Everything Wrong With Alien: Covenant In 16 Minutes Or Less 

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Well done!

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Just was silly for trained scientist to act like grade school jocks soon as they land on an different planet.

Didn't the older one get shot in the face though?

Malfunction don't say that word. That's Isaac Clarke's trigger word

One sin for every bullet wasted. Also the Aliens in Aliens get torn apart by 10mm while that thing takes 5.56mm to get blow apart. Last time I checked 10mm is a pistol round which is smaller. Don't get me started on the Shotgun they used. Like FFS shoot the fucker

Agreed! It's so boring if any life is totally invulnerable.

The 10mm used in the M41A Pulse Rifle is 10x24 caseless and considerably different from modern 10mm pistol ammo. For one its caseless and being fired out of a rifle. Think of it like the ammo used in some modern Russian weapons like the AS VAL and Vss Vintorez. They fire 9mm ammo but its not the same as the pistol 9x19 ammo you find used in handguns, they use 9x39mm rifle rounds. Just because it has the same diameter as a pistol round doesn't mean its the same as a pistol round.

My thoughts exactly!!!

The thing is , it’s an Alien franchise movie so of course you had to have a few xenomorphs in it or else you la k that alien vibe (cuz muscled bald grey aliens that created humans ? Although great , a lot of people would have said it’s no longer alien franchise )

@@togucvinw7 neomorphs, this movie technically has no xenomorphs

i thought it was a cool twist with Shaw but u dont see much of it, which is better in a way because it feels more realistic: like something offhand that happened. But the whole David dropping the virus on the alien planet was kinda dumb. like do they really only have that one settlement? David’s creepo palace was kinda cool to me tho

Me too. Prometheus ending was interesting with that concept. First sequel titles was Prometheus 2: Lost Paradise or something similar. The n slowly lost is to Prometheus: Covenant, then dropped the Prometheus title. :( I held som much potential! They wasted all, that planet was the homeworld? Why David kill them? Why we doesn't learned anything form it? Why they don't show us? Alien: Covenant is a mess. They killed almost everything was interesting except David.

Yeah lol.

Or above every college science lab.

@@critictactic7090 yes. this.

But Hollywood is hell-bent on explaining everything... even when the answers make absolutely no sense and ruin every shred of nostalgia about the original. On that note, "Blade Runner 2049" will be opening soon...

I personally hate when things that could easily be explained aren't.

Logan Sanders this isn't easily explained. All it does is create even more questions that make everyone confused as hell.I watch alien movies for action horror not a part so all over the place if I miss one line nothing makes sense

I really don't see why they had to get so elaborate so much with it. I mean, Prometheus showed a different form of the Xenomorph at the end...why? Well, because it birthed out of a Engineer, just as one birthed out of a four legged animal in Alien 3. What would have been the issue with sticking with the concept that "they come out different when coming out of different creatures?" The whole David "perfecting them" thing is just so over the top, there's no reason why the oozing urns couldn't have simply became the classic alien eggs. I'm honestly ok with buying into the "they were a parasitic organism experiment gone wrong created, not born naturally" but the whole "white neomorph pre-version" thing is beyond silly. Even if one was running around, the plot itself would be way better if it'd birthed out of some random creature existing on the planet. And why not include the kinds from the end of Prometheus? My point is, instead of dealing with the entire middle of this film-if they wanted to go this route, they could've spent it making Daniels not a paint-by-numbers replacement for Ripley or Elisabeth Shaw, and spent the rest of it sticking with the prior films canon of what happens when an xenomorph births out of anything "not a human." That's all it ever needed. Elaboration pointless? Yes. They wanted to do it, they did it really poorly.

OneAndOnlySound everything is created by something. many questions this film poses will never be answered and it clear this movie is deal with the whole man,god creation thing. first film was called promethus, second film is called covenant -personally i like how the films are. go watch cinemawins maybe it will explain it better than i can

Its like they purposely made Covenant to contradict and erase everything they set up with Prometheus. Which pisses me off because Prometheus was a masterpiece of a movie imo

@@Filterdeez oh, come on! The Prometheus was a beautifully visualised mix of silly scripts, out of place biblical references, moronic characters and plot holes.

