Everything Wrong With The Lone Ranger in 13 Minutes Or Less 

What about the blatant racism?

@@VideoKilledTheHeros what?

@@VideoKilledTheHeros its a terriblr film and for the record J.D hates it

It could have been a good movie if it didn't tried to rip off Pirates.

​You just don't know anything about history, read empire of the summer moon and realize you know nothing of the topic you speak on@@VideoKilledTheHeros

outsider238 lol same

It's one of my fav

so did I

outsider238 Gotta be my favorite movie

I always loved it

White people stay loving being racist i guess.

@@VideoKilledTheHeros cry

@@VideoKilledTheHeros There was nothing about this comment that insinuated anything about race.

Hahaha! I pissed myself laughing at this! 😂

SoTyp Me YES

At this point, I would, were I a movie director.

Puzzle Girl You sound like the type who'd start off with 5 minutes of logos, just to hear his increasingly exasperated tone of voice.

SoTyp Me Let's aim Higher: a movie that's just logos. The Disney castle has an arc form around it cast by the light of the Pixar lamp. The noise of the bouncing lamp wakes up the MGM lion, which roars loudly and proudly, scaring the man in the moon into dropping his fishing rod prematurely to start off the Dreamworks logo in the clouds. The camera pans down from the moon past the Warner Bros emblem below it and pulls out to show the paramount mountain with its stars all around. One of these stars shines brighter than any other: it turns out to be a bike light on the front of a flying bicycle being driven by a small boy with an alien in the basket. It rushes past to show the Amblin entertainment logo. Searchlights scan the sky to find the alien, these being controlled from the secret SETI base below the 20th century fox edifice. One illuminates Lucas film but finds no aliens. We pan out further to find the boy and his alien. Out to the entire world, to the universal logo. End credits

So, I feel like I should know this, I mean he's sinned so many movies for people eating apples, calling all of them assholes. But, why does eating an apple make people assholes?

Well, Tonto DID craft a healing potion courtesy of a spirit animal, so...

Is that why Tonto called him a Wendigo, the Urban Legend that was once a human that ate human flesh and slowly turned into an animal-like monster?

really?

so like red dead redemption the movie?

Some of the early radio adventures have him as a shape shifter through some (Hollywood) Indian magic so that the silver must be used. Although this origin of the silver bullet was never used in the TV show the Fonz explains it once in Happy Days.

10, well don't i look silly suggesting a few hundred thousand.

I am Moot Tiszms f*ck it, add it on. *ding*

Everything wrong with Netflix? 😂

How about a new video, written on screen "Neflix copystrikes my video" with a rolling counter just continually growing larger for 5 solid minutes to silence.

Yes

Rip

IKR!!!!!!

@@eabradley1108 not if the video in question tells how "bad" the movie is or to be more specific, how many "sins" it has

is there any chance of it coming back? I really wanted to watch that one

@@bojidarmartinov5949 I don't think Netflix understands that Jeremy overly nitpicks and is a sarcastic asshole lol. I still watched the movie though. If anything I think it would make people want to watch the movie but that's my opinion and I'm not Netflix

Jhon is Britts grand uncle, Dan Jr. Is Danial Reed, Britts dad. Also its spelled Kato not Cato.

same here lol

I had fun watching this too. Lot's of belly laughs. But there's nothing to set it apart. Nothing really original. It's all been done before. The trinity series, The wild wild west. Blazing saddles. The apple dumpling gang . The villain. There's nothing new to distinguish it. I've watched comedic episodes of bonanza and gunsmoke that used this formula first.

The criticism of The Lone Ranger are: • Johnny Depp’s casting as Tonto was very controversial at the time • Its bloated runtime (2 and a half hours of copying Pirates Of The Caribbean and very useless scenes) • It strayed very far to the original source material (straight up disrespectful) • When you think of it, what is the target audience for this? • It was one of the biggest flops of 2013 • It’s a proud “winner” of a Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel

it's a good movie, but american military fanbois don't like how their soldiers are portrayed as gold loving gangsters... Not much has changed, replace gold for oil.

Giuseppe Ianniello Johnny Depp’s casting is still quite controversial (regardless of his marriage and the modern evidence clearing him) as it would’ve been fairer to have an American Indian play the role rather than someone who claims he has some heritage of it. Nevertheless, Johnny Depp remains a funny and, in my opinion, an alright actor.

Yeh

I actually liked holes,

I loved holes

Everyone should like Holes. We all have one! Or two. Or three...

