EVERYONE HATES EVERYONE | Ultimate Chicken Horse #2 

I love how Jacks audio is turned down so much because he screams so much xD

24:00 "hire fydrant."

People always: "I thought Bob was the nice one.." Meanwhile Bob literally every game they ever play: *Actual demon*

Okay, on a serious note though? You can TELL when Mark is judging the course. He goes quiet and stares at his screen intently. And nearly every time he does this, he wins. He does it quickly too. The fact of the matter is, Mark could be good at this game, because he could probably logically make his way through every one of these courses. But he doesn't, because it wouldn't be very funny that way. That's why, even though I usually try to ignore haters, I always argue whenever somebody says Mark is stupid. This is a man who entertains people by looking and acting stupid, but he's very obviously not. When he actually concentrates and puts his mind to things, he can work things out and actually succeed where most people wouldn't. We see this ALL THE TIME and yet people persist in saying he's unintelligent. It's unbelievable how beautiful this man's mind is, and I would love to see it more.

Bob is always the builder

Everyone be like "Bob no." I am like "Bob yes."

I just love listening to this video. "BOB!!" - "BOB" - "BOOOB"- "BOB"

11:25 All the Mario maker gaming paid off.

From 12:46 to 13:06 was the best part. Jack: "You said it facetiously!!!" Mark: "You don't know what facetious means!"

I absolutely love listening to bobs laugh in this. Funniest thing I've watched in a long time, i want more!

when playing with bob, you can't put the word "Sadistic" in a sentence without Bob in it

I love how Jack always ascends to the heavens whenever he gets black holed

These are great. It's like a reminder of playing monopoly with your family as a child.

Jack: "You said it Facetiously!" Mark: "You Don't know what Facetious means!!" Haha! Facetiously...

My new favorite Mark title: Everyone hates everyone. Or, no, wait. My favorite is still IT WAS BABIES!

That is one salty Irishman. XD

"Do you love pain?" "No, I just hate all of you." Killed me xD

Love that Jack thought he died from a falling hockey puck but it was really the thorns lol

from 24:40- 25:13; jack complains about keyboard and yells. SO funny for me Feel bad for you Jack...

HAHA WHEN JACK DIES FROM THE BLACK HOLES AND GOES FLYING UP XD

True or False: The saddest moment on youtube will be when Mark ends a video saying, "And for the last time, Bye Bye!"

Legend says you can see your own reflection in marks forehead, all the way through the internet

I dare someone to count how many times Bob is said in this video

MORE!!!! Please I need more of this anarchy!

This is hilarious XD MAKE MORE!!

Bob is such an evil presence in this game that his name became a verb. "Why are you Bobbing this so much?? Ya fu**ing as***le!"

Its funny how they act like thier characters.

Do more do more do more do more do more do more do more do More do more do more do more

"Bob, NO Bob. Bob No" XD

*Walks into thorns* "WHAT KILLED ME?" -Jack

Wade: putting things down to make the level easier for everyone. Mark, Jack and Bob: undoing everything and making the level harder

24:41- 25:01 for some reason, I can't stop listening to this audio....I'm just...dying laughing right now Poor Jack, dude, I feel for you, I really do XDD

Oh my god this is just pure, sadistic insanity... I love the balance between trying to f*ck everyone, and trying to make things better. Thanks for the episode, guys!

"hirefidrent" sean 2016

Sassy Markimoo had a farm E-I-E-I-O And on his farm he had a....

Jack to Mark: "You are consistently being sucked into my hole" 11:35

From 12:49 to 13:07 was one of my favorite parts when jack thought mark was talking about his door in a bad way😂😂😂

I love this game so much!!

All of Mark's Mario Maker has given him godly wall jumping platformer skills.

Bob! bob. BOB!!!!

BOB NO! BOB WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! BOB STOP!

11:30 Markiplier becomes a god, quite literally-

Jack runs directly into spikes "WHAT KILLED ME" Um...jack

8:42 How did Mark not notice Jack just fly into the heavens? xD

We need more of this!!! Why don't they make more of this!!!!!!!!

11:19 no one noticed the holy raccoon :(

Something I only recently noticed is that the characters make a little frown when they can't place an object down. I think that's a pretty neat detail

14:04 Bob's laugh 😂😂😂

11:20 when jack just gracefully floats away xDD

All those mariomaker wall jumps have paid off for mark

7:11 Is no one going to talk about how Jack just phased through and broke that arrow going straight for his face? Like, seriously. He should have died there.