@@Chamieiniibet sounds like you read too much into it. Some people liked that movie, deal with it💁

@Cameron Curtis you can like it the way people like the Hieronymus Bosch - all those silly little people on his artful paintings do absurd things and are only there to _symbolize_ some biblical references, but the things actually happening in the painting make no sense by itself. That's exactly how I see Prometheus.

@@Chamieiniibet lol take your holier than thou attitude out of my mentions. Also, let people enjoy things dickwad. Hold this block

I find that hard to believe but I wasn't there so I'll have to take your word for it.

Chimpalicious Jones III It actually happened lol.

The first time she slipped? Understandable. The second time? You have an argument there.

That was the biggest sin of this movie. The alien would've stayed contained for a period of time and they coud've studied it while they had the chance and then blow it to hell once they realized how destructive the Xenomorph really is. I mean bursting out of a chest cavity would have been enough to know its time time to leave.. Even the idiot captain looking into the facehugger egg is more acceptable..

honestly that entire scene.. from the blood slipping, getting her foot stuck in the very door she is trying to close, to blowing up everything due to her Shooting their own bloody fuel tank, felt more like they were ment for a PARODY movie.. actually the entire mission on this planet felt like parody.. having these setters litterarly put their face into alien shrooms and an alien egg because a clearly fanatical Android told you to...

I watch em for free online, noob

...and save money AND time.

@@Cernumospete And brain cells when the plot is this dumb.

Me too sometimes

@@kukukukukuku7244 I died laughing after reading that.

Exactly. Even shitty galactic explorers would scratch their heads - hard - over the statistical impossibility.

Natalia Washington wtf? That seems weird and just so u know there is no link

Jaancarlos The Dragon Raiser ffs they're bots.

I know but still it's annoying

Valentín B yep. I seriously wouldve shot him on the spot out of panic

they hit jedis reliably too ,sadly the lazors are reflected.

Your profile pic, I've seen it before!!! O_o

I wonder if anyone here has any idea that starship troopers is based off a book, a book that wasn't all about mindless violence.

Brandon Lyon I do, and read it. It's a very good read. In fact it's my favorite science fiction read next to halo the fall of reach.

thats because they dont have plot armor

xBluegamerx Hollywood rules of exploring an alien planet 1) don't wear a space suit, they're stuffy and uncomfortable 2) split up, then you can cover ground much quicker 3) if you get bitten, stung or breathe something in, don't tell anyone, it'll only make them worry 4) get nice and close to things when you want to shoot them, then you'll know quicker if you missed 5) use bullets that can blow up your own ship, because ceramic rounds are for pussies 5) never ask strangers questions, you may not like what you hear 6) always trust AI's, because they're never dishonest 7) never put spare landers on the ship

eL_T ahh of course, how could I have forgotten 8-10, that's why I'd never survive in this scenario.

xBluegamerx That's exactly what I thought...and also for Prometheus too. When they entered the cave in Prometheus they took their hel.ets off even though there could've been air born pathogens. And then it happened again in Alien Covenant. It makes no sense. Surely there would be be protocols to follow.

Probably not. But it would have been a much better movie if they just met walter and he spooky robot snuck around and got them infected for science.

Eddy S the douchebags in prometheus wore space suits. they even went spilonking for clues like dora the space-explororer. in the end they only learned that aliens=assholes

Mandek Iridius For example?

Positron me too, that and all the tech looks so futuristic in the prequels, but alien looks like it's tech is straight from the early 80's

No, not in A3... they're all dumb already, 85!!!

Alien 3 was about a bunch of convicts working together to survive the attack and coming up with a pretty decent plan........ So I don't know how your criticism works for Alien 3.

Correct... Alien 3 was still OK

Good point - each android probably emits some ridiculously complex RFID signal.

Because PLOT :p

Now there's a theory that's spreading around and people are saying that David somehow hacked Walter, meaning that David is actually in Walter's body just with David's mind.

