Jungle Inferno 

In the game, the spy joke's about scouts earpiece, taking it from his corpse and doing a condescending impression of him.

*_tHIs iS ScouT RAiNBOwS mAKE ME Cry_*

miss pauling's contract lines probably come from it

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING!!

Maybe he forgot he had it?

Could you ask spy if the TF2 dev team was hiding with him

Are we surprised?

Hmm

lmao XD

big mood

"I'd like to keep my anal virginity, thank you very much. Go get it Scout! Zhis is your only chance!"

It's not like his first time seeing saxton

maxcyaneye yeah but he probably knows how much of a lunatic Saxton hale can be

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Since when would spy have a mask with saxton hale on it

Probably because scout has seen soldier buttnaked too much

@@adamxnt Covered in honey, even. With Heavy's sister. I reiterate, naked, covered in honey.

@@urbainleverrier1That was after (1972) this (1968).

Tick tock

The comics said it wasn't the first time. Maybe it happened in 1968@@artisiole325

"Anyway...that's how they lost their developer licence! GABEN! NO IT'S FILTHY IN THERE! *heh*...nerds"

@@attilahorvath6805 should i be a wake for this?

@@grassfur1950 Well...no...but as long as you are, would you mind opening your wallet a little bit...*cramming in a Summer Sale* Oh, don't be such a baby, they'll refund you back (no zey don't)

Anyway thats how i abandoned my game

Anyway thats how we lost our favorite game

or maybe abandoning his son again

@@aidenfurry471 he realized there's no more milk left in the supplies.

@@buttsagonton101 no more mad milk left for his son. What a good father going out to get some more for him.

He was running off to do “YOUR MOTHER”

Mr.Paladin is in fear

Me

I would actually play the map if Hale was the announcer

It would be so fricking awsome

Didn’t even think about that yet, thanks.

Me

HAHAHAHA- heavy

@@Bad_Animation5 imagine if the 64 bit update will be the last thing valve will ever do to this game outside of shutting down the servers

“And that’s how valve lost its credibility!”

Steam deck, NO, it's filsy in there. Hanheld devices... hehehe

"Oh don't be such a baby, Valve still has integrity." "(No zey don't")

That's pretty much what Australia is.

"Welcome to Jurassic World."

Australian, can confirm

We tried to at least take out the Emus, but they were too strong. We have an uneasy ceasefire now...I'm not sure how long it will last

Tarantula themed park

what is this supposed to mean

She spoke perfectly clearly to me

More like, hhmhhmhhhhmhhhm

Ham ham hma ha

Pyro said "Just Bananas"

Thats actually really sad if you think about it

Scouts kinda the main character now

Well saxton and miss Paulings voice actors can still do voices for valve,but miss paulings voice actor is busy doing voices for fortnite save the world Edit:Rick May could have done some voice acting but he had throat problems and sadly,yesterday,he passed away from covid-19

What happened to the other ones?

C: I know that the one for soldier has some voice issues but i guess the others just decided to leave

hahahaha that a funny joke

LoL yes it is.

;-;

*its just a burning memory starts playing*

Me too ☺️.

Can't belive it took me 2 years to notice that

Even his chest hair is the shape of Australia!

I'm sure americans have no idea what are you talking about.

@Tyson Dickson as an American i can say that I am typing this this at 10;19 p.m. am my walls are covered in pictures of Phil Swift and Saxton Hale

So it would seem

fake sandvich

(Scout Scream)

Oh dear God no

Scout: 2:45

come back shane!

Don't even try to like this in 69 likes

Shit dud

Spy isn a scout dad

@@blank4844 he is read the comics, it's not Tom Jones

@@blank4844 He kind of actually is, though.

No

@@D1V1sionn yes

@@Zelsix dude everybody is saying TF2!?!!2?1!1!1?1?!1!2!2?1!2!2 IS DYING. for over a few years yet it’s still not dead

@@D1V1sionn nobody said here that tf2 is dying, just requesting for an update

TF2 lives on forever in our hearts # cue celine dione my heart will go on flute solo#

Jennifer Dunne Lol

The only way to master the bat is to become the bat

*gigles* Bat-man *laughing*

To become a bat, one must be a bat

now we just need a bat reskin which is just a scout action figure

pretty sure scout’s voice actor is the only one who actually cares about the game anymore

@@teclinsoro4523 yeah, but they got saxton hale, could have at least gotten pyros's tho....

