Everything Wrong With Lightyear In 23 Minutes Or Less 

Maybe to Andy this was live action

@@animebrat76 whoa that’s a good point

@@animebrat76 Except that the in universe opening says it was made by Pixar Animation.

I could live with that easy. The convoluted story, complete lack of character development, and superficial lazy villain are much bigger deal-breakers

Indeed, they could have dogged on star wars and star trek a LOT. You know I would have if I was in charge.

I agree with them lol. The one redeeming quality this movie had was that they didn't go for a cheezy "Buzz goes back in time and fixes everything" ending. I'm at least happy with what ending they chose for it, even if there were many problems throughout it.

Let's not forget that aside from Buzz and his friend, most of them weren't supposed to be Space Rangers, and they all weren't supposed to be citizens. They were still many light years away from home when Buzz detoured them and then marooned them, so they had to stay and make the best of it. Most of what the town was/is is set up around survival for getting back home, whereas home probably has more comforts and luxury qualities like entertainment, homes instead of apartments in the hab, etc. They likely weren't qualified or equipped for what was suddenly thrust upon them.

I felt the same. I despise plots that run on stupidity. I quit halfway through the film.

Dang, even the *kids* hated it?

Kind of like the collective IQ level in Prometheus. I see a trend.

He didn't. He got a buzz lightyear inspired from a TV show. Buzz lightyear defender of the universe. This movie is not a movie He watched; it could've been but maybe it's a movie that's a reboot to buzz lightyear defender of the universe. Reboots suck ass so much, they never get anything right. TV shows an cartoons yeah that makes sense. Bullshit reboot movies no. This is a movie in our world, a movie about the real buzz lightyear in Pixars world outside of earth, not a movie within a movie that doesn't make sense. I have a great suggestion response to this, in pixars world with the humans this takes place sometime during the domination death of supers after BNL is just starting, they send star command to space to explore further extraterrestrial uncharted planets to look to inhabit them, when they get stuck on the planet for 62 yrs since buzz fails 14 times the test to get the stable crystallic fusion formula. Buy n large has been busy consuming the world, even going as far to create make believe shows n video games off false tellings of star commands mission to space, they create a buzz lightyear show and convince Andy to want a buzz for his birthday. The show Andy watches is not what happened to buzz. Buzz went fast into the future, he met an alternate reality dark it consumed himself in that version of his world, the zurg suit, ship, robots and the turnip inspired engine room that was Shelby c forthrights personal citadel ship straight the ceo president of buy n large. The Co axiom ships have the main population on earth aboard them. The zurg ship became a slaughter house ship because buy n large is not a good corporate business it's evil. The ceo is zurg. The real emperor zurg. But that doesn't explain why there's a zurg toy in 1997 with a cape, it's because there's different versions of zurg. The zurg from buzz lightyear defender of the universe show cartoon is not the same design as the zurg in toy story 2, that zurg is from the spinoff game attack on zurg. The one from the show is rarely ever seen after the alternate opening of toy story 1 ever again. He did have a toy then, why wasn't it in the movie? You're asking a question that's irrelevant. Zurg from that show sold out, buzz from that show sold out, because of consumer meets deadline demand in marketing. Ofcourse if a show does well and success it gets bigger n merchandise Gets made, but when spinoffs happen merchandise can get a little shaky at times. Why the stock is still full with all the same buzz lightyears with utility belts because 95 buzz is common to meet demand than later additional strategies to the market crisis when there's little less availability stock of buzz lightyear and zurg toys in the market. The company buy n large and waka waka toys made these for children's entertainment purposes and for devilish greed and consummation. They lied about the real happenings of buzz and his team, they stirred up lies to fool children into believing he's a super hero when the guy could've died at any point in the events of those tests. That's what they do. They lie n manipulate. And that's where it leads to wall e. Evil buzz isn't the enemy it's buy n large he was trying to stop buy n large because star command wouldn't lift a finger to leave, they were on the same side both star command and buy n large. That's why evil buzz fled and went insane becoming zurg because he wanted to travel back in time to stop buy n large from dominating the supers, the real supers. The ones syndrome, Evelyn deavor and Winsted deavor planned out to eliminate since incredibles 1 and 2. They don't care if people's perception or if politicians declare restoration to the nation supers agency is restored or not, all they cared about was control and manipulate. Syndrome was going to be a world dominator and emperor if the incredibles hadn't succeeded in foiling his plan. But if buzz did travel back in time and stopped the company from arising wall e and the buzz show would've never happened. Everything would have altered n reality in Pixar would be different. Than we see it.