This was on autoplay and I honestly thought it was about holes when I heard that line

Derek Savage must be the new CEO of Netflix

Copyright claimius, Cloverfield Paradoxius!

Do you really think that will do any measurable amount of good? Once the movie goes public they will find some more things to nitpick. believe you me.

The Enders I mean yea, your right but still it would be fun to see what they though

True. It would be interesting, probably not fun, but interesting to see a movie directed, or edited by these guys.

I'd rather own the sins i get, maybe add a line like this: "Hey asshole, you forgot this (throws an apple)".

"there is no movie without sin"

There is so many holes in that movie! They tryed to dig deep with the storyline but it just turned out Hallow

Exactly what i said 😂😂

That's a great movie!!!

RollingxBigshot same

Yup.....disappointed. stupid Netflix. 🙄

Me 🙋‍♀️🤣

They did? I was wondering why the video hadn't been posted.

Probably just an auto algorithm but that's a fucking sad excuse that youtube likes to use so I won't believe it wasn't some cunt at netflix on the lookout for videos stealing form them

That scene with the ladder was awesome.

Pretty sure Justice League still hasn't gone yet. That deserves to go first.

SonicMegaKing DC is gay

i felt he same, both about the movie and this video

I loved the movie but I can watch this because I just tell myself. “Everything has flaws and cinema sins over analyse everything

Yeah, well... it's called talent-envy.

@@diogeneslamplit6573 Yeah because nobody can just have a different opinion on something, it's all because of envy or jealousy. If I don't like fish, and therefore don't like a chefs preparation of the dish, I must just be jealous of his cooking skills, no other possible reason.

Yeah cinema sins is completely over analyzing movie

That's what I've been thinking.

Definitely what they were going for.

Cowboys of the Caribbean: Tonto's Revenge, Part One: The Lone Ranger; in cinemas summer 2013

All that's missing is a cameo from Orlando Bloom or Keira Knightly.

How original you are! Your egg-donor must be so proud.

Lol

Probably when Aquaman movie coming out

yeah I enjoyed it aswell

I think this minority is quite large. Before sitting down I filed it under complete tosh, switched my mind off, and thoroughly enjoyed for what it truly is - escapism. It never tries to be anything other than what it is.

Me too

It was an awesome movie.

I throughly enjoy this movie every time I watch it

Do the artillery only challenge in hearts of iron 4 Maybe

I do. It also helps me decide what movies are worth watching.

i like you canal

Let the hate flows through you! Sin to win, don't worry be happy and it's better to seek out what you love than trying to love what you're doing... YOLO!!!

no

except its not bad... at all...

Yea i love its badness

I think I have seen it once maybe twice but I remember liking it, except him eating the heart, I hate those kinds of things, its gross.

Your username doesn’t check out at all!

Yeah I honestly do enjoy this film

@@ashleykendall1096 ... agreed. What a joke. 🙄

I agree. Why does copyright have to be such a dick?

Dr_Buildo because big companies like Netflix don't care about anyone only money

What’s funny is I just watched a foundflix video on Paradox the other day. Somehow he didn’t get smacked with a claim. Looks like they didn’t want their movie to be made fun of. 🤔

Lets all boycott Netflix

Laura Garcia me too

Same

I would say that's unfair. In any good story, physics and rules can bend with the telling of the tale in order for it to be fantastical and fun. If you take out the supernatural elements, it's just another day in the real world, and who wants that? And keep in mind... I really didn't want to defend The 2013 Lone Ranger.

@Planet MarsWhat you just said, is what ruins most stories, games, and movies. Because you can't believe in them anymore. The point isn't 'It's all fake, I can't make anything happen. Watch *Lightning strikes and kills the badguy, story over*. The point is to make a believable story. And while 'Luck', or 'Coincidence' can happen at just the right time to start or keep the story going. It should be a very rare thing. The only time 'Supernatural Elements' should be happening, is in Fantasy, Scifi, or supernatural setting. If a story is grounded in reality, like this movie is, it should follow reality's rules. If the Author of the story can't do that, the fault is on the Author, and doesn't change a bad story into a good story. If a story is set in reality, but can't even follow the rules of reality, it fails as a story. "In any good story, physics and rules can bend with the telling of the tale in order for it to be fantastical and fun." This is a fail of story telling to major proportions. Cause while in a cartoon it makes sense, as cartoons aren't grounded in reality most of the time, and meant to entertain children. But in Live Action Movies, and stories based on, you know, the actual story and not visual gags to make people laugh, the story has to be believable. One of the biggest reason this movie fails, is because of how unbelievable it is. There is no tension or worry about the character, if you know they can survive any kinda fall, take any kinda hit, and are always saved by a deus ex. It's a better story to see someone get shot, react realistically and recover and be effected by that shot and still win regardless. Than to see someone get shot, get up and walk it off like nothing happened, and it never effects him beyond knocking him down/out for a bit. Any rule or physics bending should be very rarely used, and very subtle. Cause if not, it just creates a plothole that ruins the story.

