Everything Wrong With The Da Vinci Code In 15 MInutes Or Less 

That's almost every movie! One of the 50 shades had that when the main character pulled up to the building for an interview and the parking space DIRECTLY in front was available. 😂

it does she cures the druggie she drives the car backwards like she has done that exact route a hundred times and getting through the dump truck and bus. she also has the doves that distract the killer

@@mtblack21 She also (kinda) cured Langdon's phobia with her head massage thingy.

No that's dumb, for you shall not Tempt *Thy Lord your God.....*

That would’ve been extremely silly tho as the whole point of the movie is to show that Jesus may have just been a man

Pedro Mata obrigado

Pedro Mata that's pretty interesting. thank you for teaching me this :)

thank you, I was going to say that

Não vi o teu comment e disse o mesmo lol Vou apagar o meu :) Damos um Sin ao tipo do Cinema Sins XD

Precisamente!

lexWOLFhale pretty much

Relatable

I think it's closer to "I'm an atheist, but because I was raised Catholic I was taught from a young age that I am corruptible and essentially evil, I and every other human who was ever born has failed God repeatedly despite him loving and accepting us despite said failures, our failures were forgiven before we even committed the failures in the first place, of course we haven't actually done anything to earn that forgiveness, we are just that bad and God is that good, basically guilting us with a debt that we can never repay ever, We all collectively bear the responsibility of Original Sin, humans are so bad our species murdered Jesus when he came selflessly to save us at the cost of his own life and his mother's grief, and I was taught to always feel responsibility, guilt, and shame for all of my imperfections and thought crime the church calls temptation", or for some people, their very identity. I don't believe in God or original sin or that I am saved or anything like that, but I am still glad that I learned shame, because I think being ashamed of yourself is wiser more compassionate and more reflective than being shameless which is ignorant possibly self destructive and very selfish.

😂😂😂

@@Alex-bn3ix Shamelessness is a cornerstone of the new generation, who have no interest in religion at all, even as spectators.

Him describing it makes him much more of and asshole than eating one

Well they misunderstood the reference of apple in "Rosy flesh and seeded womb" line

"Had come along."

"We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot!" Oops, wrong movie

Oh, a friend of mine is a History professor and every term one or more of his medieval history students ALWAYS ask if Jesus took part in the Crusades to liberate Jerusalem. Guess they're the same kind of people who wrote this movie's script (I detest all things conspiracy theory, thence intensely dislike this movie. This, however, is no comment on the people who like it).

tis a silly place

I don't know if we can really blame the people who wrote the script or Dan Brown himself for this. It's a work of fiction, afterall, and they are free to do whatever they want as long as the plot and the world they are creating is coherent. The problem comes with people who really think this kind of theories are real. I studied Philology and I was taught that, when analyzing a book or other works of art, the first thing to do is always to try to understand the historical context in which the book/painting... was created. It's important to know the author and, above all, to know that many of the things the authors put in their works weren't obscure for their audience (a good example is Dante. We don't know many references in Divina Commedia, but we are sure Dante knew the audience of his time understood perfectly what he meant). This means that seeing obscure symbols everywhere (in a Robert Langdon way) isn't exactly the correct way to analyze something, because often we tend to give to certain things meanings according to our context Once we had a lecture with an expert od Da Vinci's works, and he said he was sad to see people watch "L'ultima cena", see some kind of triangle somewhere and say that what Da Vinci wanted to tell was the untold story of Jesus. He said that by doing this these people missed the point. So, I don't think "The Da Vinci Code" is guilty of something. Personally I didn't like the book, but I understand its purpose. Like you, I can't stand people who see conspirancies everywhere, but I don't blame someone because he/she enjoyed a book.

Thankyou for saving me the effort of making this point.

DING

And Alfred Molina. : ( He was Doc Ock man, he's too good to be in this garbage movie.

That's OK because X-Men: Last Stand came out the same year, so I don't think he was too worried about this film tarnishing his image.

Good one!

It's not like the book is even slightly accurate, but it would definetly improve

fewer*

I'd prefer if it was. But, then it being based on the book, takes from reading it.