@@Knightrogue24. BITCH what the FUCK you wrote a novel in the comments

@@Knightrogue24. mucho texto

I think it would've been cool if, at the start, they said something along the lines of: "In 1995, Andy got a Buzz Lightyear action figure for his 7th Birthday. A toy that was based off his favourite film. To show our love for the character, we have decided to reboot the franchise, restoring it to it's former glory. And for Andy...This goes out to you, space ranger." ...That said, this wouldn't BE restoring the franchise to it's "former glory"...

That was my thought as well. This is the reboot of the series that Andy grew up with.

Right 😆 🤣, also needs a Secondary Bonus Round for everytime Buzz name is mentioned

Bro is it just me but like the video was uploaded 2 minutes ago but you commented 9 HOURS ago-

@@KB_Skykid They most likely joined their channel as a member

Now I have to watch the bonus round.

@@KB_Skykid Patreon is a magical place, you should join in 😅

The fact that they didn't slap them all one after the other so you weren't sure if there would be another, but you really expected there be one also really helped.

I really liked the part where the Buzz Lightyear movie for little kids has his best friend die of old age while he stubbornly condemns himself to a living nightmare

@@MegaZeta Lightyear has a PG rating, meaning kids aged 8 to 13 should watch with a parent. And it is never shown or mentioned that she dies, it is implied. If your kids saw that and knew she died, they probably learned about death and what was happening from elsewhere already. And similarly, if your 8 to 13 year old watched what happened on screen and was able to determine that Buzz was being stubborn instead of being focused on his mission (which is how it was being portrayed in the movie) then your children have some advanced thinking skills that somebody who is older with experience in reading between the lines might have. Also, they have recommended minimum ages for movies, doesn't mean that the youngest is the target audience. Most people who would be interested in this movie likely would need to have seen Toy Story first, and that movie is nearly 30 years old.

@MrBattlecharge No

Bonus round and outtakes fucking killed me. I'M DEAD!!!

I almost checked my stomach acid.

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I haven't seen the series, but just looking at the poster I can tell it has distinct looking aliens instead of a bunch of boring humans.

THANK YOU! SOME ONE ELSE ACTUALLY REMEMBERS IT!

Yeah I watched the movie as a kid and the TV show and thought the same thing

So that was real. I haven't heard it even mentioned in like, well, 15 years, and was half convinced the random flashes of animation I have in my head was my brain making shit up

I wish we could've seen Mirror Nova, XR & Booster, This movie would've been better if it was based on the cartoon series

Star wars reference and joke

Just saying you also have to remember the toys never saw the actual movie so how are they supposed to know.

@@thatgamingbear0107 True true but but remember buzz is into his character in toy story 1and zurg should be in his character in toy story 2 then how HOW!!

Future Buzz didn't build the bots or the ship, he just found it and took it for himself. The real Zurg is still out there somewhere...

"You fucked your mom, buzz" *"NOOOOOOOO"*

I think we’re meant to imply that everyone ended up happier on the planet and eventually settled hence why they straight up built a community for themselves

Well, if they did leave any family behind, they've been dead for centuries. The onion flew at hyperspeed for a time long enough to require hyperspeed for the people ON the ship. Let's be generous and assume 2 minutes of flight means 1 year and that the onion is just a short month into their journey. That would mean the events of the movie take place 22320 years after they left their home planet.

I’m wondering where the hell is Star Command in all of this, like did no one there send a rescue party or anything to see what the hell is going on with the colony ship after losing contact for literal decades?

Dont think anyone care about their home planet, because they already stranded on this planet for so long.

Agreed. Star Command is superior to this in every way

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Oooh, I didn't see that one coming. Wait for it...

2 sin removals for this masterful foreshadowing

Ah so they were setting it up for this one! Bravo Vince!

