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Every talent show ever. Talent shows like America's Got Talent and X Factor aren't strangers to exploiting vulnerable people in order to create "good" tv. This is basically a summary of what they do. Talent shows in a nutshell.
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Комментарии : 8 тыс.

@VanillaBizcotti 4 года назад

I’m poor too

@surrealentertainment 4 года назад

*applause*

@ScrinkleMcdinkle 4 года назад

I feel ya 😭

@Arthur_Heerdt 4 года назад

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@glitchy1281 4 года назад

I WANNA BE JUST LEIK UUUUUUU OMG

@danwrinkle7677 4 года назад

👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@skogsmumrik 4 года назад

"My great great grandma died 100 years ago" *Golden buzzer*

@randomguy.437 4 года назад

U have 669 likes n im here to ruin it.sorry

@skogsmumrik 4 года назад

NANI!? I did not realize I had this much likes Lmao

@gamercoolcraft4208 4 года назад

I can’t even reach 10 likes so nice

@skogsmumrik 4 года назад

@@gamercoolcraft4208 You'll get there one day (;

@yukadiangelo 4 года назад

@@skogsmumrik at least you don't edit your comment

@jinpinggaming9561 4 года назад

Kids in talent shows: i had 3 types of cancer i got bullied castrated and i died 4 times

@anasxo1 4 года назад

I got Corona

@Meepolur 4 года назад

Wow... Dat is so sed... Ond insporationel... U are so brav...

@ej-jz5rc 4 года назад

*goldenbuzzer*

@Haz_wizZYT 4 года назад

? 🤮

@alearvizuu 4 года назад

Now give me money

@GoddoDoggo 3 года назад

Bonus points: their little brother backstage has [incurable condition] and the dance is dedicated to their dead dad who is dead.

@howardhamlin5901 3 года назад

@Mr.Explain mom has stage 5 dementia and jobless unable too feed her family

@offhandmusic2602 3 года назад

My mom has stage 17 cancer and it’s really sad to see her in this pain so uh money?

@traktor420 3 года назад

OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE THERE FICTIONAL DAD DIED THAT IS SO SAD!! 111IIiii

@kamrynswift 3 года назад

Dead dad who is dead

@bearthezooescapee2439 2 года назад

@@kamrynswift Dead dad who is dead becuz he died. Now he is dead.

@superguy199 3 года назад

Person: Somehow opens up a portal Judges: ❌❌❌❌ Kid: My fish drowned Judges:🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

@dinobro6851 3 года назад

Wait

@christopherc5456 3 года назад

Ah, they do that

@theduckchannel5428 3 года назад

My fish swam upsidown once

@ashi_ashes 2 года назад

To be honest, your fish is talented

@waynieway 2 года назад

OMGOSH YOUR FISH DROWNED THATS SO BRAEV AND SAHD 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@sheepastley 4 года назад

Kids on talent shows be like "I got stabbed 68 times, got cremated twice, died 7 times and got shot in the head"

@sheepastley 4 года назад

@Random Guy yeah thats the exaggeration they put in

@milliesbiggestfan 4 года назад

"ah yis that good buzzer"

@lenyet 4 года назад

you died 7 times but you had quick revive so you're not dead why not

@agent-33 4 года назад

Inspirational! 😭

@Buddy.Johnston 4 года назад

NyanCatIsNear i KnOw riGhT? ThAt’S hOw fOrtNite WorKs! ThAt’S wHy i Am gOiNg tO diE, i wiLL LïVe fOreVeR, beCaUse fOrTniTe haS tEaChEd mE thAt viOlEncE iZ alWaYs tHe beEST anSWeR!

@shibainu8760 4 года назад

How to win: you gotta be a 6 year old kid who sings and lost both parents and have cancer

@trolledfrog678 4 года назад

And be a A+ student

@centax_ 4 года назад

and also has a poor voice

@yunusemreozturk2101 4 года назад

I win... But at what cost...

@yutasai 4 года назад

666th like😔👊

@schwellenangst1605 4 года назад

And really good looking too

@sayyidhusayn1117 3 года назад

"The key to winning is to have sad backstories" -Gandhi

@beanieman7138 3 года назад

Gandhi??

@connaghward1582 3 года назад

Leslie Vernon: >:)

@AwkwardAvii 3 года назад

You mean Mahatma Gandhi?

