Examination of the Cranial Nerves - Demonstration 

-I'll whisper a number, tell me which number it is -Zebra, honesty, chevrolet

He didn't apologize for his sandwich breath

"No double vision?" "No, doctors."

4:45 ‘I’ll now test you’re jaw’ *proceeds to right hook patient*

*after all that* "Ok, thank you. The doctor will be in with you shortly."

The older man looks like an old fisherman that enjoys a good ol pint at the end of a days hard work.

"Could we dim the lights please?" (careless whisper starts playing)

- Dude, where the hell is all my money?! - 5:24

The patient should record audiobooks, he has the perfect voice for it.

5:05 when the pill ya mate gave ya kicks in

That is one Oscar winning cough at 5:52

"blow out your cheeks" "ok" *slowly farts while staring at the doctor *

I love the comment section of these videos because there’s always really obscure references to other doctors and it’s brilliant not gonna lie

“First of all, do you have any trouble with your sense of smell?” “No” “Okay *decides to hold fart*. I want to test your vision.”

I like to imagine that these two are old friends, that they enjoy a pint together now and again, that their families winter together in Sussex, that the patient acted in this video as a favor.

2:44 This is how close I get to strangers when I decide to ask them what time it is.

5:18 Fightfightfight

The patient should record an audio book for the Wind in the Willows!

5:40 Hail hydra

You know he’s old school/religious if he says Sunday as the first day of the week. What a voice. He should be on the radio. The examiner also speaks as if everything is a question he’s asking.

When i watch these videos i always laugh at seeing the patients look bored, nervous, miserable or pissed off, but this gentleman is probably the most chill one of them all

2:46 You what mate?

6:54 and he receeeds back into the darknes. ushering the man to follow. what a day.

3:30 when a short person wants a pen

3:35 My cat while I'm untangling my earbuds.

I like to think this guy was just sitting there minding his own business until, suddenly, "I'm Doctor Albert. I'd like to examine the nerves around your face and neck."

4:30 when Rocky goes back to his corner in between rounds.

Hope these 2 doing good after all these years.

I always come back to this one. The patients soft voice makes it perfect

5:46 ... "I love you."

The patient has one of the most professional coughs I’ve heard in my 33 years alive on planet Earth.

Cranial Nerve Exams usually last longer than this, but the black void was also booked by Bob Ross to paint that Arctic hut.

5:50 Oscar for best cough interpretation goes to...

2:40 "Yup, that's an eye."

"And another image came to me, of an Arctic hut and a trapper alone with his furs and oil lamp and log fire; the remains of supper on the table, a few books, skis in the corner; everything dry and neat and warm inside, and outside the last blizzard of winter raging..." Brideshead Revisited, The Sacred & Profane Memories of Captain Charles Ryder by Evelyn Waugh

I don't trust people whose week starts on a Sunday.

