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00:07 Explosive Mining Techniques by FarmWhich4275
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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@christopherg2347 Месяц назад

"If the humans are hiding behind something, that is reason enough to join them."

@MrSirwolf2001 Месяц назад

Insert idiom about seeing a running EOD tech.

@ICountFrom0 Месяц назад

I'm with the Scottsman, surely other civs DO know how to do it... they just label it as weapons test and get ON WITH IT, instead of dealing with the beaurocrafts.

@copperboltwire320 22 дня назад

@@MrSirwolf2001 If they run, you run...

@oli3645 Месяц назад

I actually work in the mining industry, so that story is hitting quite close to home 😆 a planet without biosphere would be awesome, we wouldn’t need to worry about destroying anything or restoring anything. The least realistic part was the multiple blasts per day, in real mines they blast huge chunks of ore body that takes multiple days to clear out. Also plastic explosives aren’t really used, we can use ANFO if there isn’t any water that would destroy the amonium nitrate, if there is we can use a highly customizable blend of explosive that looks and feels like a yellowish mayonnaise. Plastic explosives like C4 aren’t really used as their detonation velocity are super high making them good at shredding steel but not so good at pushing rocks

@duanesamuelson2256 Месяц назад

No biosphere means you can just break the planet to pieces..allows access to the core for the heavy elements. Fast burning explosives do work for breaking rock but as you said not good for moving rock, so unless you want gravel....

@beingsneaky Месяц назад

And that there is the Key thing you want to move the rock not destroy it that comes later lol.

@niyablake Месяц назад

Well can;t get every thing perfect and maybe they are more efficient in the future

@ironwolfF1 Месяц назад

Don't take it to heart, not every author is fluent in PEW PEW, BANG, and KABOOM. (Being former military helps...). So they either go to Wikipedia, or worse, half-ass it.

@oli3645 Месяц назад

@@ironwolfF1 no i don’t take it to heart, and it’s not even what i specialized in. But I still have enough knowledge to know what is used in the mining industry I just like to teach things I know to people who are willing to listen

@valtiel2589 Месяц назад

Thank you for narrating my silly scribbling :) more Spifflemonk content coming soon. Subnautica part 2 is currently being scribbled. :)

@arakheno4051 Месяц назад

Subnautica? And spiffle? Looking forward to it.

@njennett8005 Месяц назад

Hold up subNautica? I have not heard of the Subnautica. one yet. And as a fan/traumatized victim of Sub nautica. I need to hear that. one Does anyone know what the episode is called?

@valtiel2589 Месяц назад

@@njennett8005 agro hasnt narrated it. its on my page. i wrote it a month ago

@elaniarkady7351 Месяц назад

Omg yes!

@donniejo8888 Месяц назад

WE LOVE Spifflemonk

@darwinskeeper421 Месяц назад

I like the notion that this weapons inspector has no concept of an ancient human weapons system, and that the commander felt the need to distract him when he accidentally mentioned the existence of tanks in passing.

@Wastelandman7000 Месяц назад

Well, considering how much the inspector was freaking out, he didn't want him to have a complete meltdown. Because at that point, tanks could probably shoot down space cruisers LOL

@nunya3163 Месяц назад

Not too mention, they would want more of the excavators. So like a good drug dealer, he gave them the first one for free, knowing that they will come back for more, lots, lots more.

@Bob_H Месяц назад

HOLD ON A SCOTSMAN DRUNK THAT QUICK?! This is sci-fi!

@brianmeadows1137 Месяц назад

He was away for a while, so I reckon that was the last bottle out of a dozen crate. Tis' a shame to drink good whisky that fast but the stuff on site would have been cheap rubbish that the company buys.

@user-oy2zg3bt6n Месяц назад

he is a black Scottish cyclops.

@asureaskie Месяц назад

@@brianmeadows1137 To be fair, it's Honey Jack, so it's sweet swill. $20USD/750ml, and useful for just getting drunk.

@brianmeadows1137 Месяц назад

@@asureaskie Yeah, I kind of thought that anything available on the job-site would be somekind of shine or if the company actually provided it(at extra cost) a cheap rotgut. Although you can rely on a Scotsman to know where alcohol is. It's more reliable than a compass and they can navigate to the closest bottle store. Viva the alcohol!!

@ernestmac13 Месяц назад

@@brianmeadows1137Absinth would be more like that effect, but that's more of an Irish thing, lol.

@ganggreen9012 Месяц назад

The weapons inspector leaves with his new toy, and the foreman yells out " Ok guys enough mining for today, break out the BFG100K and let's see if we can get 20 percent more yield per shot."

@kyriss12 21 день назад

You can’t just blow a hole through mars!

@Wastelandman7000 Месяц назад

I love how he danced around the concept of tanks. Poor xeno was already freaking out from common mining equipment. Telling him what a tank can do....might just cause his jaw to fall off.