@xaitheloser 2 года назад

"The key to getting the top comment is by making up a quote and signing it with a political figure." -George Washington

@albertskoften1452 2 года назад

@@AwkwardAvii No. Manhattan Ghandhi, the war criminal.

@G.C_McCrea 3 года назад

0:05 I was expecting him to say "poor child from a poor family, spare him his life from his monstrosity" for some reason. xD

@Anotherchild_lol 2 года назад

*piano noises* Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?-

@begone404 Год назад

*BISMILLAH!* No! We will not let you go Let him go!

@G.C_McCrea Год назад

81 likes? That's a new high score!

@DiamondKingStudios 4 месяца назад

@@begone404no no no NO NO NO *NO*

@L3X1N 4 года назад

child: *I will **_daAAaaAns._* crowd: **literally dies**

@AkutoFN__ 4 года назад

Literally

@jimmiles33 4 года назад

Lexin They didn’t literally die.

@haharmageddontv6581 4 года назад

He will saAAaaAns

@mrnolife6999 4 года назад

666 th like B.T.W I know I'm cancer

@geraldacheampong4321 4 года назад

_ I didn’t literally not r/woooosh you :(

@lordroy88 4 года назад

Disabled Person: Breathes America’s Got Talent Judges: f u c k i n g p e r f e c t i o n

@anthonyamajor1170 4 года назад

😒 true. The past season someone like that won

@dianasmile2518 4 года назад

That's really mean, like seriously have some compassion.

@minimimikyus3056 4 года назад

@@dianasmile2518 Not really, just because they are disabled doesn't mean they should win a talent show. Instead of basing things on talent, they base it on whether you have no money, you're disabled, your parents are dead, some in your family has a disease, etc. It's not the point of a talent show and it shouldn't be.

@dianasmile2518 4 года назад

@@minimimikyus3056 I think that the judges are doing the right thing by allowing them to win. They need the money to support themselves. It's an act of kindness, and it's not unfair by no means. Even though it's a talent show.

@minimimikyus3056 4 года назад

@@dianasmile2518 It is unfair because there are people with real talents who are cast aside because they have no tragic backstory.

@pschickengaming5k308 3 года назад

Im actually not sure what the problem is. He showed true talent. No one seems to be talking about how he floated onto and off the stage before and after the act. True talent.

@limeinal_ 3 года назад

I just realized the judges are Lenord, Sheldon, Penny, and Raj..

@guacamolelettuce116 4 года назад

Script. 1. Say "I'm Poor" 2. *Cry* 3. *Dance* 4. Wait... 5. *Cry Again*

@Kyumifun 4 года назад

That's how TV works

@humanbeing2709 4 года назад

Dancing was not part of the script

@silent_virgil 4 года назад

thebigeyedpig 34 😒

@mariafausti3128 4 года назад

4. Golden buzzer

@colorsrrealduh 4 года назад

thebigeyedpig 34 exactly They don’t dance, they just flop their arms and legs around

@loony_toonie 4 года назад

“Say you are poor” “Cry” This isn’t surreal this is life

@jumpingoncameradaily6612 4 года назад

my channel is nice

@marksidorov9365 4 года назад

@@jumpingoncameradaily6612 ????

@taralicious71762 4 года назад

@@jumpingoncameradaily6612 ????

@LambSeed 4 года назад

@Jumping On Camera Daily ????

@Maukiki 4 года назад

hm.

@ChefBarry 2 года назад

The best part is I could see Sheldon being a real talent show judge

@tacopower3578 Год назад

I know right I can't believe almost nobody noticed the judges were the characters from the big bang theory xD

@LindaCheshire-ph3rd 6 месяцев назад

“Excuse me, but can you cry for the camera?”

@cygnusx-1942 4 года назад

The ugly child never cried, that is grounds for disqualification.

@santaclaus5411 4 года назад

He never cried because he was unable to cry because of a disability.

@cygnusx-1942 4 года назад

@Alice Collins I am here to personally deliver an award. Please, have an ugly child.

@thepumpkinprince3625 4 года назад

You what your right

@chloenyancatthing6249 4 года назад

Tbh I don’t think the models support the feature, but it still counts as a disqualification

@maybe3xcesive742 4 года назад

Cygnus X-1 100% agree Badass pfp btw 🔧

@TheArcade27 4 года назад

“I was born at a very young age” *Intense Cheering* *Intense Clapping*

@hay0099 4 года назад

Lol

@kn1cs0 4 года назад

Geniuses are born, not created

@ekxdee9707 4 года назад

Wow, there are children in Africa.