I think its because ridley decided last minute to throw a plot twist in the end thinking people will be all shocked and not just pissed off and feeling like it was a shit ending all around

He didn't even pretend to be Walter. He used his own codekey to get control over the ship.

LMAO

Just another sin to add to this movie.

Back before he dug his own grave...lyin ass😂😂😂

I call him Juicy now.

Juicy finally got that big rod jabbed through his mouth. I heard he showed the police the clip of him dying in this movie as evidence for the crime.

He died because he read the scrip and said: "F@&k that..."

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Or even a backburster?

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What's everyone's obsession with the Shaw character? She was just as retarded, one dimensional, and forgettable as every other character in Prometheus.

The only reason they killed Elizabeth and the alien engineers was cause the prometheus movie was shit and no one liked it. That's why we don't get any answers at all making it a mess on top of another mess that is this movie.

+frootjooce I'm happily average, thank you very much.

B T: Because we had just spent an entire movie following her character.. it's called bad writing.

bullshit i like it

Kaldgrav lmao it's like they didn't even watch the past movies

It's still a prototyped Alien. Things may still change in regards to how lethal the Xenomorph becomes. From my understanding, there's conflicting information in regards to if the Xenomorphs in Covenant are even the same gen as the one we've come to know in the original film (I doubt it though, since they seem to hatch much faster than the original). Not sure how the growth comparison is though after the "burst", Xeno's and other members of that family have always grown pretty rapidly.

They're different species. No exoskeleton, no acidic blood, no back tubing, less intelligence, etc.

fox aesthetic even though they have all of those things lol but ok and Ridley even said that these are the same xenomorph that were on the jockey ship from alien 1 sooo

+Megazion34 No, they don't, and no, he didn't. www.alien-covenant.com/news/alien-covenant---the-protomorph-not-xenomorph Here you go bud.

But he also has like 2000 colonists in pods so the +7 crew members is pretty insignificant

Dangerosu Imagine a movie in which they try everything, follow all the protocols, but still everything fails and you see the desperation that they go through when realising they are outsmarted by a 3m long chest~bursting serial killer parasite. I would want to see how they manage to get out from that situation. Not a freaking spongebob IQ level character getting killed. Where's the suspense in that? I got enraged of the stupidity and I was almost happy that some of them died, because i swear, some of them really deserved it :/

You can watch John Carpenter's The Thing. They took all precautions there. And the result? Two survivors. Out of a dozen.

Alexandru Babliuc U don't have to imagine, "Aliens" did it perfectly. Why the can't come better than that old @ss movie is beyond me!

Check out Life with Jake Glynhaal and Rebecca Ferguson, a fraction the budget, far better movie

@Jimmy Rustling That was a Nam reference though in all fairness.

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BMAN488877 i don't get it🤔🤔

Where were you when the sin counter went down?

Michael Wunsch was the sin counter broke because of fate of the furious??

+cacingtanah cicakkobeng Yes!

Shawn McMillan that'd be amazing

Shawn McMillan that movie was such trash I'm surprised I kept watching it

The only thing trash is your grammar.

Shawn McMillan why would they make a live action death note movie? Just why?

that movie was a piece of shit

rabbitfishtv it's almost as if everything in the video isnt valid criticism

megazion34 Lol! No shit!

ya see i agree with you but if you go to cinema sins real criticism/review channel you notice that a lot of the time he uses a lot of the same points that he uses in eww which makes me thing that he in fact DOES use these videos as a some amount of criticism

There is the chance that the crew didn't know about Walters capabilities, or weren't familiar with him. But I'd say that's bullshit because, reason 1, He's an android present on the ship at all times and they should be familiar with him if they're gonna be living with him for at least 7 years. 2, this is more personal but he was my favorite character and they essentially used him as a plot device to get David back onto the ship.

I figure in a world with androids they would be like iPhone's, with the new updates blasted everywhere.

Daniels also stabbed him in the chin with a nail. David is seen looking up later and the wound isn't there. So basically 3 possibilities. 1. This is Walter. 2. David switched the head/face with Walter. 3. No one in the production of this movie actually paid attention to the switch of the two to have it make any sense and just assumed they could get away with an off-screen switch.