@dragonoidsix Месяц назад

Might cause it to fall off…again

@NeutralSmith Месяц назад

> You want to know what a tank is? Just think of a big gun and armor plating on one of those tracked vehicles instead of the cabin and bucket. Same proportions. < But... That thing is huge! > Yes.

@talmaru3023 Месяц назад

Lets not ask and pretend we dont care. < Life advice

@Tiewaz Месяц назад

EVERYbody gets giddy when they can play with a tracked vehicle. They're tons of fun, even if they are wee little things. But there's nothing quite like having a convoy of Abrams tanks cruising by when out on maneuvers. Those buggers are both huge and fast.

@jeanannd Месяц назад

Humans teaching aliens a new way of mining. Great story! Thank you Agro Squirrel for narrating this for us.

@RealArcalian Месяц назад

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo The best part of this story was the guy who was like "Humans are the only race with a concept of FY? I need a drink!"

@deussalt4479 Месяц назад

For the Agro-rythm!

@CharlesMartel-bd5du Месяц назад

I’ve actually got some heavy equipment that I need for our ranch in the mountains. All ancient. I love my 1987 Ford 655a. It’s 12’ tall and 24’ long on a flat bed. It can dig down 15 feet with ease. It’s amazing what you can do with one. My buddy calls it Fordzilla.

@chrstfer2452 Месяц назад

For the algorithm! For the scotsman's sanity!

@MidnightSmoke Месяц назад

Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful RU-vid algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.

@Shadow.Dragon Месяц назад

Great story; Excellent narration! Even if it wasn't efficient, humans would still use explosives to mine....its just fun! LOL!!!

@lewismitchell5367 Месяц назад

For the Author For The Squirrel & FOR THE ALGORITHM!

@kurtismiller9544 Месяц назад

For DA SKWERL and his Nest... Rocks go Boooooom!

@mikestarke1216 Месяц назад

LOL!! i really like this author's work. more please? :))

@BattleshipOrion Месяц назад

This is instantly one of my favorites...

@nachtwaya8721 Месяц назад

Even aliens boys, love their toys.

@Jakes3130 Месяц назад

FarmWhich always has excellent stories

@EricTheKei Месяц назад

Things that make you go **BOOM**

@willgallatin2802 Месяц назад

ROFLMFAO!!! I'm no Scotsman, but I might just join him in his stupor on that last one. :P On the other hand, I'm kinda glad he has no clue what a tank is. He hasn't ticked off the wrong humans, thankfully.

@leightondoswell453 Месяц назад

Thank you Argo you make every story awsome.

@randomstranger9674 Месяц назад

Thank you FarmWhich4275 and ASN.

@Michael_Brock Месяц назад

Great farm witch. This is going to be good

@grega2362 Месяц назад

Having run my first skid loader at age 7, I am in full agreement with the alien. It gets even better when you can do more than run it, but operate it.

@Kualinar Месяц назад

Humans like things that go BOOM ! In war, for work and for pleasure. The only difference being how it's used. That weapon inspector guy actually had his jaw literally hit the floor just looking at a mining operation. That was kinda fun.

@jessehenson8923 Месяц назад

I just keep picturing this alien discovering (rediscovering?) Kim Drakula and rocking out to "Killdozer" as he drives his caterpillar.

@barelyasurvivor1257 Месяц назад

For the Squirrel.

@mackenziedrake Месяц назад

Well, technically, the tanks aren't being tested. They work just fine. The notion of not using explosives for breaking rock is amazing, though. The Romans used massive fires and sudden cooling with water to create explosive fracture of mine wall faces in Britain. It's just that basic. Many thanks.

@LibraritheWizardOfficial 21 день назад

Men really love Ancient Rome, so thanks for sharing that historical tidbit 😊

@einyv Месяц назад

Every time I see farmwitch I know it will be good

@Di3Leberwurst Месяц назад

Welp I guess stonks will go up in the future.

@Ryu_D Месяц назад

Thank you for the video.

@kathybarekman5454 Месяц назад

❤ your work and your voice ❤

@mcrib8330 Месяц назад

You are the best!

@charlesashton6273 Месяц назад

Thank you

@BazilYat 11 дней назад

Our alien boi here would LOVE the British theme park 'Diggerworld'.

@MsMarkleaf Месяц назад

You made me laugh. Thanks to you and the author. 👍😂

@bramslootweg Месяц назад

I already heard this story from another narrator, but still like this version better. Great story and storytelling!

@Jakes3130 Месяц назад

Moving forward

@davidvincent5701 Месяц назад

The only thing this story needs, is to mention is using the sim game that uses those heavy machinery.

@jukkiivi4282 Месяц назад

Aliens are surprised to see Humanity using high explosives casually as tool. Interaction for the Interaction God! Likes and subs for the Channel Throne!