@captain_noo 4 года назад

"I started breathing when I was born" Judges: *bruh so emotional you get golden buzzer*

@dilucshrimp9244 4 года назад

Kn1cs0 F. :D fellow twosetter

@subjectdelta4758 3 года назад

Person: “I can read your mind” Judges: *crickets* Person: “I was born at a young age by my mother” Judges: *Clapping and cheering intensified*

@cammm360 3 года назад

“Mom, can we get America’s Got Talent?” “No, we have America’s Got Talent at home.” *America’s Got Talent at home:*

@traktor420 3 года назад

This is better

@karibrimacombe8710 2 года назад

@@AaronCleetus-cj4gw yeah it's called victory by Joe stansa

@JediMcFly717 2 года назад

“Thank’s Mom, This is Better!”

@twiddlemethumbs 4 года назад

This isn’t accurate. That dance was way too good.

@kittenmimi5326 4 года назад

Yeah ikr?

@Slutology 4 года назад

Agreed

@GaryOfPallet 4 года назад

😂

@skeltitor7235 4 года назад

omg ik

@GaryOfPallet 4 года назад

@@-.bella.- You can't deny talent

@Cxeb 4 года назад

He forgot to mention that his dad died when he was 4 and his mother died 2 years before he was even born.

@maximus6138 4 года назад

Bruh lol.

@ashistrash994 4 года назад

and his twin sister died at birth, and he has some kind of disability

@dory1489 4 года назад

He also didn't fall on his knees, covered his mouth in shock, and cried when they hit the buzzer.

@astrixinthestars1047 4 года назад

He also had a life threatening disease🤷

@ella999. 4 года назад

He/she is also allergic to air so he/she needs to breathe in smoke on the bottom stage -\(╹/╹)/-

@thatbrightorangefoxy7406 3 года назад

I like that even tho they won, all the "X"s were still red

@GiddyGiddyGulpGulpGulp 5 месяцев назад

As someone who has been in ugly talent factor, I can confirm this is what it’s like.

@cristianferaru9817 4 года назад

"Now give me money." "OK."

@alex.m3824 4 года назад

X-iled Yay

@spindashingeveryday7497 4 года назад

@@alex.m3824 69 likes come back when you have 420

@Monetize 4 года назад

Im back when he has 428 :(

@Haz_wizZYT 4 года назад

Sound like golddigger

@minorustfu 4 года назад

*I wish worked like that*

@PlayerN101 4 года назад

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin" *Golden buzzer noises*

@eriv1974 4 года назад

"And every afternoon I break my arms". (I also think).

@twocraftingbunny1792 4 года назад

@@eriv1974 At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

@Halleretta 4 года назад

@@twocraftingbunny1792 *falls down the stairs* Augh,Ugh Eeeeehh

@rhiannonwaldorf5641 4 года назад

CHOCOLATE

@KentuckyFriedMantis 4 года назад

Is that from spongebob chocolate episode?

@picklerick1174 3 года назад

1:27 the way she says it always gets me for some reason, my humor is broken.

@aperson3340 2 года назад

0:01 *sounds like a frying sound*

@solidzack 4 года назад

Doofenshmirtz's backstories would instantly win him the talent show for 10 years in a row. _"It all began with the day of my actual birth. Both of my parents failed to show up."_

@lesfrog649 4 года назад

Lmao

@alis7135 4 года назад

I read it in the voice lmao

@emmettbarley5721 4 года назад

True dat.

@emilyb2200 4 года назад

why is this not the top comment lmao

@emstreetgaming5829 4 года назад

Lillian Linton SAMEE

@billylardner 4 года назад

That confetti is probably the most complex thing you’ve animated to date.

@zappmusic 4 года назад

@Jules Juerez no, that's the point lol

@paulpepper4899 4 года назад

He edited the guns falling from the sky in John Wick chapter portobello

@livinirony385 4 года назад

He actually did a proper walk cycle in the joker vid

@hiinsanity 4 года назад

This is unrelated but do you know what he uses?

@Max_Le_Groom 4 года назад

Using those Particle effects yes

@12kenbutsuri 3 года назад

If you can float away like that, you should win.

