Everything Wrong With UNDERTALE in 49 Minutes 

"How does a skeleton sweat?" See, that is a valid question, but lemme pose another one. HOW DOES A SKELETON *B L I N K ?*

"Are there phone towers in the Underground?" The Core: *EXISTS*

28:01 Actually, Flowey literally tells you he could get you a happy ending. He told Papyrus to get Undyne to give the letter to you. He got Papyrus to get everyone together at the end of pascifist. Flowey pulled the strings. He makes true pascifist possible.

Can we just appreciate at least half these sins could be removed if Chariii just READ THE SIGNS AND REMEMBERED MAGIC

“Plants can’t talk” Flowey: “I feel personally attacked”

Fun fact: Bones can actually bleed if they are weak enough. Sans probably should’ve drank some milk lol

That was hiularious. I just gotta correct the 186 (at 46:08), Mettaton was indeed built as a human killing machine at first, even in the pacifist route. The reason it's only told in the genocide one is that here he (and Alphys) have you as an enemy and don't care to say that he was built to kill humans, as in the pacifist route Alphys doesn't want you to hate her for making human killing machines so she tells you he's malfunctioning.

48:46 I believe that it is blood, because in the game rating it says 'mild blood' unless I'm missing some other scene with it. Also, you have blood in your bone marrow, which is why he bleeds. (Papyrus didn't because you have minimal blood in your neck bone, which is where he was struck) Hope that helped!

i love how there are no sins during mettaton’s fight my mans is FLAWLESS

“This sound your hearing right now?” “It’s on the soundtrack.” “It’s called Long Elevator.” “Yeah Toby recorded his washing machine and called it a song.”

Casually forgot that Mettaton uses a Human-Soul Substitute to make his Cake Vegan.... But still plans on using Milk and Eggs?

48:42 I’ve always thought that sans isn’t actually sweating, it’s just determination starting to make him melt like it does Undyne

asgore: wants souls to break the barrier mettaton: wants the souls for a cake

"The last time I prepared a 'bone attack,' my girlfriend kicked me out of the room" nice

“Don’t quote me on this but I’m pretty sure you need your face to go to college” -Charriii5

"How does a skeleton sweat?" I like to think of it as him slowly melting like undyne (From determination)... not sweating.

"Did Sans just call us a furry?" The entire Dreemur family: _Well yes._

Mickey Mouse: **gets in a flower costume** *H O W D E Y .*

I don't usually watch "Everything Wrong With X" content, but this one is an exception due to how masterfully you conveyed the utter absurdity of Undertale's plot and characters that people seem to have just gotten used to

35:51 Asgores faces during this part are hilarious, watch him.

"You expect me to believe a bed of flowers broke your fall?" Yes. Yes I do.

"I'm PRETTY sure you need your face when you go to go to college."

I was not prepared for monster kid’s voice

i love how you voiced over the entire dialogue only to use 50% of it in the video

Everyone else: “Flowey sounds like Mickey Mouse.” Me: “Why the heck does Undyne sound like Snake?”

Flowey: That’s a wonderful idea! This guy: **makes Flowey sound like Mickey**

27:58 I solved out why this part If you skip the undyne hangout in the neutral run then flowey asks you to do that once you are finished undyne will tell you that papyrus told her to write a letter to alphys. Papyrus told her to write that letter. Who is pretty close to papyrus? Flowey! Flowey asked Papyrus to ask Undyne to write that letter. That only triggers after a neutral run because flowey is the one who decides to trigger it after a neutral run

28:10 you can actually go and deliver the letter from Undyne to Alpyhs after you beat Mettaton Pacifistly. So if you beat Omega Flowey he actually tells you what you have to do for the True Pacifist Ending (I'm assuming that's the case if you don't have any EXP)

"why DO you have a random lamp just outside your sentry station?" Let me educate you. Its called... A lamp-*post* I'll be heading out now •>•

Extra sin: at the part where you have to hide behind the lamp, at Papyrus's angle, he would just see you, standing next to the lamp.

