EVERY SUBWAY EVER 

When a girl from Starbucks comes to subway 0:45

As a subway employee, the "more lettuce" is so accurate. They load their sandwich with all the veggies and then stare at you like you're dumb while you try to close their salad on bread.

Whos here in 2024?????

Courtney and Noah screaming at each other still lives in my brain 🤣🤣

“Every subway smells the same” YESS I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY ME!!

“Hello can I buy a popcorn?” “Sure, what type of bread”

"NO BREAD! JUST VEGETABLES IN A BOWL!" "Huh, wait- breadbowl?" "NOOOO!!!!!!" Subway In A Nutshell

he said “it’s our slogan eat fresh” so innocently

Are we all gonna ignore Shayne saying: “I’ve caught every single one...pokemon not stds.”

"NO BREAD! JUST VEGETABLES IN A BOWL!" "Huh, wait- breadbowl?" "NOOOO!!!!!!" THIS SENT ME

I was a Subway worker and everything in this video is 100% accurate! I used to have a couple as customers who loved our southwest sauce so much we used to empty our bottles into their sandwiches and then have to refill them immediately because they would empty them.

“I SAID..A SALAD!!!” “YEAH, WHAT KIND OF BREAD?!?!?!?!?! 🥖 “ “NONE!! JUST VEGETABLES IN A BOWLL!!!” “Oh..a bread bowl?” “NO!!”

Courtney yelling "NOOOO!!" with that perfect cut gives me life

Before she yelled”A SALADDDDDDDDDDD” the captions said “PLEASE TAKE YOR HEADPHONES OFF” lol.

