Expiration Date 

The Pip heavy drinking, like he does everyday

Donald Donahue Yea, that’s the joke

what did sniper do hmmmmm

bahahahahahahaha

@@ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204 piss in jars all day

Yeah, this fucking virus is taking everything from us....even our pure-blooded American

@@b.m.1106 I think he died more of cancer than covid 19. Rip nonetheless

“I didn’t say that!”

Now he's free to teleport as much bread as he likes

He beat cancer and a heart attack but this is what kills him. Damn.

I TELEPORTED BREAD

Emesis Classic: Basically their role in the comics

Tommy VERCITTI: hero’s of vice city TF2: weak mercenary

SEDUCE ME!

What?​@@pedro33226

Bruh how do find this thigns

It means that soldier is an idiot on both teams. In meet the spy, soldier tries to open the door with the code 1111 but it doesn't open, prompting heavy to bust down the door himself.

@@ChargedBonsai98 you might be surprised to learn that in meet the spy after soldier types 1 1 1 1 in the keypad you hear a door open sound so it is 1 1 1 1, heavy was just overreacting

And its on 1:11

​@@thachnguyen6859hm.. 1!

Watch out for Doctor Coomer, they're looking for all of you

"We are gonna live forever" STOP MY CRYY

What’s your question Soldier?

I teleported bred

What?

4 of the mercenaries can’t read he’s probably one of them

@@brodyatkinson1960 I don't think there's anything "probable" about it.

I hate that I find this funny

Then explain this section : 7:18

@@crystalhourie3973 "Dinner." "D" "i" "n" "n" "e" "r". We don't hear what's being said. He could be saying anything.

i love to think that scouts little chuckle was an actual chuckle from his voice actor

Also very true to the comics

i also love that at 8:30 when scout tells spy he's going to put the date on himself, you can see spy trying really hard not to laugh at his ridiculousness

​@@scrimblo3469I always interpreted more as Spy being proud of Scout in a fatherly way for doing it himself, even if he'll probably screw it up

@@dodsonboys i could definitely see that. or it might be both 🤣

LMAO

You erned my respect, my friend.

And probably Rick's respect.

The part 2?

red scout redemption

I bet heavy is smarter than medic, just that heavy likes to be stupid.

he never had it :/

@@scunthorpe5513 According to the canon, Misha (A.K.A Heavy) have a PhD on Russian Literature. So technically the Heavy is more doctor than the actual Medic. Ironic,Right?

@@alexandergreene461 in the meet the medic medic says in the beginning "and anyways, that's how I lost my medical liscence."

Alexander Greene He DID have a medical license, so he had to have had a degree at some point

RIP Rick may

:(

It contains a bucket.

You copied it

@@H4nd1ess D E A R G O D :O

I thought the same thing when I watched it :) Spy cares for scout way more than he’d EVER admit out loud

I also like to think that the little smirk at 8:40 is him laughing like “oh this should be good” but also “you’re taking matters into you’re own hands. I’m so proud.”

And notice around 5:05, spy took note of Scout actually picking something up from all the training, despite being a “failure”

Still doesn't change my perspective on him as a guy who has a tall ego. The only respect I give him is that he has a family and loves his wife. His son, well, he's harsh on him. Just glad scout never look down on himself and kept his own ego up. Guess he got that from spy.

the thing is... the blue scout is the red spy's son not the red scout...

what's wrong with the respawn machine?

​​@Nibiri3304 watch emesis blue and you'll find out, it's a genuinely amazing masterpiece

@@Nibiri3304oh I take that you haven’t hear of that series yet?

@@nguyendanny2182 it was a direct quote from it

@@Nibiri3304 sorry I somehow I didn’t get that reference thank you

lol

Yeah, They Are Probability The Worst People Ever In The Line Of Shooter Classes *Eddit* (any new readers, read the clarification comment before calling me a bitch, im just bad at English not some 12YO edge lord)

@@worstspytf2824 excuse me

Cute Giratina excuse us

@@qulipz5967 C O M M U N I S M

Everybody gangster till Spy tells his son to seduce him

@weegeepie polish there's more

@@BigBadBloss No...

Cookie Cake ye

@@azbe8289 Yes it is my friend

And Ms. Pauling still says "And nobody saw you?". Like come on, they're the 3 loudest classes!

Unless Heavy used... Well, no. Even the Tomislav is noisy when firing. The stealthiest they can get is with Melee, and... Scout with Holy Mackerel, Soldier with whatever, and Heavy with... Pootis Pow, but if he'd be quiet instead (if saying "Pow!" isn't required to make it work.)