@@forkbeater8763 pyro + spy voicelines

Yea it’s more like important character (saxton) main character (scout) and NPCs (everyone else)

@@forkbeater8763 the VA for spy also does pyro

Fun fact: valve doesnt care about tf2 lol

Fun Fact: Valve these days sucks

@@rusticopadilla1294 fun fact: if you know some inside things about valve you realise valve was a mess until half life Alyx was deep in development because source 2 was a pain to get working and source 2 caused hl3 and lfd3 to be cancelled

Fun fact:Fun facts aren't fun.

I think the last sfm update was like 8 years ago

THATS GENIUS LOL

Nahw

Took you 5 years? Like bro what 😂

@@kentarop Prolly took you bit a time aswell

Also his hair in his chest

Imagine a multi class weapon that is ujst scout t posing

@@Pablo-yu9mc a holy mackerel physics version would be hilarious imo

and saxton used him to double jump lmfao

@@MrMozzie imagine it breaks and it's just a scout snapped or twisted

He not so useless after all

It’s honestly such a shame Scout’s VA is the only active one left.

KeepItABuckFifty Soldier’s VA did a recent birthday message to some guy in Soldier’s voice and he still nailed it. His throat cancer stopped him from doing Soldier’s screams and correct me if I’m wrong but for the Panzer Pants taunt I have been told he recorded new lines for it.

@@rizzotto9k Yeah I remember the birthday video on r/tf2. Im not sure about the panzer pants taunt though. When was the birthday video? Maybe the va of soldier wasnt contacted by valve for the video. Im not sure.

@@rizzotto9k Just checked and yes he did new lines for the panzer pants taunt. Weird how he wasnt in jungle inferno, maybe valve didnt need him or something.

@@OutlawedPoet yeah i know, i use that birthday video every time a friend of mine has a birthday.

I still want them to add him as a Melee weapon for Heavy

@@MineCreeperLPs Scout melee for Heavy Update?!?!?!?!!

Legend has it that only Nathan and JB Blanc can have that weapon (JB Blanc voice acted Saxton)

What are the stats

@@NAT_B420 Upsides: On hit: Screams like a girl. Downsides: NO RANDOM CRITICAL HITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well yea Especially pryo

I have been teleporting bread for 3 days.

​@@Engineer_gaming00where? WHERE have you been sending it??

The subtle nod he does 😂

someone make a mod for this now

Rip

@a cat sorry but my reply meant “someone should make that a mod” and not “that mod exists” im sorry :(

@a cat its okay 👍

Imma make a mod for that Once I learn how…

Tauntkriller so, a hole the shape of your heart in your heart. no heart? how are you alive?

an australia shaped hole in my australia shaped heart in australia shaped body in my australia shaped city with the most australian colour.

SzybkiSlimak Australia is my city

Lee you must be fun at parties

Tauntkriller Hale probably does have an Australia shaped heart

Am I lookin’ cool

@@jokerisinthememe5852 Lookin' cool, Joker!

Ganon in his Beast form could not beat Saxton Hale

BONK!

100 damage per hit

"YOU CALL THAT BREAKING MY SPINE?!"

@Temmie_2009id AAAAAAAHHHHH

@@thexylophone YOU -RED- BLU TEAM LADIES WOULDN’T KNOW HOW TO BREAK A SPINE!

@@EternallyDoomed HE PUNCHED OUT ALL MY BLOOD

Yes water is wet too 🤯

Make that one kilometre

I live in Australia and can confirm that a lot of people here in more rural areas do this!

Jurassic Park: Wanna bet?

But most dangerous one live in water, like kangaroos

@@anomalocaris2593 fun fact, kangaroos will actually lure predators into neck-high water and push them under the water until they drown.

I see you everywhere on RU-vid.

StickMaster500 open your eyes link

Jesus died before this update came.

Valve: ok the next update will be in 3017

I am still 21. ugh Logic

He's pure Australian

Saxton Hale is the original Gigachad.