I would honestly still watch it

@@m.m.1301 To be fair Dan Brown does a lot of research for his books. So although the ideas are abstract, the core ideologies are real. Much like House MD; the symptoms and diseases are well exaggerated for entertainment value, but (most) diseases are real.

It’s treason then...

It's funny because for Latin America the voice actor that does Tom hanks 99% of the time makes him sound like some sort of Forrest Gump.

Doesn't work for non English speakers :(

you made me pee a little

Cast away becomes a completely different kind of movie

Woody harrelson. Woody boyd Woody allen. Woody guthrie. Woody herman. Woody hayes. Woody r woodenty Woody woodpecker. Woody disney. Woody athink

This is the most real comment I've ever read.

Its because he drinks adrenochrome!

@@Rymorin4 that wssnt a compliment dumbass, he always looked older, shove that ridiculous conspiracy theory up your ass

Ryan Morin nO

@@Rymorin4 bruh

wait i'm lost, was the albino bad, or the nun? /jk

The "last orgy" bit even better😅

For this movie it's more like """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""historical""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

@@Milamberinx some of it's correct. Partially on the Knights Templar and The Witches Hammer. But that's about all of it that I know to be accurate.

@@aumjayakishatriya2982 yeah, sort of. Accurate that those are things that existed.

@@Milamberinx and their purpose. And that the King that commissioned the Knights Templar made charges against them. Unless all I've been able to find on those are incorrect, and there are no records of what they really were for and what happened, yet you somehow know.

The trouble is that about half of it is real and the other half isn't. So then we have to figure out what fake history we just learned.

Clouseau? "That's racist"

@@Diotallevi73 uuuuuu

That's because Cinema Sins took his FACE... ... *OFF*!

Seriously, I was expecting a John Woo joke.

"sin the hell out of that pigeon" It's a church pigeon, pretty sure it doesn't have a lot of hell left in it.

I'm quite sure that was a dove? Cause religious imagery.

TsukiNaito1 Hey! You there, with the logic? Yea, knock that shit off, this is CinemaSins, logic doesn't apply here.

Oh but the story of Jesus and Mary have been around for a long time. I have books that was before The Da Vinci Code was made that talks of it. Now I agree this movie is fiction, but majority of the stuff said is true

@@devonchapman3932 Wow. Please tell me that was sarcasm. Almost nothing in the story was true.

@@colinwillis9096 nope.

Now Paris is a sh#t hole

That's not even a cliché, technically it's true. Humans can walk for a lot longer than they (or pretty much any other animal) can run.

@@that-possum-guy3209 prior to hunting tools humans used to hunt by literally running down there prey. Since most if not all animals cant sweat and mostly will die of exhaustion.

@@liquidsleepgames3661 yeah exactly- we can (if not crippled by soft living :p) also out-run basically everything. i used to wonder - before learning this - how humans ever had time to chill out & fiddle with rocks for long enough to figure out how to bang them together...

So you think the rest wasn’t?

What's the name of his movie looks way better

Just read the book

@@praisethelordgriffith8338 Yep, the book is waaaay better. Even though that is longer than the movie, I loved it so much. Because the longer it is the more scenes and awesome stuff that's happening unlike in the movie where they cut things short.

You mean Kevin Hart?

They sinned the extended edition, not the one released to cinemas. That also explains the whole '3 hours long' gripe - the actual cut is 2h20 mins

Naomi Bousson saaaaame #MandelaEffect?

Naomi Bousson oh wait, never mind, I just read that other guy's reply 😂😂

It's in the extended version.

i don’t remember the earthquake being in the book either...

😂😂😂😂😂😂

There's no blood in my wine system, etc.

Catholics can't tell the difference between reality and the delusions of bronze age goat herders.

@@barbyonabike Actually the Catholics don't really hold to the Holy Bible as it's written, they use the Catholic Bible and The Book of Mass. There are a number of differences between them and the Protestant Holy Bible and they do not give the same credence to the shepherds as the Protestants do, which is why they sanctify Mary mother of Jesus as a saint when in Protestantism the worship and sanctification of others other than Jesus is not done and viewed as something the Catholics do to maintain control of their followers.

