If Google Was A Guy (Full Series) 

We saw the video dude.

Artisan people can quote there favorite bits dude

Artisan Bro It’s a joke Don’t be a wooosher Just laught

Its a statement that people should be hearing

Lets get to 666. Likes

Darn I wish I wrote that

XD

Hey Arthur Just to let you know, John Dies

They just asked Jeeves

Cream cheese is cheese? Avocado pit huge why?

He'll be a psycho, based on what people write on the Internet...

"Which is fine until we bring them into a home with impressionable young children, who may quickly learn that this is a normal way to talk to other people-that is, rudely. This points to a potentially far-reaching problem with artificial intelligence (ai). When it comes to how ai will affect social interaction, most people are focused on the relationship between humans and ai. Not enough attention is being paid to how humans will treat each other in the presence of ai." Nicholas Christakis (The Economist, 2024)

"Draw a" all over again

@@cazzi1929 ???

@ruialexandre6197 When chat GPT was a young AI, he had two mentors. One mentor taught him to write correct and gramatical information using stuff from the internet. The other mentor made sure that he was a good AI and did not give evil results. The first time he was trained, the second mentor had a bug, so the little ai became horrible in one specific area. The second time he was trained, this bug was fixed. This means that ChatGPT will never give psychopathic results.

The part where the guy asked to see tent made me die lol

Fresh ahh comment💀💀

I dont think ive ever heard a mom ask that.

@@alexthedemon2203 Good for you

raysツ yes, that too was a part of the video we watched. Excellent quote.

OH COME ON!

3:44 LMAO

true man of culture

Ah yes

jane jilli “Wolf fursuit creampie”

"Sonic the hedgehog greasy feet"

"100 reason why the earth is flat"

“2 girls, 1 cup”

Exterminatus Button yeah, how would playing videos work?

Yes

I think that was their joke about WebMD....at least, I assumed it was. WebMD says everything is cancer, or that you're actively dying and will be dead in just a few hours. "WebMD, my knee itches" "Which leg?" "My right leg." "Stage 4 right knee cancer"

you're a little late buddy

@@raiisleepme to

What means this yellow D on the end of ur name

I was actually scrolling through comments while watching the vid, and I actually no cap read this the same time I heard these words 😳

Truer words never spoken

Karens when they do research be like

Ahahaa

It should be written on the search page of Google.

Lol, yeah like if someone were to use bing to get to google

Google is the 30th most popular question on Bing

NinjaQwert Used to be #1 LOL

Who is the dude that played bing? He is familiar

@@nicolefalvey533 Randall Park. He plays the dad from Fresh Off The Boat which I think is his newest thing and he's a pretty accomplished comedian.

The last line there is what made me breakdown in laughter: loudly whispering: Red lit cameras EVERYWHERE

🤣

Lol

😂

Considering jow long ago that was posted if he held on to his bitcoin he would have made big money

And then the guy trying to get out of paying his taxes.

@@HelenGPitts Hi MLM bot, this message is totally relevant to Google the guy playing with a dinosaur

Oh nice idea lol

unknown 12362 what else

Aw

It should be the guy in one of those giant dinosaur suits!

haha fr

Sorry, woul'd mind to exaplin the joke?

ಠ_ಠ

*cAnc3r*

@@ronburgundy9510 ????

but actually use bing , google chrome eats ram

@@runningpoem7938 so this is a bing user

Factssss

@@justabearwithouteyes5332 yes

@@justabearwithouteyes5332 what? She's/He's right

netflix

🤣🤣

I like how your comment has 1k likes but no replies

@@user-pf4ig4ps7g well you are the first congrats.

@@mrunknown138 yea lol

@@user-pf4ig4ps7g 😃ზდ ძმა

I only start typing a word in and if there come up other searches I know how to write it xD

I once had my mother text me to ask if I had seen her phone...

I've seen people ask this question on Facebook and Instagram... I'm like... For real?

we know, we watched the video too

SilentwarH you’re dumb for thinking he was legit about thinking she was legit. I want you to think about this for a second.

SilentwarH how do you know it was a joke, i think your just dumb so please stop and think about this for a second

Timestamp?

No timestamp just something g I made up

Nice

Someone misspells it as indigo

Subliminal99 Oh nice

It really reminded me of so many people who used to work for CH

SAME!

@@purplemouse580 your shower songs tell me you're a pretty good person, sorry for stalking :)

This comment here, officer.