Dont get me wrong I do enjoy movies for what they are. Im just picking fun like cinemasins does.

@Triple TriculmiteAnd how far do you want to take that? Just cartoons? How about movies? Video games? Puzzles? the Internet? Stories? How about history books? Lets all laugh at how the Jews were rounded up and murdered by the hundreds of thousands, and it seems so unbelievable because they should have oviously been able to beat up their captives and escape, yeah? If you only ground what you see around you physically in reality, and everything fictionally is ungrounded in reality. Then how do you draw the line? Are the news you're reading ungrounded in reality? What about the newspaper? What about government law books? If you don't ground most things in reality, and just happily shut your brain off for entertainment, what if something happens nearby that is exactly like what you see on TV or in movies? Are you just going to stand there and watch someone mug someone else in the allyway, because it happens just like in the movies, and turns your brain off? "sometimes it's fun to just shut your brain off for a couple hours." It's also found you drink enough alcohol to end up dead, to take hardcore drugs, and to gamble your life away to the mob, or to throw your time away at video games. Just cause it's 'Fun' doesn't instantly mean it's a good thing. I bet a lot of criminals had fun raping and killing their victims too. Use your brain, and think more. Don't just become stupid for entertainment. Consume entertainment that actually makes you think and question things. Most of the greatest movies ever, are the ones that make you think deeper and harder. The greatest mystery films are the ones where YOU can figure out the clues along with the characters and solve the case as well. The greatest horror films are the ones most grounded in reality, where people actually act realistically and do everything the right way, and yet still lose in the end. The greatest comedy movies are the ones where the jokes are well crafted, the situations make sense, and the movie is well design to draw out laughs while making sense. Heck, comedies are the ones you expect to be the most outlandish and cartoon like to get the most laughs. But watch your most favorite comedies. I bet they are more grounded in reality than most action movies you'll watch. Because if it isn't grounded in reality, the jokes won't make as much sense anymore. "suspension of disbelief", aka 'Luck' and 'Coincidence' like I said are meant to be subtle and rarely used things. If you have to suspension of disbelief all the time, or for too long, you get taken out of the movie/show/book. Rocky wouldn't be much of a good movie, if the main character didn't train at all and just went up and one shotted the main enemy in the ring. Or even after training, if he just took the main bad guy out in 1 hit. It wouldn't be realistic. To show a movie series that fails because of "suspension of disbelief", just look at the Matrix. The first movie was the best one, because it was grounded in reality, and was believable. And at the end, when Neo was able to see the code and became a true hacker of 'Reality', he became a god. The movie ended very shortly after that, and that was that. However, they continued the story, and suspension of disbelief kicked in hardcore. Cause now, Neo wasn't a God, even tho he basically had the ability to do whatever he wanted in the Matrix. Whats more, he could even't effect machines outside of the Matrix as well. Whats more, where they had a User log into a system, they had an AI able to log out of the system and become a user who was connecting to the system. Which even suspension of disbelief doesn't cover. Matrix 2 and 3 failed hard as movies, and are liked by no one at all, because of suspension of disbelief. Where you're meant to believe things that just don't make sense at all, all the time, and told repeatedly to suspension of disbelief, even in the 'IRL Reality' parts of the movie. suspension of disbelief is a useful tool to be used sparingly, not a clutch get out of plotholes device. If you have to force your readers/viewers to use suspension of disbelief, it means you failed. Especially if it's to cover up a plothole. such at where in Terminator 2, they destroy Cyberdyne and original arm that created the apocolypse. Only for in Terminator 3, they find something new left behind in Terminator 2, and create a new company, under a new name, that is very simular to the old name, and does the EXACT SAME THING, and created the EXACT SAME FUTURE, with the EXACT SAME EVIL ROBOT AI, that wiped out the world THE EXACT SAME WAY. suspension of disbelief is a tool, use it well, but don't rely on it, or you fail as a writer.

