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I hated those “characters” they’d parade out at my local Macca’s in Sydney where I grew up as they were nothing but a bunch of perverts… A little too “touch-feely” with the kids. Despite my parents’ persistent requests, I NEVER got my photo taken with them as I didn’t want to be touched up by some f**kin’ paedo. When I was 14, the guy who would dress up as Hamburglar absolutely got torn a new arsehole in the carpark by irate parents, fed up with constant lack of action from local police who did nothing despite repeated complaints of indecent behaviour from the “characters” at a family restaurant.
@@fullsendit292 … They cornered him & then beat 7 shades of shit out of him. It was only after 1 little girl screamed after she was inappropriately groped & the guy tried to run off. I was walking past on my way home from school & heard all about it & saw him being loaded into the ambulance & he’d been arrested as I noticed he’d been handcuffed to the stretcher with a cop riding with him. I never heard what happened with the others but whenever I hear about rock spiders getting the crap kicked out of them (& deservedly so), I always remember “the Hamburglar moment” ✋️😁👍
Try Brodies Chicken in Qld. I haven’t eaten it in 10+ years. I can still hear the sound of the microwave as they heat up the frozen chicken patty for my stale, partially cold, “chicken burger”. I would take red over them anyday. I once went to a red in deception bay qld around 10pm. We were the only ppl there and driving a Commodore. All the staff literally hid. I think they thought we were going to hold them up. Kind of felt sorry for them. (we ended up going to KFC) But yeah. I can’t figure out how red rooster survives. But the fact that Brodies is still open should bring comfort.
Look mate I shouldn't be saying this but I've had a few tinnies and I'm feeling pretty good so I'll enlighten you. Red Rooster's a honey trap that's completely 100% funded by ASIO, to catch sex offenders. The naughty boys realised long ago that the most secluded place in Australia is a Red Rooster restaurant, and they'd been using it to conduct their naughty business. When the feds caught wind of this, they made a bid, and were able to snag the entire franchise for a little over $6,000, which is about $4,000 more than the next best offer. Funnily enough, no arrests were ever made, and now all the boyz in blue can't get enough of the old Red Pecker.
Today I received my Australian work holiday visa. The majority of my understanding of Australian culture comes from these videos so I think I'll fit right in.
@@michaelbalistreri4102 visa process was surprisingly bullshit free (apart from when I had to travel three hours to a different city to get a medical check up so they could tell me that I don't have tuberculosis) so in the end its mostly just about if you have the finances to do it.
@@Artymusey you may. I had to wait about a week for a medical appointment but once I had uploaded all my documents I had my visa within 24 hours. Really easy. I do live in an EU country and so my experience is probably easier than most.
as a HJs worker myself, i swear ive met people exactly like you mate, i was trained by a bloke when i was new and he taught me everything but most importantly how to slack off and steal as much as possible without getting caught, fast forward a bit and all the managers love me, i do basically nothing and steal and eat shit whenever i want and they dont do shit about it lmao, cruizy life hahaha.
So it isn't just me that carries around a magnifying glass so I can see the cheese burger. Nothing like a good slider, sorry burger, from Maccas, Red or KFC. Believe me they are absolutely nothing like a good burger. 😂
As a former Maccas worker this was legit spot on 100 percent. Funniest thing I ever witnessed working there was a crackhead asking if he could Afterpay a $2 cheeseburger when we told him we couldn’t do that he lost the plot 🤣🤣
@@cobyfield9237 and a couple fights, I think I’ve seen like three frights break out in front of that willows Maccas and all of them started with a dog punch
The best part of watching a Garn vid is being a local and pointing out places iv'e been around town. Also big ups to the editor for making seem like that reds is next to that maccas and HJs
I remember a mate who worked at Red Rooster telling all of us Maccas slaves how they got to sit around doing absolutely nothing for their entire shift for a higher wage while we we’d have to drop 80 nuggets on a single order every five minutes
One day me and my mate, decided to prank call a maccas, so we played this vid, but the bloke on the phone was so entertained by it, he watched for a full 2 minutes, whilst laughing at some bits, before being told to hang up by what may have been his supervisor.
I work in a McDeez and can confirm 80% of the employes are like that and the 20% left are carrying this shit. I know this is an exaggerated clip but it's not that far off the truth😂and it made my day. 10/10 video I laughed my ass off
today I learned that aussie burger king is called hungry jacks… for some reason. never change, australia; you’re the final natural evolution of humanity
I've always wondered what workers of 2 fast food places that are right next to each other think about each other. I live near a Macca's, KFC and HJs all on the same street so every time I grab food from one of them I wonder what the others think of each other. Like imagine seeing this type of stuff from the workers of both Macca's and HJs
I worked at both HJ and Maccas, had to choose one to keep, went with the highest bidder at the time which was HJs, 10/10 decision. You get literally destroyed at Maccas and especially at KFC. HJ was easy enough, permanent part time (LOL sucked in HJs) and no bullshit politics
for me atleast, i work at a maccies next to a tim hortons, they get pissy at me if we give them too many customers i.e from closing our drivethru/having a machine broken, but otherwise they just give me free shit
Was up at Townsville 3 weeks ago for 5 days to visit the brother in law… though the real reason was I wanted to see the funniest cnt in Australia!!! I didn’t manage that time, but will try again!! Love the content boys!!!
Seeing the boys whip a Cowboy Killer Mitsubishi made me weep tears of joy If sending inmates to a "You'll die anyway"-island wasn't the best idea ever for future generations to enjoy, then explain Ozzy culture. I'll wait.
He's actually so right about it's not about food anymore it's about the experience. So many good times going to maccers, what did I eat? Who knows? Haha epic stuff champ
Best comedians in Australia. How'd I'd kill to watch this video again. But now I can't without taking a photo of me with my driver's license... what a joke. Thanks RU-vid!
One time my mate got given a burger with no patty and just cheese went to complain to the manager who was our friend and he looked at the burger and started screaming at his employee
I got a dinner box a while back but didn't want the 2nd cheeseburger, so I ordered it without pickles, sauce, meat, bun, etc. They brought out the meal with an empty cheeseburger wrapper with the grill slip on it. Bloody genius.
Our McDonald’s is directly opposite Hungry Jacks, and Red Rooster is down on the next corner. We’ve also got a KFC next to the McDonalds. The turf war is real.
I absolutely agree. I've lived near a red rooster for 19 years and I have never seen a single person inside but the carpark is always full. There's no other building nearby that doesn't already have their own carpark (which are never full) so wtf is going on over there?
What I love most about Maccas enjoyers is that if you could rap up a fresh shit in a Maccas wrapper and handed it to them they would eat it with a smile on their face. I guess spending billions of dollars on advertising instead of good food isn't a complete waste of money. 😂