Even taking sasha out of the picture, you do know one of heavy's defining traits right? HEEEEYAAAAAA!!!!!!! CRY SOME MORE!!!!!!

​@@DVNEngineer9071no one saw them if there was no one left alive lol

⁠@@newturtle3They left seven witnesses. *gunshot* Six.

They were going to. They made the pilot too big and wouldn't compromise making it smaller, if they tried now they could just make it a netflix or amazon series and make every episode as long or short as they want.

@I stopped the Cart dear god

Red Spy is boinking Blu Scout's mom, not Red Scout

Paulunatr I was referencing the comics.

@@surimonizarro9791 There's more.

@@igbinedion6410 No!

W H Y D O Y O U L I K E T H A T

Reasonable reaction

Nicky Davis It funy

S T O P S C O U T A B U S E

Nicky Davis *punches scout*

Yeah I would do that

Valve would have just stop after they made the second one.

expiration date was actually a pilot for a tf2 series on adult swim

Well, scout got a successful date out of it

R.I.P soldier we will miss you

@@AuVeI will like cs you are good in the game

@@bananaman969 what do you mean?

Mr. facelesss they’ve had to much BONK! Atomic Punch, ignore them

Yeah

This is the only time I didn't get mad at you for being everywhere

F

anyway heres wonderwall

God damn it man

Real

Good old days of 2014.

Neva knew

Anti download system: *oh no you dont*

Scratch that. Valve: "This is an update." TF2: *_DEAR GOD!"_* Valve: "There's more." TF2: *_"YEEEESS!!"_*

@@ggibby0450 no i think op was right

Good comment very nice

This was just fun that they added the crate

I was expecting heavy to spit his sandwich out.

He's too russian to spit his sandwich out.

sandvich

Heavy: *sniffs sandwich, shrugs, and proceeds to eat it*

Sounds like *CHUMAHS*

Alan Arns or they were just bored.

@@imabird1566 one or the other

I honestly would not be surprised if Engineer had fears that they were gestating these tumours but understood that Medic had no idea when they were going to be terminal and was just fucking around. Spy got it too after a moment of shock. Heavy's too stoic to express concern either way so it's hard to tell. Scout and Soldier, however, were fully convinced because they're idiots. You really think Tavish would spend his last days pissing around in some dump in New Mexico drinking to pass the time instead of going back to his mother? Spy's Last Wish bit and later teaching Scout to woo was just making the most of an extremely boring situation. There are so many more important things Spy could, and would, be doing if he truly believed he had three days to live. As for Pyro and Sniper... Pyro, who fucking knows. And if Sniper believed it, he didn't care either way. This might have been after his parents passed away, and he wasn't on good terms with them to begin with even if they were alive to visit in his last three days. It's ALSO plausible that he just holds himself to such a high professionalism that he refused to abandon his job to say goodbye to his mum and dad even in the face of A, death in three days and B, being fucking bored waiting to die while on the job.

@HitSpaceBar read it again he just talked about demo

@HitSpaceBar RED Demo's name is Tavish DeGroot.

@Reagan Bagwell WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT

How much?

Soldier probably suffers psychosis and bipolar disorder, among other mental illnesses.

Quiver 5 maybe. The important thing is that HE CANT TELEPORT BREAD ANYMORE!

And for seeing a BUCET

I like to imagine that the specific bread Pyro is with doesn't actually want to kill him and instead is just like "look at me oh i'm over here now" and then Pyro.... ....Pyro.

A derringer would be a cool ass revolver isea

​@@Sniper_TF2_REALi feel like it should be a weapon for the scout. He has a pistol slot, and it could be a ms pauling relationship.

@@eggproductions9683 ye

I love this line so much

*minecraft crouch-walks away*

He needs to make sure no one steals his bucket

I died!

@@mistermossman6074 smart

“Oh I did ok”

thats.. the joke

Ivan14XYU he teleported BREAD, they thought that when they teleported themselves, they where getting tumors.

Yes. That IS the joke

Not only that, but the first thing soldier says about the tumours is “we cannot teleport bread anymore!” which engineer corrects him on. So soldier was right from the start.

Well, it worked!

@@abooga8 true

wait oh my god i just realized too my dumbass 💀

And the date with miss Pauling

Expiration Date is a clever title in three ways. The date of which food expires (hence the bread). The deaths of the team (the team "expiring"). Scout's date with Miss Pauling (...date).

@@lastchanc3stars OHHHH thank you, this makes ALOT more sense!

