Everything Wrong With Mary Poppins Returns 

You forgot Mary Poppins vs Nanny McFee

Luke Fellows love it!!!

Lmaoooo

8.The dark nanny,s defeat

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

Cpt Obvious1994 as a British human, I can agree

@@lilian7901 have you seen the sky recently. Absolutely clear. Ffucking hate it

Rae well, it’s usually dark and cloudy

@@lilian7901 I know. I actually love it tbh

Mix It Up Movies thank you

Jeez all of you are just helpless

This fandom needs to Take a Break.

Congratulations. You've made it nearly to the peak of Hamilton puns, just wait for it and I'm sure you'll get your shot when you get there. I would make another Hamilton pun one last time before I post this comment, but my name isn't Alexander Hamilton and the world is wide enough for more people to make the Hamilton puns, And now it truly sickens me to know that someone will be back to do so but then again others might suck at it which means that they won't know what we know. But in all honesty, I hope that you do burn for that pun.

@@tacobanana6538Sweet Jesus

@@tacobanana6538 you will never be satisfied

Sydney Ward can i ask why he references Hamilton?

abcd efgh the guy who plays Jack is Lin-Manuel Miranda and he wrote Hamilton and played Hamilton himself in the musical

Jack-o-lantern

And he wants to be in the room, where it happens.

He just wanted to be in the room where it happens

The bank boss was the villain Edit nvm I can’t read

@@nicholasjohnston1970 Read again. That's brainflash1's point. He means that the original did not need a villain and is calling the studio and writers lazy because they added one [from here onwards text added for clarification] in the new movie. The original did not need a villain to be good, is their point of argument, as I understood.

@@comam1351 How the hell did you interpret that from their comment? This is on THIS video, not on the OG Poppins EWW video. It wouldn't make sense for that comment to be about this film if it were here.

AJ Wat?

Okay, I think there's some serious misreading going on here. brainflash1 said "the writers were lazy enough to add a villain," NOT "the writers were too lazy to add a villain" (Nicholas Johnston seems to interpret the statement to mean that the writers were too lazy to add a villain). "The writers were lazy enough to add a villain" means "the writers DID add a villain and they did that because they were lazy," and is the exact opposite of "the writers were too lazy to add a villain." Likewise, I'm pretty sure that when CoMa M mentions "the studio and writers" adding a villain, he's talking about the new movie (even though he mentioned the original earlier in the sentence), i.e., "the original did not need a villain so the sequel shouldn't have needed a villain either, and the writers of the sequel are lazy because they added a villain to the sequel." That comment is a fair paraphrase of the OP, but AJ seems to have interpreted it as referring to the original movie even in the second half of the sentence (i.e., claiming that the studios and writers of the original were lazy because they supposedly added a villain to the original), which is why he thinks the comment makes no sense (since this isn't the place for calling the writers of the original lazy). TLDR: None of the posters is making nonsensical statements, it's all just a bunch of communication errors.

I fell on the floor laughing when he said that!

only reason I watched this movie in cinema was to see Lin and it was beautiful

Raise a glass for every Hamilton crack.

I was floored by the rap part I nearly died when the first thing I saw when the film started was a close up of Lin's face honestly

How many are there? I've never seen hamilton so, im lost to those.

Astro Wolvez there's like 2 or 3 just where he's singing lyrics from the show p.s. watch the musical/ all musicals it's/ they're great

needy galaxy WOOOOOAH what’s with the language you little shit I’m contradicting myself for humor

@@itssssstef Damn, now their comment is gone I'm dying to know what they said 😂

Turnip I have no idea what they said, but now I’m curious

dont we all

Yup Moana had a satisfied line too so LIN MANUEL MIRANDA YOU SNEAKY AMAZING SNAKE

Scaratron well he is a Slytherin I believe

Same

omg me too lol

Too bad it's the only time we'll ever get to see 2D animation in live action.

Yes agreed! It really gives it the classic vibe, 3D is overrated

Tbh i actually really like the songs.. mainly cover is not the book.