23:00 sans is just his own breed of funny

"HOW DOES A SKELETON SWEAT???" lol I'm dying

“ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT OUT OF ALL THE MONSTERS WE’RE TRAVELING WITH, NOT *ONE* OF THEM HAS MAGIC THAT MAKES THINGS GLOW???” Sans glowing eye and Undynes glowing spears, Asgore and Toriels *fire magic.*

“But why would someone just have a lamp outside there sentry station” Oh I don’t know. Maybe to brighten their day.

* I know this is all in jest, but I just want to mention a few (a lot of) things: * That first puzzle actually has a riddle that lets you solve the puzzle, with "neither walks the middle road" implying not to step on the middle buttons. The same is true with the spike room, with the sign saying "the west room is the east room's blueprint", implying you need to follow the same route as the lighter path to the west. * Napstablook uses they/them :) * You are just saying yes to buying a donut?? I'm not sure what the confusion is there?? * The balcony is basically meant to be like an access to the city, but the game doesn't want us to go there so it's just treated as a balcony. I'd assume there's stairs off-screen somewhere. * The fire is lit with Toriel's fire magic, hence the fire not acting like regular fire (I don't think I've ever said fire so much before). * Time is abstract somewhat within the game, and Toriel's preparations are just meant to show her lovingness so her destroying the door is off-putting. * It's probably just Sans being Sans and being like "heh. lamp." but I like to think he puts the lamp there so that when it's late and he's telling jokes to Toriel, he can take it with him to guide his way :) * Most of Papyrus' puzzles are super smart, he's just a lil stoopid sometimes and messes them up. * Why did you point out the misspelling of "kids" and not the misspelling in the crossword that makes it unsolveable? * I assume more people have blocked Papyrus than he has following him?? Or something?? * Again, Sans using a comb is the joke?? * The "I was gonna say something, but I forgot" is supposedly there because when he talks to you about the talking flower, everything (including Grillby's flames) stops moving, which implies Sans actually stops time to talk to you with no one overhearing. * How dare you criticise Mad Dummy, the best character >:((((( dislike!!!! downvote!!! other mean things that I can't think of!!! * I mean, Napstablook's tears hurt you too, so. . . I guess it works??? * I'd figure the humans probably just. . . told them about the barrier's strength?? Just to rub salt in the wound about them losing and then likely never being able to escape? * We don't see half of the underground either, it's think it's understandable that we could miss 2 NPCs as well. * Again, time is somewhat abstract here, do you really want to be waiting for 2 hours in-game while Alphys adds stuff to your phone? * I'd assume Mettaton transformed in his EX or NEO form, since both of those have mouths. After all, just because he calls them the debut of each body in his fights, it doesn't mean he's never used them before. * The cameras actually are only throughout Snowdin - once you get to Waterfall, they stop appearing (although it is implied one is near the Undying bridge, and we just never get to find the interaction point for it). * Alphys probably got the comic books at the garbage dump, as we know she visits it a lot and there's even an interactable anime DVD before the Mad Dummy fight that has "desparate claw marks" on it. * I don't know how Mettaton being the machine to activate the Snowdin iteration of the tile puzzle is a sin? It's actually a really clever and neat callback, especially since if you backtrack then the "machine" disappears as soon as you meet Mettaton. * Sign language is a thing, maybe the hand speaks through that and Toby didn't want to animate it for every word. * Flowey killing Asgore doesn't impact your Pacifist run though??? * The SOULs revolt against Flowey and remove his powers, hence your SAVE file being restored. * Undyne couldn't mail the letter?? The very next dialogue line you show is "The door has no mail slot." so you immediately contradicted your own point. * Do you understand the concept of walking to a door after someone knocks on it? * I'd guess Undyne couldn't take the riverboat to Hotland because we took it to deliver the letter and then probably took it back to Waterfall with Alphys, so it wouldn't be at Snowdin by the time Undyne decides she wants to take it, and thus has to walk all the way there. * Why is the game glitching a sin? (Also, the reason you've never seen that fight is because Mad Mew Mew is exclusive to the Nintendo Switch!) * The amalgamates are alive, but they're multiple monsters fighting for control over the same body, and Alphys being unable to give them their individuality back made her too stressed to continue with her experiments. * Just because the monsters know there was a queen doesn't mean they'll recognise her when she finally reappears after about 100 years. * Bratty and Catty bring up being hyped for the destruction of humanity in an earlier conversation before the barrier gets destroyed, hence them having. . . already said it?? * The spiders can't survive Snowdin's cold though, hence them needing to raise money for heated transportation. * Undyne hesitates because she's not certain that Frisk is in the reeds. She looks around to see if they kept moving, and because she doesn't want to risk it if it's an innocent monster. She nearly makes that mistake with Monster Kid later on after throwing the spears at you in her first chase. * She destroys the bridge for the same reason she does in Pacifist - because she thinks the fall with kill them. Unfortunately for her, flowers exist. * Gerson is implied to be aware of aspects of how the game works, and knows that in a shop we can't attack. * Again, how is a sad death a sin?? Should the game feel bad for. . . giving you emotions? * Flowey means that he's basically made of pure determination, so us somehow having even more is genuinely confusing for him. And honestly, yeah, how are we stronger than a being made entirely of determination?? * Flowey thinks that we're Chara, and assumes Asgore will be able to recognise that too - it's easier to recognise one human as another human rather than recognising a flower as your son, after all. * Chara knows of SAVE files, and knows we can reset them. * Okay I'm done. I apologise for the essay. * I. . . may have analysed this game too much.

