Every Zero Punctuation 2011 

“There but for the grace of God, go I, Suicide Hedge” Iconic, honestly.

I have no idea how this format hasn't got old yet. Brilliant writing.

00:00: Yahtzee’s Top & Bottom 5 of 2010 05:30: World Of Warcraft: Cataclysm 10:05: Fable 3 14:59: Minecraft 19:40: A Shadow’s Tale 24:16: Dead Space 2 29:06: DC Universe Online 34:03: MindJack 38:58: Two Worlds II 43:41: Bulletstorm 48:30: Killzone 3 53:25: Kirby’s Epic Yarn 58:11: Dragon Age II 1:02:47: Pokémon White 1:07:44: Yakuza 4 1:12:25: Crysis 2 1:16:52: Nintendo 3DS 1:21:29: Portal 2 1:26:07: Castlevania: Symphony Of The Night 1:30:34: Mortal Kombat 9 1:35:26: Brink 1:40:02: L.A. Noire 1:44:41: The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings 1:49:22: Hunted: The Demon’s Forge 1:54:07: Duke Nukem Forever 1:58:41: Infamous 2 2:03:29: Alice: Madness Returns 2:07:59: Shadows Of The Damned 2:12:54: Fear 3 2:17:52: The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time 3D 2:22:48: Call Of Juarez: The Cartel 2:27:38: Bastion 2:29:56: From Dust 2:32:16: Catherine 2:36:52: Red Faction Armageddon 2:41:42: Deus Ex 2:45:46: Deus Ex: Human Revolution 2:46:27: Driver: San Francisco 2:51:07: Dead Island 2:55:46: Resistance 3 3:00:23: Gears Of War 3 3:05:19: Hard Reset 3:09:56: Rage 3:14:45: Kinect 3:19:26: Batman: Arkham City 3:24:07: Battlefield 3 3:28:42: Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception 3:33:33: Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 3:38:34: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim 3:43:34: Saints Row: The Third 3:48:31: Assassin’s Creed: Revelations 3:53:27: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

1:03:30 I love how they tried to remove the visual gag of Yahtzee wearing a Klansman hood but failed so miserably

4 hours of Yahtzee's calm soothing voice. The perfect thing to help me sleep at night

Just by looking at the thumbnail I realized how good 2011 was for video games

One of the best years for gaming if you ask me. From Skyrim to Dead Space 2 to Witcher 2 to Portal 2 to Crysis 2... thats a lot of two-s..

Yatzhee out here single handedly keeping the escapist boat afloat

So he coined the term PC master race, Spectical fighter, and spunk gargle Wii Wii. This man is an icon and a trend setter. What will he come up with next?

Another 4 hours of my life are about to be given to this genius. HERE WE GO

Man, Yatzhee's Star Wars joke in the Top5/Bottom5 video aged surprisingly.

I have noticed that none of the vocals are cut but some visuals, I definitely love this since every joke now flows smoothly and is enjoyable to just rewatch and relax

here's how you beat fable 3, at the beginning of the game when your in snowpeak buy a few properties, by the time you enter brightwall you'll own all of snowpeak from there it's a case of waiting around gaining money and buying more properties and buy the time you reach aurora you can literally own every building from snowpeak to bowerstone. once the "Sim city" part begins by that point every 5 minutes if you've done it correctly you'll earn about 500k (if you're doing the "Good" karma route) basically idle in the room of requirements (or whatever the room with john cleese is called) and rake in 6 million or there about collect the key at the top of the pile in the sanctuary (remembered the name) then donate all the money and get the chest at the bottom of the pile. (if you have been smart you'll have 7 mil without having to wait around), donate it all, win the game and not be hated. Job Done

Hey this one's got the lost episode of Skyward Sword!

I love listening to these, hell sometimes I fall asleep to them, but the imagery is fan freaking tastic and possibly better than the jokes

That “Quathrine” visual gag during the Cathrine review aged really well, lol.

2:51:29 And thus the inspiration for “Jam” manifests.

7:53 one of my new favourite Yahtzee quotes: "Reap on ye fucking reaper man".

Watching this in 2022 when Yahtzee has a wife and kids is fucking hilarious. "Fuck kids" *Has kids* "Fuck 100% completionists" *Marries 100% completionist*

Thank you for uploading these! Makes it easier to watch all ZP in one sitting

I can't close the video. I have shit to do but the video has no breaks for me to go "that's enough for now" and everything is fun and smart and insightful and I already watched it but I don't remember anyway.

The Mindjack review will always be one of yahtzee's greatest hits for me. Bad games really bring the best out in him, don't they?

44:09 That caught me off-guard. I'd forgotten Epic did stuff other than fortnite and voraciously consuming exclusives for the epic store

I love that all of these are collected together, but I do wish they left a truncated version of the video introduction so you already know what the next video is when it starts.

Just what I needed for this weekend. Thanks escapist video editor!

"what kind of loser plays Alliance anyway?" BEING MEAN TO PIXELS MAKES ME FEEL BAD OKAY?

Omg thank you escapist. This is going in my most important videos playlist

2011 is a year that I consider my life to have peaked. DS2 is my favorite game of all time and even hearing Yahtzee gripe about it makes me happy.

Yahtzee is one of the few people who have been consistently great. For close to a decade, no less.

Thanks Yahtz, I can finally get a good night's sleep

My playback started with him commenting on mortal kombat being derivative of well mortal kombat and the new Dr who not being as good. I had to check which year I was watching.

Mogworld might very well be one of my favorite books.

