Every Star Wars Pitch Meeting In Order Of The Star Wars Timeline Compilation 

_Barely an inconvenience it is, super easy._

"So you got an hr long Star Wars pitch meeting?" "Yes sir, I do." "Wow wow wow"

"He makes up a very compelling argument and that convinces him" "What does he say?" "Do it"

"Being a Jedi requires lots of flips huh?" After watching Yoda fight Dooku his training method makes total sense.

It's amazing how many years Pitch Meetings have been going on for. Script Writer Guy and Producer Guy have barely aged since the '70s.

"They're going to have a mother-son dynamic" "Oh, that's cute" "And in the next movies they're gonna bang" "What?" I started laughing there

"I truly deeply love you" "That is how women talk" "I'm glad you said that, because I've never spoken to a real one so I just took a wild guess"

Didn't think I would spend an hour of my life watching this, but it was actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.

"Suddenly deciding that the Force can do things IS TIGHT" - sums up the entire new trilogy.

"Shouldn't we rewrite that?" "Princess Leia's going to be in a gold bikini for pretty much the entire thing." "Script's fine as is."

Obi-Wan Kenobi: "The Jedi so nice they knighted him twice." LOL. Classic line.

“So which one shot first?” “I don’t really think it matters...” 😂

May The Timestamps Be With You. 0:00 Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace 6:00 Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones 12:19 Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 17:47 Solo: A Star Wars Story 24:25 Rogue One: A Star Wars Story 29:58 Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope 36:40 Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back 42:05 Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi 47:05 Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens 51:45 Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi 57:21 Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker

"oh, so tell me MORE about this Syfo Dias!" "No".

Kids love taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems

"Skin like porcelain. Hair like a continental breakfast" "What" Thanks my stomach is sore from laughing

"It's like if two old guys woke up from a nap and started fighting with their cains" 35:13 this had me dying

Yoda: "That is why you fail." Luke: "You need to get ALL the way off my back..."

"Oh! Princess Leia, uh. Tell me about her." " Oh, she is badass, and beautiful as it can be, you know. Skin like a porcelain. Hair like a continental breakfast." "What?"

“Imagine if a salad bowl fell upside down on a soccer ball and for some reason you want to hug it.” Too good.

"Oh so Leia's mom is a queen. That explains why Leia's a princess" "Well actually the two monarchies have nothing to do with each other I've decided"

17:52 "Aren't all movies unnecessary?" Damn, ya got me pondering there.

I always assumed that, in Solo, when they put the droid ai in the ship, that they were gonna put her into a new droid body later. You know, since the ship didn't have an ai in the original trilogy

Favorite line: He was also trained in the helicopter arts by a helicopter!

Them: "You can't watch more than an hour of Screen Rant! It's too difficult!" Me: "Actually, its super easy, barely an inconvenience."

0:37 Ryan is so committed to his characters not being the same person that he uses different pronunciations of "route" for each of them. It's such a small thing and probably no one notices. But it just shows you how professional Ryan is to think of these things.

"Kids love politics" they sure do, the House of Commons of British Parliament is just a bunch of kids in a kindergarten classroom with the speaker being the teacher and nothing will change my mind Also "These people suck at grieving" that's just ALL Star Wars drama

"That IS how women talk. I'm glad you said that 'cause I've never spoken to a real one, so I just took a wild guess." Priceless.

The attention to detail for screenwriter guy to pronounce “route” as “root” and producer guy to pronounce it as “rout” is amazing.

"have her fly back like Mary Poppins" had me WEAK 😂😂

Screenwriter Guy pronounces "routes" differently than Executive Guy Ryan's range is truly uncanny

"Force speed? I bet that's going to come in handy later in the movie." "They will never use it again...ever. Never again in any Star wars movie" "What?" "Nothing."

It's interesting to see the evolution of these videos. The ones shot before 2019 or so don't quite have the same energy. He hadn't really established the voice of the two characters. They're still funny but they come off as a lot flatter.

