Everything Wrong With Godzilla In 7 Minutes Or Less 

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Ya guys that jokes been around for years....

Older than my dead grandmother.

***** Yea and I invented it and posted it to reddit years ago.

I knew your dead grandmother sir, and she's no Godzilla. Pretty close though. Man what bad breath.

link8440 thank you

Do you remember that old cartoon, about the militarized Dino Riders, where they rode them like horses, and they had missiles and lasers on them? If you watch it now, it’s utter shite; But I just loved it as a kid.

i allways loved that movie

why say something like I love this movie, good after you said what you want but I love zilla so why so much hate towards him whatever the reason I think it stupid ...

Skryll229 what are you talking about? I think you commented in the wrong thread. We were commenting on how we liked it as kids, but now realize it was a terrible adaptation of Godzilla as adults. The should have made this as a Jurassic Park -ripoff, instead of trying to shoehorn in the Godzilla mythos into a dinosaur-in-the-city movie.

He didn’t pad the sin count as much as he dose now

The older videos are shorter

It’s Brie Larson

I don't get it

@@komiks42 true

Dylan Miles I just figured that out now that you said it. At first, I thought it said eww because of how terrible this movie is

I’ve been watching this channel for years and you just broke my mind, I had no idea

Are u shitting me right now? Man i feel so stupid...😭

I didn't know until reading this.

Wow really, even this many people not understanding it is astonishing.

Yeah, Zilla is the perfect name I actually enjoyed this as much as godzilla 2014

It's not so much how the movie went. It's more that they chose the wrong design. Apparently, they did have better ones before zilla.

... How much more of this movie is left... Or were is the nearest remote explosive...

Yeah i think i just had a stroke, or did they? I dont know

Cliche

Yeah, the cgi in this movie looks like it came from a high school student

Jurassic park didn't have cgi...

yes it did

Jonah Taylor yes it did. the closeups were mostly animatronics but any wideshot of the dino’s moving or doing anything crazy was cgi.

Rowan Hodges actually, jurasdic park has better cgi than most of later movies

Same. At least Jurassic Park still looks great

@@akiraigarashi2874 im pretty sure jp used a lot of animatronics in it. like a lot of shots seem realistic but animals move quite stiffly and mechanical

you're full of it. there was never anything to suggest that the US Government destroyed the MetLife building...

Turk3yAndGravy A satiric likeness to 9/11 conspiracies shouldn't be THAT difficult for you to detect.

Turk3yAndGravy fail

Moonbolt Building 8.

UnknownXV No, building 7. And that doesn't mean we can draw wild conclusions.

Lol

Lmao

I prefer the 2014 one

@Patrick Ellis They’re both really good

KOTM never deserved the Razzie Award

Mocking a cliche cliche!

That’s a sin for being a cliche. Sin Counter: 1

Sin for sinning it. Sin Counter: 2

Andy Madden would be great at SinSins. [Sin Counter: 3]

@@archtitans54 We need a channel called CinemaSinSins. Sin Counter: 4

yeah god forbid there ever be anything greater than MURICA!!1

Well, the new 2014 Godzilla made me happy. Made me cry in happieness when the atomic breath happened.

I completely agree, good thing Gareth Edwards happens to be british right?

well technically that was Zilla

6laderunner I mean that the Japanese Godzilla is virtually invulnerable to conventional weapons, but every American giant monster movie showcases monsters dying from the average pistol or shotgun. We're too proud of our military to make a monster capable of withstanding a nuke. The only exceptions I can think of are Cloverfield and the Godzilla 2014 remake.

Mitchell Brown Amen to that! I'd pay good money to the CinemaSins team to invite His Eminence Sir Michael Bay to do a longer 'sins' video. "We'd buy that for a dollar!"

+Mitchell Brown Like how Mathew Broderick is the absolute worst scientist ever and a liar?

Nah. Finding plenty of other things wrong with a movie is what fans (like us) are for.

+Mitchell Brown I would actually love it if Cincemasins redid this video and made it longer. It'd be hilarious.

+Mitchell Brown the 4:53 wilhelm scream. or do only I hear that?

