Every Ork Klan Explained (While I go Insane) 

You run Bad Moons lists because you think rolling dice is fun. I run Bad Moons lists because I think psychological warfare is fun. We are not the same.

My favourite 40k guy is that one ork slapping the butt of his gun like a ketchup bottle to make the bullets come out.

Orks and Imperial Guard, the two reasons to get a resin printer.

One funny thing about orks: they don't grow hairs naturaly. If they want they use a breed of squig that basicly a pincer and a lock of hair they hook on their skin and groom like it was hairs. Snakes bites are notorably enjoying decorate their face with big amount of them.

Too bad GW watered it down so much that the clans barely exist, and you have to pay a lot of money just for 10 figures.

Red ones do indeed go inherently faster, there was a rule in the old editions where you could paint your trukks red and they’d get extra inches in the movement phase. Orks do bend reality around themselves, but it’s a pretty subtle bending.

Orks are indeed very cool

Wait, there's 40k *kids books*???? I never thought that could be possible, considering, well, 40k is 40k.

Badrook canonically still exists

Can I get a WAAAUGH!

Ghazkull please save me, Ghazkull please save me, get these 'umies away from me Ghazkull.

I once heard of a dude who played snake bites with a bunch of big guns who's in universe justification for it was that a mech boy among was so dedicated to their way that he ended making shooters with no moving parts once so ever that was the most advanced guns known to orks cause they effectively rail guns you fed bullets through funnel on the top, it didn't even have trigger, just shot till they were empty

Clans have barely been a thing since 3rd Edition. Clan specifics in the early days gave the Orks different bonuses. Now a days an Ork is an Ork and the Clans are just paint jobs. Used to be a pocket Money hobby, but now you need to have an above average in come to be able to afford the basics.

There was a relic in 9th (dunno if its still in 10th) called "Wazdakka's Red Paint" which gave a vehicle +2" to their movement. If Orks paint something red will it go faster. The power of belief/faith is legit in 40k.

4:38 i beg you to put video recomendations in the description

"Memes, the DNA of the soul!"

One of my chosen armies, and one the first factions I learned about when falling down the rabbit hole that is Warhammer

Are we ever gonna get an Arthur army showcase? I’d love to see it!

Love this guy, genuinely made my day opening RU-vid to be surprised by this new video

I always loved the Blood axes just for the fact their warbosses try to dress up like imperial guard commissar's even if the hat is smaller then their head they will try to some how make it fit.

Arthur going off on a little tangent there. Buddy, are you all right?

Video on GW's greed when?

Good guy Arthur gives a shoutout after the intro but right before content

13:27 "A swift 'hell yeah' uttered by the boys". Amen brother

Great timing just clocked into work time to binge listen you channel once more

I've been waiting for another ork video from you man, love this channel & love me boyz

I want to read a story about Beastsnaggas going into the warp and trying to tear it up in there.

Normies be like “so if the orks believe a space marine is invincible, then that means that space marine cannot be killed by any ork”

Love your style. Keep it up!!!

Yesss more Ork content please!!! In warboss the blood axe boss “da general” has a human prisoner he carries around and tricks into helping him come up with tactics. It’s amazing

The pizza song bit will never not be funny. Also agreed with your rant(s). I enjoyed 40k because it was complicated. While the complexity and fluff could be gatekeepy, gatekeeping, to an extent, can be good. (This is 40k, not COD) But that doesn’t mix with public company profit motivations unfortunately. RIP forgeworld

As a fellow Canadian, watching the price of milk go up in the past 2 years, I don't blame GW for raising prices. Everything has gotten more expensive, even glue.

Thank you for all the Ork stuff!

Hey Arthur The name is Safety. I have spent the better part of two days watching every single video on your channel. Even discovering you are cool with my two other favorite lore masters @Majorkill and Live! From the Black Library made me subscribe and join immediately. Keep it up 👍🏽

dude this episode was chill af, loved it

The football hooligans of the England of yore. The satire element of 40K is why I love the setting. They were so on the nose, even though they deny it all the time.

Back in the day when you bought upgrades you could buy red paint jobs and it increased ork vehicle movement +1.

Would love to see you take a look at Deathwing Knights, there seems to be too little videos on RU-vid covering them that aren’t painting tutorials and I need someone to listen to while I paint dammit!

