Exposing my best one-fork recipes, as the world's worst chef 👨🏼‍🍳 

petition to buy damon an extension cord so he doesn’t have to make his toast and tea on the floor

Ok Damon i’ll sum it up for you: 1. You DO need to use oil when making pancakes, preferably not olive oil but honestly if you don’t mind the taste go for it. 2. Do NOT use oil for oatmeal. 3. Peanut butter doesn’t have to be refrigerated, but should be stored in a cool place. 4. The whole point of a kettle is that it boils the water faster. Use and abuse that bouilloire! 5. No, you don’t need to put the kitchen scale on the ground, the weight doesn't change based on height. 6. Please KEEP THE LID ON. It’ll cook faster (more pressure in the pot = Damon eats sooner) 7. Leave a bit of space between the lid and the pot for air to escape, otherwise the pressure will build up and it’ll overflow. 8. If you don’t want burned stuff at the bottom, use a nonstick pan + oil or a pot + oil, but when you’re cooking rice/pasta just use enough water and stir frequently. 9. Cooking everything at a high heat will result in a burnt outside and a raw inside. Use high heat to boil, medium heat to cook. 10. Make sure the oil is hot before you cook things in it (or you’ll get uncooked oil soaked food) 11. Honey can’t go bad, unless you lick the spoon and get saliva in it. Crystallization is a natural process that occurs in sugars, it’s okay. That’s it. Sincerely, a 19 year old that was traumatized by your cooking.

Damn he really thought he invented something there when he added salt to the rice

trigger warning for anyone who loves cooking and has anxiety, this video will TEST you

LMAO u getting mad 3 minutes in 🤣🤣

You: Me in the kitchen: *BOOTY BOOM BOOM BOOM*

I love Damon bc he looks like the kinda guy who has his life together, but then you see his kitchen like, oh never mind

Damon: *scratches nonstick pan with fork* Also Damon: *wonders why pancakes don’t flip properly*

ive been waiting for part 2 since you released ur first disastrous tutorial >_

Damon getting impressed by the fact that the kettle boiled the water faster than the pot on the stove... that's what kettles are supposed to do lmaooo

Skillshare, please give this mans a sponsorship so he CAN PLEASE LEARN HOW TO COOK OH MAH GAWDDDD

Damon is the type of guy that's like: "let me make you a snack." and starts doing whatever he just did.

As a chef I can honestly say this was both hilarious and ✨horrifying✨

I seriously need Gordon Ramsay’s reaction to this

he is literally so organically chaotic in the kitchen You could not make this up

Damon really needs one of those like dish racks that go over the sink so he has more counter space.. so glad he’s still alive tho

Damon really said why would I have guest forks at my place. It's MY place, bring your own fork and honestly? He's wrong but we love the energy

i like how damon is usually so extra, but he’s definitely not extra when it comes to his kitchen equipment

Damon, I promise, if you just buy a wooden spoon to stir the food in the pots, your life will become easier 🤣

i'm honestly flabbergasted, frazzled and furious by every move you make in that kitchen and yet I'm SO entertained how do u do this

I make my pancakes with olive oil every time and I always feel like I’m breaking a law

Damon getting mad at us has the same energy as me getting mad at people I imagine arguing with in the shower

“I don’t even want to make it anymore. Yall pissing me off” 😂😂😂😂

This was exactly my cooking style before I met my wife lol

Damon: slanders milk and eggs for 5 minutes Also Damon: mmmh honey

Damon: *picks up fork* Every mother in the world: NOT ON THE NON-STICK PAN NOOOOOOO

I lost it when he asked if he needed to use the scales on the floor 😂

Who else just *shivered* a little when Damon poured out the “excess” rice water? Damon you’re supposed to COOK IT TILL THE RICE IS DRY 🥲

*∗Damon holds toaster upside down∗* Damon: "OMG WHY IS IT STEAMING?!"

