Every Pokemon VS 1 Billion Lions and Why its Dumb 

for realsies,smh

LITWICK IS A CANDLE?! NOT A LION!

@@zabianreubens4989 Sorry, I meant Litleo.

@@willverschneider1102 Makes alot more sense now

@@willverschneider1102litwickleo

They eat the Pokémon and dead lions

​​@@spectre9091 wouldn't be enough for each of them and took too much time in a middle of war

Gigantamax snorlax can produce an infinite number of berries if it has enough lions to eat. PP isn’t an issue

You’d be surprised at how unhinged and dedicated the lion community is, there’s massive debates in Wikipedia talk pages about who would win between tigers or lions

yeah that's exactly it, pokemon fans just can't understand when they're being made fun of

@@than0shark my lapras with perish song :

@@H0n35t its a fucking lapras be honest like 10 lions could kill it before perish song actually takes effect like i normally argue for lions as a joke (victini wins ANY fight it gets into like canonically) but its a LAPRAS.

No, leading lions don’t exist

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@@LiamSalva761🦁🔥🗿🔥

I don’t know if a lion can use a computer though😂

​@@PorygonDidNothingWrongwith 1 billion lions one is bound to hit it unintentionally eventually.

@@tree4444 now I immagine 1billion lions furiously clicking and scratching a keyboard until, one of them, deletes the porygon line😂

Whales can camp forever, they'll never find the tardigrades, they can't reach the birds. This is why Pyroar is low tier.

Nah but like, how did we publish the same video within not even an hour from each other? Also kind of funny how we brought up Yveltal as a main point for completely different reasons lol.

Also keep in mind this is a world where Dragonite and Garchomp can fly. I’m pretty sure real world physics are just a suggestion here, like most fantasy worlds

@@Mobtrapper-hq8is oh yeah definitely, I just meant that people want to use Magcargo as an example to disprove any Pokedex Entry when...there's nothing wrong with Magcargo being over 18,000 degrees? Humans literally have and use tools that are *much* hotter than that.

@@afro025 ironically that happened again, as Coalossal is meant to be a blast furnace, yet only reaches up to half the temperature of most blast furnaces

Funny meme, but no. Magcargo is twice as hot as the sun and several times larger than the Uranium used in a nuclear fission explosive. It's mere existence would raze the land for miles and constantly create explosions that are _in the least_ in the kiloton range.

How dare you talk about god that way. Bidoof could easily win.

@@sharkt9877 bidoof isn't god, he sucks in battle

@@firebeetlethestagbeetle3901 no actually he is one of the best and is absolutely broken. He was banned thanks to his hidden ability which is arguably the best ability *EVERY*

@@sharkt9877 I tried having one of those on my team, IT DID NOTHING BUT DIE

@@firebeetlethestagbeetle3901 you gotta set it up right and you clearly can’t. He is literally in the same tier as mega requaza and arceus. He is literally one of the most broken pokemon. But you don’t know how to use him so

And they still get destroyed

Several Pokémon could destroy an infinite amount of lions. And 1026 isn’t exactly small either

Groudon and Kyogre themselves almost teared up the entirety of Hoenn in the manga, the hell you expect some lions gon do to the? 😭

To all of the above: *Nuclear lion warhead*

@@dan_shadowfire4268 How do you expect lions to build that when they don’t even have opposable thumbs? They have brawn and bulk, but not brains.

All the homies love Beeheeyem.

@@vosshawk Beheeyem having the same Sp. Atk stat as Zapdos and Moltres is still pretty wild to me. It's such an underrated heavy hitter.

Lion Ladder supporters when Mimikyu removes its cloak to show horrors beyond your comprehension, terrifying them enough to make the ladder fall lmao.

nah Mimikyu is dead rn@@vosshawk

The fact that people exist who either: A. Actually believe lion ladder B. Somehow think it’s funny in any way is among the most depressing things about our world. Edit: clarification

I meant, what is lions gonna do when the world is flooding? Swim?

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lion have to wait too if that's your logic lil bro

lil bro is using game logic lions doesnt exits in the pokemon world💀

theyre making fun of you because you cant understand what a joke is, and youre making it funnier by not understanding its a joke

Idk man, ghosts are pretty hard to ko with just normal attacks. I don't think lions could do it.

@@vosshawk Doesn't matter, ghosts would use up all their pp and struggle to death. Also lions aren't pokemon so they wouldn't be normal types.

@@proh744who said they need to use their attacks

@@Giga883 no wild pokemon just sits and stares at you during a battle - they always attack even if it means exhausting and killing themselves and even if they did, lions arent pokemon so they wouldnt be normal types

@@proh744you can try and heal them at full health it does nothing and alakazam is 100% smart enough to pull that off

Also there are a lot of lions lol

i mean tbh, nothing about the pokedex entries is false information about the pokemon, nor can it really be proven that they're false. take for example the most infamous argument people use; magcargo. but the problem with using that pokemon is...well, people don't understand how physics work lol. let's put it like this, if you had a small candle, it'd probably be about 1,000 or so degrees celcius. you know how hot it is? it's the same heat as boiling lava. but obviously, touching a small candle isn't going to burn you the same as touching lava it's no different than magcargo and the sun. even if magcargo is hotter than the surface of the sun, magcargo isn't even close to 0.00000000000000000000000000001% the size of the sun, so the actual damage it'd cause is very miniscule in comparison. or take spoink for example; the dex entries state that it will die if it ever stops bouncing, but i do believe that people misunderstand what it's actually trying to say. obviously if it stops bouncing for a second, spoink won't die. not just cuz it's a game targeted towards children, but because if a heart stops beating for a few seconds, you're not going to die. spoink's bouncing is what keeps the blood flow going, and his heart pumping also, even in spoink's sleeping animation, we can still see it bouncing, further proving that bouncing is integral to keeping spoink's heart pumping and his blood flowing. although if you have any other examples you'd like to give for why the pokedex can't be true, i'm certainly willing to debate about them with you

​@@afro025 Thank you Finally someone who understands basic thermodynamics

Well how else are we supposed to assess it then?

@@neopenguin-bu7jp anime, games, literally anything not written by a 10 year old

​​@@james8183 "written by a 10 years old" when does it said that all of the pokedex were written by a 10 years old? The only 10 years old in the series was Ash. And he didn't even catch them all or study them.

@@noname-rt3cv I thought the lore was that the trainers in each game record the pokedex entries once they catch the pokemon no?

@@james8183 no, not exactly. Beside, there is no clear ages for each trainer for each generation.