‏‪1:11‬‏ "lets say we are dead" "HOW CAN WE SLOVE THIS!?" ‏‪2:31‬‏ Thats actually a really good point

Why can I imagine this as all of frisks thoughts during all of their routes

You missed a sin When papyrus and Frisk are in papyrus's room he mentioned the sun but in the pacifist ending he questions what the sun is

It's been years and the "here we go" at 23:20 STILL cracks me up

Charriii: well looks like someone’s boning toriel Asgore: “insert depressing music*

Extra sin: Mettaton says vegan and gets a Soul-substatute, but the recipe still has eggs and milk in it Edit: this is the most likes I've ever gotten thanks so much

*Toby Fox recorded his washing machine and called it a song* "Best line I heard." 💯 🌟

I love the fact that Toby put thr long elevator sound in the soundtrack. It's part of what makes the album so calming. Love it! Also the biggest sin in my opinion is photoshop Flowey. He should be illegal

I think the reason why the phone call with Undyne that locks you into True Pacifist happens because of Flowey. Flowey could have pushed Papyrus to push Undyne into giving the letter to Alphys, but she was too shy to do so herself, so she called up the human coincidentally RIGHT AFTER the Mettaton fight to deliver the letter to Alphys for her. Also, HOLY SHIT, that 60fps was *SMOOTH*

You missed this “I’m gonna break this door No one will leave me again” -toriel IF YOU BREAK THE DOOR DOWN ITS EASIER TO LEAVE

"I'm pretty sure you need your face when you go to college." -Charriii5

About the "how does a skeletin sweat", it may be him slowly amalgamating, since we all know he has determintation.

I love how this guy made the voices for the characters

I feel like Monster Kid is an orphan and he's just pretending to have parents

2012: I think you need your books and bags to go to college 2019: I think you need your *face* to go to college

37:42 IM SORRY BUT THE SONIC COLORS MUSIC ALONG WITH THE SKITTLES LOGO APPEARING IS SOMEHOW SO FUNNY I CAN’T XD

2:20 Did this man just say rock a whole 4 times in one sentence and have it ACTUALLY make sense?

I love how his undyne voice is just solid snake.

Can we just appreciate that according to Charii, Chara's Name is now "Pickle"?

