Everything Wrong With Brave In 13 Minutes Or Less 

Wow your right

Just not THIS one in particular

Once again. This is why Brave is my not-so-secret guilty pleasure.

I think he gave the point is that the movie was going for a warrior princess fighting her way to her goal. Not clean her own mess. You’re not wrong though. Also Mulan is the most badass, humble, remarkable warrior queen that Disney has and will ever bring out

Pixar*

more like to keep there mom's transformation a secret

Echo Thundor the same thing u nob she would have been killed

ADD 3 SINS FOR EACH BROTHER

Wow true

ow thats messed up

Lusional Aravie visually this entire movie was stunning! But the actual story was a mess.

@@LethallxVanity the story..... brother... i cant bear it!

@@heartless604 That was hard to bear

@@LethallxVanity how dare you

PLOT BEAR - BEAR PLOT

XD

XD

Actually bears are immune to most poisons

Again!

I mean she already turned her into a bear so why not poison her

But if you can pull it off it looks dramatically badass. Just ask Artemis from Young Justice

Robert Wimms I have found a brotheren.

I do love archery and have like 20 arrows and a bunch of bows, but I haven't done any in awhile. Probably not since June and I have two dogs so I had to be careful when I was shooting. Plus, the target my dad gave me was thick styrofoam and my aim still isn't great. I try aiming like some anime characters do and that's probably stupid. It's hard for me to have both eyes open too.

Lukiel666 I’d like to do archery

Lukiel666 but that's just how badass she is

lol XD

this channel was fun when it did bad movies, and even that is old now. I get the joke but at this point it's just like, I dunno, complaining. I'm done

same

this is ALSO coming from a PC Gamer scottish

yeah I agree as a Scottish person and heir to the throne

I'm Coolio Literally the first time Disney had all actors speak in the accent that they are all supposed to be speaking in.

The Scottish accent ahh I don't like having one

Its VirtualWorld yeah same i was always taught to not speak with one and it makes me really sad because people think im english or american

Anonymous Gay If it’s okay to ask, why were you taught not to speak with a Scottish accent?

Pretty Rat basically the English oppression of Scottish cultures ( not unlike the sami people) like shaming the accent and traditions it was extremely frowned upon and that has been passed down through my family most of my family has started embarrassing the culture and languages again and speaking with their natural accents which is really nice

robonaught I very honestly didn’t know horses did this, thanks 👍

My horse does that

Cute

Only pigs do that!

@@dhakshayaniramalingam2848 you're joking right?

And it’s pretty darn adorable too! They do it especially after their saddles are taken off.

That's not strange at all

yeah hehe they do it all the time bless them

But he was very puppy like rolling around. Still cute

@@bennu547 that's how they roll around

yessssss

YEAH NO SONGS*starts singing Victorious mainly because I want to*

+Endycraft "Touch the Sky?"

Do I really have to say Atlantis? Kids was the first princess and QUEEN without any songs

+BB Child She's Not singing touch the Sky, it's More like it's playing during the arrow shoot Montage

He was saying it was pointless because that’s not the game she picked. Put your race card away

@@bennu547 The point is that in such a situation, with a social sporting event - what we would call a "games" - even if the "main contest" were to be archery or something else, it would take place in the context of a celebratory "games". The most common and most famous alternative activity in context of such is indeed "tossing the caber", called "pointless log tossing" here and it 100% makes sense for it to be involved culturally.

The point is Caber tossing is fucking awesome Do it at every occasion ever

Emma Thomas I was just about to write this

Thx for ur positive comment☺️i was looking for a comment like this

And for once they aren’t dead

@@tea.-. Even though the mum almost died

They ARE actual couples wdym

@@heather_foreather acting like a couple and being one is different mate.

@Mya Byrd demonitized? Like, have his money devalued? Wtf are u even talking about? Yeah I know it pertains to video ads on youtube but it doesnt make it any less stupid or nonsensical.

@@blindbrailleable demonetization is the act of making sure an owner's video doesn't produce revenue. Thus, demonetization. It's the official term. Take it up with youtube over it being "stupid and nonsensical" :)

Yeah. Thats two of the sins he forgot. Both the "key in the cleavage" bit and the implied "diving right into said cleavage to retrieve the key" bit

@Mya Byrd Oh. I hadn't thought of that. True. Jeez, those policies are dumb. That shit was allowed into a kid's movie, but RU-vid won't let it be mentioned? Ugh

Guess i gotta watch the movie now i guess.