Honestly as soon as they didn't show the outcome of David and Walter's fight I knew they had switched. There was no other logical reason to not show it. If Walter won he would have cut David's head off onscreen or something crazy.

Yeah, that's pretty reasonable. Just for me I was paying attention to them switching when David takes off the hood. I suspect this type of stuff. So then when David cut his hair, I was 99% certain. So yeah, the cut away from the fight was obvious with me. When I noticed Fassbender didn't have a wound on his chin at the end, I was actually excited they hadn't done the obvious switch. So I was anxiously waiting for an even better twist. Then the twist was that they weren't paying attention to things that happened in the movie. So yeah, they might as well have landed and then shown David getting on the ship. Everything else wasn't worth paying attention to get to the conclusion of the movie if they didn't pay attention while making it.

Why did he get rid of the first counter in the first place?

Foxy It died

Foxy go watch the everything wrong with Fate of the Furious video

im 1 of them

You know it doesn't matter, probably weren't even born in Generation X

plus why would you smoke on a planet like that, there could be gasses in the atmosphere that absorb that shit so you would literally be putting carcinogenic chemicals into the atmosphere of a planet you where hoping to colonize like wtf

Smart observation. Even if he still did have a slight desire, the amount he smoked should have made him sick due to his inexistent tolerance!

I appreciated Ridley Scott's anti-tobacco message

True, but then again he could just really want a cigarette, regardless of addiction.

ehm the point of hypersleep is that your systems almost stand still .FAIL

Could and should have ended at Aliens. The series became Star Wars. Does Ridley Scott not understand why the first two movies were loved?

No I believe the fault of the downward spiral of this series is all about that goddamn studio interference from Alien 3. All about that fucking greedy corporate mind bullshit. They should just let the artists do what they do best and produce a well crafted screenplay to a well crafting director with a talented cast and crew! Shit, I would even had let Cameron continue after his success with Aliens. Man knows his shit well, even if he is hard to work with at times!

that means u didn't saw terminator series :D

Prometheus and the first two are all the alien movies to me lmfao and i hated prometheus i just liked that it filled the gaps....even though i hated how they did it

you would have to read the comics such as the comic series aliens earth war. Basically this explains most of the xenomorphs and the Prometheus movie. Once you read this series it makes the movies way better.

They clearly didn't care at all about the same criticisms with Prometheus

Talking out their ass with sciencey sounding shit to trick people into thinking it's intelligent is what Star Trek has been doing for 50 years. Say what you will about Star Wars, at least it doesn't even try to explain things. I have a lot more respect for "They have technology we don't have. Just accept it." than "Captain, we have to reverse the polarity of our oscillating neutrino capacitor and flood the Dilithium chamber with negative quantum Mayard particles at an intensity of 7.20196 Bullshit Units or the Enterprise will be destroyed!" They're both nonsense but at least Star Wars is honest about it. It doesn't pretend to be more than it is.

Germanletstuddll you would be great at CinemaSins *Ding*

These movies often do a lot of cliches & poor, oversimplified shit to appeal to dumb or young audiences bcz they know they're the people who would be entertained from this shit. And in a lot of movies, unfortunately, works

Let's send out a colony ship with only one lander. We know nothing about the planet we're going to, but we've not included initial survey probes (BTW: I LOVE the Horus probes from the TV movie "Alien Planet"). Let's build a colony ship without any electrical surge protectors.

Facts

Because people want scary monsters chasing things not philosophical ideas explored through sci-fi. A shame

@@filiusreticulum2926 Actually, it's because the director is a man-child who threw a wobbily... but yeah...

