Every Reading Challenge (Compilation Part 3) | The Library is Open | RuPaul’s Drag Race 

So glad this is the top comment. We hated Alexis so much, such a weak willed bitch.

I like your comment sm that i have to marry you

I agree, can't stand her!

Fuxking shame I share the same name with her urgggh 🙄

@@lesstalkingmorehitting4340 oh my god.You are sooooo funny

HeyKittyGurl that was the funniest part of this whole video to me lmao

Thats why she eliminated Milk lmao

"be gentle sister"

The only queen that doesn’t have to TURN to look both ways before crossing the street.

@@harryhealey4298 THE SHADE

I actually thought this for real

probably my favorite read cuz it was so simple

Lol

Christopher Bolanos i don’t understand that read can you explain please?

Rasmus Priivits shhh angela

Ignaz S. LMFAOOOOOOOO

Screaming! 😱😱😱

.... am I the only bitch that likes Farrah?

I’m not a Farrah fan however I am pretty sure she would reply serve looks

Bianca would have read her for filth

Fuuka ! *dies of laughter*

Shripper

I was screaming and laughing at the same time

True

It's hilarious because not only did she insult her looks ... she also insult her looks as a stripper 😂🤣

I know, right

She even stole the whole "I don't want to read these people, I like them (puts glasses on) Let's Go!" bit from Alaska! Her session was pretty shameless for joke stealing in general, and I'm surprised she wasn't called out for that.

Just thinking this!

Juju Duran will do, Coco Montrese.

trc2rockon Latrice didn’t make the BMW joke either.. nothing on this show is original girl bye

I fucking lost it. It was the most savage read ever.

I was gasping for breath. I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one

I fucking love Bebe! I’m so glad she came back! People were trying to say that they only gave her wins and made sure she made it to the top 4 to make it look as if they didn’t make a mistake on season one. I don’t think so her regal beauty, talent, and shade say different

MemeLord69 “i’m not gonna read Morgan McMichaels, life already has.”

Shut up Tanya it really has tho

The voice she said it in though just put it over the top

7:57

wasnt even funny 💀

Ari 1993 to you

@@Ari-iz3gc it was iconic

I screamed 😭😭😭

i died

I didn’t get it

Jake Duffles look up seal and you’ll see lmao

@@jakeduffles1598 they both have scars on their face

Yekatarina Petrovna Zamolodchikova sorry, i didn’t get it. please explain 😂

@@onekissallittakes8536 her mouth smells. she needs peppermint.

David Noche her name is peppermint and she was saying that she needed one too 😂😂😂

That’s iconic

Valentina and Sasha were so good

Trixie’s from Wisconsin, dairy capital of the country, so it’s funny she went for a milk pun over anything else lol

*sensible chuckle*

Ew no

Haha!! Milk was rolling her eyes because it was a Dad joke.

I get it, Milk's look is semi-skimmed

Aja after the read: "WHOO BITCH!"

I was waiting for that one

Bebe already won, why the hell was she there?

@Aqua_ Productions i think she should have come on as a judge then

@Aqua_ Productions i both agree and disagree with you lol. I get why ru did it, and i see rhe pros and cons of having Bene as a judge vs a contestant.

Also was kinda a double entendre in response to what she said about Shae before aha

Which is worst body odor or bad breath? Choose one.

JamesRyan and one of the most iconic exits lmao 2in1

THE greatest run

her run was so iconic

Ben is one of the most versatile and talented Queens of Drag race

The greatest RUN

Male Gonzalez one of the best reads of all time.

A crime against humanity (also is that Felix????)

Yessss i was waiting for that one!

Scarlet Clough me to!!! Lol

@@ecksidd7114 yep

The Sh-Angela one was ON POINT

so funny I wish she delivered them a bit better tho

Yup agreed

Yes! Thank you!

But she sounded so lazy I didn't pay attention

Eduardo Rios she won every challenge how could you forget

Too bad she sent herself home lmao

She's funny as hell

@@naniez415 yea, it really doesn't make sense that, right as it looked like she was going to win, she just gave up out of nowhere. Think that might've been a personal life thing she had?

Ben's Trixie read is ICONIC

te best reads are the ones that are true :D

I didn't get that last read. What did Monet mean by that

I know..that's my favourite part 😂😂

So is it true that Miz Cracker slept with Bob the Drag Queen? I didn't know that XD

Terrae Spiritus Basically she said the only reason got on drag race is by sleeping with winner Bob the Drag Queen as they work together

You need one 🌹

Same lol!

Christian Camus Alcarraz she had the best read that season

She was actually very clever, that Peppermint read was goooooooood

She's quick at her reads. Like you can't even expect what she gonna say.

I died

To be fair, Katya apologized to Roxxxy afterwards

because it's off the scale

@@mishazakra ba dum tss

different people react differently to things. it's fine to not like something being brought up if it's a sensitive topic to you.

@@beautifulmidnight Not only that, I'm pretty sure for a read like that, Katya (IIRC) asked permission to tell it in the first place.

What makes it even more grating is how true the one part is about the fact that Miz Cracker did in fact sleep with Bob The Drag Queen

@@KinjiroTheThunder girl bob is her drag mother wtf you talking about 😂 they’re all bottoms

@@beravurgun a black man rarely is a bottom 👀

@@KinjiroTheThunder is it true?

@@Cashcash08 yeah, there's a whole video on it where Bob actually explains what happened

Stop relying on ur bodyfatttt!!!! 😂😂

😂😂😂😂

"you won't have to wait long" ha

Jeremy Ceniza It's not even recycled, it's just reused.

S D isn’t that like the definition of recycle tho lmao but yeah I noticed them stealing lines too lmao that’s why no one laughed lol

From Google "Recycling is technically a form of reusing, but it refers more specifically to items that are discarded and broken down into their raw materials."