Same JK JK JK JK JK JK JK JK JK JK JK JK JK

+RU-vid account Idgaf Just kidding Just kidding just kidding just kidding just kidding!

Disney movies in general seem to have something against mothers. They're almost always horrible or dead.

Louis Bonilla There's a reason people have some suspicions about Walt's family past

+Louis Bonilla it's because Walt Disney's mom died in a fire in the house he bought for her.

Also in the end the queen’s hair is pinned back but loose and flowy showing how she’s lightened up thanks to Merida, but she’s still the queen

Imagine

Omg same I commented that 😂

Sameeee

Buy are amazing moisturizer It will _change yer feet_

I hate how much this comment made me laugh, OP

Huzzah!

*Mulan + Brother Bear - Quality = Brave.

+ToddTheTolerable Better

+Tarfiel Archelone Actually, Mulan + Brother Bear = Something awesome that still isn't a movie Something bland + Something stupid = Brave

Top comment + reply = this comment getting likes?

Yay!

They really need to check.

Vicky Mc will-o-the whisps lead you to your death OR to a vast tresure where they died. I do like that I'm not the only one who spotted that though

I mean in all fairness the will - o- wisps didn't do anything helpful really...

Vicky Mc 1000 sins added

Winnie ...... I've been intrigued about Irish and Scottish culture lately.... I'm further intrigued lol

What's the legend

@@MissKittieMo I’m Irish, if you have any questions, go ahead :D

@@samkelly4132 So what are Menhirs? This sounds interesting.

The only thing I know about Menhirs is from pokemon, and in the games they were used to absorb the life energy of the pokemon to fuel an ultimate weapon, which turned them to stone, which I think is accurate considering one of the theories of their use is that they used to do human sacrifices there

YES!! SAME!

It's ight.

SAME! I would ALWAYS watch this movie when I was younger and It still is very good

Love this movie so much!

A lot of people hate this movie, so Its good to see another person like me who enjoys it. This movie made my childhood

*Pixar

ikr

+13ururu13 Wreck it Ralph should of got the Award for best animated movie not this crap

+13ururu13 Wreck it Ralph should of got the Award for best animated movie not this crap

+Jeager Kej liek zomgz xD!!!1!!!

Cross Entertainment true

ding!

it was originally going to be called "the bear and the bow" which i feel wouldve made a much more fitting (and nicer sounding!) title

Yeah I like "The Bear and the Bow." "Brave" does fit in some ways, because she had to be brave to stand up against her mom and do what she did.

Lol should've called it "Mother Bear"

I thought the same. Very inaccurate sinning in general.

And none of them hurt you?

@@syedmohammadwasi1013I’m also from Alaska, most bears, especially black bears are easily frightened and will just run away. Now if it’s a grizzly bear that’s a whole different story.

F Amore yes ye would idk this language

Dinne go on aboot scottish slang ye widnay kin scottish slang if it hit ye in the face witha fash! (No offence :/ )

F Amore it's actually, in Scots: Iv yi'hud n'chauns'ae transmogrify yer weird, widye? The one Merida says is in English with a thick Gaelic accent.

Yoda I am Damn it, stop trying to summon the Old One.

AYE!

Me too.

I accidentally shot someone's van because of that.

Yeah. I shot my dad's truck once, luckily the arrow had already slowed down so no damage.

the point was that she was a very small child and didn't have the strength to shoot an arrow THAT far

Philip Davidson Good point. But he chose the wrong words then.

Yes we all fuckin know

I guess all animals are dogs lol

@@adammilette3076 your not right, but your also not wrong, like I saw a turtle lay over like a dog once. it was weird.

Why can I totally imagine them doing that

eyyyyyyyyy

Or since they're English, maybe they're bare arms?

This is becoming unbearable.

+Drew McKinney Fur sure

She's also black

Do you also like _archery?_

Ya like jazz??

Caua Gamer39 beautiful.

@@billysinge8977 no u

Caua Gamer39 your mom.