@Zenith200 2 года назад

Audience: "what will you do for us- Kid: *"I'M POOR"* Audience: *that was beautiful*

@VOLAIRE 4 года назад

“I was born at a young ag-“ Crowd: so anyways, I started clapping

@theone-mz5ut 4 года назад

Bruh, when Sheldon from the Big Bang theory asked what the poor girl was here for, I knew it was a great video.

@ancientprezent7916 4 года назад

THE NEW JUSTIN Y

@themayo2713 4 года назад

Judges: *SLAMS GOLDEN BUZZER*

@risingraisings7012 4 года назад

I was born...

@themayo2713 4 года назад

@@risingraisings7012 where it all began...🤣

@pug-stash7330 3 года назад

Person: *Has actual talent* Judges: ❌❌❌❌ Some kid: “I was born” Judges: *Golden Buzzer*

@memeplanet4043 3 года назад

accurate enough

@dontgotomychannel5852 3 года назад

lel

@LShaver947 3 года назад

The kid: I was born on my birthday Judges: 😭😭😭😭😥😥😓😓😓😢😢😢😦😧😨😩😱😱😱

@howardhamlin5901 3 года назад

"I was born at a very young age"

@emmac2113 3 года назад

Judges: seems legit

@ElBrevas602 2 месяца назад

i litterally cried and have depression when he said "Im poor", i hope the kid can go very high in society ;)

@Frickolas 2 года назад

most accurate part is how the contestant wins and then completely vanishes off the face of the earth

@oa2794 4 года назад

"Now give me money" But then you won't be poor anymore and everyone will hate you

@jasperwong2970 4 года назад

Isn’t that the point

@AIMuppetShow 4 года назад

It’s the point of it

@jamclone 4 года назад

but then you can just lie and continue saying you are poor when you arent

@simonspasskiy 4 года назад

@@jamclone hmst, an idea to save for the future days

3 года назад

Thats the point

@StickMaster500 4 года назад

Judge: _Do you have an emotional backstory?_ Contestant: Well, no but... Judge: *_Then get out._*

@del5788 4 года назад

bruh you everywhere and i like all your comments just because so edit: and please answer me, dot wil be enough

@Anna-pd3mz 4 года назад

@@del5788 dot

@joelmatajr.6546 4 года назад

Владимир no

@del5788 4 года назад

@@joelmatajr.6546 🅱️ruh

@tardis3962 4 года назад

Greta Thurman

@abyyriyuhh 3 года назад

Now next time when I'm on a show I will say "i'm poor"

@goldiecormier2915 3 года назад

2:49 she flew o u t t h e w o r l d 👌👌👌

@syncorpiumanimations2401 4 года назад

Magician: *teleports* Judges:❌❌❌❌ Poor kid: "sing or dance" Judges:⭐

@syncorpiumanimations2401 4 года назад

@daryl indradjaja ⭐

@rattfish 4 года назад

daryl indradjaja *YOU WIN ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD.IOWDCJJKEHCDIJCDEHJIDCKJWDCBJI%*

@brandonwilde8988 4 года назад

@@rattfish lol

@alinek2289 4 года назад

i am a magician and i am going to summon a huge friendly dragon and give it to you as a pet * summons dragon * golden buzzer please

@victoriaseaton6484 4 года назад

@@alinek2289 *intense buzzing noises" All judges: NO

@bordwithasword 4 года назад

I was expecting the announcer to say “Now an actually talented person” and as soon as the person said hi, the judges all hit the X

@magicduckman5568 4 года назад

@Arthur Yurchenko just watch any talent show. That happens quite a lot.

@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh4921 4 года назад

600th like

@luigimss_ 4 года назад

666th like

@miaumisumiau 3 года назад

That dance was better than anything i could ever do

@zlaundry 2 года назад

I was born at a young age into a family and spent my life living Judges: *Crying*

@telet7543 4 года назад

Contestant: “About a week ago I cried.” Judges: *presses golden buzzer*

@telet7543 4 года назад

Mial isus oh wow I just realized that lol I’ll fix it

@fcoibarra7165 4 года назад

Contestant:"I coughed 3 times" *Wins the contest*

@SSByerley 4 года назад

yes

@kyletaggart8158 4 года назад

I was going to like your comment, but considering you are at 420 likes I believed that to be a crime against humanity.