As is he

I like the girl announcer better tbh she her voice rocks

Wyatt Cornie Yeah Ellen McLain is awesome, she also voices the Half Life 2 Overwatch, and GLaDOS in Portal

Too bad Valve didn't make "Vs. Saxton Hale" an official game mode, rather than a community-made one.

yeah true !

i'd actually like the idea saxton hale does it

Damn

Sadness intensifies...

He is just in the distance

Am I the only who hears "Just Bananas"

Verazard the skeleton 3456 that’s because pyros voice actor puts his hand in front of his mouth when he speaks to create a muffled sound

Lol

Yep...that’s kinda right since the spy has been confirmed to be scouts father

Frenchfryfortunecookie that’s dark

@Vicente Alfonso Morales Gaete Yes, it is true. There's a panel in the comics where Spy is with Scout's mom and they're both watching him learn how to walk + Spy disguises himself as Scout's favorite idol, Tom Jones, just to tell Scout he was his dad and proud of him as Scout died in his arms.

@Galactic-RamenRex Red Spy - Red Scout Blu Spy - Blu Scout Spy is simply just,,, Scout's dad

I always thought he said “please let me pass”

Not trying to spread false hope but Half Life Alyx started development around the same time TF2 and LFD3 were being worked on, there is even proof of left for dead 3 being worked on even now as well as tf2 had its ongoing comic series but due to the immensity of the project of Alyx I think they pooled their resources and thats why the teams have been nothing but skeleton crews. I only hope now that its been so long and Alyx has launched theyll finally start working on other projects potentially.

Went online last night

@@ren.67 Yep, new update

Vesstig you mean left for dead alyx

@@vesstig hope thats actually right half of tf2s devs are originally half life devs like well known Dave riller (level designer) and eric smith (programmer) i guess they were pulled from tf2 to work on alyx

I know, I haven't brought it yet, but I don't want to, I think that if I buy it a new update will come and it will be a waste of money at the end

I only started playing recently and I've been completing pyroland and having fun. Should I buy mercenary park too?

It's honestly like too late imo, the hype in the community is gone, but the items are nice nevertheless

I still haven’t finished the contracts

@@lumar2698bold of you to assume there will be a new update

Can the both of you explain what happened, I am really interested in the story...

@@ducktape4221 if you didn't know, there was also a short for tf2 called 'meet the amazing sandvich' or something, you should watch it first before I attempt to explain

@Tyson Dickson Yes I do know about chernobyl, but I didnt know you smuggled children lol

@@volcanicoreo4793 I watched it, and it gave me nostalgia Ive already seen it years ago..

@Tyson Dickson Okay... guy with a really nice profile pic(Cute Duck Btw).

Nice

Smugwave __ so does his chest hair

yes i thinked like that too

In the comics, all Australian men grow Australia-shaped chest hair.

@@ncrsoldier4603 australium

He looks like a kid going to the dentist for the first time and seeing the equipment they use lmao

and the noises

He looks like Chowder lmao

And the Australia shaped hole in the wall

@@bdogg5200 Saxton made it, actually.

TheDiamondDalek I want a mod for this

MOD PLEASE

I hope we're getting a mod for this

TheDiamondDalek the only good weapon

It grants an extra jump as well

Play ESO instead, The developers still update it and love their community, unlike valve.

@@NigerianCrusader no, completely different games.

@@SnowyTriton But eso is better

@The Lone Australian Survivalist you can't compare them. One is an rpg, and the other is an fps. They're completely different.

@@SnowyTriton But while tf2 hasn't recieved a big update in years ESO still recieves updates and is one of the most popular games of all time.

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Pow! You are dead!

@@meatperson no big surprise B)

Well there’s a fricken yeti roaring in his face

@@ginta4384 well that was idiot off to hang myself watch and lea- *die*

@@meatperson not big surprise

I mean it's soldier what else could happened?

LMAO

@@Tossimm rocket jump with the banana

f i r s t b a n a n a

Don't you know, it's soldier's new secondary.

Nah, melee weapon is fists, secondary is his warcry

Someone should make a community pack about that

im pretty sure someone is gonna make a mod that the scout becomes a melee weapon, and honestly id love that.