the sequel from hell that we didn't know we were waiting for

10/10 quality content

How to cook rice from a Thai person! 1. rinse it please (you don't have to use a strainer, just use the pot) 2. bring the water AND the rice to a boil (we don't add salt but if you want to it's fine). Use a 2:1 ratio of water:rice 3. cover and simmer until there's no more water and the rice is fluffy 4. buy a rice cooker while wait for your water to boil 555

me being terrified and concerned for Damon's safety for 28 minutes straight thank you for linking the forks tho

Damon: I do this funny thing where I add salt? to the water? it's kinda out there but I'm just trying stuff Everyone who's ever cooked before: 0-0

I recognize the blue bowl cause I have the exact same from Monoprix. 😁

Only Damon can make cooking rice seem as intense as defusing a bomb

You know, I think the fact that the pancake isn’t burnt this time is a huge improvement

Damon you could buy a little table on wheels to be like a kitchen island and you would have more surface space hehehe

I love how Damon asks questions like we’re supposed to answer them

as a german i'm really impressed by how aesthetic you say Vollkornbrot

it is said that if you come early to the comments section, Damon shows up to say hi

this level of chaotic energy is truly unmatched

Answering some of your questions: YES raw oats are safe to eat so you don't have to wait for them to “cook”, the cooking just makes them easier to digest. NO you don't have to refrigerate peanut butter although it will last longer if you do NO you don't NEED to add salt to your boiling water for rice in order for it to cook properly (like pasta) but it will enhance the flavour so why not Also use a lid if you want to prevent liquids from evaporating further - like stews and sauces that are already at the right consistency YES some nutrients are lost when you cook spinach but raw spinach can interfere with the absorption of iron and calcium in your body - but both have their own benefits Crystalized honey has not expired! It's a natural process that happens to the sugars in the honey and it can be decrystallized it in a warm water bath

You should invest in a small kitchen island, maybe even one that fold down so you can save space, it will solve your balance problem, as well as an extension cord to plug in your taster and bouilloire, you can leave your toaster and bouilloire and the small kitchen island it would solve a lot of your problems

This is the equivalent of Shayna cooking everything with just a butter knife

this is funnier than any sitcom i've ever watched

God youre the best youtuber

fun fact: honey can not actually get bad, so the exp. date doesn't really have a pont, but they have to put some exp. date on

Damon getting angry by thinking about others and their opinions is a mood

"Isn't it weird that when you're making something like oatmeal or pancakes, you're using olive oil?" NO OH GOD NO

Using a metal fork to stir food in his saucepan and frying pan makes me cry inside 🥲

This is the most stressful 'what I eat in a day'. I cant.

Damon: "we're using olive oil for oatmeal" Me: "👁👄👁...hah?" Damon: "Oatmeal doesn't need to be cooked" Me: "👁👄👁💦....say what?" Damon, listen to your mom and get food delivery

Can you make a video where you take a professional cooking class from a professional Parisian chef? That video would be *chefs kiss

Damon: Milk and Eggs are excrete out of cows and chickens respectively, how can you eat them? Also Damon: Bringing out bottle of Honey...lmao

his “ooh!” of approval after flipping that nasty pancake 😷

I sent this to my friend so she feels less bad about not knowing how to cook

your fork, shayna's butterknife... you guys got a friend with a spoon? you're almost set

damon cooking rice the way you'd cook pasta physically hurt my soul lol

This wasn't so bad until he got to the pancake lmao. Also, the size of this kitchen stresses me out so much.

In Germany we have a dish called "Kaiserschmarrn" and it's basically a scrambled pancakes, so maybe you can tell everyone you make bombass Kaiserschmarrn! :D

Have you considered buying a foldable table to use as a kitchen island? 😂4

"Come on BE GOOD" literally me anytime I attempt to cook

I‘ve never laughed so hard I‘m literally crying I‘m Austrian and the way you pronounce Vollkornbrot is HILARIOUS I can’t stop laughing AND THE TOASTER omg I‘m losing it I‘m losing it. too good

I honestly had to gasp bc i thought your „Vollkornbrot“ was going to fall off the plate :D

Haha who's gonna tell Damon that honey is technically bee vomit 👀😂 Btw honey doesn't expire plus the crystalisation is normal...