@@ImpendingJoker Book of mass? lol what? You even capitalized it as "The Book of Mass" That doesn't exist.

"I'm against picketing, but i don't know how to show it." God, I love Mitch Hedburg.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said no. But I wanted a regular one later on..so...yes.

If I ever can come up with a way to present a picture of me when I am older, I will give you an equal share of the profits. Good call on the obvious that is not obvious to the greater population. 😎👍

Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2000 of something.

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

Some people subscribe to a channel just to dislike every video

7 minutes now and 4 dislikes

That dislike must be from someone who thinks: "No way you can fit everything that's wrong with the DaVinci code in fifteen minutes, that video should be at least three days long. Ding!"

lovelorn 15 minutes 10 dislikes

Who actually gives a rat's ass?

Ironic due to your avatar

2 buttholes!

What does Moriarty have against Steve Jobs? For anyone who may think I'm mixing things up: The IOU on an apple is from Sherlock's "The Reichenbach Fall", where Moriarty carves it into an apple he's bitten. But the apple the character used has been replaced by Apple's logo, merging 2 very different things. I'm just curious as to why Isobel has those 2 things combined.

aleix1203 omg i didn't even think hahaha xD

Isobel Eppen IS IT BECAUSE UR AN APPLE, YOU APPLE.

Dude he was born in Vinci, a small town in tuscany

Leonardo from Vinci.. I honestly don`t think anyone expect a 15 year old to know that, most adults don`t, so..

@@m.m.1301 Kaamilah is a girl`s name breh ;)

@@afrog2666 my bad

You can use Da Vinci as his last name. It was a time before last names and once they came into use many people used places for their last names. That's why people have the last name's London, France, England, and so on and so on. Da Vinci is perfectly reasonable to use as his last name.

Now that was a good movie.

Rob Mckennie yay

Too soon... :(

NinjaBunni13 too soon? who died?

Quite sexist policy actually

I was looking for this

@@portugal4everybody bring back Salazar

i thinkj the americans are a *tiny* bit obsessed with their constitution (i imagine they - yes ofc i just mean some of 'em - think they are the only people with one.) so maybe that's seen over there as the moment yr properly finished revolting?

this was always a bad meme

I guess you have never been this early before.

Beethoven With A Shotgun The last time i was this early this wasnt a bad meme is a bad meme on itself now

Just because you acknowledge it's not a good meme doesn't make it a good meme

Dominic Uccelli wow, fate reference in a non anime video

christian lopez couldn't help myself. The setup was right there.

Fight me!

She's Irisviel then?

Jedy Zichterman Exactly

it's a pitty the movies are so poor

chubkuriboh So true.

No, it's really not lol

JHowesitgoing123 how is it not?

ThatAussieGirl So true.

I have 3 balls and 7 dicks

wow you are amazing

I liked the movie more when it was called "The Last Wizard of the Century" and was attempting to cash in on the Tsarist Russia fad that followed Anastasia.

Chevaliers de Sangreal is out of this world!

-13! one for each and every apostle

Hans builds our world !

*Ding!*

Anty Party there were only 12 apostles

155 sins

+Titans Bane why does it having accurate history matter when it is a fictional story

*****​ I was just summing up what cinemasins said. No need to try and force a debate here.

Titans Bane that's 110%...

Tony Montelino 50+30+20? thats 100...genius

***** Of course his books are fiction, but he uses historical facts and twist history to fit his story. And people believe that shit. Hey, are you from Australia? How is the weather there?

He did pretend that a lot of it was accurate, but he got his information from a debunked source. Meaning he bought in to a scam, the whole thing with the secret society and ze grail if I remember correctly. Can't blame him though, he's an author not a historian, he saw an interesting story and wrote a book about it, quite good too in my humble opinion.

+ThatAussieGirl Yeah, i guess he can write whatever he wants. I mean, is not like he's a historian and teach in a college. Here we have a shity spring too, that sucks.