This godzilla was supposed to fight a monster, but it was scrapped

@@nightruler666 How do you know? Are there an article about this? I want to know

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Did you just miss the entire video? Cinema sins kind of focused on the movie alone. By not comparing it to the rest of Godzilla. And they still proved that it’s sh**.

I still liked the redesign

It wasn't ment to take place in the Godzilla universe. That line in GMK was just to poke fun of this movie, but I guess it could still fit into the continuity of GMK.

Exactly. It wouldn't make sense for Godzilla to face off with Zilla in Sydney in Godzilla Final Wars :D

+Lewis Bianco It was mentioned in passing in the Millennium series but was never an official part of the lore until the Final Wars film where Zilla was killed off with extreme prejudice.

+Darth JarJar What???

Well then, go fuck yourself some more...

same for me...watched it 3 or 4 weeks ago.Thought i would like it again.Was wrong

the true brainless here is you .. why say something like I love this movie good after you said what you want but I love zilla so why so much hate towards him whatever the reason I think it stupid. ..

Skryll229 now this is the right thread for you to comment this. Explain this, How Does this bigger-than-T-Rex Godzilla go invisible multiple times? Or, simply hide in a city like New York? It’s a major plot point, that destroys the entire movie when you think about it, and the movie can’t have a second&third act without that plot convenience. It’s a Micheal Bay sized Plothole

also, notice at the end of the movie the missiles somehow magically lock on? Oh..right. Total logic there. Thank you. Haha!

Yea same here, I loved this movie and Batman and Robin as a kid now I realize they are shit

The Military has a rule that depictions of them in films have to have a few things incorrect for security reasons; even if this becomes minor things most people wouldn't notice.

At the time, 1AD was HQ'd in Weisbaden, Germany, which makes even less sense.

qawamity Obviously them being in a superior country like Germany, gave them superior dinosaur hunting skills and training... Didn't you know Germany has like, thousands of dragons?

Zachary Bauer You are correct that the aforementioned patch was an "Old Ironsides" patch. However the patch of one's current unit is worn solely on the left sleeve. A patch, if any, that's worn on the right arm (like the guy in 1:37) shows the last unit you went to combat in. Seeing that "Old Ironsides" was worn on that soldier's right arm, he could have just returned from a war zone, been awarded the right to wear "Old Ironsides" on the right arm, then got stationed in NYC.

TheRhuen- That sounds like an urban legend to me. Where "Old Ironsides"- the 1st Armored Division- is based out of is public knowledge. Name a division, fleet, numbered air force, or other major command in the US military and chances are excellent its HQ/main garrison and AO are public knowledge. And, like the old story that it is a crime to wear a correct military uniform in a film, it is just plain bullshit.

I know what you mean. Why fly above the city with a gun that has an effective range of 1.5km, and would keep you well out of his reach and even give you a much better view of the city making it easier to track Godzilla.

the dude didnt even say that

At 4:46 they comment on it

@@luvahadowsdolls doesn't sound like it lol

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd

@@Deimus333 Why so serious?

Thank-you!!! I've been looking for this comment!

And don't forget that the heat-seeking missiles should still have been able to lock onto Zilla. A creature that size would be warm-blooded, despite being a reptile, because the sheer size of it would make it difficult for body heat to escape the way it would for something smaller. It's called gigantothermy.

Zilla... not Godzilla

+LuthaDie Correct! (plus 10 pts

Omg I saw it 😂

LuthaDie no one cares

Showcase Central Man, you really goteem, only took you 2 years.

UsagiStrife I didn't even realize it was an acronym until just now😂

UsagiStrife I am really dumb now.. but it doesn't mean just "Eww" like "Eww you're gross"??

That's how i read it for the longest time, but it's EWW as in "Everything Wrong With"

Thanks for telling me that, I will return to my cave 😂😂😂

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And have one of the Babies survive at the end, so that the film could receive a 40-episode Animated Spin-off Series, where Godzilla Jr. was more intelligent(like a dog, or a chimp, or a dolphin), was incapable of reproduction, and had the Atomic Fire-Breath, fought against various other giant monsters, and the corpse of the Parent Godzilla was Resurrected into a Cyborg dubbed Cyber-Godzilla so we would have a classic Father vs. Son Battle with 2 Godzillas(which by the way sounds more awesome & emotional than just building a Robot Doppelganger of Godzilla to fight him - I'm lookin' at you Mecha-Godzilla), at least the 90's Godzilla Cartoon turned out to be way better than the 70's Godzilla Cartoon.