00:05 Hello, I’m doctor Rabbit

Greg Popovich was great in this

Lyrics to Cranial Nerve Test with Pat LaFontaine & Dr. James Kelly Dr. James Kelly: Now what we're going to do today is just the Cranial Nerve Examination and we'll start it up at the top and move down in terms of reflexes and strength and coordination. And so the first thing I want you to do first of all is to square yourself off knees back - on the edge of the table, back further. So your legs are dangling, okay good. Nice and square all the way so that you're looking straight at my nose. What I want you to do is just point with your hands so the fingers that you see wiggle, but keep staring at my nose all the time. (pause ) Now, watch my finger wherever it goes holding your head still the whole time. (pause) Okay, good. I'm going to touch your forehead and your face. You tell me if you can feel at the same on both sides, about the same? Pat LaFontaine: Yeah. Dr. James Kelly: Equally? Even in here where that injury was before? Pat LaFontaine: Yeah. Dr. James Kelly: Or there's a little numb there. Pat LaFontaine: The other side here? Dr. James Kelly: Well, remember that on your second one you have that cut right here. Pat LaFontaine: Oh that's right. Dr. James Kelly: Can you feel that? Pat LaFontaine: Yeah. Dr. James Kelly: Oh, so that's all back to normal now. Pat LaFontaine: That's good. Dr. James Kelly: That's good too. Close your eyes real tight. Real tight like you got soap in them. Don't let me open them up - fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, okay, good. Wrinkle up your forehead like that, good. Show me your teeth like this, okay, good. Open them wide and say ah. Pat LaFontaine: Aaah. Dr. James Kelly: Okay, stick out your tongue. Okay, good. Clench your teeth. Again. Okay, that's good. I'm going to make soft noises next to your ears. Close your eyes and tell me left or right. Pat LaFontaine: Right. Left. Both. Dr. James Kelly: Okay, that's good. Shrug your shoulders like this. Okay. Turn your head as far as it will go to the left and hold it there. Okay, now to the right. Good. Forward and back. Okay. No problems that way with that at all, okay good. With your hands, hold them up in front of you like this. Stretch all the way up like you have them on board. Now, close your eyes and hold them nice and steady. (pause) I'm going to tap your hands, don't let them move. Keep your eyes closed and touch your nose with this finger. Okay and now with this one. Okay, perfect. Just relax and open your eyes. With your right hand, do this like I'm doing it real fast, right on that knuckle. Very good, left hand. Okay, very good, now do this. And the other hand. Very good. Now here in this knee, do this. And there. Okay, good. Touch my finger with yours. And then touch your nose. Go back and forth wherever I move my finger. Very good, now left hand. Okay, that's great. Hold your arms up like this and don't let me push them down, fight real hard. Okay, good. Make muscles like this and don't let me pull them up, fight. Okay, same idea, fight. Okay. Same position, this time push out. Okay. Okay, good. Now stiff wrist back like this and don't let me bend them. Okay. All right, very good. Grip my hands. Very good. Fingers spread apart and don't let me squeeze them together, fight real hard. Fight real hard with fingers back like this and don't let me push them down. I'm going to push them down. Okay, that's very good. Now, with one knee at a time I'm going to have you lift it up and not let me push them down. So just pick this leg up, fight, okay, and this one. Okay, very good. Push your knees out against my hands, okay, and pull them in. Okay, kick out. Kick out. Okay and then I'll pull back and don't let me pull it in. Here you go, now pull. There you go. Now, feet up in the air like this and don't let me push you down. Okay and this one. Same thing. Okay, very good. Now, if we did that right, the doctor and the patient are supposed to get red in the face, but I suspect only I got red... Pat LaFontaine: Hahahah. Dr. James Kelly: ...in the face this time. (pause) This one, right here. (pause) Okay, scoot back just a little, so your shoes are out. Here you go, perfect. Just like that nice and loose. (pause) Okay, good. Now, stare at the edge of that picture and don't blink as I tap your forehead, just with my finger. Keep staring there. Okay, now here, feel this first, Pat. It's a little bit - it's not sharp, but it's rough, right. I'm going to stroke your palm like that. Look at that. Don't pay any attention to what I am doing. The same thing here. Same thing here. Okay, good. Now, I'm going to tap my finger, just let your jaw hang, just like that. Okay, very good. Cool metal, yes, cool? Pat LaFontaine: Uh-hum. Dr. James Kelly: Same? Pat LaFontaine: Uh-hum. Dr. James Kelly: Here and here, about the same? Pat LaFontaine: About the same. Dr. James Kelly: Here, here, about the same? Pat LaFontaine: Uh-hum. Dr. James Kelly: Here and here, about the same? Pat LaFontaine: Yeah. Dr. James Kelly: Okay. And here and here? Pat LaFontaine: Uh-hum. Dr. James Kelly: Okay and now, what I'm going to do down here is I'm going to put this on your ankle and you can tell me what you feel now. Pat LaFontaine: Vibration. Dr. James Kelly: Okay. Tell me when it's completely gone, look away. Pat LaFontaine: Gone. Dr. James Kelly: Okay. This one? Same way do you feel it? Pat LaFontaine: Yeah. Gone. Dr. James Kelly: Okay, good. Okay, the rest of what we would do in terms of pin prick and all that, I'm not going to go through today because I know that's all been normal all along and I wouldn't anticipate that to be a problem. I do want to look in your eyes. You still have just a little bit of a lid lag on your left since that blow to your brow. Pat LaFontaine: Yeah. Was that when you first told me about. The right side of my eye? I think that as always there. What I mean... Dr. James Kelly: It was your face. Pat LaFontaine: It was the right side of my face. Dr. James Kelly: Yeah it was, but it was down - it was here. Pat LaFontaine: Yeah. Dr. James Kelly: And then what we did is that you gave me that video tape... Pat LaFontaine: Like in prior. Dr. James Kelly: ...of the pre-injury. That it was always - it's just the way your face has been all your life. Pat LaFontaine: The way it is. Dr. James Kelly: Yeah. So, what I want you to do now is just stare again at that spot. Blink anytime you need to, but keep staring at one spot. I apologize for my sandwich breath here. (pause) Alright, look straight. Any problems with your hearing? I actually I didn't detect anything. Pat LaFontaine: No. Dr. James Kelly: Problems with wax build up, of anything I should look in there? Pat LaFontaine: They're good. Dr. James Kelly: Alright, they're good. But what I'm speaking off really has to do with the opening of this eye compared to this one. Pat LaFontaine: Right. Dr. James Kelly: This one still is down a little bit because of all that injury right here. Pat LaFontaine: Yeah. Dr. James Kelly: From your last concussion. Pat LaFontaine: That's why I had all the redness for the longest time. Dr. James Kelly: You sure did. It half-closed your eye. Pat LaFontaine: A real long time. Dr. James Kelly: For the longest time. And so, now I think that the control of that lid is still impeded a little bit. Pat LaFontaine: Really? Dr. James Kelly: By the soft tissues that are coming down on it. Pat LaFontaine: Okay. Dr. James Kelly: And it's just... it's just minimal. I don't think it's a neurological issue at all. Pat LaFontaine: It's just this, cosmetic. Dr. James Kelly: Yeah. Well and probably isn't noticeable to any body other those of us who examined you and... Pat LaFontaine: Yeah. Dr. James Kelly: Look for these sorts of things. Pat LaFontaine: Yeah, because I don't even notice it. Dr. James Kelly: Yeah. Yeah, looks fine. Everything else looks just like it has before. It's just perfectly fine. There are no problems.

