Everything Wrong With Kung Fu Panda In 15 Minutes Or Less 

Cinemasins on bad movies: Talks about actual mistakes of the movie Cinemasins on good movies: *R H I N O N I P P L E S*

Movie: *Has Intro* CinemaSins: STOP, YOU’VE VIOLATED THE LAW

Sins to Oogway ascending? Who hurt you that much in the past?!

I’m confused of why he didn’t take a sin off for... “Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that is why it is called the present.”

Complains that Jackie Chan doesn't speak enough. *Sins every time Jackie Chan speaks.*

A lot of the sins given to this movie can be excused by the answer "because kung-fu"

The reason it shows Oogway just blowing out the candles instead of doing a wind thing like Shifu did, is because it shows the difference in the two masters. Oogway is patient and has inner peace, while Shifu is impatient, because he has yet to master inner peace. And the reason why Tai Lung let the five live, is so that he could strike as much fear as he can, before arriving. Basically mind games, showing that five of their best is not enough to beat him. While Po, despite him being one panda, he has learned to use the opponent's strengths against him... that and having too much fat to be affected by the nerve attacks.

9:09 Everyone keeps picking on Po for being fat, but pandas are fat! Po:

This film is a masterpiece, deduct all sins

Tai Lung is a Snow Leopard.. there is only 1 tiger in this entire franchise. If there were more it would make Tigress unrecognisable (except from her martial art skills). CinemaSins earns a sin for not knowing the difference between a tiger and a freakin LEOPARD

6:01 I love the subtlety here. It's just a regular peach tree, but since Oogway calls it "The Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom", it's suddenly important. This follows the central theme that you only need to *believe* that something is special.

4:17 Viper's little tongue flick is kinda cute to me here. She's the member of the Furious Five who shows the most concern for Po, as she's the gentlest one. Snakes often use their tongues to smell the air, and they can sense things like pheromones that indicate how whoever they can smell is feeling. Viper is trying to see and smell if Po is ok, since his pheromones would indicate if he was afraid or internally damaged, or if she could smell any blood, she'd know he was exteriorly wounded.

Oh wait I didn't see the mantis...that's racist

"Rhino nipple" Is now my favorite sin.

Old turtle: there are no accident Me: uhhh... the emoji movie

"Escaping the prison is impossible" They said that about Azkaban. Yet here we are.

Cinemasins sin: Tai-Lung is not a tiger, he's a snow leopard.

Also, Tai Lung is a snow leopard and Poes dad is a goose, not a duck -___-

shifu: you will never be the dragon warrior until you learn the secret of- ad: DaWn DiSh DeTeRgEnT sPrAy

“It would be impossible if he was dead.” *Meanwhile, in Kung Fu Panda 3*

calling tai lung a tiger when he so very obviously has spots and not stripes. I don't expect you to know it's a snow leopard but tiger is incorrect every which way to sunday. *ding* 6:35

I was surprised how much I ended up liking this movie and the sequel

Film: has 0.0001 seconds of intro CinemaSins: yeah, 5 sins for that

0:28 dude, you are sinning inside a freaking IMAGINATION. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

6:35 Tiger? What? Clearly a snow leopard dude. I'm not hating or anything; it could have just been a slip of the tongue, but it is quite tricky to make that mistake.

"there are no accidents" well sir my birth disagrees with you.

"One often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it"... LOVE this line...and perfect to describe what happened..Shifu freaking out and sending the goose to tell the rhino to double the guards and make sure Tai Lung does NOT escape...is ultimately what gave Tai Lung the chance TO escape...absolute beatiful line

Kung Fu Panda *gets sinned* Oogway: My time has come.

You missed the sin "there are no accidents, but apparently adopting the snow leopard was wrong" Also, you get a sin for calling him a tiger.

“Quit, don’t quit. Noodles, don’t noodles. You are to concerned with both what’s, and what will be.” This was my senior quote...

4:04 The mantis is a type of Kung fu, that’s why he is there, And so is snake, monkey, crane, tiger and dragon (dragon warrior).

2:43 of course Master Oogway can blow out the candles in 2 seconds, because Shifu can. The difference between Oogway taking time and being in the moment and Shifu angrily attempting to control all he can is a massive recurring theme.