Real talk, I miss these videos

*Timestamps:* 0:00 The Artiste 0:40 The Misunderstanding 1:10 "What Kind of Bread?" 1:30 Slogan Misunderstand 1:52 Super-Coke 2:19 I̷̢̢̛̟̹͍̪̖̯̟̬͙̬͔̞̖͔̱̗͎͙̰̺̞̬̼̩̱̝͍͐̈́̓̇̋̎̉̃̓̅̓̀̉̓̃̐̐̀̏́̊̎̆̈̓̂̽͗͂̏̿̋͘̚̚͘͘͜͝͠͠͝ͅ ̷̧̨̧̢̧̡̟̫̞̪͙̱͎̰̲͉̭͇̦̰͉̩̥̝̻̣̪̩͚̮̹̯̪̲̼͋̉̓͆̃̈̈́̈́̆͋̅̾̐̉̀̈̏̑̒͋̈́͒̓͂͊̏̄̋̑̀̓̈̊̊̔́͋̕͘͘̕̚̕͜͜͠͝͠S̴͈̝̫̝͈̓͊̓͛͐̈́̈́͂͋̽͋̾̅͋̎̂̀̀̾͆̀̎̐͗͛̆̔̽̃̇͆̈̌̏̈͛́͂̈́̓̕̚̕͝͝͝Ȧ̵̧̧̛̝͖̥͈̳̬̮̳͍̹̱̗̟̈́̾́̇͂͗̓̐̎̉͐̿̀̾̇͌̿̎̆̎͛̈̄̾̀̿̆̚̚͝͝ͅI̶̢̢̭͇̞̪̯͕̣̙͉̅́̈̐̽͋̓̓̑͌̄̈́̑͆͒̄͊̂̀̿̇̋͋͊͛̓̈̈́̕̚̚͠͝͝D̸̡̡̢̨͎̬̗͎̭̲̟̙͔̳̦̹͇̖̳̗̤͈̖̝̼̫̲̖͖͍͚̭̘̩͈̦̫̀̅̈́̍̂̾͂̋͗́̈́́̇̎͒̈́̃̄͌́̑̉̈́͑͗́̅̊͊̀̅̿̒̑̍͒̄͂̔͊͗̌̕͠͠,̶̧̢̧̡̨̧̝̮̩͕̙͖͖͉̠̭̩͚̹͇̬̻̣̩͙͍̞̼͉͓̗͙͓͎̫̺̲̪̺̭̍͌͆̐̉́́́̊̚̚͜͠͝ͅ ̶̡̡̹̺̠̙̝͍̣̙͚̳̤̩̠̤̗̮̼̯̣͕̜͍͚͈̞̺̞͇̞̤̞̦̹͎͖͕̮̙͕͐̐̋̎͐̒͗̈̈͛͐̊͌̉͂̇̌̆̐̂̍̎̂̅̾͋̎̕̕͠͝͝͝ͅͅA̴̢̨̢̢̡̺͈̻̺̺̩̺̹̫̝͓͇̩͖̯̜̯̰̺̤̘̩͎̥̥̩͇͋̎̈͂̓̀͊̂̉́̈́̊̾̐̓̀̌́̈̍̀͂̀́̈͊̆͗̆̆͂̀͌̌̊̀̽̒͐̈́̔͐͛͒̕̚͘͜͜͝͝ͅͅͅ ̷̨̢̢̧̛̭̟̯̪͖̹̤̖̥̠̪̹̭̳̭̪̥̯͔͍͍͕̖̰̗͒̈̃̈́̇̂́̏̀̓̈́̇ͅS̴̡̧̧̢̛̛̛͇̳̦͕̦̝͇͍̮̜͔̯̝͚̺̞͓̪̼͇̘̣̝̈́̔͛̂̈́͆̀̂̑̐͛̈̂̐̉̎̈́̎͂̒͒̈́̍̌̍͋̇́̉̐̀͐̐͘̚̕̚̕̕̕͝͝͝Ą̴̢̧̝͖̻̫̱̖͕̩͉̮̙̘̹̰͈̥͉̞͙̜͚͙͉̜͈̲̪̰̗̼͕̪̱̯̦̜͉̈̓̿͐̓̊͊̊̍̄̈́̆̌̽̑̌̾̓͆̍́̾͘͘͘̚͜͠͝͠ͅͅḶ̸̨̡͖̪̺́̾̑͂̀́̌́̅̇̐͒͂̏̎̓̌̌͑̏͗̑͂̌̓̒̽̄̽͌͗̈́͐́͐̀̑́̊̑̔̕̕͠͝À̷̡̬̦̥̯̼͎̜̟̹̮͍͎͎̅̋͆̋̄̌̿̅͌́̌̀̐͐͌̓̀̐͑̐͒̈́͌̊̇́͗̓̄͝͝͝ͅͅḒ̶̢̧̡̢̼̜̬͕̬̝͖͎̟̘̝̰͖̯̱͍̙̻̦̩̺̑̅̄͜͜͝.̴̨̧̧͉̮̺̠̫̙̖̹̰̞̙̭̟͎̼̤̲̠͈͕̩͉̠͎͔̞̻̪͉̬̞̣̘̤́̏̐̿̂̐̈́̅̒̏̾͂͋̂͛̅̓̓́̐̕̕͠ͅͅͅ 2:34 I Want More Lettuce. 3:41 Finally A Salad 🥗 4:06 Our Queen! Noooo!

Customer: *hi can I have the key to the bathroom* Subway worker: *sure, what type of bread*

Legend has it, that woman is still trying to get a salad

The whole salad conundrum will forever be my favorite Courtney performance 😂

so glad this era of smosh is over

Noah: RIGHT!! WHAT KIND OF BREAD OPTION?! Courtney: *a S A L A D ! ! ! !*

Girl: “I’m attending my father’s funeral...” *WhAT KiNd oF BrEAd* *WoUlD yOu LIke HiM ToAstEd?*

"Hi, I would like a salad" "Ok, what type of bread?" "I said a salad" "Right, what kind of bread?" I would've tried saying *"0 calorie bread, please"*

I work at subway and honestly…. I’ve even asked “what kind of bread” after being told they wanted a salad… 🤣🤣

“What kind of bread OPTION??” *_”A SALAAA- -“_*

Me: *Can I get a bread?* Worker: *Sure, What type of salad?*

it's my tradition to watch this every time i eat subway, that's art.

“I want Joe” “Whos Joe” “JOE MAMA” “Sure what type of bread” “uhh what”

"Can i have a sandwich?" "Sure what type of salad?"

"Every Subway smells the same" Absolutely true. I'm getting flashbacks from my time working there.

Courtney could’ve said that she’d like her salad toasted for 1 Second.

It’s nice to see that the subtitle writers get to have fun :)

"GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY!" "Sure, what kind of bread?" *cofused noises*

"FINALLY SOMEONE BUYS OUR SOUP" ...They sell soup??