Every time I hear a space marine chapter described, I groan. Every time I hear orks described, I cackle.

Yesss more Ork content please!!!

Oh i already follow mishmash, nice to see you shout them out mr bones

Took me a while to start liking Bad Moons until I found out they're more Mork than Gork. My faves are 1. Blood Axes 2. Bad Moons 3. Evil Suns 4. Free Booterz 5. Deff Skulls 6. Goffs

Also, to my experience, Ork players have been some of the chilliest dudes to play with

"They often replace s*** like 'engines' with 'squigs'-" Ah, but consider, they *also* convert s*** like said squig's legs with wheels and add nos.

I remember a great quote from one of the old White Dwarfs about Ork Klans. I think it was either about the Flash Gitz or the Freebooters and it was "Some Orks'll do anyfink fer teef. Nufink wrong wiv dat, but 'ob-nobbin with Hoomies, dats diffrunt!"

Freebootas are the best as my inner work tells me that being a pirate is the best way to get what I want to play with when those means gits refuse to let me play with their loot! That or do online matches with digital armies... Because physical ones laugh if you offer up an arm and a leg as payment and think it is enough to play the game.

8:44 I thought he was gonna say “they are the orkiest orks to ever ork”

Yo your page helped me get into Warhammer!!!

Honestly, so glad I got my ork army a decade ago.

Goffs have the biggest and meanest warboss, but that warboss, Ghazkull, owes a lot of his military success to acting quite Mork-y like a blood axe

I like the idea of Bad Moons and Deffskulls creating their own economic loop: the Deffskulls loot something, sell it to the Bad Moons, the Bad Moons bolt on all sorts of armor, shootaz, and other gubbinz, and then the Deffskulls steal it back, strip it for parts, and then sell the parts back to the Bad Moons again. Or in a microcosm, Bad Moon mekboyz attaching things to a looted vehicle as it heads into battle, while on the other side of the vehicle, the Deffskulls are stripping it for parts. And nobody's noticed the unit of Blood Axe Kommandos who snuck into the troop compartment.

Giant sentient nyarlathotepian style demon, I appreciate the effort put in that description

Uses flash gitz, literally a bunch of pirate guys, for the wrong klan "Freebootaz have no unit to represent themselves with."

Every episode needs an entire section for small rants

Selling my badrukk model on ebay was one of my more regrettable life decisions...

Hi! You made an amazing video! What do you think about creating some videos about Iron Hands successor chapters? Thank you!

I love orks but Holy fuck I can't afford an army.

I love the Orks. They are a core part of the character of 40k. I’d never collect or play them, lol, but I love them and the boyz who field them.

This made my day

I was there. I was there when GW started to replace metal with plastic and promised this would increase quality and lower prices. And then the price of a plastic Space Marine Captain or Ork Warboss climbed over $20. The more things change, the more things stay the same. 'ere we go ladz.

See the titan and custodian models pricing for the crime.

Fell in love with Dethskullz ever since I started in 3rd and saw that you could field a looted tank. The idea of turning the enemies own hardware against them in some orkified bastard version tickled my brain in just the right way, especially since kitbashing and expression is my main engagement with the hobby. Not that I won't run a green tide or nob squad, though. After all, if WAAAGH Da Grabba can steal tech, we can steal tactics too!

Deathskullz the theivin', shooty, speedy Gitz

Ork superstition directly affects reality through the gestalt psychic footprint they all have, such as making red ones go fasta, but it's almost certain those superstitions originated from a point in history where for one reason or another, speed and red became associated. They know camouflage works for stealth so forest camo still helps in concrete jungles. Probably blue is lucky because way back when, something capable of bending reality in their favour was blue or something like that

Dunno if I was a contributing factor to this being made, but thank you for making this!

I was hoping for one more shoehorned pizza time rant at the very end 😂

In a Market belonging to the Black Legion I found the good Kaptain.

I just recently got my first army. It was an Ork combat patrol. I don’t know much but my strategy has been pretty simple. Run up and hit the guy, maybe shoot first if I can. I’ve played 4 matches against my buddy, nothing official as we both are slowly learning and break all kinds of rules. My Boyz are 3 and 1 against him, I’m so proud. Destroyed his Tau so he switched to Necrons and I one that first match but lost the second and won the third. That last last match was the most rule accurate we think. I won but all my guys died. Sticky came in clutch.

