?

the problem with having bruce banner as a character is that hes incredibly polarising, he's either the biggest threat of whatever media hes in or a complete joke, its difficult to land the sweet spot with him and while the avengers (being one of my favourite movies) did a good job at taking him to a unique place i can tell that it would have gotten old quickly and left little for his character to go

I also love when he realizes the helicarrier is going UP, not DOWN, and goes "Oh no. This is much worse."

It was also an excellent order in itself. Guiding Hulk to fight away from ground level not only draws enemy attention away from people trying to evacuate and helps out the only two original Avengers who can fly, but also reduces the chances of Hulk injuring bystanders by mistake.

@@BipedBD this x10^24

One of my Favourites

Those mother know you weareth her drapes😂😂

Yep...and

@@comarcampbell365 listen well metal man

WE PLAYED FORTNITE TOGETHER..

He probably doesn't even know what galaga is at this point

It was toned weirdly well when I read this like, second or something after I watched that part lmaoo

I heard that, that line was unscripted and they changed the scenes to make it fit. RDJ said it off the cuff and it was hilarious

@@icy7472 Yeah, the entire scene where the guy opens it back up is compeltely because RDJ says that improv, and the sound effects you can hear.

@@deathwrow9652 Yeah, you can tell why these actors get paid the big bucks. All individually hilarious and embody their role tremendously

I just love he tossed him around and in the middle of it he stops and looks at Loki before going right back to tossing him.

Loki: ENOUGH!! I am a GOD! and I will not be bullied by some BIG...!! Que Hulk throwing him around: "BANG!! BANG!! BANG!!" walks off. "Puny god" Loki: *Pained groans*

Which makes the scene in ragnarok so much better "that's how it feels!" lol

and where Loki would be setting up his device

So basically, he realized he roasted himself.

​@@arsyam_7 yup

Just another day in NYC

They gotta feed themselves.

And the superheroes do not talk to each other, like if there is no battle in the horizon then they don't have nothing in common.... but that will change.

They get paid by the hour

Everything pops off in NYC .😂

They left out "well, you're not wrong."

“Pretty spry for an older fellow” 😂

I do not understand this joke

@@ericwu4242 What!?😃

@@ericwu4242 no me neither

​@@ericwu4242loki is adopted but him and thor grew up like brothers. So he alwsy considers him his brother no matter what they even address each other as brother. Thor stated that Loki is his brother, in an emotional way, but when Nat said he killed 80 people in 2 days, Thor changed his statement to He's adopted syaing that Thor and Loki don't have a blood relation and that Thor dose not condemn his brother killing all these people.

​@@user-bv4nq8co9hI gave an answer just read it, it's in the replies

"On your left"

They very much feel like real things actual people might say.

i think it fit because every character joked within their characterization. Tony was dry and snarky. Cap was straightforward and pretty old-fashioned. Thor was.. Shakespearean. The only instance of "ermm he's right behind me isn't he?" you'd get from the MCU during that time was probably from star lord and that fit too cuz his characterization was that he was kind of an idiot. Then everything kinda fell apart with the Spider-Man films and the second Ant-Man film onwards. then it became "uuhrrmmm aawwkkwarddd"

@@ary2766 Star Lord was never and idiot, he was just a guy who never got to be a kid, and thus never really grew up, in fact he's the leader of the guardians.

Can't argue 😂

True lol 😂

You’re not wrong

616!

This scene would have been legendary if the guard would have been stan lee.

@@DivyaSingh-pi7nt Would have been iconic if Bill Bixby had been alive to be the guard.

@@DivyaSingh-pi7nt would be iconic if that guard returns in she hulk

@@superduperman6535 would be iconic if the guard got his own spin-off show

Banner : i know i know

Theyre fun superiors “people”

That's what tends to happen when you hire Joss Whedon

@@lclark2132 Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "The Body" (season 5, episode 16)

@@lclark2132 don’t hire him for dc movies

@@Deadchannel1737 Too late. They hired him 5 years ago to direct Justice League.