@@rico76 @FBI @CIA @NASA @POTUS

*but you're never gonna see the real Siri,we captured her and is now holding her as hostage.*

Feel like: *inhale slowly* ... *exhale slowly* --REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

You monster. I know Siri has some sass. And can even be insultingly stubborn at times, but she doesn’t deserve that.

I know right

F.B.I Agent *searches the voice behind siri on youtube*

that is, the entire point

why are the replies upset?

@@Ray-ks4bb because he just took the time to type out the entire joke

@@inrad idk I appreciated it, I didn't notice the joke till I saw their comment

Also I think it’s a Brooklyn 999 reference

So original

Yesss 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

We have bing on our work PCs - first order of business each day is to open bing and ask for Google

Soup Time yeah i totally didn’t see that before in the top comments

Yeah that’s cool

Onestly same 👇👇

Yeah

I actually lost it a long time ago

yeah, the tentacle hentai wouldve been the point i really lost faith

Being woke is not about recognizing imaginary genders it's about knowing bankers funded both sides of the World Wars

Me too :(

i feel bad for what i have searched on google now

@@nadirwoodson9321 was is it "Big Booty Puerto Rican Goddess"?

@@niravp1989 now you've mentioned it , i might have to search for that lol

@@niravp1989 no it was worse im not gonna say it man

Why keeping lies knowing they are lies? For misleading?

@@thealgeriantank2587 As far as everyone is free to express his own idea, documents constrasting with the main version of the facts can still be published. There is no Truth Police in the Web and it's up to you to be informed on what may be the product of misleading ideas or the result of years and years of effective research.

@@thealgeriantank2587 Price of freedom.

Yep

Sarah Tilgner Except there’s plenty of peer reviewed literature that there is a link between vaccines and autism. It’s not Googles job or any big techs job to decide what info is okay to search. But they are censoring this information. Why?

Unrealistic he just puts it in a safe to use later

Yeah, we saw the video

Google: "Hold on, need to use the copy machine first to put this in the main vault."

@Nolan Kelley When I first introduce myself to people I usually do so either with a fun prank, a sudden point blank hello using a nat-20 in stealth, or a good joke. After over 800 years it has become unoriginal. Strangely the formula still works.

@Nolan Kelley Whatever it is you are.

When?

Google. Is acting fake?

If you aren't lying, this is amazing!

Lucky if this is true

@@celestialudenburg6314 I assure you, I am NOT lying.

Raw

*into

Good One.

if Google was a guy 6?

Internet is down XD

4:57 here

It hurts me to watch him suffer over this piece of idiot.

@@sczn_1 shut up kid

@@capybara9521 wtf

@@capybara9521 you are gay

Should've had a guy with an [ISP] label snickering at it

Do a barrel roll HaHaHaHAHAHAHA

Noooooooooo...... -slippy

666 likes....

690th like

Some search history needs to be burned.😳

@@Kit.E.Katz45 haha.

@@Kit.E.Katz45 yep just like us after death joke on us ;-;

The situation has become grave, sire. We must call down... EXTERMINATUS.

That’s what I do when I see a spider

Hopes and dreams of young people in a nutshell.

I felt bad because I could relate...

Me too

@MR GAMER Sadly, it's the truth. When I was younger, I wanted to be a spy for the CIA. I got told that would never happen (That I would never be a field agent, not that I could never work for the CIA) because I was colorblind. So I went to school to study IT thinking it would be fun to do website development for Google or Microsoft. Well after learning programming for three years, I started to look at job openings with these big companies and that's when I realized I knew barely anything about software development, pertaining to what they wanted you to know. I've now spent the last year looking for junior/apprentice web dev positions at any company, while I work fast food... so yeah, I can relate to the guy in the movie. Sorry for the rant.

@@tyler5580 damn, don't give up your hope, study more and more

Fuzzy Bunny *You Fool!*

Lol

You are a better spellchecker than Word

Technically it isn't, right? It leads you to dictionaries and sources of information, but it itself isn't a dictionary.

Motto of teachers*

Yeah

That joke aged well

Ok yes.

666 like?!

Now this is making want to see if Google was a guy: Overtime

Would make sense with some of the questionable shit people look up.

It just exploits the way people are naturally twisted; sophisticated tech for sophisticated pack animals. "I can only see one page on this but a million on that… ummm… I'll go with that. Next!"

Wait until Siri becomes a fully functional AI assistant/girlfriend... That'll likely be the beginning of skynet.

@NetherrealmRanger9 A.K.A SolidSoda - I've seen Mr Google in a bunch of things. I wish I knew his name - he always does a good job. He should have a role in "Severance"!

