Every Mario Kart Tour Course Song From Worst to Best 

I’ve always hated how SNES Koopa Beach 2 was referred to in this game as “Koopa Troopa Beach 2” when N64 Koopa Troopa Beach is also there On top of that, it’s the only SNES track theme to not get a RMX track for SOME reason (in fact it would’ve somewhat made sense for Nintendo to make a RMX Koopa Beach and release it alongside Lakeside Park in the Sunshine Tour, but nooooooooo) (Though technically SNES Bowser Castle didn’t get a RMX version either simply because RMX Bowser Castle 1 is based off the GBA BCs)

Seeing Berlin Byways in the top 3 is a W for me! My all time favorite course in Tour, 8 Deluxe, and overall series!

If you exclude every single song that isn't composed or rearranged specifically for Tour, the ranking ends up like this: 1. Berlin Byways 2. Vancouver Velocity (my GOAT 💙) 3. Ninja Hideaway 4. GBA Sky Garden 5. Yoshi's Island 6. Singapore Speedway (regular version) (my other GOAT) 7. Madrid Drive (regular version) 8. Piranha Plant Cove 9. Sydney Sprint 10. Athens Dash 11. Piranha Plant Pipeline 12. Singapore Speedway (Chinatown) 13. Los Angeles Laps 14. New York Minute 15. GBA Sunset WIlds 16. Bangkok Rush 17. GBA Yoshi Desert 18. Squeaky Clean Sprint 19. Vancouver Velocity (clapping) 20. Merry Mountain 21. Madrid Drive (Stadium) 22. Madrid Drive (Museum) 23. Amsterdam Drfit 24. GBA Snow Land 25. DS Mario Circuit (yes, Tour did slightly remaster this one) 26. GBA Boo Lake 27. Sky-High Sundae 28. Paris Promenade 29. GBA Peach Circuit / Luigi Circuit 30. Tokyo Blur 31. GBA Lakeside Park 32. London Loop (wtf) 33. Rome Avanti (wtf²) 34. GBA Riverside Park

I'm surprised at how low the 3DS Rainbow Road Moon theme placed. I don't think it's a worse version of the full theme at all. The different instrumentation and tone might make it even more emotional of a theme for me than the original.

Justice for Bangkok Rush 🗣️

75) I was already suprised by how low london ranked. Its a gentle banger. 73) The confirmation that people do in fact, HATE Kalimari Desert broke my heart 65) What the fuck is boo lake doing all the way up her- oh, you know what, that percussion goes hard and you cant realy hear that mid-race most the time. Fair enough 62) Having never heard the tour version of snow land until now, I thought it was placed too high, but the second half brought tears to my eyes and melted my cold heart making my opinion do a complete 180. This deserves more. Put this precious child in top 20, top 30 at LEAST 62) fine, it may be one of my favorite songs, but i can accept that its not loved by all. 59) Aww hell nah, whats this dinky-ass version of luigi's mansion doing all the way up here 55) Gba cheap cheap island? Weirdly boosted way higher than it deserves, but i guess people just cant resist them beach vibes? 51) i cant hear SHIT dog 46) SHY BAZAAR THIS HIGH?? What do peopke see in this song?? 36) ooohh really like this version of 3ds rainbow road. It feels like a cinematic buildup that will end at any moment. It creates a really nice feeling itch that I NEED to have scratched. 35) YEEEAAAHH THATS MY GOAAT. Tour Laps is so silly, but it gets my undying support. This is like the perfect place for it. 33) the sinapore intro japed me. I was about to be angry but we're good its only china town 26) Mushroom Bridge? What is a song this mid doing all the way up here? Did you get lost, little guy? 22) was 3ds bowder ALWAYS THIS GOOD? DAMN, I'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON THIS ONE 20) this shit sounds like a midi. Still a good song tho so I'm not gonna _completely_ dis this placement 18) NOO PEAK HAS FALLEN! I may like the BCP version of madrid more, but this song feels like it deserves top 10. We were so close to greatness, but I guess I'll see what was put above it 17) no way both versions of this mid-ass city track beat out my #2 seed. Who tf wakes up and says "yeah i want to listen to the city version of moonview highway?" 16) fuck yeah, well deserved love for singapore. I could maybe see it pushed higher but idk what's left 15) THERE IS ANOTHER?? A massive upset, but i'd say both versions are really good. I have no preference 14) Daisy Circuit? What? A really boring song to put this high, but like, its still just really pleasant so I see why it everyone seems to support it. 13) *clears throat* YOSHIIIIIII(also this version has some nice musical flourishes i never noticed which is rad) 12) WOAH SKY GARDEN, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?? GOD DAMN, I FORGOT HOW MUCH THIS REMIX SLAPS HOLY SHIT. PUT THIS BITCH IN TOP 10, MAYBE EVEN TOP 5 11) Treeway's love is oversung, but its always an inoffensive pick 10) despite the slander i threw at the other version... Fine, OG moonview could stay in this general area. Even if it pails in comparison to the BCP Eurobeat mix. 9) Now, summit on the other hand has gotta back its ass all the way back to the 20s. Its good but not top 10 good 8) Ah if it isnt my mortal enemy. Dinky-ass waluigi 7) unfortunate, but my goat was doomed to lose out to a lot of picks so this is about where i expected it. In true ninja fashion, it stays hidden just out of sight 6) WHAT THE FUCK. DESERT ENJOYERS EXIST?? AND THEY'RE LATCHING ONTO _THIS_ RANDOM ASS GUY?? 5) _golf clap for vancouver enjoyers_ well earned congrats, lads. You earned this one. 4) overrated, but understandable. The coconut mall organ is just too powerful. 3) NOOO! I DELUDED MYSELF INTO THINKING IT COULD WIIIIN. Heartbreaking, but losing to rainbow road is never something to be ashamed of. Berlin got the love it deserves and it will always be #1 in my heart. Absolutely masterfully created song that breaks every rule, relies entirely on its own identity, and hypes me up to breakdance in the middle of a symphony orchestra. If i could make a song my entire personality this is what I'm looking to without even a moment of hesitation. With every list i watch, I come to appreciate 3ds rainbow road a little bit more and it is with a gritted teeth that I say I'd have been okay with it placing number one on this list. That said, Wii Rainbow Road completely cheats by the way it panders to Galaxy fans and im completely okay with that XD