@@UN_BOXT They're not bad, but compared to the original they are, and by any standard they're forgettable

The irony being that in order to make it look like traditional 2D animation (a process that requires tech that doesn’t exist anymore) CGI and modern animation were needed to achieve it. Which means the execs were right and the “traditional” animation could have been done for a fraction of the price and you probably would have thought it was “traditional” animation.

So the neighbor-wizard was Harry Potter? 😀

@@BennyLlama39 : But Harry Potter's neighbour was a Squib.

I always thought it was odd both the banks parents were dead. But admiral boom was still alive

@@mcmillan20101 They got shot by the cannon.

Yeah, and wasn't the admiral an old man in the first movie?

Though unhelpful and snotty describes The original character from the books better than caring and sweet.

Ocfan207 watch “saving Mr Banks” to learn ab that actually. Walt changed some things and it fits the og magic. this mary poppins doesn’t even match the original AT ALL. even the accent or look or a million things don’t match so

Emily Blunt's Mary Poppins is just... Well, hate to make name puns, but... Blunt

Also in the original movie you had fast song follow by a or stern to sweet song to follow. SISTER SUFFERAGATE A BRITISH FAMILY/NANNY THE PERFECT NANNY A Spoonful of Sugar JOLLY HOLIDAY/PENGUIN DANCE SUPERCAPFRAGALISTIC STAY AWAKE I LOVE TO LAUGH A BRITISH BANK/LIFE YOU LEAD FEED THE BIRD TOPPINS CHIM CHIM CHERRIE STEP IN TIME THE LIFE I LEAD /SPOONFUL OF SUGAR LETS GO FLY THE KITE

I felt like the original balanced her arrogance with her smirks and you really felt her sweetness. In this one I just felt like she was a self centered jerk

Uh... wrong video?

@@dogman15 nah, you don't get the reference

@@FedeSandford I do get the reference that the comment is currently making. RaYmOnDrOiD's original comment was quoting from "How it Should Have Ended"'s latest video, specifically the part about Thor smashing into the Guardians' ship. Then he edited his comment and made me look like a fool.

i just laughed my ass off

😂😂

But Hillary lost Andy.

That's the joke

Yugely realistic. Yuuuuuge.

@@Laceykat66 HAHAHAHAHA, you have no idea how that is to an Arkansan...

Ignited Springtrap f in the chat for Yando, idk how to spell his name

10/10 Take a cookie 🍪

Yando 😂

🤣👌🤣😊🙂😁😐😑😭

You are our true savior

I really hope you weren't peeing while you laughed. I've heard that can have disastrous concequences, especially for guys XD

James and the Giant Peach, James fell in the dark background, then survived to land on the Top of the Empire State Builing.

You must love you

@@savannahwestover2538 ?

@@sammich908 It’s another line from Wreck it Ralph. The Zombie says it

@@savannahwestover2538 oh

And still do.

I was looking for this comment! Thanks

And evolves with time, and I forget people that aren’t from England don’t know certain things like ‘butchers’ or ‘Hampsteads’ 😂

Well, the Leerie Speak was a riff on Cockney Rhyming Slang, but most of it was made up and not the actual phrases used in CRS

Sri R thats a fuckin lie

@@THIRTEENTH13TH ha got em

SAME

Hey I started a 8 bit animated adventure series called “Fun & Games” filled with pop culture references and funny sound effects GO CHECK IT OUT!ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-0o5UpydQVVk.html

@@stopshootfilms4196 No

Who cares soon it's gonna be Arabic 😂💂🗡️🧕😈

@@889Pammov No it isn't

sigh.

@@889Pammov what the fuck-

@@889Pammovif nothing else, it would be an improvement on your trite, emoji-reliant bullshit.

*cues Sweeney Todd* No, there's no place like London~

Brits don't have a sense of humor, they have a sense of humour!

I saw it more as a reflection of the characters optimism and positivity

@@lalalalaaAa123 So did I.