Actually 12 hours later

I meant the video time lol

After having my soul crushed despite an inspiring speech, I'd rather just sit in my room jerking off and telling everyone to fuck off.

@@MechWarrior894 someone help, I'm dying and I can't seem to keep a steady sperm supply for each and every video ever posted on pornhub

*I TELEPORTED BREAD*

RIP Rick . . .

Just the best exchange

Splatoon be like

Holy hell how did I get 1.1k likes? I literally just quoted two people. How the hell do I have 1.1k likes?!

Ice L you chose the right source material 👍

the fact this could have been a series is just so sad

She was just a bit upset

It should run as a series on Adult Swim.

yeah right

+The Chaos Dragoness more likely

+The Chaos Dragoness that would be awesome

You sir are a visionary!

Also, it prooves that he actualy does care about his team mates even tho he acts rude most of the time

they're mercenaries. Mercs dont get respect like soldiers who sacrifice themselves for their country. But its also an adult cartoon meant to be funny.

Then even though it was scout that ruined his plan to help everyone through it he used what he thought was his final hours to try and help scout with his final wish.

@@katonnor well, He is scout's father.

@@yoshibutkagekira7899 true but it still is proof he cared about scout

Egg king I imagine Ethan form smosh pressing that was easy button

Hahahahahaha.

If only it were that easy

Were it so easy

666 likes.

Isn’t there a taunt where sniper plays the saxx

@@kms6647 yea there is

Dont forget that Soldier can play trombone

The sniper can also play the didgeridoo

And yet demo can't play the bagpipes because "iT dOeSn'T fIt HiS cHaRaCtEr"

You spelt Hola has Ola! I cannot believe you!

@@zac9181 ik

@@zac9181 slap on an accent to the a and now it's portuguese, problem solved

Spencer Genovese classic spy

there's a ton of little foreshadowing in this short. Scout talking about ladies with their glasses a little crooked, and then 13:41

Lovofofo I mean there’s even more foreshadowing with Medic at the start. His “deduction” of their time limit was clearly bull once he factored in them not being bread, and the fact that they used the teleporter for years. The issue was pretty obviously just the bread when you take that into account.

666 likes cool

@@SlySwine58 not anymore uwu

“Spy, I ain’t gonna-“

*MUFFLED SEX NOISES*

@@pyro1436 dear god...

TechnoGuz GD there’s more

@@Mercenario_0112 no...

lmao true

So he stole it for his taunt

he’s hittin it 😏

@@xiutxui1689 😁👍

**thief**

Okay so a midget who can talk to ghosts escapes from prison, so the call goes out that there's a small medium, at large

WaterLumber213 ` oh god oh frick

@@anacousticguitar2530 70

Bruh

@kevin willems ok

69th like

Best quotes from them

The Brickler that part absolutely killed me

9:42

For the longest time i could not figure out what the fuck soldier was saying, thank you

Pure chads

Yeah nobody even thinks about it twice, but i guess they're used to stuff like this.

its an inevitable death what can you do

Well, the Doctor and Engineer did seem to try ways to prevent it

They are getting used to it

“DRUNK!” We need way more Demo lines in this

Round-soft-no round

DRUNK rus subtitres

You look.. umm *D R U N K*

Seconds spy need him to say it loud

0:32

i love him too

Same

Rip Rick May

_sobs_

Kind of weird asking your son to seduce you, ngl

@@ConnorRK-nk8rg Imagine Scout's mom saying "Seduce me" on scout

@@mastertang4200 r/cursedcomments

*MUFFLED AHEGAO NOISES*

Once ya know there father and son. You can’t look at it the same

Also soldier later:ive did nothing but teleport bread for 3 days

Medic: Where?! Where have you been sending it?!

@@SovietZParcham rumble sounds and cuts to scout and Pauline

I mean look at his smile at 2:15

What’s your question solder

And meanwhile, demo just spends his last hours being drunk.

Kind of?

Heavy, Sniper, and Pyro we’re doing fuck all

*spy is scouts dad*

@@johnnybon4865 Yes and no. Blu spy is Red scout's dad and vice versa.

me too. even golden age from youtube in 2014.

420 funni

YES！！！！ (ﾟ∀。)

hahahahahhahahah funny

I relate to soldier so much

I read yes like how Jotaro said the last yes, damn jojos gettin control of me

OMG that is a very good catch!

Sometimes the simple answers are the best ones

Occam's razor.@@elchecho1806

and then engineer responds with "you can teleport as much bread as you like" which soldier took as an ORDER to teleport as MUCH as possible, which he did do

​@@JaxontheOkayYou and I, and maybe others, may have experienced a Mandela Effect, because that's what I remember him saying too, but when I rewatched it, he said "You teleport as much bread as you like." There was no "can". So yeah, apparently it was indeed an order.