Is it just me, or did a few of these jokes not make it into final movies-? Deleted scenes?

@Blue The Velociraptor I don’t know, I get what you mean but personally I like that it makes them have a different feel than some other hero movies that are mainly just focused on action - especially since marvel movies tend to focus so much on the characters as individuals

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@Blue The Velociraptor then marvel isn't for you

HIS FIRST NAME IS *AGENT*.

@Raptor Blue Cry about it 😭

Fury was originally a stereotypical white man, but a number of decades ago they rewrote him based on Samuel L Jackson. To get the budget where they could get Samuel L Jackson to actually play him was the endgoal for Stan Lee

@@korenn9381 in the main timeline he's white. In the ultimate universe he's black and acts exactly like Samuel L Jackson.

Great ad for your place later!

I loved that scene. Im glad i caught that part.

A man that honors his word.

Why did I think for many years he was just being polite and tipping Fury 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

He is an old man acting like an old man

I tough he was paying for the hellicarrier

And he's the son of Coul.

I thought I was the only one to notice it

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those deserve to get called moron indeed no matter what your races are

Bcs. You are moron to Takes one to

Honestly they probably would if they could.

@@CosmicGoku529 true

Im pretty sure theres a whole movie about that Its about blue monkis or something i dont really remember the actual plot but it had blue people

@@abrahampichardo9440 you mean Avatar?

@@SalilRawatSaxena No Avatar had a kid with a blue arrow on his head. The movie he's talking about is FernGully. Or was it Disney's Pocahontas? Or Dances with Wolves? I forget.

I read this comment then 3 seconds later it played. 😮

Rocket: 12 percent? (Laughs "realistically")

they all respected his opinion :)

To be far he would be wrong anyways. There are many gods in Marvel. Yahweh which is what people call God now is just the God of Earth in the Marvel universe.

@Sarcastimation they are not Gods. Odine himself said to loki. They live, they die. They are not gods.

@Sarcastimation someone’s never watched avengers if he thinks Loki and Thor are gods in the MCU

@Sarcastimation alright nerd

Oh yeah

Legit, no bullshit question. Two actually. 1: is it worth watching? 2: how do they handle the events of the films? I'm not sure when the series stopped so I don't know if infinity war was ever on the cards but winter soldier was probably a big deal.

@@niallreid7664 1. Yes 2. Erm it’s part of a different time line and doesn’t interfiere with the movies

@@Jumpman16 Ah thanks for answering. That's funny, they advertised it as being part of the movie universe when it launched.

@VistaCorp I see thank you

Stephen Hawking in this universe must've done and discovered some weird shit its marvel universe after all

This aged well

@@irishcorn7140 like fine wine 🤣

The one where cap pays fury? Or "ant. Boot."

@@cheyennedringman9716 Stark: u want a drink? Loki, 15 minutes: i'll have that drink (Any joke)

10 bucks

Put on the suit 😂

There are also the things that play out referencing previous movies like "Cap" & "on your left".

5 years later, Thor in Ragnarok: "It was a mutual dumping" "I'm the strongest Avenger" Guess spending all that time with humans made him more like us

In Ragnorak: Thor to Hulk: "You're STUPID AVENGER" Hulk to Thor: "YOU TINY AVENGER" Meanwhile humans who Thor called tiny a few years ago: YES! THAT'S HOW IT FEELS

@@stevendchu To be fair, he is the strongest avenger so id say hes ok to say that

@@Heavenly_Buddha I don't know dr.strange has some cool tricks up his sleeve, but thor would still defeat him but it would be hard

If I've learned anything from Doctor Who, it's that if a good alien says that Humans are petty and alien, that means they're going bad.

Also later: Avengers play real life Galaga

@@rithvikmuthyalapati9754 actually that was a ester egg

This is one of rdj on the spot improvised right, so they actually adding a scene one of worker playing galaga and become well known meme galaga guy

my favorite moment of the movie

Let’s be real stark owned cap

@@jonathanma531 it's either or really. Caps humility vs Starks snarky wit. That way the fans have a foothold in their own opinion of their favorite.