@izzowizzo_ 4 года назад

Stop I actually blew on my screen because of your pfp I thought it was a hair

@railynpoynter4885 4 года назад

no one: The stage floor: “stand here or die”

@lgbtqiarights 4 года назад

ha ha funny xd

@pyro496 4 года назад

1,000th like

@Cooliokid956 4 года назад

Uhh

@Sunnyplayz64 3 года назад

uh uh uh. uhuhuhuh no?- (Silence) *Sunnyplayz64 fell out of the world*

@kepo887 2 года назад

when multiple people enter a talent show its a battle of whoever can make up the best sob story

@aurourasandsadprose9272 3 года назад

0:06 SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY

@shely_D7vil 4 года назад

For mass clapping press the buttons: •I poor •I child •I sick For win, please press: •I dance •I sing

@sophiemae4119 4 года назад

lmao

@slayerxburn1827 4 года назад

Klan Klan azane klaklaklan

@y100900185 4 года назад

U can’t delete me

@Pheno566 4 года назад

Contestant: my parents didn’t show up to my birth Judge: this is so sad Alexa play Despacito

@helpfulapple3125 4 года назад

Wait a se-

@rewindoffical5280 4 года назад

Lickle Cryptic that was doofenshmirtz

@emblemblade9245 4 года назад

Doofenshmirtz

@Puss1man 4 года назад

Please don’t dig up the quondam grave of Despacito..

@icecreamsandwich7522 4 года назад

DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED _after hours_

@user-dd8uc4vh8x 3 года назад

"I am poor." * Applause *

@cuphead1005 Год назад

"Can you also cry for the camera" Nah, just tell the child it is adopted and than say that it's parents hate them to the point it crys

@naomifredricks989 3 года назад

It’s kinda messed up how accurate this is

@NoLifeTillLeather 3 года назад

Yea

@adamqazsedc 3 года назад

Ikr

@xUndeadRavenx 3 года назад

Yup

@sophiea7 3 года назад

God is dead

@sophiea7 3 года назад

@who2country she’s not, I hope

@christianv-h3278 4 года назад

_"He's just a poor boy, from a poor family"_ Now I get why Bohemian Rhapsody is so liked and popular...

@donut3988 4 года назад

SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY

@null2640 4 года назад

@@donut3988 easy come easy go, will you let me go?

@ang-hell6627 4 года назад

@@null2640 BISMILLAH NO

@gio-cj9mf 4 года назад

Ang- Hell WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO ( LET HIM GO )

@marinamiw8380 4 года назад

jesus ur comment is bellow the other one w/ "Im just a poor boy nobody loves me" wtf bro

@lyly_lei_lei 2 года назад

**God walks onto the stage to see how His creations do these talent shows** God: "Hello. My name is Jesus. I have no traumatic backstory other than the fact I was harassed a "few" times by a bunch of annoying priests, and other than dying that one time my childhood and adulthood weren't that bad and now I have billions of people who love me. Today my talent will be creating an entire universe." Simon: "Man, your childhood seems kind of lame. No sad parts or anything." **he hits the buzzer** **God proceeds to create another Big Bang right before everyone's eyes* Simon: "That's neat, but it really isn't what we are looking for." **all three judges say no except Howie, who was blown away quite literally** **a teen walks on stage** Teen: "My goldfish died when I was seven." **Simon immediately hits the golden buzzer** Teen: "I didn't even do an act." Howie: "Doesn't matter at all! We don't care about talent, we care about sympathy points."

@username12144 2 года назад

"Why are you booing him? He's right!"

@JK-mx2hy 4 года назад

This is, like actually how it goes. Like I’m not kidding

@VeneficaDelirium 4 года назад

That's been every single reality contest show since like 2002. America's Next Top Model is the same way. "I'm missing my face! Pls make me a model!"

@colorsrrealduh 4 года назад

Winning Contestant Requirements: Kid below age of eight ☑️ Has mental disorder ☑️ Lost both arms and legs ☑️ Is poor ☑️ Is deaf and blind ☑️ Parents died ☑️ Gets bullied in school ☑️ Cries on stage ☑️ Has stage fright ☑️

@DirtL 4 года назад

lol true

@noursalman932 4 года назад

Like likely true

@rat-tastic422 4 года назад

@shaun1293 4 года назад

What you need to win a talent show: -Have no money -Have a relative or friend who died -Have a disability

@sexhaver420 4 года назад

That's a talented person you just described

@VeneficaDelirium 4 года назад

You missed one: -Be gay.

