Everything Wrong With The Curse of La Llorona 

“Velma lets her kids watch Scooby Doo” Thank you for bringing this to my attention haha

Add a Sin for having La Llorona enter the people's houses Her lore says that she goes around looking for children when their out late at night without parental supervision (it's an Urban Legend ment to keep kids in doors after Dark) The setting would have made more sense if it took place during a camping trip near a river (because most of interpretations says drowned them in a river)

"MAMA, NO!!" Proceeds to get literally yeeted off screen.

"bringing a bat to a ghost fight" sounds like a taylor swift lyric

"Cool, cool. But I didn't ask you shit." - CinemaSins quote of the month.

Bro when the mirror cracked bc she looked at herself in the mirror that shit hit me man I felt that 😂

Movies: *has logos* CinemaSins: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! UNACCEPTABLE CIRCUMSTANCES!

Think we all know what’s scariest *LA CHANCLA*

*Receives Notification from CinemaSins* Me: Ah sweet, I haven't seen this movie yet.

Can we add another sin for the fact this wasn't in Mexico.

3:28 Translation: I’m gonna stay with you forever *you’re welcome*

The original story ( or at least what my oma told me) was that a Beautiful poor woman married a rich man. He gave her wonderful gifts and went on frequent business trips. She eventually had two children and loved them dearly. She started aging and while she was still beautiful, her husband cheated on her. Out of grief she wandered to a nearby river and threw her children in, they couldn’t swim and and drowned. She then saw what she did and threw herself in. She roams the world near rivers looking for her children, not other children. When she gets closer to them and sees they’re not hers, she throws them into the water out of rage. If men walk near rivers she will throw them in thinking they’re her husband. Mothers tell this story to scare children into staying away from rushing waters at night. This movie could have done so much better with the story, but failed

anyone else using cinema sins to spoil movies in order to not watch them?

The point of the legend was to keep kids from sneaking out and to avoid going by larger bodies of water

I still can't get over the fact that there was an incident where a movie theatre accidently put this movie into a projector that was suppose to be playing Detective Pikachu. It took the staff way longer than it should have to realize this. After stopping the show and rectifying the mistake the theatre had to deal with furious parents and weeping kids 😂

This movie could've been something great to be honest, for the legend of La Llorona you'd imagine a movie with more eerieness than a bunch of jump-scares. Imagine it, I mean we don't even hear that much crying from the WEEPING WOMAN X). (I see this is an old video but) Can't you imagine a setting where kids sneaking out of their houses are trying to meet together in the dead of night? As the group waits for one of em, it cuts to his/ her bike riding, only to hear crying, in the distance. Sounds pretty far, but as that friend continues their journey it begins to sound more like a scream, frantic cries that are loud enough to disorient anyone. They can't take it, it is surrounding, they close their eyes, they cover their ears! As it dissipates the young one reluctantly opens their eyes and before them... a river. Those cries, they are distant again. SEE eerie, creepy, it would put the audience along the same ride as they are forced to listen to the cries, and now the damn kid is lost. Everyone at the edge of their seats not prepared for what may happen next.

That lady ghost is 300 years old? If that's the case, you forgot to add a sin for the anachronistic wedding dress.

Yall make watching horror movies much easier And im basically watching free movies at this point

3:27 in case anyone didn't know. She says "i will keep you forever"

"It did not go well...Met my wife though" That's the most random thing to come out with while counting sins

When your Mexican grandparents can tell you in 12 minutes "la leyenda de la llorona" and be More scarier than this 2 hour movie

The kids in this movie are ridiculous! Both of the children get assaulted by a ghost, and neither of them bring it up immediately.

Wait if la llorona was just a “normal” person, then why can she do twice the stuff Valak can do. SHE CAN BEND MATTER!!

Biggest question is..how did la llorona crossed the border??

Movie: has logos Cinema Sins:*angry noises

As a Hispanic this depiction of “La llorona” is just weak.

“We later find out that the husband cheated...” Yah, that’s how the urban legend goes my guy

3:35 she said “you’re going to stay with me forever” for anyone wondering

Glad you watched this so I don't have to.

I was really hoping you would mention the unnecessary amount of lamps they had in that house. 😂

Can we add 10 sins for the fact that La Llorona was able to invade houses even though she's only known for roaming the streets at night?

also a sin : why does the security guard bust into the room? he could easily wake up someone

Does anyone else automatically mutter "roll credits!" when the title of a film is said by a character because of this channel?