It was symbolism

mhm

How did she “mend the bond” though? Her mom went through a ton of hardship and pain and fear (caused by Merida drugging her) and then Merida just mocked her the whole movie. Oh but then she cried at the end so it’s all okay, she’s changed lol. I was so angry at this movie, it had so much potential to be good but Merida is so unlikeable and selfish

@@LethallxVanity i think at the end it wasn't about her crying and stuff but that she actually changed and became truly empathetic and understanding or something bc she thought her mum was basically gone forever. and all that time before, she instead was more worried about understanding the riddle, fixing the picture, trying to protect her mum etc

@@LethallxVanity She mended the bond by saying I love you.

Same!

@TexMechs Fr man, same!

I mean a Bugs Life is better than this honestly.

@@zuneirahhuda1869 yea

Me too

Lol

Huh. That's awesome!! Thanks for pointing that out. It's kind of crazy that this is the first to do this though. Or maybe it's not; I'm not really sure what the odds of something like this happening, but they seem kind of low the more I think about it.

+Chase Hilyer when I first started watching these guys it kind of got to me to

What if one minute had 11 and another minute had 9?

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who pays attention to sins per minutes

Yup

Welcome to cinemasins buddy.

@@Marvelfanatic3658 they haven't got the memo yet

@@kialo2085 nope

Not really related, but is your profile picture a picture of the hourglass nebula? I think it looks pretty cool :)

she wasn't an asshole lol she was a teenager who wanted to be her own person and od what she wanted to do with her life Instead of being married off

What a TERRIBLE husband and father...

@@thunderbird1921 honestly a bad king in general. I mean I know that they are a new kingdom and he is the very first king but he is setting a bad example for his entire future lineage

Get out

all week.. ALL WEEK?!?! get......out......now.

Pardon did you say all week.😨😨😰😰😱

Am i the only one who thought of Sans? I do too much Undertale and I'm gonna get hate for mentioning Undertale now SO COME AT ME!

+Skyler Moonshine I love Undertale and I am Undertrash. :D

Sounds like UKIP about British stuff.

M8 I'm half Scottish

Lol

Also, it's NAE oatmeal

+friskthehumanloves then your half crap

Literally, it's because "Scottish people are just average white people with no culture or language so we have to give them an accent" but frozen is set in 19th century Norway and all of them speak like 21st century Americans? Hello?

Agree they're the Callandish stones

Just because they're real, doesn't mean they're not discount Stonehenges ;) It's no different than when he says something like "Discount Tom Cruise" about an unknown actor who resembles Tom.

i know, this channel is a mix of legitimate criticism of movies and their plots and other parts mixed in with meaningless dicketry. thats what i love about it.

Stephen Collett well there's a stone circle in the Orkney islands which was constructed long before stone henge. It's said that stone henge is based from it

Lilly Gray Sadly I think its not, they are all over the UK

KudaKeileon this just makes me do a BEARale roll

pizza master You mean a BEARrel roll? Or are you giving bread and ale to a bear?

stop!

KudaKeileon oops

All of you, get out

Didn't Mulan enjoy archery? 😉

@@kattheartist978 *ding*

Mulan exists pal

Didn't she have a background song though?

@@thunderbird1921 sucked

*What I expected when I first saw the trailers and posters of this film: A funny animated fantasy film about a warrior princess who embarks on an epic quest across her kingdom to show her courage and change her fate while facing supernatural dangers based on celtic mythology. *What I actually got: "Turning Red + Brother Bear" set in medieval Scotland... Nice graphics and a cute mother-daughter relationship, but honestly, it feels just too empty, short and full of wasted potential. I was expecting something more like "Mulan + Legend of Zelda", with more adventure and fantasy stuff... I think that Wolfwalkers (a Cartoon Saloon movie) is what Brave should have been from the beginning, it has more emotion, fantasy and it didn't felt empty or short.

By the way it's spelled fairy.

Jazzy marshall Faerie is also correct

Fairy is the Anglicized, faerie is the original and yes Wil o Wisps are assholes.. they do not lead to fates nor are they helpful They often trick people and lure them to their deaths

do they actually belong to the Sidhe, or are they a different category?

