Excuses and Lies 

I met 3 lads on Samui. They were builders. They saved money on the fly from their wifes. Said they were building a house for a mate who stayed there. He did not trust the local builders. Bought hard hats and yellow vests and took photos at a house getting built. The best part is they took money home to their wifes. They never laid a brick but had a good time.

I'm not a fan of lying. That being said, I can't wait to see you in October for the First Annual Le Pub Golf Invitational.

The good old Ride Her Cup ...... they where the days

great yarn Phil, super vlog. I was fortunate my work took me around the world and every year I'd have a trade show in Hong Kong, Las Vegas, Dubai, which are fun places. Only made it to Bangkok three times but then I did have to do some business. Also did a trade show at the NEC so Birmingham can be a fun place as well.

Sounds like a Neil Hutchinson fool in paradise story to me 😀

Best to keep it all honest, you risk being told no though. Great bar, coffee snob 😀

was good to see you again last week even though you were a little busy so no time to chat, i had a great time playing pool with Aee who is as sweet as a nut and my favourite lady in LePub, i have often seen a combo of your stories here, people going to play golf with 7 shirts and a photo with fresh shirt for the first 7 holes......one day on the course, seven days on the lash!!

I've been married 37 years to my Japanese wife and she knows full well when I go to Pattaya and what I get upto in Pattaya. We just don't talk about it,. We have a "don't ask don't tel"l policy about my trips. Means I do not need to invest in a set of golf clubs or pay airport storage fees

Pattaya is a fishing village get your tackle out and see what bites😊

If the wife's looked after their husbands then they would not wander - as Mrs Brown said 'keep their stomach's full + their balls empty every day + that is the review to a successful marriage 😂

I bloke I know, a friend of a friend, used to work away at various site around the UK for a major aeronautical company, so for many years took advantage of that by having 2 week holidays in Pattaya. Nearly got caught out when the Icelandic volcano blew up in 2011 but managed to get away with it at work and with the wife.

Phil you don't have to get polaroids developed. They develop them self.

Early 2000s, I tried tearing out some passport pages once, and another time made up a story I was going to Thailand on a 'business trip' (because I didn't want to order another replacement passport!). Too bad I didn't think of any good details for the 'business' that went on there, because my girlfriend at the time never did believe that one.

😅 I going to krung thep mahanakorn, never heard of Bangkok mate

I didn't make any excuse, just told the truth, but I don't care what anyone else thinks

I'll have to start pretending I like Go;lf ! JK - never married No kids I f - Ing LOVE Pattaya.

Mate of mine told his wife he was going on a cycling tour for a week with a bike club. Off he went, about halfway through the trip his wife went into the shed and noticed his bike was in there! His wife rang around to find out none of the other cycling club members were away!!

I know one story that involved a trip to the world cup in Japan and South Korea but was again in Pattaya, it didn't end well...

What a story. Golf tournament in Pattaya 😂😂😂 Despite many gold courses this sounds so silly, after being in Pattaya, i know better

I tell them i am out in Pattaya for the clubs and taking the girls home for money is deamining and beneath me combined with pictures of northern Thailand which i do actually enjoy as well

Thank Buddha I only go to Thailand for the culture and erhmm a tiny world class beach destination formerly inside Bang Lamung 😇. Plenty of photo opportunities in and around the city of normal touristy stuff that most people back home wouldn't know is in Pattaya, as long as you don't show pictures from bars, bar sois, your hotel room at night or signs and logos that says Pattaya.

😅😅😅 if you look at the tyre on the right hand side of the tractor at 6 mins 30 seconds has been put on the wrong way round!! "THAILAND"😂

The problem is as soon as you mention Thailand 🇹🇭. People start thinking of red light districts and bar girls. And people look down on you. Sometimes it’s just easier to lie and say you going to Malaysia or Singapore or something instead. As you just can’t be bothered educating people that there’s more to Thailand than red light districts and bar girls.

One can say that the last story guy got caught red handed 😅

Many a passport has been lost, on the journey from airport to home, after an unannounced trip to Thailand.

Mr A told wife he's going to do biz in Singapore. His Thai gf posts a pic from Starbucks...Singapore. His wife is stalking the GFS FB page...boom.

They will be found out eventually however devious they are, Pattaya is for single guys, you can’t have your cake and eat it 😂.

My 1st trip to Thailand was in 2003 and I've made a total of 7 trips from then to now. Never lied about it at all! In fact, I moved here in June '23 and anyone who's anybody knows it!

lotz of TAGEVA happening ?.

i go to pattaya and no secret

Thaifex Food Show. may Bangkok every year The MOST subscribed but LEAST attended trade show on the planet. Does anyone ACTUALLY play golf in Chon Buri!?