Honestly just happy we got a “scene does not include a lap dance” reference after I don’t know how long

This movie is insulting to hispanics who fear this demon

Wait Velma is in yet another horror movie without the gang? sadness

The biggest sin of all was trying to make a horror movie about old Mexican folklore they've could've done a better job.

Little girl Literally had a rag doll version of the "Annabelle"

12 year old girls don't love dolls that much

9:27 "Fate of the Furious" broke the sin counter. "La Llorona" broke Jeremy

Wait. I thought La Llorona hangs around a river crying all the time and would only drown a kid if they approach her. Was I wrong?

"Doubting their commitment to Sparkle Motion." I needed that reference.

100 sins for la Llorona never crying out loud her famous phrase "ay mis hijos" (oh my kids). I was waiting for that chilling cry the whole movie smh

My mom could tell this story scarier than the movie

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold Spongebob's soul for 62 cents.

"If La Llorona was a baseball player, she'd be Chris Davis." LMAOOO 😂

Anna: MY HUSBAND'S A COP! Me: even The Lamest Avenger is more threatening than a cop, isn't it? ...

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I was thinking the whole movie "I've seen that women before." Thank you cinema sins for reminding me know she played as Velma in the Scooby Doo movie😂 As well as Daddy's home.

5:14 I like how he's just basically sinning a classic Mexican legend. Also I'm Mexican, and I listen about this legend a lot of times in my childhood, I know half of it; specially when the teacher gave us the homework of searching a Mexican legend, it was like half of the class only knew La Llorona, and I was part of that half. Also, also, an extra sin because La Llorona didn't cry " Ay, mis hijos" (Oh, my kids) as the legend says. How funny is that La Llorona in English is The Crybaby

41: In addition to not asking for any more details about how Sam fell, Anna is also accepting this explanation without question even though the injury is finger shaped burn marks around Sam's wrist. What kind of a fall does that??

I can't take this movie seriously. I keep waiting for the rest of the gang and Scooby Doo to catch La Llorona and unmask her

Another sin: The movie strays way away from the actual legend. I've always heard the tale like this; A widowed mother lives in a small house in a village with her 2 children one night both her children go missing and search parties are sent out. A few days later their bodies are found in a nearby lake and an autopsy reveals that they drowned in the lake. Overwhelmed with grief the mother kills herself and haunts the lake where her children died. She does take children to replace her own every once in a while but she never explicitly kills them. She and the child simply disappear. Also it's said she constantly wails the frase, "Hay, !mis hijos!" which means "Oh, my children!" but I didn't hear her utter anything even remotely similar during the movie. TLDR: The movie isn't like the legend.

okay so the original story (or one I was taught) was La Llorona's husband cheated on her in a fit of rage she shoved her kids away into a fast running river when she realized what she had done she threw herself in but had commited both murder and suicide.she is now stuck in a limbo looking for her kids.she will find kids after dark and drown them knowing they aren't her kids the point is to keep kids away from staying out late

You should take one more sin for haven’t the movie in Los Angeles instead of mexico🤦🏽‍♀️

This movie was so stupid, who tf makes a movie of la llorona in LA and not mexico!??? And why is it only following those kids when they are in a city full of kids? Worst movie ever. Bwt my grandpa came across her back in the 60's she was at the bottom of the river when he was at the top of a mountain and he said he could hear the loud and horrible criying. He didnt bother to find out what it was and just kept going on the path Thanks for all the likes Follow my business pages instagram.com/invasioncarpet?igshid=22pc7u15fpgg facebook.com/invasioncarpetcleaning/

*_While La Llorna murdered her own children, Miguel and Hector is just singing "Poco Loco" at the musical contest in the Afterlife._*

Im pretty sure the story of la larona goes something like if she sees kids by the river where she drowned (in MEXICO) she'd grab them and drown them. Not chase them around and such

Thank you Jeremy, for once again saving me the time of watching a potentially terrible movie only to find out that it is indeed, terrible

"If La Llorona was a baseball player, she'd be Chris Davis." Strike three, called!

Horror movie ending with a reveal that the ghost or demon is still alive clichè *Ding*

I watch this and in the cinema the person behind me dunk a popcorn on me screaming because she's scared. 😂 she look at me embarrassed but I know my priorities. I ask permission tho. I finish her dunked popcorn. 😂

“The church works with people who specialize in situations like these” Me: you mean the Winchesters?