@@filiusreticulum2926 I know, right? The title 'Prometheus' doesn't even have 'Alien:' like Alien: Covenant for it to be identified as a movie about xenomorphs. While the movie definitely created many plotholes due to its story being set in the past and somehow connects to the Alien universe by means of Peter Weyland, LV-223 and so on, it is obvious the movie was setting the foundations for what was to become an expanded universe for the Alien franchise. However, at least from what I've heard, due to the backlash surrounding the movie for its lack of xenomorphs and other details, Ridley Scott decided to scrap the idea he had for what was meant to be a continuation of Prometheus and decided to wrap things up by making David an rogue AI that somehow revives the xenomorph species from the black goo and claims that he has been transmitting data on it to Weyland-Yutani. I really had hoped Scott stood his ground against the people who had criticised the movie for the lack of xenomorphs and continued with the idea. Look at George Lucas! He also had made prequels to the Original Trilogy and while the movies themselves were not well-received, it is undeniable that it paved the way for the expansion of the story of Anakin Skywalker and the times before the Empire took over. While experimental and flawedz Prometheus was a great foundation to what was to be an expansions of the creators of various lifeforms, if they engineered the xenomorphs from the synthetic black goo, who possibly created them, etc. You can't deny that it would be great to see that movie take shape. As I read the comments of various videos on the subject, I don't see many hating on the Engineers as a concept but more so for the 'poor execution' of the movie that introduced them.

exactly it did not pick up where prometheus left off

Yeah, just 'cause the atmosphere is fine where you land doesn't mean it will be everywhere you go. There are plenty of places/natural events that can turn the air deadly on our own planet, and being unconcerned with fungus looking things? How many of Earths mold and fungal spores are poisonous, but no, it's a totally unique evolutionary history, so I'm sure it'll be fine.

or pressure

Even that stupid one-dimensional environmentalist Gaia-hippie BS Blue Man Alien movie "Avatar" got that right. I'm adding 10 trillion sins to this movie for making me say something positive about "Ferngully In Space".

It worked for Flesh Gordon.

Well as Jeremy said... it's more Prometheus than Alien...they did that in Alien too

Because of corporate budget cut?

David also needed Da Kelsey alive because, like Shaw, he's going to use her reproductive system to work on and test his creation. He let the Protomorph die because he was testing it.

Kittenman Of course it's 69 that's so important

BigGroovy Flex The Real Slim SHADY. Do you speak English???

+Diego “D-Man” Manni It was obviously a auto-correct. Calm down.

I think they're still in range of the planet's own gravity at this moment.

That doesn't explain it. The ship and trucks are in the same orbit so would continue in the same orbit.

Which was something that gravity got completely wrong. The film was called gravity and the people that made it seemed to have no comprehension of how gravity works.

Anthony Holmes we all float down here. You'll float too

carpy1970 Are they just in orbit or are they taking off? Because if they are thrusting away from the planet then yes, the truck would be falling, but if it's just falling around the planet in orbit, then no. Didn't watch it so I don't know how the ship is moving at that point.

Michale Fassbender could make a good _____ because he's just that terrific as an actor. He's carrying the alien franchise now.

sagi alex it shall be that way. But based on what happened in Prometheus, I think they would take down their helmets once they detected that the air is breathable. They would still get infectious anyway

Not if they were real explorers. In real life they wouldn't take their helmets off even if the air was breathable. Not because of an alien infection but simply because a normal virus can kill you if you have no immunity to it.

it only delay they dead, when they meet David, they likely gonna take they helmet off anyway.

Holy shit, you’re right. Unless that blue goo is also acidic and can enter your body regardless, just like the facehugger.

Gemnist blue? It's black? What movie are you watching

Most of the time www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-435377/The-man-fell-12-000-ft---survived.html

Peter Maguire I always heard it as: You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.

Yea, it's one of those technical limitations we face as human beings

was that a markiplier reference?

Can you say "the original did it better" any louder? They're not even horror movies anymore, they're just gory. The bad guy in Alien was just a guy in a latex suit and it was INFINITELY scarier. Plus Sigourney Weaver. That helped.

Yeah but they have to evolve and try to reach out and do something different unless you fall back into the same repetitive routine over and over again, noone wants to watch 40 alien movies that are almost identical with different characters. I mean basically people go to a planet person then gets infected then bam alien is out or multiple aliens and they kill everyone except one or two people. Yeah that gets super old really quick. At least they tried to do something different and take a semi different approach rather then rinse and repeat. They weren't great movies. But at least they were different and had a decent story. I mean the original had no story.