Rowan Procter when she said "they lead you to your fate" all I could think was "yeah, if your fate is getting lost in a swamp."

Noice

He did, in a different moment.

+Luiz Antonio what moment?

+shuba Nikish SHUT UP BOT

+Leslie Davis I cant believe there wasn't a single MacBeth reference in this entire thing

*gasp* I snort to! But not boogers. I snort *mom and dad see this comment while searching my phone* me

U guys are weird.

@@Marvelfanatic3658 It's cause my dad says that all the time

@@theannoyingdahg oh

Or that they are in Scotland.

Kyle Spencer Just look up why antagonists eat apples, you’ll get why he always talks about the person eating an apple being a jerk.

Looked it up now I'm angry

It makes too much sense I'm mad now

So do they hate Draco Malfoy?

They make you look like an asshole

Apollo9898LPs Why is this so funny OMG XD

Apollo9898LPs this is the best thing I've seen 😂😂

Apollo9898LPs omg I'm dead! 😂😂😂

Apollo9898LPs is

Yes exactly

@@LucyAdroit he's the evil son

ding

because Mordu turned into an ACTUAL bear from the inside after the second sunrise

Menna Tamer true... I don’t think that far... But the sinner has sinned. I don’t take away sins like him... 😈

@@AlaskanWildChild except you're wrong, and there shouldn't be a sin int he first place.

Mae Cabrales so true

Sister. Their mother had already fled.

no, i meant the part where the mom had just turned into a bear and the dad caught the bear scent

I seriously hate them

Mae Cabrales Ohh right that! That Was a dick move

now thats a fact

That makes more sense

Same

So did I, finally this movie got what was coming to it.

+PikaLink91 I know right? Been waiting for this one to get trashed!

WHEN WILL THEY DO WRECK IT RALPH

+Clara Oswald IKR I WANT ALL THE DISNEY PRINCESS MOVIES TO BE SIND. Especially The princess and the frog, my favourite movie.

HAhahaha no will 'o wisps are apart of celtic mythology, they're fae.Depending on the area depends on what they do. In ireland they're the dead and each color represents a different type of dead. Don't quote me on this but, white is a mother and child, blue is a more mature child, and red is a man. I can't recall what they're in all the celtic cultures. But ik that the "fae" are deadly or more brutal in ireland and more harmless in wales and celtic myth would become more infused with christianity turning the fae more demon like.Idk much about scottish myth but i think they follow celtic myths because you see a lot of what look to be celtic crosses in the movie.

i think of MASA's Onibi series xD

Definitely not.

No.:-)

I wish people would take the extra second to hit reply to the person who they're talking too. Seriously just scroll over their comment and hit, "Reply". Not that hard lol.

Dude go outside and touch some grass. There’s plenty of emotional moments in this movie and that ain’t it.

Same

incorrect, 100%

Don't-cha mean Irish?

Don't you mean russian?

100% Scottish actually england arent as bad

@@dragon2218 Irish people are British

Thank you

Jula Moon Um...They work with Disney 🙄🙄🙄

Small chili Pepper Wait what??

@@thechosenjuan8776 Yep

Not the magic itself, more the fact that magic will (as in a lot of these movies) be the same old tired problem and solution to everything in the film.

@@cosmicmuse2195 Very true.

Fro Vids no one can help you now im so sorry

Use potion no 3

Your not alone

now im also stuck like you

Cinamacins blesses you

Ikr, ancient structures aren't ripoffs of other things, just because Stonehenge is the most famous of stone circles doesn't mean there are not others

Yeah it’s the callandish stones, they actually exist on the island of Lewis

its not but do you i suppose

@@amber6473 It's better than most animated films. I'd rather watch Brave than Frozen 2.

I found it incredibly bad

TheBlockBreakers it’s a fucking amazing movie, behind mulan definitely

Ugh no this movie is so frustrating! The animation is amaaazing and I like the few songs they have in it, but Merida is so cruel and selfish and treats her mother horribly. Drugging her mom and then mocking her for not knowing how to be a bear, and she has no character arc whatsoever throughout the movie. It would be one thing if they had made her mom still be able to talk as a bear, so they could have actual conversations and learn about each other and come to understand and respect each other and grow closer because of it. But because they couldn’t really communicate with each other, the end of the movie where they’re suddenly bonded is totally unearned and not believable at all. Merida was just an asshole the entire movie and then got everything she wanted anyway. I wanted this movie to be good SO MUCH and instead I just felt so sorry for the mom the whole time, it made me want to cry. I hate this movie.