@@MossyMozart Brian Huskey

@@squalk25 thanks fam

He was just being himself

PPP Loan officer in Always Sunny, nails the role there

He said tent

hentai is gross

I would like it but is 69 so nice

@@pc__2513 Yes because it's low budget. Watch ecchi anime for 'not gross' hentai.

I looked it up...so fucking werid especially magical girl Elena

avocado pit huge, why

@Keith Lankford Why a mile length*

Baby powder made out of babies?

Cream cheese is cheese?

What are the newest shapes?

Because they wanna help xD

Aigh't, time to use Bing

@@Garlic_Bread oh no-

Thank you for the tip!

Google:please don't your life is important Bing: shotgun to the face quit being a disgrace

Right?! It's just genius writing honestly.

These Videos are a treasure

he also tried to unbuy bitcoin

I love that the cops need to *Google* the difference between a mannequin and a corpse

😆😆loved it !

I completely forgot about this comment and now it’s got the most likes I’ve ever gotten.

No

@@Shadowvein9014 nnoo

Here's 1more like

I thought he had a fetish lmao

me searching for megalovania the first time: "TUTUTUTUTUTUTU TURUTU"

Maybe the song hooked?

@@kurapika4741 the song is crystal dolphin I hope you didnt just type Tututututututu tutru in google or youtube

Ooohh Riley Autoparts

lol

U have 1k likes... No comments...?

Stop walking across hot coals acting like a llama Not CANCER

I heard cat food

@@burningchef1543 seek doctor

Yep!

It truly is

4x!

yes

Yeah.

its tradition to do it like every minute

Indeed

16 pools still lost in the archive...

@Robert toribio collegehumor is still funny

I liked precious plum more

Right up there with Troopers for the top spot.

I used it on Trump and he smiled. He did not understand the line. Lucky this was suggested by RU-vid, we did not know you existed. Time to cook.

@@chefgiovanni yeah yeah nice story grandad, now take your meds and go to bed

So great.

you obviously only use google if you believe in that quote so much

Yeah. Sad. Today the reaction would probably be just "Ahh ok, welcome to your social bubble...".

Simple Wombat “Is YOLO a drug?!” Me: What do you think dummy? :/

Shamel Walls r/wooosh??

@Jimbeanos *I'm. **You're. ***It's. And you missed a comma.

I smell Karen all over her, even through this video.

Jesus Christ I can’t comment one thing without unintentionally starting a war

Facts

I don't think I got that one...

@@wisedred it's wholesome

@@heisenberg4978 oh ok thanks i thought it was some kind of incestuous/paedophile joke that was brought up weirdly

@@wisedred are you okay

Me too

I just want to watch minecraft videos

Yeah same

You mean "The Kids Be Like" *I Just Wanna Watch Some Minecraft Videos*

@@ianambrona5468 I WANT TO WATCH MINECRAFT VIDEOS

Bro that scene had me dying

HAIIIL TOOO YOU!

That scene reminded me of stewie from family guy

@@vennix9792 same too

he probably got showed the actual photo lmaoooo

Are you his search history then?

Ah yes, I am familiar with FLAMETHROWER

No hesitation whatsoever lol.

@@iamacatperson7226 Hans... is that you?

If YoUr DeAd HoW aRe YoU cOmMeNtInG

I was expecting something along the lines of "view second google search result page"

I didn’t see that coming so it got a laugh out of me.

5:12

Like Google would let you do that

They are going to page 2 of the search results

The guys laugh is literally the reason why I live

Joker username checks out

Sounds like pennywise

Yeah we saw that....stfu

fun fact, he is running an arg. “dad” on youtube

"No, no, no! Why would you type that?! Grab onto something!"

@@DragoSonicMile Hold onto the festivus pole.

The dude thats said it is genius. He Made a lit of Songs but the best ist neo geo

@@jigglejoe7153 FOUR BRIGHT BUTTONS AND TWO JOYSTICKS! 🎵

I'm happy someone noticed it

REEEEEEEEEEEE

You beat me to it!

Why is this so relatable for me

Lmaoooo

Is it just me or is he Jack black

Wait the guy who asks for Bitcoin and Dogocoin is the same?

wait i thought he turned into a manequin

Ox2009495 He substituted himself with a mannequin so he could fake his death

allflying3 And the cop was after him too

could've fooled me

tf

HAHAHA so funny can't laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

lol;-;

*FBI OPEN UP*

What if I just say no to it?