And yet in the end, when it counted, Tony was willing to lay down on the wire - "I am Iron Man."

@@carlfromtheoc1788 yep, son of a guy

Rogers: conventional solution. Stark: technical solution. To make an analogy, Roger's is a regular police officer, or SWAT team member. Meanwhile, Stark is a bomb-squad tech. One of those guys who put on half a ton of body armor and then go try to assess or disarm live bombs at ground zero.

💀💀💀

🤔🤔☠️☠️

And Chris Evans is using his hand to cover the prosthetic over his jaw hiding the beard he has for the other movie he was filming at the time they came back to film this!

ikr

No talk, no serious moves, only uncomfortable silence. It never gets old

Chris Evans is using his hand to hide a prosthetic on his jaw thats covering the beard he has for another movie he was shooting at the time since they had to come back to film this one scene months after the movie had wrapped.

@@kevinfleming9919 Even better.

RDR 2 is Op right

That was a great moment but my favourite part is either the adopted line or the hulk punch.

@Blue The Velociraptor just cause something ain’t funny to you doesn’t mean it isn’t for everyone else

@@Platinum199 it isn't for everyone else tho

@@nickpenaranda725 nothing is for everyone else, there’s nothing that everyone in the world likes. Most people enjoy the jokes

@@Platinum199 correction: most mcu fans

@@nickpenaranda725 some of my friends that aren’t even fans of the MCU enjoy them, I don’t think it’s just MCU fans lmao.

I thought nobody else noticed this 😭

I thought it was because wizard of oz came out in the 1930s so he could’ve seen it before he went in the ice

I mean at this point it might as well be both. I'm still inclined to think he meant Oz but if anything First Avenger with him doing his doodling gives it a nice double meaning.

He got it because he'd seen the Wizard of Oz when it came out in 1939.

flying monkey is a term meaning the people that those with (narrcisistic personality disorder) use to do their bidding and dirty work.

But…he didn’t really die.

Go watch agents of shield now!!

He did but he didn't, I suggest watching Agents of Shield

Son of Coul lives.

@@James.D.B. non canon 😪

I was thinking the EXACT same thing😂

DON’T WE ALL!?

I'm pretty sure they show part of it in the Black Widow movie, where she gets that little girl killed

@@captainace1277 that was in Russia itself I think. In Budapest there are 2 holes in the wall and someone asks Nat "What kind of bullets make holes like that?" "Arrows"

That's exactly what I thought the Black Widow movie should've been about, I almost wanted it to be one of Marvel's darkest movies since Natasha's backstory is so dark and sickening

i had a stroke reading this

@@billyle1597 I'm sorry. Compound sentences difficult for you?

@@woodrobin i dont all the time get what i want tf

Assuming the foetus inherited some of Banner’s abilities, he knew that no woman could possibly survive the pregnancy. Even if he was fertile. ( the scene where Banner rocks the cradle and says, “I don’t get what I want all the time” ) Breaks my heart! ❤️🥺😭

In retrospect it feels like it was a subtle call out to the comic where Betty passed away from radiation sickness while presumably expecting. Though being Ross was still around I can't imagine Betty died in the MCU following Incredible Hulk. So perhaps more indicative of how he's going to be alone without someone he can live alongside of and build a life together. Not mourning a person but mourning a dream.

Meanwhile literally every universe has heroes.. In New York 😂 I love his cameos

Same

From their body language it seems a bit closer to the latter, but then again I'm not great at reading social cues

Comfortable. They're just in shock so they're not talking

Should be "exhausted, comfortable silence."

he does, as a combo move

Endgame??????

There is such a thing as _overcharging_ you know. Anyways, Thor charged Tony's suit in Endgame when they fought Thanos

If he doesn't it too much it could fry his circuits

*O v e r C h a r g i n g*