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uh ?! wtf

Toho absolutely hated it apparently

@@backedup39 Toho? EVERYONE hated it.

Because Emmerich made a disaster film rather than a horror one. You have the fucking monster running away from everthing in this piece of shit film instead of the opposite

One good movie doesn't make another bad. That's a stupid opinion.

Because Godzilla doesn't run away like a bitch!

prodiggy13 It does make it more believable, as a living creature. Most living creatures don't just stick around when being hit, particularly if they don't understand the source of the hits.

***** The biggest mistake they did in this movie was call it "GODZILLA".

this movie?

No the other 1998 Godzilla movie

RadarFilms Is there another one?

Please dont breed

RadarFilms No, seriously. Which "other" 1998 movie are you referring to?

Yes! Join us in calling it "Zilla" from now on. It doesn't deserve "Godzilla"

It's title of "God" has been revoked, I mean really? KILLED by MISSILES, did they even watch a Godzilla movie?

Mike Pece So is the new one.

the director said he made it tp be crap on purpose because he hated japanes culture...the git! the new one is good godzilla is godzilla. this one..zilla.. thats his name is just an insult to everything

Gamers Guild UK PeterAmaranth Roland Emerich hates Japan, Shakespeare, and poor people. What else?

Mate...wait for the movie to come out...I really really hope its going to be good cause G.Edwards is a good director and himself is a Godzilla fan but wait till the movie comes out.

Pazzo MC whatever you say.

Pazzo MC WHatever it will be, it can't be worse than the 1998 abomination, and that is a good thing.

This movie was good actually

Omg right. 2015s was a good movie but god damn like two happened

Oddball Skull two things happened

Oddball Skull dude

Dude

*ok*

actually they did its called godzilla the series it started in 2000 as a cartoon basically its this godzilla model that fights other mutos

Mike Pece Don't you mean kaiju?

I feel like they wanted to do a movie sequel but because the movie sucked so bad they had to settle for a cartoon series that no one watched

rickyleaf09 I didn't watch it, but it lasted 2 seasons so someone watched it.

reptomicus I was born in 2000 im 14 now but my mom said that i was amused by that show when i was little

No incorrect nuclear power isn’t his food you didn’t watch the movie lol fish is what he eats

Jonah Moran you are correct, and I didn’t care for the movie. I blocked out most of it so I forgot that he eats fish.

@@mptrdt21457 she

@@zaiahxiii5965 not fixing an ancient typo

ZaiahXIII Asexual he-she***

in fact it is zilla and just another kaiju like every monster hes just a little bit like godzilla also i think hes cool but heis not godzilla ps maybe the old japanese guy that survived might have seen it not for long and thoght it would be godzilla (i think he should know him)

BWAHHHAHHHAAAA GO ON AFTER ALL THESE YEARS ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT COMMENT? XD

@@alexreilly6121 Yes

@@alexreilly6121 It still wasn’t a disgrace as this film lmao. Even toho themselves like 2014 more than 1998

Shin hospital's cgi is way worse and the effects suck

what about the lost world Jurassic park

That helicopter chase scene is just pathetic

knetterwauz010 i know right?! the beast literally had to go a hair faster and that apache would be toast

"the title character got like 15 minutes of combat scenes" So, it's an average Godzilla movie? In most Godzilla movies he's in it for 10-20 minutes, kicks some ass, and leaves. The problem with Godzilla 2014 isn't his screen time. It's mostly that we don't feel his presence until halfway through the movie. They didn't tease us enough during the opening credits to really justify that Godzilla didn't actually show up until we're an hour in.

bill withers what Godzilla films have you been watching? I have basically the entire Heisei collection and hes a very prominent figure in almost all of them, gets roughly half the movie to tear shit up

Godzilla is automatically better for 1 reason, No Matthew Broderick.