@sexhaver420 4 года назад

No, I refuse to be gay.

@synflwr 4 года назад

Perfect, I’ll win now!

@pleaseenteraname6825 4 года назад

You also can’t be dead inside because you would have to cry.

@timfoster4962 6 месяцев назад

"I am.....POOR." the audience: *sobs* so beautiful

@jssolan5207 4 года назад

Doof should sign up for a talent show considering all of his backstories.

@tomilayjr 4 года назад

Yes

@tutin9930 4 года назад

*M U S T* *

@eviljoel 4 года назад

He'd lose to a baking soda volcano, though.

@tifel5548 3 года назад

But he is not a child

@commandercody7693 3 года назад

T I F E L and he’s not starving

@monkeyt2675 3 года назад

It’s actually scary how realistic this is

@lild8826 3 года назад

Its why its surreal

@urfavcatlover69 3 года назад

Actually no because the X's are yellow after I press the gold buzzer

@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63 3 года назад

They’ve been getting more realistic

@SavaOnline2008 3 года назад

Yea

@dontgotomychannel5852 3 года назад

lel

@gergogergogergo 3 года назад

The spelling on the subtitles were making me laugh so hard.

@snowowlmv3 3 года назад

The "I am poor" had me wheezing

@japonistan7025 4 года назад

Friend: “I had a dream where my crush kissed me!” My dreams:

@lutube7897 4 года назад

Me too bro🤣

@natiangel 4 года назад

Today i dreamt i was fighting the coronavirus in my house

@-machx-272 4 года назад

@@natiangel epic

@v.7726 4 года назад

One day I dreamed I was in Switzerland drinking Chocky milk in a Ski resort

@unusedacc300 4 года назад

My dream: **meeting the Hazbin Hotel characters and demonicly screeching scared**

@CatNamedCerberus 3 года назад

every youtuber merch be like: hoodies shirts and hats surreal: same but with socks

@mirkosmelko5674 2 года назад

i like that fourth judge just comes half way through the show

@supertastysupernoodl 4 года назад

“the next contestant is a poor child fro-“ judges: *GOLDEN BUZZER*

@exonax4188 4 года назад

basicemmy not funny didn’t laugh

@supertastysupernoodl 4 года назад

@Nathan-ze1jv 4 года назад

@@exonax4188 ok

@thelilshits9752 4 года назад

Ok boomer

@ctskite3819 4 года назад

@@exonax4188 ok boomer

@Cereal_Ki11er 2 года назад

The closed captions are beautiful

@skirt2662 3 года назад

Omg amazing.I love that the person who makes these videos has the best sense of humor ever.

@weeronnotochi2240 4 года назад

"What is your name and why are you here?" -"im poor"

@opelite4426 4 года назад

Her name is poor

@ej-jz5rc 4 года назад

*w h a o*

@AlexandraGodoy007 4 года назад

this is a whole mood

@rodanthefiredemon3016 4 года назад

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@3cstasy7410 4 года назад

Hello poor

@thatweirdguytwg3735 4 года назад

Contestant: *has actual talent* Judges: "k" Contestant: "Oh and also I once called the teacher mom by accident" Judges: "GET ME THE GOLDEN BUZZER!"

@claude3608 4 года назад

It happened to me once Does that make me a millionaire?

@marksidorov9365 4 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-zLScBHVqUNM.html

@rianne1190 4 года назад

@Deaderthanadoorknob2 4 года назад

@@marksidorov9365 yes yes being really dumb and stupid and advertising your video without saying a single word wow img best thing ever hahahahahahhah Seriously dude what the hell

@marksidorov9365 4 года назад

GD Killers I was just showing my talent off😔

@ello_ammichelle2743 Год назад

‘I’m poor’ *GOLDEN BUZZER!!!🛎🛎🛎*

@Leopard_Kitty 2 года назад

Yeah this is literally sooo accurate that it hurts

@thelotuus5821 4 года назад

Child dies brutally Oompaloompas: 2:06

@bystanderinthecrowd 4 года назад

Lol

@thiccratkween 4 года назад

I'm dying *b r u t a l l y*

@user-zu6ts5fb6g 4 года назад

Oompa loompa doompa boompa

@frankgonzalez1270 4 года назад

Lmao

@zskr257 4 года назад

August lol

@mr.babypineapple8956 3 года назад

“i am poor.” audience: 😃😻🥰🤩❤️😍😽🥳😁😆👏👏👏🎉

@thing8014 3 года назад

Lol

@sarahjin4992 3 года назад

THIS IS EVERYTHING THAT IS TRUE

@danitorri6705 3 года назад

WoW

@MISAIYO 3 года назад

True that-

@danitorri6705 3 года назад

Lol

@areyouconfused7385 8 месяцев назад

You have no idea how much memories I have with your account, I know this video in particular isn’t that old, but it still gives me a dose of nostalgia

@1th_to_comment. 3 года назад

That dance was absolutely beautiful!