Po's dad is a goose not a duck

Ducks actually will hatch and raise any bird's egg they can sit on.

Cinemasins: Implies dead characters can't return Me: *Laughs in Kai*

2:08 In the next movie, Ping actually serves tofu.

"Quit..dont quit...noodle...dont noodle" was the best line in the movie

"Bruce Lee was a badass, but against four other badasses, he'd have lost, dog" Well someone needs to see the movie where he defeats an entire school of karatekas. Unless you're speaking with real life in mind. If that's the case, disregard this comment.

8:08 okay I know Jeremy is kidding but as someone who did martial arts for several years, yeah you definitely wanna respond quickly to your master as a sign of respect. Also, if they think you're "being lazy" you have to run laps/stay after class/help clean the studio

Nobody: Not a single soul: No plant or animal that has ever walked this earth: Cinema Sins: *Narration*

So tai lung escaped because the messengers feather? So technically if the turtle never told Shi fu that tai lung will return then tai lung would have never returned because if the turtle never told Shi fu then Shi fu would have never sent the messenger therefore nothing would have happened so it's called the turtles fault

9:35 Oogway dies in infinity war

The Kung Fu Panda trilogy is one of the strongest trilogies ever. And Tai Lung and Shen are some of the strongest written antagonists not only in Dreamworks history, but cinema history all together.

I know this is old, but in one of the first few scenes, the duck is holding a leek. Which in China and Japan is seen as far fetched, and is like some sort of symbol of luck. This is also where the Pokémon came from.

"We should hang out." "Or even SEE his toes." "But he will." "Tigress, you must try this". " It`s Shifu!" "Po?" "We got this! Help her!" "He`s too fast! Sorry, Po!" "Come, little one. Gets go find your mamma." Yeah, that`s how you underuse Jackie Chan. But I wasn't bothered with that much actually.

"No one gives the snake any shit about not having any arms...?" had me dying. (9:00)

14:15 how did his tail leave a hole in the rock?

When you get fender bender’d Other guy: sorry man it was an accident You: *THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS*

There used to be rhinos in China, now they're all dead. In case that question got you wondering, you know?

How did you not sin the "Skadoosh"?

2:10 aw, I just noticed that the pictures Ping gives to Po in the second movie are in the background here. The animation in these movies are top notch.

No one: Ping: *MY SON FINALLY HAVING A NOODLE DREAM*

Now that you have sinned 2 of Dreamworks biggest franchises, next time you do Dreamworks, please do Shrek next. I would LOVE to see how the Shrek fandom would react to that. XD

Well, if the villain supposedly had a thousand guards, and the Thousand Tongues of Fire only had 43 rockets, does that mean the villain only had 43 guards?

Oogway: there are no accidents Emoji movie: releases. Oogway: starts believing in accidents.

This video unintentionally made me more impressed with this movie, because when it slows down so that Jeremy has time to explain each sin, I'm noticing how Po's whole body wobbles with each movement to emphasize how obese he is. That's the kind of attention to detail I'd call unnecesseraly awesome in ANY movie

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Don't noodles will be my senior quote

The biggest sin I can find for this movie is that after 20 years in prison being completely immobilized, that Tai Lung’s muscled hadn’t atrophied to the size of chopsticks and he was still able to be a badass right out the gate 😂

6:46 Tai Lung graduated from the Sans University of Dodging things.

There was an actual point to 23, Oogway was testing Shifu's patience. If he had waited long enough, Oogway would have told him nothing was wrong and then Shifu wouldn't have taken preventative measures for Tai Lung's foretold prison break, which ultimately set him free. "One often meets his destiny on the path he takes to avoid it" - Oogway So not really a sin, if you understand the backstory and motivations of the characters.

dude you learn the magic thru kung-fu

Films: Have logos Cinemasins: *So, you've chosen...death*

Memes: "There are no accidents" -Master Oogway "Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!"

"No one seems the slightest but concerned that Crane's neck is visibly broken." Why am I cracking up about this?!

isnt a jackie chan line when he say po's name on the brige with tai lung?

Magic was not used. Those "mystical" scenes were because of the use of Qi

9:18 gives sin for having too much kung fu *in a movie about kung fu*

It also bothered the hell out of me that they were all eating PLAIN noodles!!