Yeah it’s a joke. London air was like that back then

CinemaSins...

Should we tell him, or....

@@jamestowns653 He never listens, and the fans attack people who don't like CinemaSins.

wait i thought it was like a donald trump roast or something... wait what

@@ccateni28 You got that right...I've noticed that too.

Ali R YOU WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED

Ali R I will never be satisfied! More Hamilton

Pls these references are non stop pls I’m helpless

Wait, what did i miss, are Hamilton puns on your side? I think the world is wide enough for more Hamilton puns. Ok all stop, but one last time, and if you dont know,now you know, you’ll be back (and trust me i will never be satisfied, you will never be satisfied).

Good thing you didn’t have to Wait For It for too long

Ninjamulc Marty Poppins Returns is actually a title for one of the original books published! So the title for the movie is justified

I totally agree. Even though it was the title of the book, still sounds like a horror title. Lmao

@@MWM_YT didn't know that but thanks

that's exactly what i said when i first heard the title

Put “Scary Poppins” into the RU-vid search bar. You’re welcome.

Actually she wanted to do Aquaman

@@tolulope2232 Who doesn't want to do Aquaman?

@@D-Roo A lot of women want to do Aquaman....and a lot of men as well. Oh....you mean "play Aquaman on screen". Well, this is....awkward.

@@technewsfortechnoobs no, I mean fornicate.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was her giving a polite excuse. Dick Van Dyke showing up was proof that spotlight-stealing really wasn't a problem. Given that she's British, I have a hard time imagining that she was OK with the betrayal of P.L. Travers this film represents.

Who doesn't know Hamilton? lol

I didn't know Hamilton until just over a month ago, lol.

Wait, what did i miss, are Hamilton puns on your side? I think the world is wide enough for more Hamilton puns. Ok all stop, but one last time, and if you dont know,now you know, you’ll be back (and trust me i will never be satisfied, you will never be satisfied).

@@AmericanIdolz2011 I still don't know Hamilton. Never bothered to see it. It was too overhyped and it lost its appeal.

Turnip I thought the same way when I first heard about the musical, but then I saw it “illegally” and in animated form and fell in love with it. I’ll leave u the link to the animated version m.ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-MwqkmfFJ6LU.html Hopefully you’re tempted enough to find out what you missed 😉

*____* thank goodness I wasn’t the only one who thought so too

Yes, I noted too

*____* I didn't even watch this movie. But I knew Lin-Manuel Miranda is in it. And Cinemasins is always making references lol

*____* yes they are

I haven’t seen Hamilton is it good

Maddi Willis me neither

I just saw Hamilton in San Francisco on tuesday! Best day of my life!!!

@@doodlebug8533 omg I'm so jealous :o At least you could see it in English. I'm from Germany and the only chance I'll get to see it is when it comes to Hamburg...in fucking german!? Why ? Just WHY? German rap sucks.

same 😔

Celeste Fuchs Wait... HAMILTON WILL BE IN HAMBURG??? I‘m from Austria I would give almost everything I own to see Hamilton. (But in english. And it would be fantastic if it was with the original cast.)

What about Rent?le mis?

TheFandomMaster27 69 au contraire, look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t sin “say no to this”

@@_Gecko The mere existence of that song is a big boy sin

Gecko no!!! I love that one!!! (I’d MAYBE sin hurricane, but that’s it.)

Sandra Gates // i don’t think she means the song itself, because it’s amazing. i think she means the context. i mean, c’MON. WHO ISNT SATISFIED WITH A WOMAN LIKE ELIZA. jesus ham...

I dont get it

@@hipstergod The old woman at the end of the movie was Angela Lansbury. She got famous for a TV Show Series back in the 80's(?) Called "Murder, She Wrote"

When he should have said "Ah, Sudden Bedknobs and Broomsticks"

@@matttmcswiggen7996 I honestly think your right. The second I saw her in the movie at the end, my first thought was, "Oh, this will be Julie Andrews" and it was Angela Lansbury. The way Mary Poppins nods to her, and winks, etc in the movie, makes me feel like it was supposed to be Julie Andrews. But like the other comment said, it could just be a nod to Bednobs and Broomsticks, the other Mary Poppins-esque character created.