Actually, it's all fiction he has admitted isn't true, and you might as well accuse Tolkien of trying to sell us on Middle-Earth being prehistoric Earth as being true. This book was actually influenced largely in part by The Holy Blood and The Holy Grail, and THAT book actually tries to sell people on its content being factual. Dan Brown isn't telling us this is factual, this is just realistic fiction that people took too seriously. Don't blame the writer for writing a convincing story. You come up with a new and vague twist to religious ideals, and religious nuts will clamor to it.

The movie is not very "realistic" fiction.

salazar died before that. liberty from the dictartorship of the new state was in that date. half a sin for you too :b *ding*

chickenpermission you understood what i meant. Salazar, his regime whatever same thing different smell. a quarter sin for you PS. He died a lot sooner than i thought, thought it was around 72/73

1640 was the year of the Restauration of Independence. 1143 was the year of Independence (according with most historians). Abraço.

anty, Two against one. Reread your history book.

scrolled way too far to find this comment...

So, like, not only is the comment about settling London not even close to being like Wikipedia, it's like bullshit that your drunk uncle came up with from a conspiracy forum.

Anyway, the bad guy didn't paint it, he did, with his own blood, so he was looking down on it, not up.

Also the symbol has nothing to do with Satan, upside down or otherwise

Sai já uma revolução aqui na comment section xD

Yep!!

Nerd hero!

I think he meant democratic since it was mainly monarchy and dictatorship until 1975...

@@leprinceconstant1985 well, we now know, right Sweetheart?

Konst Saalfeld yes we are cunts who will be evil for anything

Human Interaction I know.... I am German.... Was deutsche!? NAZI! That is my life... evan thought we took over 1 Million refugees!

Konst Saalfeld American=Shocked I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING!

The Brits and Germans will forever be the villains because they're the ones that can handle it without throwing a shit fit about racism.

Folopolis Yeahh being the villain for ever is probably What happens when you start Conquer whole Continents and kill a lot of those people...

I think the Tom hanks swatstika scene will be a meme at some point, just like Shaggy.

Why would the alarm become deactivated once it was triggered already? The gate isn't down when the police are there so the police must have deactivated the alarm just like CinemaSins said.

Another triggered fanboy *ding*

@@babyfaec it's all in the novel. Believe it or not, this things are explained thoroughly in the book. Is really so hard to at least listen to the audiobook or read it? More than half the "cinematic sins" are based on the literary sins that Dan Brown wrote in his book.

Rodolfo Lomelí G yee boi the novel was the best

Woah! _No shit._

he may do one of the national treasure movies to throw us off... they are ridiculously similar

14:20

They've already done them both

Michael Duntz Christmas

It takes a sir to perform a sir.

Jonathan Moosey October 13, 1307 was, indeed, a Friday. The calendar changed September 3rd/14th, 1752, when Pope Gregory XIII introduced a new more accurate calendar to replace the Julian calendar to fix the fact that Easter was off by 11 days. If you roll back the current Gregorian calendar to October 13, 1307, then it would be Thursday.

It was a Thursday using Gregorian reckoning, which didn't exist at the time. Using the Julian calendar it was a Friday. So the people at the time would have called October 13th, a Friday (or Veneris). /outpedantingthepedant

David Romig By 1752 Gregory XIII was long dead. He published the bull "inter gravissimas" that introduced the calendar reform in 1582.

But for me.....it was Tuesday.

Ronnie Derrell Yeah. I'll be honest I haven't seen the movie, but I really like the quote.

U it is

Wow, it's almost as if the presenter didn't read the book first for reference...

@@erinlorimer7983 That's true but it's in the movie too...you wouldn't have to read the book to know that. It's a huge plot point that gets the whole story going so it isn't left out of the movie unlike other points. It's inexcusable not to know that.

Alannah xD

Also, you can not DNA test just one sample. You need two, so you can compare them and decide on the level of relatives. Do they have an original Jesus slice?

Not quite . DNA has a half-life of approx 521 years. So after 500 years, you can read approx 50% of the coding. After another 520 years, it deteriorates by another 50%. And so on, and so on

I'm not saying that the DNA wouldn't be able to be tested, I'm saying that analysis would be basically worthless after that many generations between the two

RotatingMagnetGuy I was agreeing with you

A thousand generations? In 2000 years? more like 70...