@yomogami4561 20 дней назад

excellent story and narration agro squirrel grew up in southern wv back when they still strip mined mountain tops and were building/finishing the wv turnpike so this brought back memories i can see aliens flooding engineering schools and buying up a ton of mining gear i miss the big muskie for mining in ohio [look it and others up online it's fascinating and you can find footage of some too]

@firedirewolf Месяц назад

Actually surprising that they didn't use an airhorn to signal over shouting "fire in the hole" was a safety thing my pops was required to do and he had an entire truck floorboard covered in the cans. He was also a 38 year pro, once made a pool hole blow out the side so they only needed to clean the area of debris and smooth out the bed of the pool. Has 5 books of hardhat stickers from all the quarries and foundation building projects he'd been on.

@scp2539 Месяц назад

in all fairness, they probably have their own version of a tank and was just thrown off by the name, a mobile armored weapons platform isn't too crazy of an idea so even pacifist nations should have thought of it.

@Netherdan Месяц назад

Also, tank is a purposefully misleading name

@Wastelandman7000 Месяц назад

I don't know. If they didn't even think to use explosives in the simple act of mining what else did they miss along the way?

@Wastelandman7000 Месяц назад

@@Netherdan fun historical fact: it was named a "tank" originally exactly for that reason. They wanted to keep German spies from finding out about the lumbering behemoths they were planning on unleashing on them.

@mattbrown5511 Месяц назад

That alien would be fish food within 3 minutes if it were me, he/she/it was talking to me like that. One tiny body would not even be noticed in a strip-mining operation.

@Wastelandman7000 Месяц назад

Problem is that is against some regulation LOL They seem to be as weighed down with them as we are these days.

@berain-vo9ur Месяц назад

for the nest and the algorithm

@patsplat764 27 дней назад

cool

@GR3YD3ATH Месяц назад

🚜🚜🚜

@user-tr3py5nz2j Месяц назад

Strip-mining a planet? More likely, they will strip the planet bare to the mantle and it will be worthless for any purpose thereafter! What an amazing notion! Maybe that’s how you would make a Dyson sphere!

@theshadyprotector8412 Месяц назад

As an underground coal miner, I have a very slight nitpick to get off my chest. If you are shoveling your minerals off the ground rather than digging underground to get them? Then that is not mining. That's farming.

@Wastelandman7000 Месяц назад

Serious answer: Kind of depends on local geology. If the rock isn't sufficiently stable to allow subterranean mining or the water table is too high you have to do strip mining. In this case I'd guess the rock strata was too unstable to allow tunneling. They did mention safety regs. I'm from Florida and the whole center of the state is dotted with phosphate strip mines. Here the water table is way too high and the rock way too soft to allow tunnels. Un-serious answer: but blowing up the whole hillside is more fun!!!

@theshadyprotector8412 Месяц назад

Here in the midwest, there is a strong rivalry between surface and underground that at the end of the day means nothing, coal is coal. It's just a way a bunch of blue-collar country boys razz each other.

@mikecoatsworth6048 Месяц назад

For the nest

@gothicshark Месяц назад

lawl... that was both cute and funny. We all need a drunken Scotsman in our lives just to keep it real.

@berges104 Месяц назад

Still wonder what they though when discovering black powder

@ICountFrom0 Месяц назад

Large number of rats ... I boggle at the idea of the sound.

@totherarf Месяц назад

Seamus the Scotsman?

@TheRealInscrutable Месяц назад

200K

@merlinathrawes746 Месяц назад

But it does make one wonder how they mine enough metals/minerals to build pretty much anything.

@selador11 Месяц назад

Good story. Nicely done. But I'm with the scottsman. There is no way any species got to space and doesn't already know all of the above. Just a bit too much of a stretch...

@Wastelandman7000 Месяц назад

I can see it working that way. First, you're talking about a pompous government employee trying to regulate something that's not his field. Probably grew up on a space station or hive city and has never seen a mining operation in his life. Second, think about the humans who don't understand where the food in the supermarket comes from.... Despite this knowledge being easily available. So I can totally see some alien being completely ignorant of this stuff. Like I said, government employee.

@selador11 Месяц назад

@@Wastelandman7000 Agreed. I was being too literal. The thought was, this was an example of every member of the species, and not the individual who happened to be an idiot. Still, it is a good example of an _extreme_ idiot. LOL

@johnpisciotto7115 Месяц назад

wait til they see a tank1

@thomasschulz2167 Месяц назад

How does a species leave its gravity well without knowing what heavy industry items like excavators, mining explosives, etc are? Sheesh, their ships must be unarmored, underpowered, and largly unarmed. And they don't have a consept of a Tank? I'm pretty sure I hear a Terran space fleet spinning up for a milk run of a conquering campaign.

@beingsneaky Месяц назад

yeah i kinda find it hard to beleive xeos would not know mining with explosives and how to use hydraulics or phase them out to useful.