I love the voice he gave for our Blookie ghost it's so calm!

this video just reminded me how funny and charming undertale really is, i should play it again though it really does irk me when the sins are on "unexplained weird thing" that have in lore explanation

"How does one quantify SOUL power?" Game Theory: Hi there.

“That’s your ex? That’s rough, buddy.” *violent cough*

1:11 the middle ones are highlighted and the sign near it says “Brave ones, foolish ones, both walk not the middle road”

Ok, so for the flies in a jar question in Mettaton’s quiz show, Alphys programmed him to ask those questions, so Alphys should know the answer.

1:15 Read the sign, "brave ones, foolish ones, Both walk not the middle road" look at the buttons, there's a "middle road"

“But why DO you have a lamp just outside ur sentry station??” *BECAUSE SANS*

For the first puzzle, there is a sign on the wall that says something along the lines of “there are two paths in life, one must not walk in the middle”, and in the second one, there’s a sign that says “the East room is the west rooms blueprint”, and there is a light path on the ground mirroring the spike path puzzle.

is anyone gonna notice the fact that i believe the only exit through the ruins is through Toriel's house? I haven't played in a long time but im pretty sure thats basically the only exit

**Flowey runs away without legs** Undertale Players: *"this is normal"*

*_”And what if I am, discount Mike Wasowski?”_* -Top 10 roasts, change my mind.

I love how Charri comes up with hypothetical situation like toriel leaving you alone and you cant do the puzzle even though the its a game and Toriel comes and helps you no matter what-

First puzzle in ruins actually has a clue. that sign tells you how to do it

"How does a hand speak?" Sign language.

Charriii5: **talks about the monsters being timelords** the monsters: *he knows too much*

I love the voice you used for Undyne pls it's the perfect impression 🤌

37:42 i absolutely LOVE the Sonic Colors and Skittles insert

*"I don't know how to tell you this, but fire is fire and fire burns"* I don't think I've heard a more straight forward joke than that-

4:12 Toriel has really hot fire magic so she probably just bakes the pie at like 4000°F for a single millisecond and then the pie is done

33:45 i feel its because they are in constant pain, unstable, or even just, cant exactly get to the soul as they could be part of them if not careful

"toby fox recorded his washing machine and called it a song" i think sums up so so much of his music

"What the- How th- What th- What. Now, don't quote me on this, but I'm PRETTY sure you need your face when you go to college." Wait i just quoted you.

I’m just laughing at the fact monster kid sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger

For those who don't know what TLC means, it means "tender loving care", it's a term used to describe when giving someone more attention and compassion. For example, if someone is very sick and you attend for them 24/7 or until they feel better, that's TLC. So, essentially, Greater Dog was just asking for more pats and cuddles and attention!

26:00 and its block from my school

48:32 Charriii: We've been fighting on an honor system this whole time?! Frisk: attacks twice in a row "not anymore"

Undyne: "I got a hot fridge!" The soda that was in the fridge: 👁👄👁

I ordered the Collecter’s Edition of this game and the time it was supposed to arrive, it didn’t get delivered on the day and time it was supposed to arrive, so I had to go to the post office (without my parents because of how aware I am so if anyone attacks me, I attack THEM) tell them about my order and the lady said it will take a few more days for it to arrive

Okay I love your take on papyrus being a less grovely then under fell and more british. Also with the knowledge of human tradition would come from the garbage from the surface and from before the war