I've never thought that the cooking skills I mastered in my adolescence are so vital. Like everybody is supposed to know that, aren't they? But now I can see - it really makes difference 😂

This is why I love your channel, instead of being extra precise for the camera you show us how to make these things the way we actually will

literally just yesterday i was cooking dinner and kept taking out different forks that i ended up using like 15 of them and i said to my sister "if i was damon, i would've only used one fork" and now you uploaded this, i swear you heard me talking shit 😂

Can I mail you an extension cord for your toaster ? The toaster pain you experience, I want to help. I am a mother , I feel your pain.

this is hilarious. I've laughed for the whole 28 minutes of this video. the chaotic energy in here is eccessive but also exactly what I needed

I love how chaotic this is!!! Love your videos they’re so goooood!!!!

"..you feel like your eating direcly from the ground. Like you took some dirt, put it in the oven and then you are eating it." Me a german, who just just put a homemade Vollkornbrot in the oven: •_•

damon cooking is giving me intense “go girl give us nothing” vibes

I love your chaotic energy✨

last video I watched it when I was sick and I thought it was a fever dream and the funniest thing ive ever seen. A year on and im sick again and damn this timing really cheers me up!

when damon’s back with another cooking video, you know it’s gonna be a ride

Can this be a series? Please!!!!!???? As a non-vegan, semi-okay self proclaimed chef, I enjoy this way too much!

your videos make me so happy 🥺🥺🥺

I almost want to just go to France to Damon’s apartment and build him a shelf so his toaster situation is better

This is complete caos. I'm happy that stove doesn't involve actual fire.

Damon, toast the vollkornbrot on the pan. - someone who is concerned for the toaster's well being

Thats the most hilarious and enticing cuisine production I ever watched. Chéri Damon merci !

damon cooking is somehow the most exciting thing I've watched this year

Damon: “eww ppl eat animal excretions?! Disgusting!!” Also Damon: *squirts expired bee vomit over pancake*

But Damon, what do you do on those days that you come home late and you don't feel like doing the dishes and you just kind of want to let them sit there in your sink because you can, but you only have one fork? What then?

damon! plz get floating shower shelves from amazon - its not like a floating shelf that needs nails it has suction cups so it will stick perfectly on your kitchen tiles therefore no more melted plastic spice bottles :)

This was absolute comedy gold. Genius. Had me in stitches. Why is your kitchen so small!! And don’t get me started on the plug. The fact you literally have one fork. Also you can definitely eat the honey... it just crystallised due to the temperature. If it’s hotter it gets runnier again. And it kills me how Americans don’t have kettle. I’m from England and when I lived in New York no one had kettles and it blew my mind. Please never stop making videos

DAMON! Plug the toaster in any other plug in the apartment PLEASE!

Next video "Looking for a chef on tinder" 🤣🤣👀

The improvement!! We love to see it.

Damon, i like this side of you! You so relatable. I feel the same way when i cook in front of an audience. Or the oven is preheated, water boiling, or every dishes is dirty, and i am not prepared to cook.

HOW HAVE YOU SURVIVED FOR SO LONG???

second cooking video w damon: *chaotic energy INTENSIFIES*

Watching you is basically just seeing wholesome chaos on screen and truth be told, it fills my soul in a little.

I never could have imagined to have part two of the most hilarious & entertaining cooking show out there, thank you Damon 😂👌🏽

I think this might actually be a scripted comedy sketch at this point. SNL here he come.

watching you cook rice enrages me in more ways then i know how to convey throw text

I was so worried when you didn't post yesterday... I had to go and check insta just to make sure everything was ok...This video was all the chaotic good energy in one place

I am so happy you're back