Aaaactually, not a "star" but a pentagram is one of common early Christian symbols. Yes, it was also used by pagans, but it is really an universal and simple geometrical shape so it shouldn't be a surprise. In Christian context, it has a complex numerical symbology, representing Jesus (five points, five wounds etc.). That's exactly why Satanists took it and rotated it upside down to use it as their own symbol - because they were supposed to be the negative of the Church.

Masteroftheweb if you watch the movies backwards you can see a bunch of robots building a City together xD

I'm assuming you're talking about Bayformers... cause even backwards, most of the movie takes place outside of a city.

YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH!

I'm sure they'll do it, but it's not on DVD yet is it?

it has been out on DVD since Oct 11th.

rapingurchurches Ah, fair enough. He also needs to do Deadpool and Warcraft movie and a ton of others. I am sure he will get around to it.

Wow, so many people were outraged at the comments being turned off, but haven't we as a whole had far, far more than enough of the debate over the movie's quality (or lack thereof), whether it should've been made, the casting choices, etc? These things have been discussed ad nauseam; do people really need yet another place to shit on or meekly defend the box office disappointment/bomb that was Ghostbusters (2016)?

For real...he MUST do it with the comments enabled. Screen junkies sadly chickened out on that one.

C'est tout à fait exact

it even is the symbol of my university here in mexico

Although most famous, The Da Vinci Code is Dan Browns least interesting book, probably because the film milked it too much. Read other books by Dan Brown, I find Deception Point and Digital Fortress most interesting.

Oh No I mean, that does depend where the shell hits. Side of the turret at a sharp angle? Sure. Front plate? Not so likely.

Also, Kung Fury.

that video would take longer than the average life span

Gun shots looking like lasers drives me crazy in that movie.

Could you elaborate?

@@benapeh854 "Da Vinci" is not a name. Surnames did not exist for the majority of the non-nobles at the time. Vinci is his town of origin and "da" means "from". His full name was Leonardo di Ser Piero da Vinci, meaning "Leonardo son of (knight) Piero from Vinci". Calling him "da Vinci" is like calling Lawrence of Arabia "mister of Arabia"

@@m.m.1301 Thanks for the info

In the Bible, Silas and Paul are in prison. As they sing praises to God, an earthquake happens which breaks their bonds and opens the prison doors. This is the reference.

Also, Silas is played by English actor Paul Bettany.

@@KyleVellacottFord1st Oh, thank you.

😁😁😁 “Julian Assange: Origins” (in a deep voice) ONLY ON FOX

And he also wrote Di vinci. Jeez

giorgi dvalidze it's "the Vinci"

It's actually de_vinci

The actual name is Leonardo Da Vinci. Source: I'm italian.

giorgi dvalidze Actually they have put DaVinci. They capitalised the "v"

That would be like a five second video though.

Do it for an April Fool's video then.

ForgettableNPC Does Cinemasins do April Fool's specials?

That would be more appropriate for Cinema Wins.

Thought he doesn't do comedies on principal

Yes they do. He just wasn't the son of God or had any magical powers.

Bob17 no, they don't

***** what scholars? Theologians? How do you spell "bias"?

A guy called Jesus, living in Nazareth? Well I am pretty sure scholars won't have to much trouble agreeing such a guy could have existed. Question at hand is only, what he might have done in his life.

Historians. There's a quite credible document about Jesus' execution.

I read the novel. I regret taking it seriously for a single moment.

Then that's your mistake. You weren't meant to take it seriously. It's a NOVEL.

What? The movie is waaaay better than the book, to give you an idea of how awful the book is. And don't give me that "you're not supposed to take it seriously" bullshit; it says in the very beginning of the book that it's supposed to be historical. It's an interesting concept with decent pacing. Aside from that, the writing is stilted, the character (there's only one, just given different roles) are less than one dimensional, the author is condescending, and the prose is on par with my 8th grade fan fiction.

D. John Grady no it doesn’t.

@@DJohnGrady no it doesn't you fuckwit. In the beginning they give you few facts about Opus Dei and priory of Sion and say that the depictions of art work, locations, rituals, buildings and documents are accurate. Nowhere does it claim to be historically accurate.