@Charremy 4 года назад

Next person dancing like a god Judges: your terrible, get out

@potatt3782 4 года назад

Ikr, a girl once just did a few front flips and jumped off a wood thing and won, while a ton of other people risked their lives doing an amazing dance and lost because it was "too messy", but the thing is that show was meant to show different dances of different cultures, not all cultures have just clean gymnastics

@poet.vee1004 4 года назад

*also boy: get 4 X's*

@mardene7895 4 года назад

I know

@nazzicmc9098 4 года назад

I have the power to sence wooshes My woosh sences are tingling

@alexiscohen2866 4 года назад

Ana Bannana it’s called America’s got talent for a reason and I really don’t get why so many of the performancers aren’t American it’s AMERICAS got talent not Africa’s got talent or China’s got talent

@sophiatheegg1736 4 года назад

“hello i am a poor and ugly child” me introducing myself anytime ever

@arcticmonkeysEEEEE 4 года назад

Sophia The egg you are not ugly

@sophiatheegg1736 4 года назад

Freya The Kitty ty ✌️

@bucket4255 4 года назад

You are very ugly.

@aliwael6789 4 года назад

@@nebula5371 I mean he is a god of nothing

@kazum9746 4 года назад

@@LaSneky well from his perspective she is neither ugly or beautiful, similar to schrodinger' cat, Shopia The Egg is currently in a state of being both ugly and beautiful, until we see her actual mortal form and decide for ourselves. So technically from our perspective right now it is true that she is not ugly, or beautiful, therefore the commenter you replied to is not wrong in saying what he said. And yes I assumed their gender despite it invalidating my entire point. Don't ask questions

@kayleighsillett1434 6 месяцев назад

Judge: presses golden buzzer Girl: now give me money

@RosieRoan 2 года назад

Person: _Has real, legitimate talent, is passionate about their talent, and has an inspirational story._ Judges: *I sleep.* Kid: _Is poor._ Judges: *R E A L S H * T.*

@jedermaanns 4 года назад

Mom: Come on show your grandparents that *dance* you learned in school Me 7 years old: 2:07

@glitchtrapthevirus2655 4 года назад

Arafat Müller grandparents: 2:16

@mizzuri4starz 4 года назад

GlitchTrap The Virus nah this is the grandparents: 0:58

@user-bf7oz5tq7r 4 года назад

this is an entire mood

@x_kittrix 4 года назад

That’s amazing lol

@samuelspersonalaccount6083 4 года назад

Lol

@moswaggy 4 года назад

Contestant: I wear size 13 Nike’s Judges: ❌❌❌ Contestant: *MENS* size 13 Nike’s Judges: *C R I E S* and hits golden buzzer

@thevoid3976 4 года назад

Inspirational.

@turtley9301 4 года назад

Contestant: I'm also a girl

@GlaceonStudios 4 года назад

Contestant: And I'm tall. People ask me how the weather is up there and it's terrible.

@sleep170 4 года назад

❌❌❌

@GlaceonStudios 4 года назад

@(Leo) Orissa Seangtewaporn Well, as was every other comment on this thread.

@andreiadovalle6144 3 года назад

how to win every talent show: "I was born."

@elliot._.119 8 месяцев назад

“Um excuse me can you also cry for the camera-“

@Randomness2018 4 года назад

How to win a talent show: -Have a body disability -Be poor Done.

@trolledfrog678 4 года назад

Step 3 profit

@el_juan1942 4 года назад

Step 4: Cry

@mayonnaise9621 4 года назад

Step 5: emotional backstory

@bohdanivanov1309 4 года назад

Step 6: be a kid

@adamhamilton5294 4 года назад

You missed out being non white, a confused gender, family issues, sad music and your brother or sister died last year which inspired you.