This was supposed to be for Julie Andrews but she felt a cameo in the movie would take away from the lead's performance. Having Angela Landsbury be there at the end just ensures murder is afoot. The last town she lived in had a population of 700, and at least one murder every week - which she would frame another town resident with evidence, and then "solve" the murder she committed. She killed weekly and her getting away with it each time just fed her bloodlust.

Comment does not contain a lap dance *DING*

🤣🤣🤣

Nice

Germany near World War 2 says hello as well.

Because 10 seconds above too long .

Or any music. I've seen C sharp major maybe once outside of scale studies

And the following sin - there's no such thing (conventionally) as D flat minor but C sharp minor does exist, so if Mary had said 'C sharp', she *would* have had to have said 'major'.

Besides, it’s just more conventional. It’s much easier to deal with five flats than with seven sharps

I was looking for this comment omg

it's just easier... 7 sharps is just harder to think about

Tell me about it!!! this video is filled with absurd sins especially on certain things that the movie explains and yet these guys sin it anyway!! @th3birdman is gonna have a field day with this ;-)

Dan Steinbok en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhyming_slang

I don't think that makes it better.

Um. No. Cockney rhyming slang was definitely the inspiration and it would have been way cooler if they had used that. But they are not the same thing.

@@dunilajayasuriya7631 that's because Cinemasins is just taking the piss. You're not supposed to take them seriously. It's mostly tongue-in-cheek. They did a sin video of themselves.

No :-)

That IS the joke afterall.

key word here is obvious, and your wrong

@@rileyracies8624 you're* and who is wrong? Context is key!

@@jaarlask Vulpine was the one I was reffering to

The Missing Link it should have been the case with the emoji movie.

Dazzling_Cat 286 Yeah

Perhaps on April fools day next year. -Shawn

That should have been what they did for twilight lol

Shawn Noyes yep

Was sarcasm. *Ding*

There were a ton of people in the comments talking about the music, and all I could think about was his early London comment.

It's not going to exist much longer 💂🗡️🕌🧕😈

@@889Pammov survived vikings, the industrial revolution and the blitz. Pretty sure it can survive narrow minded racist idiots like you.

Pamela Haskell Hopefully the weirdo bigots don't last much longer, that is for damn sure killing our country.

This reminds me of that thing, "everyone's scared of America because they're so big, but everyone's scared of England because they're so *old*"😂😂😂

Mind blown. I missed that.

Ssilevos Quahh I love these videos, and the before mentioned movie franchises...but, I dont get it. Can you please explain? I’d hate to miss out..

Where were you in the middle of 2015...? The musical is pretty much everywhere.

@@insertnamehere2417 we have a life to take care of, pleases just tell us what Hamilton is because I've been seeing it everywhere recently

@@talalmunir25 A musical with 46 songs in the official soundtrack written by Lin Manuel Miranda. The only reason it's popular again is because someone legally taped it in 2016. It's supposed to become a movie next year.

@@insertnamehere2417 how do you sit through 46 songs?

Mary Poppins is great however this perverted cosplar is unliked and unwanted!

Had ya in the first half ngl

She is particularly good every second Tuesday.

@Andromeda Vieira Naw, it was an entertaining movie.

Why

He could give my dad some pointers.

He’s ninety three he’s seen some serious crap

Gnomematic Tragic XXX smebulock

You mean the really popular and award winning Broadway musical? Not that surprising tbh

Yeah. He did that on the first "Everything wrong with: Mary Poppins"

I applaud

Who doesn't...? It isn't exactly obscure

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Tyler Perry's Madea Poppins.

Heck, I'd settle for a different family!