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It’s a reference to the original Star Trek series. In a landing party, anyone wearing a red shirt (uniform) was almost guaranteed to get wasted in the first 5 - 10 minutes :)

frootjooce dat wonderful subtext of oh android loves aliens that murdered crew mate let's follow it as it talks about its experiments whilst clearly not evil... yeah this was a brain dead idea of writing for a movie that expects you not to think just like the supposed 'expert crew' aboard this ship... no just no to this

I know I'm 4 years late here, but someone pointed out that a smaller crew would make it more effective. Because there is such a large crew we know that a lot of them are going to killed off, and because so many have to die they are going to have to make stupid decisions which sort of breaks the immersion because ya know they're meant to be scientists. A smaller crew making intelligent decisions would make it a more suspenseful movie with us trying to figure out who is going to die and give the writers a challenge in writing a plausible death for each character

BrainNeedsFood agreed. My friends and I cracked up in the theater at some of the parts that we KNEW were supposed to be serious but were instead just very very stupid. The part where the one lady slipped on blood, shut the door on her leg, then proceeded to singlehandedly blow the entire ship up was the funniest crap.

BintonGaming just the thought of that made me laugh. A serious horror movie? It could double as a comedy.

BintonGaming lol funny thing is this all started with the stupid bitch that had the gun..i mean literally how the actual fuck do you miss a point blank range shot then drop the gun and run out the room like bitch im pretty sure it was still bullets in the gun 😂😂😂😂

Wouldn't be an Alien movie, video game, comic, or book if humanity had any common sense!

It's amazing that even if we are over 100 years in the future, these highly trained space travellers have no concepts of microrganisms and hostile, foreign bacteria.

Heh! Good observation.

Carlos Rosas, thanks.

Antonino Scionti, I imagine future people like listening to a mixture of dubstep and djent.

Paulo Nutini, the sound of the future

Music is timeless.

Ginger Twerk and so much more believable.

honestly, though, the contention has been for a long time that they were artificially created as some sort of biological weapon.

thing is they changed the lore didn't they? AvP had the Predators making or obtaining the eggs in some way, then putting them on planets to come back and hunt the most dangerous game. then they enslaved early humans or something and made them build temples to hold the Xenomorphs because human xenomorphs were more fun to hunt or whatever.

xenomorphs

I believe they had originally been set up to be a biological weapon made by the 'engineers'. At least in some of the books and whatnot rather than the films.

Jamie S I think they were genetically engineered

how about just saying oh dont risk your ship coming down here we have freaking big ass alien monsters that are overpowered and kill you so simply and yea your wife died so dont come down here

some theory said they were engineered bioweapons that were designed to wiping out the population of the planet they were set on

That is literally Doomsday's origin story...DC's Xenomorph.

They are basically biological weapons. Engineered to wipe out the life of planets that they were deployed on.

I'll do the fingering

I'll do the fingering

fucking be a man and poke it with a stick

+Untied Status Marin Crops Your name, can you explain please?

"It's for science"

Jon Stewart same

Thank God I didn't go see it.

Brad Hoover you saved money

Brad Hoover It wasn't bad tho... Pretty entertaining for the most part... Just not amazing.