@jackbrown2801 4 года назад

Financially stable and healthy adult: *Does something really well* Judges: ❌❌❌❌ Poor disable child: *Does the same thing but slightly worse* Judges: *Hits golden buzzer*

@HarvoSpoon 4 года назад

but what if the poor disable child has wheelchair, and financially stable and healthy adult decided to run?

@cabbage2329 4 года назад

@Caleb Burns Harvo Spoon is a disabled child so your input is immediately disqualified

@BayOfWulf 4 года назад

adult: hey heres my comedy judge: no sad child: my family is dead and i have aids also here is my singing judge: fantastic

@radiozeke8507 4 года назад

Jack Brown Well the child is disabled, so it’s like a hundred times more impressive. Unless if it is singing.

@buraczkowachmurka7697 4 года назад

I mean, yeah. That's how it should work. If a contestant is a *child* that is also *disabled* , them doing something really well sure is extremelly impressive. An *adult* that's also *healthy* doing the same thing only slightly better would be very dull in comparison.

@JayAreGee 3 года назад

"I am poor" *Extreme standing ovation*

@froufrou1706 7 месяцев назад

This is terrifying yet beautiful and emotional at the same time

@MP-rd9ld 3 года назад

funny how almost every kid in these talent shows just “happen” to be the bullied and neglected kid

@Cheddar_Shred 3 года назад

They wanted something for the audience to watch, because they know that a poor kid with ugly talent will lure more viewers in than a regular guy with an amazing talent, since everyone will clap and shit out of sympathy. It's all for the ratings.

@playgroundswings1926 3 года назад

@@Cheddar_Shred ✨yes✨

@midnalazuli793 3 года назад

There was this one kid, Drew Lynch, who actually admitted to being a bully prior to his first audition.

@shizukagozen777 3 года назад

@@Cheddar_Shred That's the reason why I stopped watching those craps.

@thefirebeanie5481 3 года назад

the atchuly bullied kids r probs never on there cuz I'm not on there

@InvisibleSticks 3 года назад

“I can access all 11 dimensions” Judges: no “I was born at a very young age.” Judges: omg you are so brave so inspiration omg

@albert_the_cool8092 3 года назад

"I once be"

@albert_the_cool8092 3 года назад

@Giancarlo Huaman yes

@air-lg6sr 3 года назад

@raccoonnewsreporter5567 3 года назад

@@albert_the_cool8092 ikr

@playgroundswings1926 3 года назад

@@raccoonnewsreporter5567 yeah I agree

@jacques8277 11 месяцев назад

I love the fact that there aren't even any red buttons, just the golden one.

@pizzalordmarv07 2 года назад

This is the best. Hands down. My heart is shattered.

@Ritotu 4 года назад

Person In Talent Show: *Does Epic things that maybe would end his life because of risks* Judges: Meh A 5 y/o kid who doesn't know why he's there: Last dae I loss a penny an coundt bay mai I scream Judges: Get this kid to the finals

@raysixx656 4 года назад

*Mai I scream*

@hellothere-dv5me 4 года назад

Translation for anyone who couldn't understand:Last day I lost a penny and I couldn't buy my ice cream. This is for anyone who wants to understand it.

@thetruth830 4 года назад

@@hellothere-dv5me Thank you.

@georgestamatopoulos2958 4 года назад

Lmaooo

@mollybrolly3523 4 года назад

Darkside Walker thanks

@millyhearts 4 года назад

“my pet rat died” Congratulations, you have achieved: *golden buzzer* edit: okay 👌

@rat-tastic422 4 года назад

I don’t ever want my pet rats to die 😢

@millyhearts 4 года назад

@netlegendstube Год назад

Loving binging these videos.

@hydroids Год назад

That dance was both surreal and entertaining.

@Shinlexia 4 года назад

All you need for a talent TV show starter kit - A self pity attitude - Somewhat discouraging parents - A sob story - A unrealistic dream like world peace - No actual talent except singing which is cliche - Oh make sure everyone knows how sad you are by crying during the interview and everyone may just want you to move on

@thesacreddatura 4 года назад

I actually fit this description perfectly so I’m probably gonna try out for agt sometime in my future

@zanegarglezsehmen 4 года назад

I've always thought I should go on one of those shows. I can sing so yeah. I have a shitty father who kicked me out or whatever. So I would probably win lol