She's going after Grindlewald in the 3rd Fantastic Beasts movie. The first one was in America, the second in France, so logically I've concluded that the third would be in Kenya.

I for one would much rather play with 5 flats than 7 sharps!

Glad somebody said it haha

Depends on the instrumentation actually. String players and some vocalists and woodwinds often prefer reading sharps than flats, even if it is two more sharps than flats.

@@bnguyen7692 7? Certainly not the "more common" key. You wouldn't ever see "Nocturne in C#"

Yes okay thank you I was looking for this comment

Pretty sure that was a jab at Trump and thus a joke.

Damn it, you stole what i was gonna say... Ah screw it

22hrs ago wtf

Dafuq? This video was uploaded 8 minutes ago.

How tf did you post this comment almost 22 hours ago and this has only been up for 8 minutes?

I heard the new Sherry Bobbins film is good though.

"You're like Mary Poppins" "what's Mary Poppins? Is it cool?" "... Yeah. It's cool" *tear*

And doesn't have Julie Andrews (who didnt' want to compete with Emily Blunt here, even for the balloon lady, but Angela Lansbury, whose own BEDKNOBS & BROOMSTICKS,1971, is a sort of "Poppins" films, with two boy and a girl like this film, is delightful here as the baloon lady.)Actual;y Yondu is Mary Poppins.

The original WAS perfect in every way.

@@CeltycSparrow It was.

I swear to god he looks so much older with a moustache

Honestly, that song and Dick Van Dyke's cameo were the best parts!!

Wait, what did i miss, are Hamilton puns on your side? I think the world is wide enough for more Hamilton puns. Ok all stop, but one last time, and if you dont know,now you know, you’ll be back (and trust me i will never be satisfied, you will never be satisfied).

This comment you keep cutting and pasting on every comment about Hamilton is not clever or funny, much like Hamilton.

El Dorado ex machina! *ding*

He's seen some shit after the events at El Dorado lol

And learned how to talk!

@Olivia Kuntz I know? I was just responding to Brad Ng pointing out the horse here was talking and the horse in El Dorado never did, so since his adventures in El Dorado he somehow learned how to talk, so bravo him. It was a joke, lol

Just you wait.

There's a million things Jeremy hasn't done.

I'm gonna wait for it

Kaleb Tillman so stupid..but I laughed out loud anyway..

👏

Not this crap again.

HA!!

I feel like I am aging just by looking at this coment

I was thinking exactly the same thing. I have seen C-sharp major used to notate something that would otherwise have had a lot of double-flats in D-flat major, but apart from to avoid something like that, C-sharp major is very rare when, as you have pointed out, there is a simpler enharmonic alternative.

Wait, what did i miss, are Hamilton puns on your side? I think the world is wide enough for more Hamilton puns. Ok all stop, but one last time, and if you dont know,now you know, you’ll be back (and trust me i will never be satisfied, you will never be satisfied).

way to steal @rachelmurray's spotlight lol

You literally copied someone else's comment

People copy other people's comments all the time, we should already be use to this.

Caleb Montes thanks, dipshit, but the irony here is the stolen post is about stealing people’s spotlights. But hey you want to tell us how Google works now? And then act like we are the dumb ones?

he is a lucky man

There's a difference between saying something that rhymes and Cockney rhyming slang.

Shawshank has no sins it perfect...it has Morgan Freeman

Just stop asshole, I hope it never gets done just to spite you.

John Doe I plan to post about it on every sins videos from here on out just to spite you, so have fun with that. And look for your @ in my comment on every sins video from here on out.

That was when the movie lost me for good. I had really wanted to enjoy it but that was just way too out of character.

it was WAY to bawdy and ribald for a Nanny to perform with her charges in the audience, or not in the audience for that matter. it was an incredibly stupid idea and disgusted me so much it threw off the rest of the film.

Wait which scene is that? I loved the whole movie

tgguitarguy where she sang A Cover Is Not the Book

@@PavelSanchez Really??? I loved that song!