There jokes then there is funny jokes like this

Yep. I just remember the commercial for Buzz Lightyear that we saw in the first Toy Story (the one with all the monster truck “Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!” energy) and there is no way this movie led to those toys. I buy it as a current-year remake of the better, more fun movie that got Andy excited for Buzz Lightyear in the first place, but not as the original.

They should've did that. It reminds me of the Lost In Space film.

I wish that too, but of course they went with time travel.

The father thing is still stupid and was always a gosh dang joke.

Apparently they did try to make him Buzz’s father but it just didn’t work, of course evil future Buzz also didn’t work and honestly I think a better way they could’ve done it is to just have the mission at the begging be the last remnants of humanity escaping from a Zurg invasion that occurred on Earth and just making him an evil alien or AI that went haywire. Still could’ve done the time travel thing and had it that Buzz is so adamant about getting them off the planet due to PTSD and a fear that if they stay in one place for too long Zurg will find them

@@thejestor9378 so your saying Darth Vader is stupid

But then why does everyone (seemingly) want to let it phase into oblivion?

Where can i watch that?

When was it released?

I think it was August 8, 2000.

@@TheZero1312 Because 20 years is plenty of time for an entire generation that has gradually been spoon fed woke ideology to be fed even more of said woke ideology by warping yet ANOTHER old piece of work to "fit" into the "modern standards" of today that are "inclusive and diverse". Which are literally anything but inclusive and fundamentally dead set against diverse beliefs and freedom of thought. Or, God forbid, simple criticism.

If you can believe a kid would watch this movie that is, even my nephew fell asleep and he'd watch coco melon vids for hours.

Button pushing in this film is the equivilant of Mr Spock saying Fascinating Robin in TV series Batman saying Holy (insert word here) Holgrams in Star Wars films Jump scares in Alien Preadator Films........................

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123, to be exact

The future being all push button is well established in 'The Jetsons'. George, coming home from work: _"Jane! You wouldn't believe the day I had. I had to push the button 4 times!"_ Jane: _"Oh, you poor dear! You must be worn out. Why don't you go relax and I'll have Rosie bring you a treat."_

I actually like the parts where they push the buttons. They're shiny and satisfying. Doesn't fix the movie but it's like bubble wrap for nerds

Agreed. And the little Easter egg of audio at 6:26 when saying "even though" was awesome

You heard people wishing they had walked out, no one was really doing that tho.

@@stackflow343 true. Still the scene is still bullshit

So far the director of Kong has Jeremy living rent free in his head, the director sinned his sin video and explained why is why

@@e.enriquez4589 Ahhh. I remember that whole debacle. Lol

Him and Ryan George, the terrible twosome of pointing how how shitty your movie is

That's a sin for just now realizing it, and another sin for just now commenting this even if you didnt just realise this, and ne more sin for making me explain why this is a sin. This sin is dedicated to cinemasin's style of sinning :)

Maybe five years ago, but I doubt they care anymore.

Sox had like 40 years to evolve and figure it out

That was my EXACT problem with this film too! If you could make AI to do it, why risk Buzz to go through time like that. He could’ve spent another 40 yrs back on that planet

It make zero sense to only have Sox do fuel simulations, also with proper coordination they could have greatly reduced the time it takes to find the needed result. Also I have major issues with the general mission planning that did allow for back up crystals or backup materials to make a crystal, powering a main colony craft with a fuel source that is so hard to make/only have one of. If they prove that they can create a precise fuel mixture, how do they not have this already in their database or have a person on their crew that knows/specializes in making this fuel? Basically there is almost no reason that they need to rediscover crystal fuel.

Common sci fi sin

And replacing Tim Allen with Chris evans

@@joshholland8564 That should be at least an extra sin or more.

It's the as wanting to be a surgeon when one is scared of blood. I don't see a sin there.

It's like when someone dreams of being a pilot but aw shucks doncha know it Billy, he's afraid of heights! Drama! Hijinks! Emotions! Yea it's a tired cliche they shoulda sinned it.

"No, Buzz, I am your father" "NOoooOooOO!!!" Beautiful reference XDD

Yes, I remember that very blatant Star Wars joke.

Yeah seems like it would have been a better twist then fucking time travel

@@shadeslayer8631 yeah and the fight scenes between zurg and buzz would be more emotional because it's father vs son

*Alternate scene* Zurg: “You and I are the same Buzz” Buzz: “We were never the same, you killed my father!” Zurg: “No Buzz, I killed OUR father!” Buzz: “NOOOO!”