S D lol but obviously we’re not talking about objects or materials here we’re talking about reads that have been used before and used again.

Latrice and Raven reads are ICONIC

Everything about Valentina is cute

when she said that, it was such a wholesome moment and she's so shady at the same time but really sweet. it's truly hard to hate or dislike her

@Bedroom Boredom! ~shuns nonbeliever~

inez Hamilton I think everyone loves her

That's one of the great things about Valentina - she is performing all the time, not just when it's her turn

Same, omg.

it's so good lmao

... Is it tho?

Respectfully disagree

choices.

It’s funny because it’s true

Wesley Sales um, no

VanillaKreem she

He was surprisingly good wasn’t he? He’s a funny dude, he is.

@whyte peepo are descendants of satan I mean... Do you refer to farrah as he?

Prince of Clouds Yes

Agreed

What did she mean with the Trixie read tho? I’m not a native English speaker so I didn’t understand...

@@kaijujune4166 In case you're still wondering, I'll explain. :) The full read is "A lot of people clock your makeup, but I totally get it. You're just painting for the back of the room, which is where your audience collects if you remember to lock the door". There's a couple of bits to the full joke that might not translate well if English isn't your first language, so I'll go through them and then explain the read. First, Trixie's makeup is gaudy and exaggerated, and it's very much a 'love it or hate it' thing among fans, so "a lot of people clock your makeup" part is referring to being told by people how much they hate the style. Second, "painting for the back of the room" is a common way of describing the usually over-the-top way Drag Queens paint their face, especially more comedy or aesthetic Queens like Trixie; they want their makeup to be visible from 20+ feet away, so people at the back of the venue can still appreciate the full look. And finally, the read itself is the last bit about the back of the room being "where your audience collects if you remember to lock the door", which implies that her audiences move as far away from the stage as possible, and would leave if she doesn't lock them in and force them to stay. I hope that explained it, and didn't come off as condescending. If you're confused about any others, let me know and I'll try to explain those, too. :)

SageOfLegaia thank you so much! This has been bugging me for a while. Now I understand and it just made me like Bendela more haha

me too

She also copied Alaska's intro read on Season 5

That doesn't mean she should give us nothing.

And her AS3 everything else.

@@javiergonzalezperez4829 "you're just painting for the back of the room ... that's where your audience collects if you remember to lock the door" meaning trixie only has an audience if she remembers to lock them in, so they can't get out. Underrated and iconic.

Same lmao

Shangela was better

YES

Is she the one who's mom left her at the bus stop

Greg Earth no that’s Roxxxy

Yeah she literally called Farrah a prostitute but then almost cried when Farrah said she was fat.

teeth: painful to fix weight: literally just start working out

xxLivieBeanxx im fucking crying of laughter

hihihi

Ouch

was that a read?!?! hahahaha

Lmaooo

Someone should use this read when she comes on all stars

She's 😍😍😍😍😍

she's beautiful, she's gorgeous, she looks like linda evangelista, did she stone those tights?

I was looking for this comment after MILK told Kennedy Davenport about how she doesn’t have to turn to look both ways before she crosses the street. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

RedAmalgam Latrice didn’t make that joke up either

And the "Life already read you" line was taken from Penny Tration to Serena Cha Cha at the Reunion episode of season 5

Same

She ain't change.

I see the same person, just less brows

much more innocent, much less living the fantasy, and nobody was reading her for being two faced yet lmao

josh mcgee she never was two faced, never do nothing wrong to anybody

She had eyebrows.

Nah I enjoyed how butthurt she got

She has the white gurl victim thing down pat

@@bluekinopio9390 I don't think it has anything to do with race but lol you do you boo

Brandon HAHA

I don’t like when people attack others for weight. It’s a sensitive topic and she’s probably actually insecure about it. I personally would be low key hurt because I know it’s true and it sucks being reminded

Indeed and I want her to do well. Hopefully she doesn't fuck up as bad in episode 2. Was lucky someone did worse than her there.

she was like tatianna in her season

It was like 46742 steps back

I had to think, thin remembered. She was terrible! Lol

@@jessicaforgione6794 What are you talking about? Tatianna had amazing moments in all stars 2!

Filip Săftoiu da?

@Macy Reckward right? I thought it was a big mistake when she shaved her brows clean off on AS4

@@KinjiroTheThunder I think she can pull off the browless look quite well. I did it once and I looked like an alien criminal on the run.

@@csilla3085 idk, there's something about Valentina with no brows that I find off putting

KinjiroTheThunder Valentina was so good-looking, when she shaved her brows for drag it always looked so off to me.

With the help of the Magic that Katyas grandson studied

Temmie AAAA THIS COMMENT LMAO

Barbie magic!

I think that was De La’s voice saying, “Gee willickers.”

missangelinaadams you can see bens mouth isn’t saying that though

Not for Alexis' body

And?

She’s just bitter all the time ew

Marcos Souza bitter cause she was robbed

She still pissed at Bob, girl get over it!

y'all think Thorgy is ACTUALLY angry? lmao

Dela slayed

The shadiest queens

Even the unaired ones were so funny

ikr

you might as well have inclueded AS4's!!!

@@JIManzioni fr

Wait, there was no reading in AS1?

It’s timeSTAMPS

@@JIManzioni The purpose of these is to gain traction and popularity so people tune in. Why would any business man do that? LOL Children. 🙄

nah, it would've been hilariously ironic but monique went home that day

I love kameron Michaels

@@anyelgarcia was that the lip sync where Asia said "SHE DON'T KNOW THE WORDS!"

I love her, she genuinely enjoys a funny read even if it is at her expense.

yep, Eureka was wrong to the 5th power, to the cosine