Pariah Carey there wasn't nearly enough alien scenes for me

It took that long for you to say screw this movie? It was a piece of shit from start to finish. There's not a single redeeming factor in it. Random people could have been selected to make up the crew and they would have done a better job than the mentally challenged characters we got. What pissed me off most about that David/Walter thing at the end was that they actually tried to play it off as a twist. They actually thought the audience would be dumb enough to not figure out that David took Walter's place. I thought for sure it was just something we were supposed to know, then the very ending of the movie tried to play it off as some big revelation. Apparently Ridley Scott has become a complete moron and should never be allowed near a movie set again. It's hard to pick just one thing, but I think the worst part of the movie was when Oram walks in on "generic female #3"s head floating in a pool of water and an alien eating her body. - On a side note, there's absolutely no reason why the aliens wouldn't be able to get into this giant catacomb, but the creepy android we just met told us it's safe, so I'm going to immediately wander off by myself to find somewhere I can wash my face. - But back to my original point. So Oram sees this and "creepy android" appears behind him and seems to admire the alien. Oram kills the alien, which makes "creepy android" scream at him. Then "creepy android" tells Oram to follow him so he can explain things. Dumbass doesn't question a single thing and follows him without hesitation. "Creepy android" takes him to a room filled with what is obviously experiments to create xenomorphs. "Creepy android" literally tells Oram his entire evil plan and then says everything there was a failure, but his successes are in a dark cave which he immediately tells Oram to go into. ORAM, WITHOUT HESITATION, GOES INTO THE FUCKING CAVE LIKE A FUCKING MORON. Nothing in this shithole of a movie was good, from the 4th grade writing and idiotic dialogue/characters to the shitty plot that must have taken them a whole 10 seconds to come up with. The stupidity of it all made me cheer for each one of those character's deaths. They all deserved what they got.

elementblue780 Alright, come up with a better plot in 10 secomds. I'm waiting. EDIT: Oh, and remember, you haven't had a previous movie criticized so no pressure.

It would have been a bigger twist if it turned out that Walter *did* win after teasing that it might be David, and it was a happy ending. They went for the super cliche ending.

He uploaded himself into Walter. No transformation needed. Next movie both David and Walter will fight "internally" for who control the body

I was waiting for Walter to have turned evil the way David wanted. But super cliche ending won the votes :/

Spencer Jones I guess there will always be people new to the channel that don't get how this works.

Pretty sure most of them were talking about the original IT

Spencer Jones IT (2017) is amazing

dracson237 what are the chances that people start requesting the original at a time when a remake comes out? They’re talking about the remake or else they would specify the original.

BintonGaming Because cinema sins usually does the original before the remake.

LeeAnn King because it's actually really creepy. the David stuff is the best stuff in the movie.

all of it was boring af to me honestly. I found it to be a complete pile of garbage

Prometheus was shit so Covenant was going to suck no matter what. When has a sequel to a bad movie ever been good?

irllcd13 dumbass, the Alien fanboys cried too hard and then the whole script got changed back into this bullshit rather than finding the origin storyline that Prometheus followed.

I was hoping that Covenant would develop that, and we'd have the opportunity of seeing how the Engineers reacted to (and dealt with) what for them would be an alien species. There was lots of potential, yet this potential was discarded in a very few minutes - the un-challenging "they released an "engineered bioweapon" and everyone was killed in short order" solution for lazy, foresight-less film production. We hired this, and i'll tell you that most of the film was seen in fast-forward.

Same here... Sigh... It could've been such an amazing story. So many cool things, technology-wise, and ideas could've been shown. but we get this instead:(

Has nothing to do with alien fanboys, has everything to do with shit writing. prometheus was a shit movie and should never have tried to be an alien prequel.

Basically, Scott 'Midichlorian'ed' his prequels to death.

What would you have preferred? Someone else created them?

I would like to have visited the alien's homeworld. But now, we can't. They don't have one, thanks to _"Prometheus 2: The Legend of Michael Fassbender’s Head."_ I would have liked some more backstory on the Engineers. But now, we can't have that, either. They're all dead, now. Basically, absolutely *anything* would have been better than the franchise-killing explanation we got. Where can a writer possibly take the Alien franchise from this point without a Michael Fassbender-related story?

Oh please, it's your shit attitude as a negative fan which ruins sequels. Ridley made these happen, because he paid for them out of his own production pocket.

someone else? yessssssss!!! this story was shit! let me ask you, wich one are you gona watch again, this pice of shit or Aliens?

Andrew Tornadoboy u do know there’s gonna be another prequel movie in 2019 right

"xenomorph" LOL

Someone’s been watching Mark Kermode!

before prometheus got released it was explained that even when this new trilogy has a lot in common with the original alien, arent in the same universe or timeline, its like an alternative version of the alien origin.

@@thekurg4810 this has aged well lmao