Alphys: Uhh, what if someone’s... Vegan? Mettaton: V̷̡̧̢̧̨̢̢̡̡̡̢̛͖͈̗̟̹̦̘̹͚̜̬͉͕̱̮͚̬͚͔̙̠̩̲̗͖̝̙͍̺̜̰̟͔̮̞̤̣̙̪̩͇̼͔̲̣̦̼͙̮͔͖̲̪͔̣̱̯͖̣͉̯͕͖̤̥͍̱̲̼̩̲͚́̈́̆̉̿̌̇͂͆͌͐͗̔́̉̀̐̌̐̋̽̅͆͒͊̓̎͒̈̅͌̎̇̀̾́͑̃̒̆͂̊̓̿͋͊̔̊͒̃̈̇̄̍̂̀̏̉͆̌̀̈͐͛̓̑̃́́̈͊̌͗̆̍͑̎͋͛̍͊͐́͑̃̈́̕̚͘͘͘͜͝͠͝͝͝Ę̵̡̡̧̨̨̨̢̢̢̧̧̧̨̨̨̡̢̢̢̢̡̧̨̢̛͇̠̱̠͍̦̭̰̝̞̬̮͕͚̤̦̥͎͔̞̯̳̗̱͙͕̻̤̤̟̝̙͍̪͈̝͕̹͉̮͉͎̪̲̥̠̱̖͚̰̘̻͚̲̭̮̤̜̝̙̻͎̥̣̮̩͚̘̣̣̪̱̪̺̯̪̣͍̪̭͎̦̱̲̜̰͎̰̺̜̺̘̮͉̻̘̮̼̙͇̮̩̞͎̹̲̖̗̙̭͈̣͉͙͔̮̻͓̞̹̖͓͚̭̬̼̖̩̮̯̠̹̪̩̘͚͎̹̳͇̩̘̹̻̗͈͔̥̥͕̳̳̯̯̜͔̳̳̻͕͉̗͕͈̝̥͎̜͚̳̗̲̞͎͚̘̼̤͚̣͓͚͕͓̲̳̲͇͕̜̮͈̝͍̺̭̭͈̰̘̜̟̩͕̳̱̪͔̱͉̼̲̝̣͍̺͓̞̖̻̱̥͈̗̮̟̤̖̳͓̝̮̩̠͈̞̖̻̩̗̯̫̝͓̟̻̳̍̀͑̐̈́͒̎̑̆͆̂̀̓̈́̄̐̓͑̉͐̐̏̇̓̆̉̃͌̔̒̍̓͗̔́̏͂̇̇͐̂̂̂̿̐̏̐̿̆̇̄͗́̈́̿͆͒̏̅́̎̾̇̅̉͌̒̂́̒̽̽͒̾͐́̆̈́͑̓̒͗̿͗͛̈́̇̾́̔͌͛̑̐́̑͘͘̕̕͘̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅͅĢ̸̨̨̡̨̡̧̛̛̛̛̛̥̦͔̱̳̼̞̠̗̦̦̖̥̖̦͓̤͍̣͇̱̠̼͚̗͓̝͓͖̰͙͙̘̦̗͖̩͓̬̻͖̥͈̼̣̣͇̣͇͓̘͖̘͉̩͍̟̠̩̥͚͉̫̣̟̘̼̜̲͍̙͍͍͎̪̩̭͓͕͙̜̳͍̮̗̦͖̦̹̲̈́̐͌͌͊́́͛̆̑̈́̂̍͒̂͛͗̉̒̒̑̓̈́̓̌̾͊̽́̉̍̅̄̇̎̿͑̈́̈́̆̊̂͛́͗̂͊̓̊̏̄̈́̿̒̎͒͆͗́̈́̀͌̿̎͐͊̏͌͐̈͊̐̆̀̀͛͐̑̉̈́̇̈́̽͂̀̊̈́̅͌͛̿̈̇͆̉̍̈́̿́̓̆̅̈͋́̓͛̑̋̒̓̇̔̈́̄̋́̒̓͂̈́̋̓̈̒̀̀̔̅͊̐́͊͋̂̀̑͑̇̂̓̄̐̐̓̎́̐̅̌͗̈́̏̔̑̈́̋̈́̈́͂̒̋͑͒͒̒̈́̊̈́͗̋̃̅͛̏͋̂̋͒͋͐͂̓͆̔̄̀͐̀̓͐͐̕̚̕̕̚̕͘̚̕̚̕͘̕͜͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝ͅͅȦ̷̧̡̢̨̧̨̨̨̡̡̨̡̢̡̢̧̡̛̛͕̮̳̼͈̞͙̙̞͔͈͈͇̼͓̩̮̭̙̮̯͎̞͖̦̰͕̼̹̭̘͍̰̟͇̻̗͖̩̖̭̺͉̦̥̜̩̺̖̫̣̘̘̥̜̰̯̘̩͈̟̤̞͉̖̘̺͓͉͓̻̤̮̪̟͚̞̖͇̗̥̟̪̤̠̲͇̯̯͓̥̱̹̠̪̠̻̬̬̝͙̘̥̟̝̳̫͚͇͓͇̘͚̪͙̩͍̤̼̠͎̣̠̞̖͖̻̮̙͔̙̳̗̦̥͓̮͕̰̝̎̑̀͒́̀̓̐̇̅̎͂̋́̇͒̑̆̽͗͌̍̈̇͊͂̔̿̈́̍̃̑̋̃͋̽͐́̽͛͐͒̉́̄̍̌̒̐͑͛̿͂͛̈́̾͂̆̑́͑͒͂̓̀́̈́̊͗̏̅́͒̍͂̅̐́̓͆͗͊̒̏̑̄̀̔̾̉̈́̿͐͋̃͆̀̐̈̐̇͂̔̓̓̎̋͛̏͊̋͋͐̿̍̍̈́̽̈́̉̓̄̃̅̉̇̏̈́̒̔̋͊̋̄̊̓̈́́́̈́̀͊̀̆͆̄̃́̄͘̕̕̚̕̚̕̕͘̚̕͘̚̚͜͜͜͜͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅN̵̨̨̨̧͍̻̩̞̘̘̯̖̤̲̖̰͖͙͎̙͔̥̣̜̰̲̺̙͈̠̗̘͍̗̗̻̩̲͉͎̼̦̲̲̼̣͕͖̻͙̪̈́̈́̊̓̏̑̑̽̉͗́̌̏̇̎̎̒͆͂̽̿̏͂͋͛̀̎͂͗́̿̌̃͋͌̈́͒̋͗̉͂͑̄̓͒͂̓̈́͊̓̉̿̑́̿̈́̅̍̕̕͘͘͜͠͝͝͝ͅͅ Edit: all edits were removed due to mysterious head injuries.