I love the way this guy hates movies so much

The internet : Do Endgame ! Cinemasins : No , no i don't think i will

I'm pretty sure this video should be at least an hour long

The fact that he really added the 100 count for that sin had me dying xD

Watching this on 1/4 speed because an incredibly drunk sounding Jeremy makes every sin sound absofuckinglutely hilarious. 1/2 speed he just sounds stoned

La Llorona is not that scary as... *La Chancla*

The legend of La Llorona changes every single time its retold. I heard that her husband left her so she drowned the kids to get back at him. I’ve also heard that she left her kids in a river and she lost her bodies; which explains why she is seen around bodies of water. She was cursed to walk the world and find her children.

When you take a tragic story of betrayal and death, and twist it into a shitstorm of a movie for the sake of making the spirit evil, the only curse is the garbage you produce from it.

Yeah, this movie could've been so good. But the constant inconsistencies with the plot were just so agonizing to watch :I

The story that they gave in the movie is very different from the actuall tale. La llarona lived in a small town and was the prettiest girl there. Her parents wanted her to marry so that the boys would leave her alone, but she didn't have eyes for anyone at all. One day a wealthy traveler in an ornate carriage passed through town, saw her loveliness, and they got together. Less than a week later he leaves to go back home, promising to return (Eventually). And, of course, she got pregnant. She gave birth to two children, a boy and a girl, and they lived in their little town more or less happily. But She was still waiting for her prince to return. About five years later he does return, but he returns with his arms around a beautiful young woman. Outraged at him, she flew into a rage and ended up drowning her children in a river to get back at him. When he saw what she'd done, he yelled and publicly shamed her, then left with his new girl. She was disowned by her family and ostracized by the town. And she was remorseful that she had killed her children. She went insane. She drowned in the same river her children died in, and now she searches for them. She loved her kids and didn't want to hurt them, she just went momentarily crazy because her boyfriend ran off. Not saying that it was okay, just saying that she wasn't trying to drag in other peoples kids. She's looking for her own kids and gets confused because water distorts reflections. Stay away from the white spots in the water kids.

It’s an urban legend meant to keep kids from being out at night in places where there’s running bodies of water. It originates in Mexico where labor and living in open fields was once very common, so having children fall into rivers and whatnot was a real threat, especially at night. The small details in the story vary across communities, but the major elements are always the same. My parents come from a small rural town in Mexico like the one described in the story, so she’s actually still a big thing for them. My dad actually swears he’s seen her twice when he used to work as a campesino in his youth in Mexico and it makes him super mad when I tell him she’s not real. He takes it super personally, lol.

3:36 I know spanish, and La Llorona said: "You are going to be mine forever..."

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LOL Velma Lets her kids watch Scooby Doo!

3:27 "I will stay with you forever". You're welcome.

why doesn’t Velma know her ghost? thats weird

That exasperated "oh goddammit" was easily my favorite part of this whole video. And summed up my feeling about so many movies.

I solidly believe this was the worst movie of 2019 so far

I feel like this dude manages to make every horror movie not be scary anymore.

This trailer was sooooo annoying oh my god

Movie: exist CinemaSins: i see this as an absolute loss

As a mexican this movie feels like a kick in the stomach, face and balls all at the same time.

My dad made the exact same joke as 3:58 when he first saw the movie poster. Good to see we're not alone on this!

Did any of the actors even Hispanic? The main chick (aka Velma) is Italian, did they title casting call as “any dark-haired Catholic person”?

Movie: A very spooky jumpscare c:< Cinemasins: Am I a joke to u?

I'm so glad youtube channels like yours exists. I get the gist of the movie without having to subject myself to watching the movie while screaming basically the same things you are dinging it for. Seriously these movies seem frustrating to watch. Thank you for your service

At least FIVE SINS weren’t about the movie, but the legend.

1:51 The Funniest Part!😂😂😂😂 "Kriss Kross" reference is PRICELESS!!!👌

I love how you ruin every Jumpscare with a joke.

This was such a bad film I actually fell asleep in the cinema and yes I stupidly paid to watch this 🤦🏻‍♂️

Now the weeping lady cries while watching this video.

"He's ABOUT to." Great, now I've gotta get a hernia operation because of an obscure joke.

The legend has it! Whenever starting a CinemaSins video, always be beware of sins of logos

that Kriss Kross reference....LMAO LMAO LMAO...well done @cinemasins

Glad to see I'm not the only one to uses "sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion" every time I can

Does anyone else sing "La Llorona" to the tune of "My Sharona" in their head? Just me? Ok