After 22 years, I’ve finally learnt what the politics of the pre-Vader trilogy were all about! Thanks, Pitch Meeting. 😵‍💫😵

"She's a mum in star wars so she can't live." But more importantly she's a mum in disney

I've lost count of how many times I've heard "Dath Vader is a real horn-dog", but boy, it never fails to crack me up

I just wacthed one and a half star wars movie, dont know who 90 %of the characters are, yet just rewatched this pitch meetings for the second time in two weeks. I'm addicted to this.

"someone in the walmart parking lot hit the gas too hard on their scooter" RYAN IS *ICONIC* and literally every line in these pitch meetings is a gem

”Hair like a continental breakfast” - “What?” 😂

"he just makes a very convincing argument." "What did he say?" "Do it!" I'm dead lol

I absolutely love these, I have no idea how Ive missed them up until now. But unless Im mistaken, Yoda trains all Jedi as younglings up until the point theyre old enough to become a padawan with a single master. I could be wrong, been a LOONG time since I read the novels, but if Im right this means Yoda actually did train Obi Wan. Also the force allow you to identify other force users, not read their backstory. Vader didnt know who Luke was until the emperor told him, once he knew he could then sense his presence. Kinda like if you have 100 random phone numbers on a paper you know theyre all connected to people but you dont know who is who until you learn it. He also never knew Padme had twins, he never knew there was a daughter until he read Lukes feelings and its even unsure he ever realized it was actually Leia. This is still absolutely hilarious tho. Thanks for these videos.

"These people suck at grieving" - Star Wars drama in a sentence. :D

"A very compelling argument." " What is it?" " Do it."

I actually liked prequel politics, great for world building and it was nice to see what actually caused the war (The OT was vague "good guy freedom fighters vs. bad guy regime"), even as a kid they didn't bother me. That said, I am inclined to agree with most of the other criticisms of them.

“Well, I’m relieved.” Under appreciated joke. Well done.

“Hair like a continental breakfast.” 🤣😭😂💀

..."Yoda is there making himself some food but when Luke shows up he's like, 'Oh, you know what? I think I'm going to die actually." LOL

Making a compilation of all the Star Wars pitch meetings in chronological order is TIGHT!

Watching an hour long video of pitch meetings of a franchise I never watched is tight

"Oh, Force Speed! That'll come in handy later..." "They will never use it again."

Hour-long pitch meetings are TIGHT. May the force be with Ryan George, always.

Ive watched this comp so many times. Its my go to sleep movie. Thanks ryan 😆

I like that the ghost even has an awkward grin after the "oh really"

"So what does he [Vader without helmet] look like?" "I'm gonna saaay...mashed potatoes...?" That is just gut-shatteringly funny xD 46:28

"The assassin hired an assassin to assassinate somebody and then followed the assassin to supervise the assassination and then assassinated the assassin when the assassination went wrong." xD

This one really started strong. "We will make it more toward childrens, so I will focus into galaxy politics".

LOL, "Jedi talking a lot about their feelings"............ How accurate that is!!🤦‍♂️🤣🤣

"Darth Vader is a real horn dog!" Best sentence in human history

"We get to see Darth Vader without his helmet on" "What does he look like?" "Mashed potatoes" 😂😂😂😂

"Do it!" "Oh! For sure he said that" Had me laughing 🤣

The 70's hair wigs slay me. Thx Ryan. The daily laughs are much appreciated.

“Tell me more about this Sifo-Dyas” “No” Sums up that whole sequence perfectly

"Shakespeare can suck it, I'm the greatest writer now!" "Dethroning Shakespeare is tight!" LOL. Man, Ryan is a comedy savant. Speaking of that, he should do a pitch meeting for Rain Man.

“He looks like if Hugh Hefner fell face first down an elevator shaft” 😂😂

"So Padme and Anakin will have a sweet kind of mother-son dynamic going." "Aww, that's cute." "And in the next movies they're gonna bang." "What?" My all-time favourite moment in all of Ryan's videos.