Scout shouts Need a dispenser here

Actually thats a good idea saxton can be like doomfist but for tf2

In a perfect world, yes

Mini scout all class melee

And give it dialouge like, "OW! Why would you do this to my beautiful face."

Blake Hobbs full sized scout for heavy

new class saxton hale

Girls scream: 2:45 Boys scream: 1:40

@@Joedoeem Yes

True xD

Poop 7667 nop

oooh

So you are basically saying Gabe has ADHD lol

“Anyways thats how i lost my developer license”

@@andy-gamer TF2 During bot crisis: Should I be awake for this?

"Don't be such a baby economies grow back!" "No zey dont"

@@snivyfan1476 well uh no

What happen now?

These details man.

Holy shit I never noticed that.

1:49 Australia! Saxton's chest hair is Australia!

What if the child... IS ACTUALLY SCOUT! Coincidence? I think not HL3? Give us Hotel? Trivago

CrAzGaming references: oh baby its triple!!!

tubarao feio not me

Who complained?

@@chaneterzaro5388 it was more about puro flame particles and dps then any thing

@@mohammadwaled409 also All the fucking pyros, i like Pyro and all but HOLY SHIT 5 Pyros with Thermal Thrusters and Phlogs on harvest!

@@sethleoric2598 sounds like a great place to farm a strange direct hit

Yet it didn't make the crit noise

@@JamesTheAce0 still a crit

I agree with you just because of *wooper*

and the loch and load bounced off a wall

I'm sorry what?

Son always remember Dying Is Gay

Blood Huntsman *American Boot*

@@bloodhuntsman5268 *Dying now at 0%*

The Yeti Just break his spine... not kill it.

You call that breaking my spine?

Jameskii that's a nice roblox update

Wait, do you play TF2 James?

I know, my dude. I'm waiting for the pyros to reign supreme over the server

Jameskii woah

wait you play tf2?

I was looking for this comment

What balls?

Nobody noticed that?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

cbt

TF2 was never dead.

Mem line

Ha! Back from the dead and reporting for duty!

"Reports of my death were bullcrap!"

AND REPORTING FOR DUTY

man he's terrified

Im at the 69th like... nice

1:43 that too tho

@Soldier [TF2] 2:24 You okay man?

I would just simply use my Kanohi Hau to shield myself

It's interesting because his voice is British/French.

@@NisarKhan-jm1uh yeah he did a really good job

He's a true G, the man's dedicated and damn good at what he does, I'm so happy there are people like him still happy to pitch in on the game

I had no idea that Nathan Vetterlein was chiliofdestiny.

Well now you do XD

Glass? Who gives a crap about glass?

Where are the other VAs though? Busy?

Yeah

Same..

And still...no updates

Blue moon?

Major updates

Sad :(

What about ENGINEER

Medic??

Stolen comment

What ? All of them are alive except rick

Saxton hale for smash

LukaGelutashv it was intentional

He's too powerful to be honest. Try one of the mercs. Scout, Heavy, Soldier and Spy would be excellent.

They already did, in the base games

@@nadavbarak7926 Really?

LOl

Bruh

Pasadito de lanza

Translation please

@@maryferechevestevargas8364 XD

After the players woke up and realized their skeletons were missing

I haven't seen a major update since I installed the game.

(Laughter of Medic) (Laughter of Heavy) (Heavy hits the cart) (Bone-saw on the cart fall down)

“Anyways, that’s how I started working for Creators.TF.”

@@sirwannabeguy4886 its not the same...

Uncle Dane Is it made with the hairs of all of your nephews and nieces tho?

Uncle Dane is a very gud Santa man

Fu

Too bad your chest hair will be in the shape of texas. On account of being an engie an all

Can't wait for the flying pybro

2:25 *AAAAAH MY SPINE!!*

YOU BLU TEAM LADIES WOULDN’T KNOW HOW TO BREAK A SPINEEAHHHHH MY SPINE!

Why is he still alive?

@@someguy9509 because dying is gay

So, he's not gonna spam the E button?

Lol

Photon Oh, look, another insecure TF2 fan!