Everything wrong with Warm Bodies? Maybe? No? Okay..

9:23 When Cinemasins uploaded a video in 2016 but it contains a 2019 meme that has become a meme

Okay, I’d take away some sins for that whole Tai Lung Escape scene and the Bridge Fight because they were pretty badass and surprisingly well-choreographed

I have the Wilhelm scream as my phones notification sound, 7:28 really confused me xD

"Three cheers for Jackie Chan fourth line!" Hahahaha XD

Tai Lung is a Snow leopard

3:38 Both actually. They got dropped out of a helicopter that doesn't have wings, but jumps 400 feet in the air. Its a scene to pad the run time of the candle lighting and ninja star sticking movie.

"No one seems the slightest bit concerned that Crane's neck is visibly broken" I died XD

"We should hang out." "Tigress, you've got to try this." "He's too fast... Sorry, Pop!" "Come, little one. Let's find your mama." 8:21 Jackie Chan said at least four complete sentences. *ding*

9:06 I laughed so hard that I almost passed out

10:09 how tf is it a sin that the pool of sacred tears is the same name as his band??

You missed a sin, when the rhinos accidentally shoot the shackel on Tai Long's arm and his arm is freed, he should have been dragged off of the pillar by the giant boulder chained to his OTHER arm, since the two boulders were the only thing keeping him down and balanced

Considering Po kills Tai Lung, seems like this movie teaches kids its best to execute your enemies.

11:13 actually Mantis having Superman levels of strength is pretty consistent through all 3 movies.

Ugh, thank you Cinema Sins because yeah, after you saying that I will never hear anything else except "Look away, Look away Dixie Land" so, thank you Cinema Sins for that. Hahaha but no, seriously, great video.

Plz do everything wrong with cloudy and a chance of meatballs 1&2 plz

It wasn't until the third movie that I realized Oogway actually had a strategy when he kept pointing at Po.. He noticed Po was trying to dodge being pointed at by his finger, and was doing well at it, and then he started testing his reflexes and was impressed.. Makes a lot more sense now..

the fact that here Po's dad sais that he once wanted to make tofu but was a silly dream..but in Kung Fu Panda 2 he îs making tofu..he has a small line like "why didn.t You said You are coming? I would have made sticky tofu"..or Something like that...meaning Po inspired him to follow his dreams...warms my heart for some reason..and I do looove the discret way they put that in the movie

9:28 You know, when you say it like that, it really sounds like he’s just getting the hell out of here after having be a random alhzaimer dude the whole movie.

the energy thing is actually not magic but real because there IS a technique (respectively, a whole martial art) called "dim mak" that relies on hitting nerve points in a way that the opponent is either hurt, paralysed (if only for a short term) or killed. (it's also the technique ty lee from ATLA (avatar: the last airbender) uses.) so, that would work. and since it requires a LOT of knowledge about the system of the body and how it is built and THEN learning how to exactly hit the spots (which I'm sure takes a long time of training and exercise) it is also logic that only masters (which Tai Lung is, seeing how he was trained and that he had a natural gift) are able to use this in a fight.

Throughout the whole movie Jackie Chan has about 5 lines and says exactly 32 words. I kept track.

Po: "has" the noodle dream dus condemning him to a life of noodling Me who had I dream I was fursuiting: crap

2020 version : Everybody was Kung Flu Flyiiingg,they had sneezes like lightning (doo doo doo ...)

I want to know who else googled "Does China have rhinos".

I know CinemaSins nitpicks a lot to begin with, but I found they nitpicked a lot more for this one than usual. I guess that's what they have to do in order to have a decent number of sins for an awesome movie.

The Invisible trident apparently doesn’t have a shadow (sin)

"Unlocking an iphone?!" Fuuuuckk i love this channel bro 😂

Adding a sin. Ninjas are from japan. ninja stars are Japanese.

8:55 Pro tip: you can tOtAllY make someone faint by tapping their chest like you are unlocking an iPhone. Totally legit life hack for iPhone users lolXD!!1!

6:40 Tai Lung isn’t a tiger he’s a snow leopard.

I watched a satisfying video of Master oogway blowing out candles for 1 hour