As a matter of fact I have been meaning to get into Count of Monte Christo. Thanks for reminding me eight years ago.

2:36:09 I literally laughed when he talked about the moral choices based on real life experiences.

2:36:46 Blimey, what a smooth transition.

This is somehow missing the Alpha Protocol video which is a shame because Yahtz drops the word 'ponce' about 31 times.

señor koqonfaes is actually a very nice man, served with commander gareth goblecoque during the war

So am I the only one who uses Yahtzee’s voice to help me sleep ?

Oh yes who's ready for shooter season 2011

3:53:28 the lost Skyward Sword Review

Nearly 4 hrs of 2011 zero punctuation goodness

Am i the only one who was just listening to this in the background and was startled by the noticable dip in audio quality when he starts reviewing alice?

Next time I want to buy every game from 2011 I will watch this

"I FOUND A PLOT HOLE, NURSE!"

Gotta love that time of the year...when Yahtzee gets a cold

Wait a minute, he said comma

Well, I'll be entertained for the next 4 hours.

Thank you Escapist Magazine 💜

Thanks!

Playing witcher 2 right now it feels nice to have the same opinions with yatz. At least he stopped before the fight with Letho.

Yahtzee complaining about HL3 delay 10 years ago is cute

I think Yahtzee was writing Jam during this time, lots of references

I slept to this Thanks

Hey this was posted on my birthday! Thanks for such an awesome gift after such a dull day!

I would definitely play "Constable Blimey Chips".

Didn’t know i needed this.

Hey Yahtz, might be a bit late for the Skyrim glitch swapping party, but I just started playing Skyrim this year, and I thought I’d share a few of mine: finding a bunny hopping around, like normal, in the middle of a lake, underwater; hitting an enemy with a paralyzing great sword and his body starts freaking out on the world geometry in a circular pattern, almost like I smacked him so hard he entered the next dimension; a dragon’s movement scripting messed up while it was flying around and it looks for all the world like it’s crashing and scraping its face off on the ground; and of course, the countless times I’ve had random objects floating above the ground, because the collision messed up.

53:29 I just know he put those nacelles on backwards to wind trekkies up!

A nice trip down memory lane

what's funny about 1:11:00 is that that's literally every single game xDD And i fucking love it

22:45 mister thicky wingwong

Oh hey, this one has the minecraft review. Oh hey, isn't minecraft cool again? Good timing.

"F***ity Neurofen", pretty much my description of the cock up cascades that occur as I'm due to leave work soon......

"FBI DEA BBC TCP/IP LOL" 😂😂😂😂

I just found out the car image Yahtzee uses in the Minecraft video is a concept car called the 'XPA'. It was built by Lotus to be an SUV in their model range! What the hell were they thinking?? That vehicle is neither simple nor light, which is their entire mission statement! ("Simplify; then add lightness")

3:07:53 Censor bar cut out a little quick there. Strange that the original is still uncensored.

His 2010 best and worst is an all time favorite

He reminds me of Alan Rickman but more bitterly sentimental

0:02:45 Welp it just turns out Rockstar don't pay taxes at all.

To the future people watching this in the year 2031, perhaps to study for your media studies course on retro video games. Can you let me know what the 20th anniversary, 280th re-release of Skyrim is like and can we play it on ATM's or on the back of someones head on the bus yet?

Man I would love to know what Yahtzee would think of sky factory

Its funny how he shits on Mind Jack's multiplayer, when its literally the idea Fromsoft has picked up and run with.

2:51:28 hinting at the concept of your second novel were you Yahtz?

Brings everything up right. Mr Croshaw.

still accurate as fuck

I actually took a shot everytime he mentioned team fortress 2 and I don’t think i can forgive him for that

Neat now do a LDO compilation

F***ity Neurofen...... I'm using that next time I have a headache at work, thanks Yahtzee!!

Yahtzee hasn’t changed a day

"If you're like me handsome talented and secretly longing for death"...yeah that sounds about right...

Is there a barely audible thing during the DA2 one? Or am I just extremely high? Starting at about 1:01:22

Quantum Leap guy. Isn't he effectively immortal?

I heard the LA Noire zero punctuation review before I saw any gameplay, I thought it was actually about a robot for a while

Thanks

Funny how there's no monetization for this. Because they tried censoring the jokes and visuals that were tasteless to them, to get ads

I guess this doesn't have the 50 cent game?

In the minecraft episode, did anyone else notice the mobile phone interference noise? And some more weird noises after?

Oh no Yahtzee you said COMMA as in a punctuation mark there is ZERO PUNCTUATION!!!! GET IT TOGETHER YAHTZEE

I remember that other m. That shit felt personal. Crazy thing is, it still feels personal now, especially with the rape robots.

how did you do it can you share with me , thank you

The Fly I love that movie 😍

Holy shit did you just reference G.K. Chesterton. I may not have agreed with your gaming opinions before but by golly you could tell me the skys been neon pink my whole life and id take it under serious consideration now!

Never noticed the music in the top/bottom 5 section

So how did that starwars outlook play out?

Anytime I see the ZP character with a hood on (see: every AssCreed video) I see a guy with a deranged upside down grin rather than a shadowed face, no matter how long I've known it's a shadowed face.

Pleeeaz tell me you are doing this for all years

It took me 2 days to watch this. Hooray!

I want Yahtzee to shit talk me at my funeral...

ah the wild west 2011 where both the best and worst games for 2011 were things I actually played and enjoyed

What changes around the 2 hour mark, during the American McGee's Alice review? Yahtzee sounds completely different all of a sudden... for a minute I thought it was a guest star or something.