@@foxontherails dont think you understand jokes bub

Atheekh Azeem he is jealous that he wasted money on a shitty game when he can just download tf2 for free

@@huntersling535 lol

This is not the first time his spines been broken

​@@williamvason1699"you call that breaking a spine, you red ladies wouldn't know

He's been used to it

3:54 I love how cartoony they made pyros animation here, so good

Really?

@@lukrazelusurero5419 no.

Lmao

guy really just hit un pelotudo with the 'no'

If only.

Oh don’t worry too much about that. I have some things in mind for VSH, including a version of Hale in which he uses scout as a weapon.

Valve gets a 0/10, for sitting around with their thumb up their ass instead of making new games and continuing the Half-Life series.

@@paragonpoints8420 I hope you know that the developer team of TF2 is like 15 people or so... It's not a triple A title with hundreds or people who work on it.

@@ScaraGucci and 5 of them are programers. The rest are artist and sound design

Just ask the community to make it themselves :p

yeah

"For his neutral special, he wields a scout."

the corpse carrier

*the boston basher* but better

@@purp7654 it's a Boston basher except the Boston basher is a guy who is from Boston(not sure)

@@anonymoususer_3778 Bostonian Basher

lol lol you can get the yeti stuff for free?

lol lol then how are they f2ps?

Holy crap your right

You think Valve doesn't pay attention to jokes in the community? The Spycrab got its own taunt and an item referencing it.

Team fortress 3 confirmed

It could be very cool, WHY, Because the Scout is an asshole

nerdneh132 screams on crit!

@@Boney_Paladin He just lacks discipline. But yeah he is an asshole that's why I love him........ As my favorite Character.. o-of course

@@scootthescout9124 he's a sweet bun, just need a little more discipline like you said

TF2 logic

*were

accurate to the comics

Tf2 logic

Aren Me They are not indigenous, they were shipped there.

Jesus christ

You're kind of slow...

Same

Rip Tasmania though

You have an excuse of only having one eye.

*!*

*IT'S ON, IT'S ALREADY ON, LADS!*

New update. still f2p in casual, no medics. pub gods. etc etc

G'eZz(Gaston) And still no Half Life 3

*Monty Python's flying circus*

EDIT: alright you fucking twelvies, you can stop replying to this comment. you're all embarrassing yourselves by writing out shit you don't need to on a comment thats almost a year old. holy fuck But do you think that show will be good? Its purely a cash grab. Fortnite also has no plot, way easier to work into the lore, unlike TF2. Plus, don't you think that maybe they don't have all of the voice actors anymore, since this newest short only has TWO? Please, stop being stupid.

Moo King Chill out

mkay

A Wild One Punch Man fan has appeared! Comparing TF2 and fortnite is like comparing gold to dirt.

wat fortnite got a tc show what the fifuck

Only in Freak Fortress my friend. Only in Freak Fortress...

FF2 sucks mang

Great heavy melee Slower movement speed Slower fire rate High damage

SuperSkilledPlayer saxton hale class exclusive weapon

SuperSkilledPlayer every time you hit someone he says “bonk!”

I am Omega Fox oh god yes

That would be amazing.

The Enemy is in the beam!

good and interesting idea

I am Omega Fox He has the voice lines for it as referenced near the end of the video. It’s most likely Mercenary Park only though.

Ooh these are pretty cool bananas

@@thebluejintythomasthetanke587 AAAAAAA

Bruh how did you hear that

@@theratman6718 if you listen carefully, it sounded that he said that.

nice translation👏

Doge Hotdog. Soldier: I'll show you how to REALLY snap a spine!

*AAAAAAAHHHH, MY SPINE*

Peyton Brennan ... ok

yes

That intro was terrifying the first time I saw it

exist 1 me too

Well it is hard to stand with a broken spine

His spine's been snapped in half. Can't really do much else

His spine is broken

Don’t think we need 3 people telling her the same exact information

He's admiring the manliness of Saxton

They always re use pyro sounds instead of getting new ones

generic username :v yeah I believe so, he’s also the voice actor for spy

@@AnonymousGentooman ese pac man :v

Emir Atay WOOOSH

1:36 Sniper Talked

Glad to see the TF2 team still putting in some effort.

Wings of Darkness some...

yes, some. I still haven't forgiven them for End of the Line.

So original to

Reithier ikr

SIX YEARS YAAAAY