@@Jirodyne You do know this is being told by an unreliable narrator, right? They literally say so in the video, HELL, A GUY WAS PRETTY MUCH BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE, dont forget Tanto also believes in Wendigos, and the fact that the bad guy on the train shot 20 bullets each with six shooters without reloading. This movie wasnt meant to be grounded in reality, it was meant to be a fantastical tale for the fun of it. And now that I think of it that way, the movie got slightly better...

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Vsauce, puppet here

@@Kurai0 he already did it

Vsauce Puppet ... or did you? *vsauce music plays*

Thats how forgettable it is.

Definitely a sin, unexplained phasing horse, LOL.

You and me both!

Same. It had many problems, and it was far from being a classic in my opinion, but I still enjoyed it

Scoob The Boob i agree with you, despite it’s flaws i still really enjoyed it!

I really enjoyed this movie. Yes it wasn’t perfect but no movie is

No

True XD

At the time Ralph Wrecks the Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2 comes to theatres.

@@DankBlitzwing and once he does do it, it won't even be that bad.

I'd like to see them sin The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh because of Christopher Robin.

What sins?

They already did that on their sister channel, Brand Sins.

they said they are gonna do Justice League first so we gotta wait till jeremy watches that trash and writes a 2 hour sin video

epiccodtion why is it trash?

epiccodtion HAHAHAH

Would you rather they rush the video or take their time on it and make it, you know, good?

Justice League first.

Bigbobjone697 When it's available on DVD.

jeremy doesn't feel so good

Emma J. Quinn - It is. Where have you been?

The horses likely noticed them. Otherwise they would trip on every rock sticking out of the ground

I didn't, I loved it. Watch Bass Reeves on RU-vid. Even better.

Alexander Wang this!!

There's nothing wrong with that series.

Yeeeeeeeeee

DONT SIN MAH BOI JACKIE CHAN... and chris tucker

Alucard YOU HAVE EYES, DON'T YOU YOU FUCKING MORON?

John Shomody you got issues, bro.

@@partgard1 great sense of humor. I loved when you couldn't tell it was a joke. (That's sarcasm.)

Didn't he play one in a movie called "Deadman"?

No, he plays a pirate in this one

I know what I would say about Matilda this movie exists the movie was complete shit bad direction shitty script terrible actors apart from Danny devito and rea purlman everyone one else can't act and the worst actor ironically was in my opinion was Mara Wilson aka Matilda all her roles she's ever starred she plays pretty much the same character over and over again extremely awful actress 😕😕😕😕😕😕😖😖😖😖😖

Fuckin same

Yeah, that's probably the first time someone ever dropped Red's pussy (cat).

So I guess me shooting every cat in our neighborhood that just runs free and wants to piss on my wicker furniture is bad?

He gave it a lot of in-advance sins because he thought it was annoying to keep pointing out the same things over and over again. yeah, i was surprised the Sins for this movie were so short too.

Who cares it's for fun.

I love it too! I also love Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest and Pirates of the Caribbean At World's End.

It's obviously next week. Read the description.

Sorry, he's not feeling to good right now.

It doesn’t feel so good

I have an even better question: *Why is CinemaSins?*

It’s cause they blew it up ooooo Jk …Read more

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Matt Kron Fuck. Off.

@@TheAdvertisement honestly, I just keep reporting him. They'll have to ban him eventually

Tonto walking slowly through the desert WAS the pay off...

yep!

The payoff was the Jerry Bruckheimer Films logo and the Disney logo.

It had some fun moments, but the movie did have some jarring tone problems, when it sometimes felt like a fun swashbuckling adventure, but then switched to cannibalism or slaughter of native Americans, not exactly the stuff you want in a kids movie.

Gertrud Bondesson The tone was definitely all over the place and it had some plot holes that the movie seemed aware of yet did nothing to fix and the whole thing just felt like Pirates of the Old West.

I mean it had all it's moments there. Action, adventure, romance, horror (at times) etc. I would agree that the volume was all over the place. When I watched it I kept raising the volume just to get earraped the next scene. I don't see it as terrible but I can definitely understand why people didn't like it.

I enjoyed the trailer but got lost in the flow of the film. Enjoyable scenes if you don't care about the story I suppose.

That jack and jill comparison kinda works actually, since both Depp and Sandler started out pretty well, until everyone got tired of their bullshit.

That and it wasnt that good

I personally didnt mind the pirates vibe. You're saying it should have been more of a serious westen movie?

@@Avengers2001 isn't in the west?