'cause at least this one was enjoyable and memorable.

mshara1 Said no one

Godzilla13167 2.0 or ,more like: we see more godzilla in THIS version, than in the 2014 and i m ok with that. and i am not ok with that.

mshara1 Memorable? do you know anyone that remembers it?

Amir Kameron me ^^ but rather because i m a jean renaud-fan and because the one time i saw this in the theater, holds great personal value^^

yes but the movie is called Godzilla and i doubt Cinemasins studied that ordeal to avoid a comment or 2

varan04276 Or cared about crying fanboys anyways. I know I don't. Now, off to Robocop.

William Crane Yeah

William Crane my thoughts exactly

I am not wrong. That creature looks nothing like Godzilla.

1zin1 this was a great kaiju movie, but a terrible godzilla movie.

1zin1 Yes, yes you are.

***** Only difference between the 2014 reboot and the 1998 remake is that Godzilla was never killed off so easily be a bunch of missiles and if you'd also noticed....not one single black person was killed in the reboot. That and instead of getting nerdy Matthew Broderick, we actually got suicidal Kick-Ass as a substitute. That and *NO* recognizable voicing cast from "The Simpsons". So yeah....in your face, Roland Emmerich!!! Oh and speaking of Emmerich, did you know that he was never really a fan of Godzilla?!

Its a good movie the only bad thing is that is called godzilla

Gustavo Calva *BINGO!!!!*

SpinoGuy look at my name I like every Godzilla/Zilla and I think they are all cool!!! Equal Giant monster rights anyone???

SpinoGuy It's because this is when they sinned with actual reason, instead of just padding video length.

SpinoGuy yes i have seen this movie more sins there should be.

SpinoGuy zilla is how the Japanese renamed godzilla so I like calling it 1998 godzilla

SpinoGuy tbh i dont hate the movie. just the fact that its called godzilla it should be renamed zilla.

lol i loved that movie, then again i was like 7

Advice, don't take these videos too seriously. Their sins are wrong all the time, but it's okay, just for humor.

That's a cool one to know.

gogerychwyrndrobwll Just adding a sin..

***** I'd like to see this done for one of the "Godzilla Vs..." movies

mahziel He would never be able to list all the sins in one of those movies in less than half an hour max. I know it's a classic but have you seen one?

Darkraes743 I've seen them all. $5 at a nearby video rental that has now closed down :/

Darkraes743 Sin 1 : Raymond Burr is cast only to comment on everything that's happening. *Ding*

"That's alot of fish!"

Lol I understood that reference

Zilla came in like dumb animal that was put down like a mutt, the original Japanese film at least had their Godzilla engage the military and actually kill people on-screen. While Zilla was being chased around like a rat in NYC. And go ahead and trash the showa Godzilla that turned into a hero and danced around and stuff, at least the people that made those movie put more heart in their Godzilla films than Emmerich did to his, hell Roland had no respect for Godzilla to begin with.

Really wish people would get that Zilla died by 12 MISSILES. This is also somehow supposed to resemble GODZILLA! A MONSTER WHO TANKS NUKES AND BLACKHOLES!

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So glad this Godzilla was renamed Zilla

I wouldn't if it was japan I would just worry of the anime that they are currently making.

being born in Detroit i will answer that... *clears throat* No....

Yeah, Murphy would.

It's actually 3. He missed Nancy Cartwright (Bart). She's the blonde on the phone in the Barney scene.

@@keb123ification I just saw this and I had to think of it as: Mr. Burns, Moe Syzlak and Bart in real life. Also 😂 at 1:54.

they said Godzilla is an Amphibian in the movie

Jordan Thompson Amphibians are also cold-blooded. Frogzilla would be either dead or comatose with a body temp that consistently low.

Actually they said he was amphibious, referring to his living in and out of water. And the whole being cold thing doesn't work either due to a premise called homeothermy.

Fun fact : alligators will eat fruit

@@DarkdustDragon And also gigantothermy, due to Zilla's sheer size making its body heat escape very slowly in comparison to a normal reptile. If anything, those heat-seeking missiles SHOULD have been able to track Zilla.

its not godzilla

Well NOW it's named Zilla, but it wasn't on its release. Still, watching the real Godzilla kill it in a single move was great.