I used to work at subway for one summer and the lettuce thing hit me at a spiritual level

Their subway is cleaner then mine it has rust and mold stuff 😂

0:01: How I do my homework 0:25: What my teacher thinks.

Every Sooubway ever

I wanted to work at subway but while watching this now im questioning by decision

God I haven't watched smosh in 5 years and seeing the cast now, holy crap.

“You want a six inch Pakistan...” “What?”

Who got this recommended after watching Milad so much

Anyone on a binge bouncing back and forth between eras because both are hilarious?

to this day, this video is still a masterpiece

Smosh: touching the sandwich with no gloves TheOdd1sout: that’s illegal

Courtney screaming salad is a whole mood.😆

Timestamps: 0:01-Sandwich Artist 0:39-Six Inch Pakistan What? 1:10-A SALAD 1:30- Eat Fresh 1:51-Whole Wheat Bread 2:19-A SALAD PT.2 2:35-More Lettuce 3:40- A SALAD PT.3 4:05-Brocoli Cheddar Soup 5:14- What Kinda Bread(outro)

The first 30 secs always crack me up 😂

4:05. “I got every one”. “Pokémon, not STD’s” lol

Boy: “My mom and dad are divorcing....” Worker: “SuRe WhAt TyPe Of BrEaD?”

best video ive ever seen. thank you!

I loved watching this video when I was younger, and I still do, I'm glad I remembered this

Legend has it she still didn’t get her salad.

Every sooubway ever

I’d love happy whimsical music whenever I prepare a meal.

nothing like the old smosh, but not as bad as i thought

"WHAT KIIIIIND OF BRRRREEEEAAAAD!!!?" 😂 I can't man

*James has entered the chat*

Ive watched this video like 15 times it never gets old lmao

The nostalgia hitting hard, i missed watching these

"I've got every single one. Pokemon, not STDs." I actually laughed out loud for that one. 😂

i still remember that this was the first ever ‘every blank ever’ video i watched 🥺

I love watching this while eating subway

4 years later and it still has its glory

Ever soobway ever The odd ones out reference

Hey I need life insurance Sure what kind of bread

The music fits so perfectly with everything

i watched this 46 times and its still good

Random guy: excuse me, where is the bathroom? Subway employee: Sure, what type of bread?

*A SALAD!!!!!!*

0:01 sandwich Artis

I wish Keith a full and quick recovery .❤️‍🩹 🙏🏻

*Bread On Salad Scenes:* 1:10 2:19 3:40 5:14

*I S A I D A S A L A D*

I watch this every time I eat at subway.

robber: give me all the cash in your register me: no worries man, what bread will that be on?

*Holds a bowl of salad* Would you like this toasted?

“Bread bowl?” *”NO-“* ---------------- “How long would you want this toasted for?” *”NO-”*

I was falling asleep during this video then I hear Courtney say “A SALAD”

They forgot the “Milad” Type of subway person

Brief summary of the comments: “ODD1SOUT” “BREAD” “SUBWAY” *”AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”*

2:53 **The odd1sout fans heavily breathing**

Watching this in 2021 is SO UNCOMFORTABLE no one is MASKING-

I like how theodd1stout just says “every. subway. EVER” prolly tributing to his sooubway series (also he says other things in this vid)

These kinds of Every [Blank] Ever make me hungry while in quarantine Bruh

Can I have a Coke? *would you like that toasted*

The salad conversation was so funny

I have no idea how the hell this and the IRL death note video kickstarted my Smosh binge

I farded

Me: Hey, can I have a drink? Sooubway worker: *_Want it toasted?_*

1:51 that sorta greeting will be much common soon😂😂

came back after 3 years later this is still legendary

"I got all of them pokémon not STDs" best quote ever

every SOOUBWAY ever

"Every subway smells the same" ikr! They have the exact same scent 😅

That “Ouh” that shayne does- it’s weirdly iconic. Even though it’s just a sigh of relief-

Employee: what type of bread? Me: Boneless.

Sponsored by Subway. Stay fresh.

Coming back to one of my favorite videos because.....THEY, ARE, BACK!!!!

Courtney deserves an Emmy for this, lol