Yeah I felt the same way lol I love this channel tho

Literal youtube perfection!

also, the last outtake is the one I was hoping for, and I've love it

Link to the Clip :- They finally released this ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-QbHAaWyFCz4.html .

I'm glad you pointed that out. It really bugged me. For four years to elapse at the launch and return point, the ship would need a round trip of at least four light years (more, as the speed travelled was less than that of light), even though the occupant(s) would have experienced a much shorter passage of time.

It could’ve worked but only if Buzz was going like 0.99999999c, not 0.8. The time dilation isn’t linear.

So true. I loved that series as a little kid and this… was not that.

Cause it wasn’t meant to be?

@@ShadowBox112 that and John lasseter hates that show.

There's a whole other cartoon?! Nice, I wanna see that!

@@phoenixdzk have fun finding it.

Few ways?

@@PapesAgain Honest Trailers

just pirate

You kids are too poor to afford anything ever since endgame lol

I use Pitch Meetings

/whoosh???

All the rants freaking out about Hawthorne's family were made by people mentally TRAPPED in '95, so I'd say it checks out.

@@ethanrose9682 they don't have the tech to repair there ship but have the tech to allow to women to have kids. BULLSHIT on that alone

We saw the chaos it caused this year. I’m sure it would have been much worse.

@@asudom172 They'd have to burn the shelves of toys down.

how did a lesbian couple have a kid lol

John lasseter hates that cartoon he won't allow it to see the light of day ever again, why do you think they haven't made Blu rays and DVDs for it yet?

I barely remember that show, they should've had this movie be based on that.

@@calebproductions1264 did you not read my reply?

@@videon6134 why though?

@@matt6872 Obviously becuse the guy's an idiot who's alergic to money.

They didn't even get to "Good night Ned" from 3 Amigos, it could be its own entire video!

Agreed

@@spritemon98 agreed

It doesn’t help we’re on such a boring ass planet. Like if you’re going to get these people stuck in one location at least make it interesting. The only thing alien about this place is the moving plants and giant bugs.

@@brandonlyon730 The moving plants would have been interesting if they focused on exploring that, but instead it becomes a joke they forget about not even a quarter of the way through

​@@brandonlyon730they were on the planet for 40 years and don't seem to know anything about it

Besides being lightyears better then this one (he, he, he) it is also more believable that a very lighthearted cartoon with a space ranger fighting an evil robotlike emperor would have been a movie Andy could have watched and fell in love with Buzz Lightyear^^

Chris Evans even joked with James Brolin at the premiere, apologizing for beating up his son. Lol

Who he defeats with a button press, a BUILT IN FEATURE OF THE SHIP!!! Ohh yeah then the film fucks the previous films for good measure. Typical Pixar, have exploded and imploded again a bit like Buzz Lightyears alternative Timeline. And like the alternative timeline, it was absolutely contrived and stupid. 😸 Personally I would have liked to see Buzz murder himself/his alternative future dad BY HAND. Yknow like he did with the bugs.

Don't forget when he was in that ship that was falling with style during re-entry. It was at that moment that Cap became the Human Torch again.

You need to check what the word: literally means.

Only good from the original Buzz.

That's from the other movie!!!

@@whatduck943 yeah yeah yeah!

Yes but I am also unreasonably angry that there's finally a movie that brings up the horror of pushing the speed of light and missing out on what should have been your life, and they didn't do anything with it

If it was the 80s, this would have been a rated R movie and afte rthe movie came out it spun of a kid TV show and toys for kids cause, that made sense for some reason in the 80s.

@@AlphasnowbordergirlI don’t care what this movie says at the beginning. This movie spawned the Buzz Lightyear of Star Command cartoon show, and THAT is where the toy line and Andy’s awareness came from. This film is supposed to be a hard hitting live action sci-fi thriller in Andy’s world, not something a parent would take their kid to see.

Wow. It really is.

Bro I would've been bummed out if she didn't give me the toy I liked.

And it’s a thousand times better 😊

That wasn’t an origin story….I don’t think you know what origin story means.

@@MikeP828 neither is this movie

@@matt6872 it was never marketed as an origin story