5:24 Mr. Stealyourgirl

For anyone interested, the name of the book that he reads a passage from is “brideshed revisited”

Hello, Im Doctor Rabbit.

Where would you hang a clock in a black void? Or is it one of those clocks where the second hand never even moves, so that you know your purgatory is eternal and inescapable?

I usually fall asleep right around 3:31 when I am very tired. Sometimes jerked awake by his voice again just after the eye movements. Such calming voice and video.

2:45 me, drunk, at 4am trying to fight a bush

5:39 "i want them dead, don corleone", "twenty five"

1:38 The whole party when Pat LaFontaine enters the room

I like to think that, as kids, the doctor was the quiet, gentle new kid at school whilst the patient was the tough kid with a heart of gold who took the him under his wing and looked out for him. As the years passed and the doctor went off to university and forged a successful career as a medical practitioner, the patient fell on hard times. A couple of divorces, a drink driving conviction, redundancy after 30 years when the company automated his job. But the doctor never forgot the kindness shown to him in those formative years, and now provides these regular check ups for his old friend, to help get him back on his feet.

“I want you to tell me what the number is - Hail Hydra” “25”

2:47 “U wot m8?!”

Came here to prep for my practical exams, stayed for the memes.

2:33 when your siblings asleep and u wanna see if they can see you

- Can you swap eyes? - I never tried but I don't think I can

My guy lets out a fart at 3:10 but proceeds with a serious face hoping nobody heard

*Crush:* “Do you wanna come over?” *Me:* 1:41

When your mate shows you his new parker pen but doesn't want you to touch it due to Corona - 3:53

When you die you awaken in a dark room and this guy emerges from the abyss and just starts doing an exam on you

THE 2 best voicesof England together in one video.

5:39 to 5:48 gave me an amazing asmr

Why is Adrian Charles giving Saun Connery an exam?

0:15 Sandwich Breath Incoming!

“Can we dim the lights please?” *’lets get it on’ proceeds to play*

I’ve watched enough of these videos that I feel pretty confident I can identify any and all issues with the cranial nerves, as well as perform brain surgery if needed.

4:41 my mom cleaning the food off my chin when I was a kid

4:14 a hour into after eating edibles.

2:32 when I came home high af but I’m pretending not to be while my mom test me.

I am afraid that one day, some random dude will kidnap me and take me to his dark void to perform a cranial nerves exam.

Its crazy, cause 5 years ago I was using this for ASMR, now I actually attend this university 🤣

2:05 - 2:25 most intense asmr I’ve ever experienced idk what it was about it

5:47 "Counted them myself."

Patient's and Doctor's Voices are relaxing

2:38 Doctor:,, are you sexually active?“ Me:,, No.‘‘ My mom:

"Now I am going to test your throat" *Catholic School flashback*

2:05 opticians during the lockdown

A legendary ophthalmoscopic ASMR sequence of Aiden Blunt/Holly Berry/Suit for war/Kirby Allison bespoke shoe measure quality.

5:39 i dont know why but I thought he was going to lick his ear.

2:35 “I’ve missed you bro” ❤️

5:40 Was i the only one expecting 36

The normal patient offices are under construction, so we've moved all patient visits to the dark and endless void.

6:22

Doctor: "Just focus on the pen here.... just.. ohhhh *throws pen off to the side and scoops instruments off the table* when will you realise it's _you_ I want!"

Thank you very much for this excellent video demonstration. So far this is the best video for the examination of Cranial Nerves. Greetings from Los Angeles, California, USA.

“Alright now look at the clock back there” “Sir we are in the fucking void”

2:20 When your mate comes onto you in the club but you're not gay.

1:18 - best game to play on a first date.

"I apologize for my full English breakfast breath."

Doctor: "Can You Shrug Your Shoulders?" The Old Man: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

At 5:05 it's like he's being punched repeatedly in the jaw by an invisible puppy.

videos like this one make me so relaxed

1:39 When you have to pretend the sex feels good.

Names the days of the week. Nailed it!

The doctors charisma when coming in is at the same level as carpet. While the patient really looks like a doctor, and reads like Christopher Lee

Girlfriend : When are you going to the pub with your friends next week ? Me : 5:58

when he started reading I wanted a full audiobook from that man

We have made a community of these cranial nerve videos. We all have watched dr. berry as well as Good old Pat LaFlonaine

You think these guys are homies in real life?

5:52 A gentleman's cough, complete with an eloquent charge-up.

Doctor: “And just read the top line with your left eye please.” Patient: “Dorothy walked into the bedroom, put on her latex thigh boots, and slowly began to caress the cucumber...”

3:20 their vision is based on movement...

I come from ASMR