The results here show a clear bias against tour lol, songs that are the exact same here and on their original game have like 5-10% less win rate for the tour version even though they are the exact same

That thumbnail lmfao, 10/10

guys I gotta be honest to you guys... Mario Kart 9, also known as Mario Kart Tour is a pretty funny game because it has Poochy and Piranha Plant Pipeline the only thing I don't understand is: Isn't most of the music from this game reused from past titles? either I was gaslighted or I'm being gaslighted right now edit: it also has the best version of the sky garden song (not the track, just the song)

Other than the immensely popular ones I like (3DS RR, Madrid, Berlin, etc.), I hope that GBA Bowser Castle and Sky Garden get really high up. Side note: While I’m expecting it to get heavily decimated in the rankings, I absolutely love Los Angeles Laps, about the same level as 8DX’s version.

Rome being so low is downright criminal

I will never understand why people lovd Wii RR so much. It's a top 5 song of MKWii and one of the better rainbow road tracks but number 1 overall?

Cheep Cheep Lagoon/Cape has a solid song. I think people just judged it based off of the course like Water Park in the previous video.

Seeing #90 at the beginning of the video scares me

the loop on the madrid museum part is so funny seriously why did they bother with that remix 😭

Is there really not a single person here who is dissapointed about Lakeside Park's placement?!?! Like, how tf is BABY PARK higher than this?!?! And Yoshi Desert should be at least in the top 20

this was just a snes massacre

If Riverside Park or Squeaky Clean Sprint place higher than bottom 30 i will commit unthinkable acts

livetweet comments need to be more of a thing so here is my livetweeting of this ranking - why did they go with the DS remix of choco island - snes tracks are getting SHAFTED my god - why did they go with the 3ds version of piranha plant slide they already had a way better one lying around - has london loop always been this mid jesus - wow tokyo blur sounds so unexciting here - WHY IS THE COMPRESSION ON FRAPPE SNOWLAND SO BAD there's literally 0 bass i'm crying - boo lake being above sky high sundae is crazy since doesn't even have the insane drums of the mk8d version - OH GOD BABY PARK WITHOUT THE KEY CHANGES IS SO CURSED - blooper frenzy is probably the saddest thing ever - i mean at least the crashes aren't in weird spots in this ver of choco mountain - when did amsterdam drift have vocals and also when was it like moombahton or smth - oh damn n64 raceway actually has a remake that's cool - damn they went off on yoshi desert - why is gcn yoshi circuit in 4 games btw - damn shroom ridge this low is kinda diabolical tbh - ooh this different take of los angeles laps is pretty nice but the vocals are just so goofy. so indie - THIS GAME ALSO DOESN'T HAVE KOOPA CAPE RIVER???? i swear to god - sydney sprint could definitely smack less but this is a very sad version of it - piranha plant cove up here is a little ridiculous like the music is just fine - oh my god how is normal singapore speedway SO much less of a banger like help??? - singapore speedway having a beta is pretty unexpected that's cool - oh i'm a big fan of this house-ier version of sky garden like that's cool - waluigi pinball still being this compressed is kind of flop mode activated but hey if it ain't broke i guess - has ninja hideaway always had this hard ass e-guitar like god damn go off - i'm surprised out of all the tracks vancouver velocity has somehow been kept mostly the same - even if the 8 deluxe version slaps harder berlin byways up here is still 100% deserved - damn 3ds rainbow road didn't win what the hell else was there - oh. sure i guess. rainbow road payola prevails regardless final thoughts - snes tracks got shafted - a lot of the tour tracks just sound expectedly worse here than in 8dx - surprised at how many tracks just reuse the track from their original game instead of a newer version like yoshi desert - stream berlin byways

berlin byways better rank at #1 or else bad things will happen

If Madrid Drive isn't number 1 I'm gonna steal someone's pet frog and get it to steal the declaration of independence edit: 🐸📝

Why is everyone so threatening in the comments!? Good things will happen with the placement of music, not bad!!

my favorite part is when he said, "it's berlin bywaysing time" and he berlin bywaysed all over the place

HOW DO Y’ALL PREFER THE NORMAL SINGAPORE OVER CHINATOWN?!

someone should be arrested for that Amsterdam placement

Is Mario Kart Live next? Pretty sure that is the next Mario Kart Released

Piranha Plant Pipeline lower then I thought Also Mushroom Bridge is a bit overrated and it came in the top 20 Damn

Hey look Rainbow Road won again wow

LA laps DESERVES LAST PLACE.

Wait was Mario kart tour always played in horizontal mode? Or am I confusing it with super Mario run

DS Boston Building

Quagsire

Is Wii Rainbow Road's music really good enough to #1 both games? I always thought this music track was more forgettable.