Mr Lit Exactly.

Idc I love pirates of the Caribbean

You left out Space Ranger Rick Starr and Walker! And after Carlos used that exercise machine so religiously so he'd still have "those guns" on him so you would find him memorable...

NOO GRIM hold on let me see what your name is oh ok MATCHSTICK

I d-don’t wanna g-go

@@theenginetheyusedtocallgri6268 m-matchstick

N-no please help

@@theenginetheyusedtocallgri6268 (stares silently)

Hey I didn't know you watch cinemasins.

Must be fantastic at editing.

Hyperbole

@@maxkingjoe5460 I don't watch trash

@@LightningZetton .-.

And 2:20 lol

Priscilla Jimenez And immediately after that, a joke is cracked about Johnny Depp! What’s happening here!

I believe there's a captain in there somewhere mate

Seems after Pirates of the Caribbean, Depp plays the same character roles no matter what movie. Even playing Grindelwald still feels like a evil wizard Jack.

he was on the idontknow express and that was a cool straight pretty normal role

KhaanMan66 - I totally agree! :)

whoistom - 'The Oriental Express' was quite a poor re-make of a classic 70's movie, but yes Depp was playing a straight role well. I like him in the 'Ninth Gate' movie.

pretty sure he started accepting anything just to get away from his [at the time] wife

Roman Story Good luck sinning that movie, you’d have to remove a sin every other minute because of all the things it got right.

Nope.

Then there would be like 5 movies release per year

Atleast they would be GOOD movies, and not "meh" or "bad" movies

YukiPaw Doesn't feel like that much of a bad thing

Well It's a good Idea... Too have a man ot group to nitpick sins or errors in the movie. We'll get great movies. But, You know most of the times the errors are left there by the filmmakers because that makes the movies what It is. (Most of them), think about infinity war... spoiler alert... Don't you think that the maker already know that they can use Dr. Strange's powers in different ways to get the infinity gauntlet away from thanos. They do know... But they wanted to give us a tragic story so they made It happen. Almost every movie have such examples. *SORRY FOR THE BAD ENGLISH*

It's a comedy movie. It's not expected to be based in real life.

It's obviously next week. Read the description.

Me!!

Me!!

Is that what space sins mean?

No, this one is better but yeah top pic. Bass Reeves on RU-vid is even more surprising.

I would say the number 1 western imo is The Good, The Bad and The Ugly or The Magnificent Seven (original). But if you like those more thats your opinion bro.

It really does. It shows how pathetic and stupid you are. And that you don't actually know what a western is. Also, you're fucking racist!

@@VideoKilledTheHeros how is he a racist?

Great movie. Try Bass Reeves on RU-vid. Fascinating.

Redfire 89 I did, I searched for it a couple weeks back

Redfire 89 I searched for it about a week after the movie came out

You two are special...:D

I know

Did he not post this long ago? I feel like he deleted the video and reposted it to get more view on it.

I was thinking the same thing, it feels like a reupload

Nah, they haven’t don’t this one yet??

“Person assumes a video is a reupload when CinemaSins sins a movie that came out years ago cliché.”

Maybe the movie is just such a generic kind of bad that it FEELS like a reupload?

@Lady Marmalade, THIS is a better burn than any sin in the video

IW is obviously next week. Read the description. Plus Deadpool 2 was only out on DVD 2 days ago, that's what they have to wait for.

@@SPM0717 thanks fam.

Hey, you gotta sin what you gotta sin, I understand! They just forced his hand this time!

Lmfao. It isnt a normal horse. 😂😂

It's a spirit-horse mook. This wasn't made to be a Ken Burns documentary, believe it or not...

If it belonged to Bass Reeves on RU-vid it would.

Pretty sure we will get it by Aquaman come Christmas.

much like the rest of the world.....yes.

@@MFields2178 Aquaman can't get here fast enough. Also, I saw the trailer for it and I want to see it, which is the *exact opposite* effect than what the JL trailer had for me.

Watch Bass Reeves on RU-vid. U will cry even more.

Disney magic kingdom intro

well, he didnt say how long it was, which he tends to do, meaning u cant classify it as the same category

Update your profile pic bro get either brown or Owen's madden 18 is over lol

Don't look at how I have a pic from MM 16

ill update it whenever the hell i want to. Go eat an apple

@@JimmyPizzaDelivery I don't like him. But I loved the role he pulled off in the Lone Ranger immensely. I want to get a road-kill dead crow, sanitize it and strap it on top of my head.