I used these videos as a background to which to clean my house. If it's time to clean the house and you don't have a video out, I might just not clean my house.

That mini costs WHAT!?

From my understanding, blood axes were meant to be the best leaders, deathskulls the best scientists/docs etc, bad moons the merchants, goffs the enforcers/shock troops etc. Iirc in 3rd or 4th edition was the snakebite motto "live off da land, go find war, kill wat comes close, old wayz is best". And ofc freebooters - dawn of war retribution, playing as kaptn bluddflagg and his band of orks, THE funnest funniest and best quotes of all the campaigns, ah, fun times.

I love the Blood Axe’s, since out of all the clans they’re the ones that breaks the norm on how an Ork should behave and they come up with some interesting cunning tactics out of all the clans.🐱

I want to play Kork. Come on Ghazghul, bring back the orky empire

Ork paint is magic, that's why deathskulls are unanimously more lucky, you can't explain bending probability with subconscious modification. Also git is generally used as a mild insult, implying some sort of inferiority.

My favorite is a toss up between the blood axes and evil suns.

Da fuggin bestest channel

Do a video on the Slaugth and/or the Mitu Conglomerate? I like the idea of xenos that "harvests" humans (and other aliens in some cases). I love 40K horror. 😁😆😎 ⛓️🦅💀

Speed Freek Evil Sunz since 4th edition using the Armageddon supplement. The Orks were the second to last codex of 4th edition so I got to use Armageddon for years.

I am so glad you get so pessimistic about games workshop at the end to pull me back out of actually wanting to spend money on this shit, lmao, thanks

Do a video on SILVER SKULLS, yesssss! Yessss.

Squigs, we neeed more Squigs.

Mishmash is awesome. Also I'm learning Blender and CAD to make my own minis. Since they're not for sale I can roll into WH World with my fully 3D printed army and play. Their own rules let me do that.

Me laughing as I sit here with my WHFB books playing with token cardboard Units 😂

Meanwhile I yearn for Stormboyz of Khorne rules... no need for models, I kitbash them myself.

I want to get off Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.

Klans are not just memes, they're supposed to be the remnants of Krork society, back before they devolved into the Orks. So to explain: Goffs: warrior class Deff Skullz: scientists and inventors Bad Moonz: merchants and traders Blood Axes: military and political leaders Snakebites: shamans and religious leaders Evil Sunz: pilots and mechanics This is why their klan interests are biological, there might be some deviation but peer pressure and common interests group orks together so they eventually all become part of a klan sooner or later

Me: having about 1000 points in death guard and about 500 points in sisters. I only have about 300 points painted at this point but thinking... I should really have several thousand points of orks, just because...

Are you Arthur, Mr.Bones?? ARE YOU!?

Hey now during 3/4 edition, painting your ork vehicle red did make them go faster it was a vehicle upgrade

The flashgits kit is an amazing kit

Mindgame Ork strats is running full shooty army, just to bog the pace of the game down with a trillion dice rolls

Fun fact the main orc character in Dawn of War 2 is voiced by Dio's english voice, JoJo orcs are real

I find it insane that GW can afford to jack up the prices now that 3d printers become more and more advanced

Tempest scion Big lower breakdown would be cool. They're my favorite part of the mankind's military

Nice Harlan Ellison reference!

12:12 I not sure your assessment of this is correct. In Gazhgkull Thrakka’s book they mention that “His (thrakka’s) bike shouldn’t have kept up, it wasn’t even painted red” when he was in the race against the first ork warboss.

Orks are probably fun to homebrew. Imagine a 50/50 split of blood axe and snakebites clan where their common ground is that they all practice orkish martial arts and are jack of all trades combatants all devoted to being the counterculture of discipline against the ork conservativism. They trade with renegade imperials and xenos. Their entire economy is based around trying to be as rich as possible so they can focus more time training and fighting for leisure but also work as mercenaries so they can get more money to fight even bigger battles.

Flash is older UK slang and so is git. A lot of Ork stuff is just fun takes on British stuff.

I as an adult man who owns a house with no kids and a pretty good technical job cannot afford to buy new models unless they are used out of the box or broken in some way and need to be fixed. Times are rough out here by boys

Oh yeah its WAAAAAAGH!! o'clock