10:15 mario maker skills for Mark are paying off

Bob's snap at 22:53 made me lose my shit.

Bob! Bob! Bob! we all love Bob.

The title should've probably been everyone hates Bob or Bob trolls everyone

I love how smart Mark is he is a very intelligent being that deserves to have more credit than he currently has!

Go fullscreen on a video and Quickly type "awesome"

Six years later, this group is still amazing

This is slowly becoming a rubbeross Mario maker level

I love this series. All you guys screaming at each other is hilarious!

I want them to play this again, there’s now 19 maps and a few more pages of items, plus MODIFIERS

All those expert mario maker levels paying dividends.

There's an option to only give a limited amount of random objects with each round so everyone has to choose quickly what they want before someone else takes. You guys could be playing with that.

for some reason the sheep really fits mark and the raccoon really fits jack lol

All that Super Mario Maker paid off.

"Well, I-I know that things are--times are--AH, FUCK, THE THORNS! FUCK THE, THORNS!" --Markiplier's Inspirational Acceptance Speech, 2016

Every time they say Bob, it reminds me of the movie "What About Bob"

Mark hates everyone but everyone LOVES mark

It took me 6 years to find part 2 of this game. I watched the first part pretty much 100 or more times and I only NOW got the video recommended to me, I've never been angrier. Now I will watch this video and laugh my ass off, good day.

You should start doing 4-way facecams again Mark, I think it makes the video look better and everyone is easier to understand when you can see all 4 faces. Just my opinion though, still love your videos nonetheless :D

It's a game of chicken, that is, to see who will give up first in the face of danger; and it's a game of horse, because everybody has to try to make it to the goal. Ohhhhh

I just love the comedic timing of the game letting Jack literally escape death when an arrow breaks on him instead of killing him 7:12 Mark losing all sanity

Looks like all those rage-inducing wall jumps in Mario Maker came to good use! xD

11:19 JACK'S BODY JUST ASCENDING KILLED ME LMAOOOOOOO

I find this video pleasing.

I think my favorite win for Mark is when he got the postmortem win. I know they didn’t notice and thought that Wade shoved him into winning, but really it was the fact that right as he died he entered the boxed “Goal” area around and atop the flag. Mildly makes me irritated they didn’t notice it, but oh well. Still one of my favorite videos by these amazing and hilarious guys

24:56 jack raged so much

Jack is litterly getting hit by everything but still alive

Jack: 'Jumps into a giant pit of briars' Jack: "I got killed by a falling hockey puck!"

PLAY SOME MOAR ULTIMATE CHICKEN HORSE!!

Who else loves this with a flaming passion!!!

Every time Jack gets stuck in a black hole trap his character just floats up and off the screen instead of being sucked in XD wtf

Anyone notice around 14:45 Jack's physics are sorta broken for a few seconds?

"im gonna fuck the arrow over here" markiplier 2016

This video, the first one of this series, and the move or die episode are some of my favorite Markiplier videos. They are so funny. These videos and prop hunts are my favorites.

Every single time Mark says "Oh, that's so cool", I hum "My computer can't handle the rendering".

24:19 Yeah boooooooy! Go Markiplier!

Mark-Supports Bob and tries to keep it possible Bob-Fucks everyones dreams Wade-Yells at everyone for making it hard and yet still makes it hard Jack-Screams so much that his audio is turned down

I love that Bob is making it ultra hard

"everyone hates everyone" WE BECAME WHAT WE BEHELD

11:19 mark honestly impressed me with everything on this level like wtf lol

'You jump around a black hole' now all I see in my head is an image of bob jumping around a black hole. Thank you for this blessing mark.

"Ooouhgh suck ALL of my lower intestine." -JackSepticEye 2k16

The Ice at 23:03 ruins Jack just had me dying.

Jack went through an arrow

BOB!!

Every team has a Bob. And I'm Bob every single time lmfao

please play more games like this. COMEDY GOLD!!!! XD

"I thought you were the nice one!" Bob: I am not Bob the nice one, *I am Bob the builder* "Bob the builder, SCREWS THEM OVER! Bob the builder, YES HE DOES!" Lmaoooo

He uploaded...darn But wait! He hasn't met his quota of TWO videos! Or has he? Or not? I don't really know. It's 2 AM, I'm sleepy.