Mushroom dance, Mushroom dance, Whatever could it mean? ....... It means you've lived a life of sin

I have a head canon for Sans’ sweat. I think it actually him melting due to him being determined to kill the human, like Undyne the Undying

You need the equivelent of 7 human souls to break the barrier, or the equivelent of 1 human soul + 1 Monster soul to pass trought

Me: “I’ve never taken these videos seriously” Game sin counter: *ding*

It should be illegal to make videos with this much effort.

20:24 "W-what I'd someone's, u-uh... vegan?" v e g a n

19:20 it is mentioned by alphys at some point that you need only 1 human soul and 1 monster soul to cross the barrier YOURSELF but to actually shatter the barrier you need 7 human souls

You forgot where Asgore says something like "strange, I've never seen a flower speak before" WHEN FLOWEY CLEARLY SAID THAT THE KING HAS MET HIM BEFORE

I love how all the others take actual time to explain, or straight up just the action, but Sans's attacks are just, "WHAT THE FUCK?!!"

3:53, actually fire doesn’t always burn. Try lighting a Brunson burner on safety flame, you can put your finger through it. It is ‘pleasantly warm’

48:12-48:16 Sounds like you were about to drop a fire track there, Charriii. Both figuratively and literally with that unintentional beat, lol

“Let’s say toriel didn’t come and we got passed Flowey, how are we supposed to know the puzzle”? The sign on the wall

Charriii: "there's nothing that tells us how to solve the puzzle!" The sign right in front of him: _am i a joke to you?_

I loved the Master Chief voice for Undyne

26:41 like how he just knew or expected this to come so his voice sounded like he had no expectations whatsoever when this happened