Nice catch. You should have more likes.

Yup

Arsehole is actually english

@@Fish_plz hahaha no. It's a British thing, I'm Scottish and I say arse you arse

@@johnnys-left-earring yeah i meant the language as in its not scots

Pink bunny because the people who voiced merida is actuly Scottish I think

would be kinda shite if they didn't gets Scotts to do it, then again they get people to put on russian accents

Pink bunny $

They went though the time to make all the clans actually proper clans. You can actually be part of mackintosh

Oh really I'm offended

Yus!

+SeaTheLion 🅥 go for it

+Feruza Jubaeva i support you

+Feruza Jubaeva I'M WITH YOU!

Also please do Howl's Moving Castle my favorite Miyazaki movie

yes!!!

+Stefany Kulcheski Djuba Spirited Away has no sins.

yes

+Stefany Kulcheski Djuba why exactly? For the challenge of it?

Nathan Schubert Yep

😅

Ikr, my childhood best friend used to eat 3 chocolate bars and a packet of sweets for lunch and was like a stick and still is lmao

Yeah

Well that makes more sense

It did lead her into the creepy woods to a witch, and then to a murderous bear. Those fuckers were definitely trying to off her and at the end, realized it was just easier to help her.

Astray? Lost? The original myth goes by leading people away from the roads so they drowned in th swamps. Eastern europe mythology is truly fucked up.

MoreImbaThanYou Oh. I thought they were supposed to be led to fairy gatherings where they'd be forced to dance or party forever.

ztslovebird From what I've heard, people usually just stumble into those if they were out too late at night, but I might be wrong. Myths tend to cross over with each other.

Aye now.

there used to be bears in britain. They died out.

There were bears in Scotland. However they died out in the 9th or 10th century.

During this time period It was different

+1 000 000

Yeah

Yes

Yup they drown people ;)

Yes.

+narwhal_ sounds_ If you had the chance to change your feet....WOULDJA?

+narwhal_ sounds_ ; like if you just said that outloud

+narwhal_ sounds_ I've always wanted robot legs...

WHY IS THIS COMMENT DOING SO WELL? WTF?!

+Jack Douglass Super Carlin Bros

Neither did you forehead.

+Jack Douglass Why exactly are you pretending to be a famous RU-vidr? That's.. Really pathetic.

Get out, imposter

+Jack Douglass But hey, that's just a theory.

blahthebiste Let's see how much sins it gets. :)

blahthebiste same

blahthebiste hi

XD I just watched Mulan today. Your right. Its great.

Fun fact: in the original draft of Mulan, the writers had her join the army to escape an arranged marriage. But then they changed it cuz they realized that was selfish and stupid...i guess Pixar's writers didn't reach the same conclusion..

Thanks

Oh my god who are you? WE DID THAT AT MY SCHOOL I MIGHT KNOW YOU LMAO THAT SONG WAS TORTURE

All of that, in addition to apparently letting her not wear a corset for most of her life.

tecnically her farher gave her

The bow was a gift from Merida's father, it's actually not too loose to let the princess have her own horse, and I'm guessing either Elinor was hoping the lessons would naturally create boundaries or even Elinor could see that Merida's not princess material and that not letting her have the one day (explicitly stated by Merida) where she could do whatever would cause her to snap.

AWW YEAH

there is no "time period" to the movie. So there could in fact could have been potatoes, just not many.

The pizza planet truck is bc time travel and Pixar theory. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - 1 sin removed.

+appropinpinquo your right, granted the movie has a more 12th century feel to it, the dates never said throughout the movie. and we cannot assume the date due to events outside meridas story because they are never said either (hadrians wall etc.)

Madelena Jeannette YES

And this remembered me from The Witcher.

Same!

I disagree

@@PussInBootsTheLastWishFan2003 it's called an opinion buddy

This movie is every Disney movie ever, just less singing and is PG without showing any scenes of war or screaming the word bitch

My 3rd favorite pixar movie.