"It turns her tight shirt into a tight crop top" "OH thank you kitty kat!"

“Obi wan is kinda a drama queen” never have truer words been spoken

As a fan of the original 6 movies I say, this was hilarious xD Love how the background and style change with different time periods and studios "What are the chances?" "Astronomical! But it's in space, so that's ok." xD xD xD xD xD

12:37 "Is this going to be about a toilet that's BACKED UP?" "No, it's about Star Wars stuff." "Well, I'm RELIEVED." Genius writing, my man.

Me: “why isn't the Star Wars Holiday Special in this?” Studio Producer Guy: “It...never...happened.”

"I'm picturing it and I hate it" "DO IT!" "OH HE FOR SURE SAID THAT!"

"Plops a couple of murder worms into her room" That line is so underrated.

"oh he will be a fan favourite" just pure gold

“Once again that feels unnecessary.” “You’re unnecessary.” “Wow that feels inferior and I feel like I need your approval so keep going.” “gReAt!”

"Oh there were plenty of other jedi but they're going to send the the irrisponsible pervy one with incomplete training." Rofl

Feel like for Episode 3 you missed a good chance to have a line "So you know about that war that just started at the end of the last movie." "Yeah that's going to be quite the epic for a single movie." "Nah were skipping to the end of the war." "Won't people wonder what happened." "Well I guess we can make an animated series after the fact."

To be fair, Anakin's infamous line about hating sand does kind of make sense: He's a repressed teenager with no experience talking to girls trying to talk to a girl he's attracted to. Of course he'd sound awkward and cringey. It would be weirder if he actually sounded like he knew anything about girls or romance.

Pitch Meeting is literally CinemaSins but TIGHT

"Obi Wan's kindve a drama queen" "Yeah Obi Wan's kindve a liar too" 😭🤣😭😭😭😭

I love how the pitch guy says root and the producer says route. Really shows they’re different people, haha

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You can't defeat me, I have the high ground! Ryan: Actually its super easy, barely an inconvenience.

"He's trying super hard to get into her space pants." Goodness, I lost it.

"Trust me, people are gonna love Jar Jar." lol

I like how both his characters say trade routes differently lol

I've come to realize that the Star Wars story is like the old man telling stories who just gets chronically drunker as he gets older.

"The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is tight" gets me every time. That and "Hair like a continental breakfast."

"well okay then" is the most underrated line in any of his pitch videos. I die laughing whenever he says it.

I like how Ryan can barely hold in his disdain for this movie even as he tries to satirize it

_".... This is going to be your name now."_ What a great origin for the greatest villain of all time.

I like how he is getting more excited and gaining more energy as he progresses through the movies.

You know, I have a friend who is obsessed with Star Wars, and I didn't feel like watching ALL of the movies that I'm not even interested in, so you know, this is great, 100%, people don't realize. Wow wow wow wow.

Hair like a continental breakfast... KILLS ME EVERYTIME. 🤣

I find it hilarious that the different Ryan’s pronounce the word “route” differently.

"And then Obi Wan does a back flip and slices the bad guy in half!" "wow wow wowowow......wow."

I didn't think the Family Guy's version of Star Wars could be beaten, but here we are, with Ryan making it look super easy, barely an inconvenience. Thank you!!!!

I've watched this 3 times now,and I laughed HARDER each time I watched it! "You said the word "assasin" so much,that I'm all thrown off and I'm just gonna go with it." HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! "Dissing sand and rubbing skin is TIGHT!" I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!!

The screenwriter: ''My kids won't shut up about politics'' (Episode 1) ''I've never spoken to a real (woman)'' (Episode 2) The producer: ''Whoopsie!''

Whos watching even though you saw every single one

I was taking a nap and during Attack of the Clones I woke up and I decided to still watch the rest of it

Applause! Applause! Well done. For fun, play the whole thing at x1.75 speed. It adds a whole new level of fun. Try it.