Nearly

Yeah I think that’s pretty cool

Not surprising when you consider that it would cure themselves as well

They’re the support roles, it just makes sense.

I love how happy medic is when he says:Tumors!

Also spy wanted to help everyone get their last wishes

It was heavily implied in the comics that scout was spy's son

@@keithkania3810 "well, off to visit you mother!"

@@keithkania3810 But isnt Red Spy Blu Scouts dad?

@@Bendetoma Or is it the other way around and Scouts dad is disguised as the other spy?

@@stargazer2312 *time to see wife*

Giant cake!

YOO ARE THOSE SPRINKLES IN THE CAKE?????? GIMME MmmMMmM mM mHmHmMhM HMhNmMmMMmOoPMM -pyro

In my headcanon it was a giant dog since his Flamethrower becomes a Bubble shooter meaning he was just giving it a bath

​@@redisokayI guess if his mask didn't cover his mouth then pyro would eat this bread

@@a-dv7uy 💀

_oh god_

69 likes, your welcome Damnit

Makes sense now they're making us watch two ads at once

Everyone: How manny adds RU-vid: i have done nothing but spam ads on vidios for three days

@@dragonarchive7443 im da 269th like

Jackson Roberts you have a point

Naaa you hear medic when he explaining about how long they all have until they die... "Minus where not bread."

But that god damn bucket

understanable really

"I have done nothing except teleport bread for 3 days"

no girls, ladies

@Kriminty #7878 Well yes but actually no. To keep normalcy in the team, Scout was told that his father is Tom Jones. In the comics, Scout was close to death, so Spy (his canonical father) disguised as Tom Jones, declaring he was infact his father. He did this while disguised as Tom Jones for unknown reasons. Also in the comics, Heavy refered to his father as "disapearing often" (Invis Watch), when canonicly Tom Jones is dead. Scout knows this, claiming that his father doesn't disapear, and that he's dead. Futher adding to the list of reasons why Spy is Scout's father. Specificly Red Spy is Blu Scout's father, as in Meet The Spy, it is referenced that Scout's Mother is in a relationship with The Red Spy.

OW 😂😂😂 this hurts cuz it’s true

@@jonathansmithers2763 what about red scout tho?

Prob the blue's spy son

R.I.P RICK MAY, soldier, the man that gave many of us memories.

You saw the video too wow

Hope he's in heaven NO HE IS IN HEAVEN

XD

Godspeed, rick may

I never noticed that lol

Thats what i call Teamwork

@@8danakagunggedepradnyanawi718 TEAM Defend The Fort The Second

@@watertank505 Alliance Area Again

They already get used to these craziness.

Pyro’s? Maybe Demo’s?

@@MemeGen23 I'm certain it's pyro

@@elwoodjblues no it is not him

ITS demo

you can see demo's mouth move

May he rest in peace

He will..and won't be forgotten

❤️❤️❤️ REST IN PEACE RICK MAY ❤️❤️❤️

let’s start an f chain in memory of rick may. F

F

actually blue spy is red scout's dad

Officially? Wasn't confirmed but heavily implied

WunderSchnell yes it was confirmed on the last published comics

@@JoaoGabriel-eb9nd which one? The Tom Jones one?

Joao Gabriel btw the color doesn’t matter it’s the same charecter no matter the color

Also TF2 problems: I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days

TF2 proving that it’s better than overwatch, as always

@@winsys3210 Overwatch is one of those games that starts out great, but over time... yeah. Hopefully Overwatch 2 doesn't have the same problem

@@GenshinLover283 "Gentlemen, synchornize your death watches"

Talon actually doesn't want to take over the world, at least with Doomfist as the leader. Their main goal is to start a massive world war because Doomfist whole-heartedly believes that humanity can only improve through conflict. Blizzard just needs to make an animated movie or something to actually develop the story that they have.

At his son, no less

No

No

Mr Salamander Red Spy fucked Blue Scouts mom, he didn’t fuck red scouts mom.

@@aero1878 It was a reference to TF2 comics

Matt Broder because the people who voiced them are the real voice actors

all of those has same voice actors as in game, except medic and soldier (soldier in the end)

That's the Medic's voice actor.

last time i checked They got Nolan North to do the engineer's voice when the real Engineer voice actor was unavailable

These guys voiced for Piemations "Meet the amazing" series, right?