Andy Semple you forget there is still a zilla about and had gown up in the cartoon gozilla the series to be a human aiding godzilla (even thou humans killed its mother)

***** Much like the other animated Godzilla, that one with Godzuki, I just ignore the cartoons when in relation to the movies. Their own lack of continuity is confusing enough!

The US Godzilla in JPN is just called "Zilla" because it doesn't deserve the title of God and in the 26th Godzilla movie, 2 investigators have the conversation 1:The New York attack was Godzilla right? 2:That's what all the American expert claims. But our guys here have some doubts

If you watched the last movie, Godzilla destroys Zilla in seconds

Wisteria Berlitz I saw Final wars, don't doubt my godzilla knowledge peasant.

Okay, I won't doubt your godzilla knowledge peasant. Kinda nice to have a Godzilla Knowledge peasant. ( #rude #grammarplz )

He/she died because Marine Corps FA-18s were called in. There is nothing survives once the Marines are involved.

Then please explain how he's alive?

Tatu Vihtkari Well if you watched the older movies from Japan, Godzilla is a creature created from the testing of Nuclear weapons. So in the very first Godzilla movie he was his own energy source, his radiation is what gave him what he needed to function. As well there is more than one Gidzilla because in the 1954 movie, Godzilla dies in the end. So this one goes to Athena saying maybe just this one Godzilla so happens to only want food...Even though this abomination in no right deserves this title of a movie....The only Godzilla I know is the Japanese ones.....and of course Reptar from the Rugrats, based off him.

Godzilla doesn't destroy cities for fun he defends the earth and I'm pretty shur he would've starved if her did eat concrete and metal

ben knock That English though.

Godzilla eats whales. It's been explained in various comic book follow ups

Really? Well, I thinks its much better like this, because its just a very big animal and not a dragon which looks like a toy.

Godzilla was NEVER "Just a very big animal." He's supposed to be a representation of the atomic bomb. A force of nature that can NOT be stopped or defeated, only endured.

It wasn't the first American made Godzilla movie. In fact, the first Godzilla movie was directed by Terry O. Morse, an American. Godzilla is an American Japan hybrid film made by the cooperation of both Americans and Japanese. Neither country has a monopoly on this character. Can't wait to see the new movie that comes out though.

***** the first Godzilla movie was made by TOHO, directed by Ishio Honda,..the American version had American actors edited in to the TOHO release.

sorry i spelled his name wrong. its Inoshiro Honda..Morse directed the Burr parts that was added to the Original version.

+Braimyumleah 747 has four engines and the aircraft that crashed into 911 had two engines because of that the aircraft was most likely a 767 or a 737 or an airbus a320..

You went from saying it was released in '98 to saying 99/9= 11. Those points Do not correlate.

Also this was Zilla, not Godzilla, because American remakes of classic Japanese films are inferior.

Thank you.

*sighs* i love that movie XD

the cookie crew Did you know that that zilla is still alive? ... Apparently it had more than 1 egg clutch, the other was at the bottom of the hudson.

Which is also weird cause the American version is a lot more bigger than the Japanese version.

Damian Nunez Except no it isn't.

Damian Nunez The Japanese version is 400 feet tall, so no.

I do understand that this guy does it for the fun of it but It's not just this movie, he'll make a video when movies are just coming out for home release, which is one reason for my outburst, but the main point I tried to make is the fact that he can find so many bad points about something everyone says is so great with seemingly no effort. I got so sick of him looking a gift horse in the mouth (if I said that right) that I finally muscled up the courage to say what I said. I'm not trying to start anything, I'm not trying to rain on everyone's parade, and I'm not expecting people to take me seriously, in fact even now I question why I wrote the comment in the first place. I just felt the need to get my two cents out without fear of consequences. I'm sorry for the offense.

TheInsanebrain247 These videos aren't meant to be taken seriously, and definitely don't warrant an outburst.

TheInsanebrain247 He also warns you that there will be spoilers (Duh) so yeah.... What?